2 Tuff Tony’s Fishing Tournament

Cast out your line into the cold watery grave of an alien underwater world to try to win this competition that will test your true grit and determination as a champion of lure and sinker. 2 Tuff Tony is back again and more fishy than ever, as he hosts this competition that dares to test the fishing enthusiast against the oh-so-elusive predators of the deep who stare back with gross, unblinking, deadpan eyes at all who would try to deceive them with tasty morsels on a hook. Prizes will be determined by the combined weight of each competitor’s three biggest fish caught:

Prizes and Information

First Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque and $100 gift certificate; Second Place – $100 gift certificate; and Third Place – $50 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should bring all of their own fishing gear, bait and a bucket. Only those fish caught during the contest (and witnessed by a judge) will be counted. Those wishing to compete should show up at the Seminar Tent between 7:30 – 8am (don’t be late).

Costume Contest

There are moments in all our lives where near perfection is achieved and the rewards are bountiful. This contest could be one of those moments for you that happens to be the right time with the right blend of skill, inspiration and lunacy to come out on top. Just bring whatever creative costume you can piece together or create to pit your artistic flare against others to see if this is indeed your moment. Forgoing that, you could simply watch the bizarre spectacle as it unfolds.

Prizes and Information

Prizes: First Place – GOTJ  Gold Plaque and $100 gift certificate; Second Place – $100 gift certificate; and Third Place – $50 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins. A private dressing area will be provided.

Faygo Launching Contest

What could be better than explosions of carbonated propelled Faygo rockets spewing liquid pleasure as they take flight high into the sky? This contest pits a skill that Juggalos have trained for since the first Faygo bottle they have ever let loose. The task is simple…see if you have what it takes to propel a bottle of Faygo the furthest distance when launched from the stage. You are free to use whatever technique you wish, from the corkscrew anus launch to the tried and true double tap stage spike slam. Each contestant will receive two Faygo bottles in an attempt to win.

Prizes and Information

Prize: Furthest distance – $200 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins (100 competitors max).

Flow Master Rap Battle

Here there be beasts on the mic who will attempt to slay each other with assaults of verbal mastery. This is where true combatants with gifted freestyle abilities perfected over countless hours will finally prove their worth to stand amongst true MCs. However, it won’t be easy. Do you have the confidence to crush your foes with no mercy? Do you have the ability to produce creatively inspired rhymes off the dome? Do you have what it takes to prove your mettle on stage….do you? Each rapper will first freestyle to the crowd for 60 seconds (the beat will be provided). The judges will then determine which 12 will move on to the final round on Saturday. The final round will then consist of an elimination style battle where two rappers at a time will compete directly against each other with the winner of each round being determined by the judges (who will take crowd reaction into heavy consideration). This will continue until there is only one.

Prizes and Information

Final Round Prizes: First Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque, and $500 in cash; Second Place – $200 gift certificate; and Third Place – $100 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins.

Juggalo Gong Show

Here is your chance to sparkle! Come to display whatever talent you have in front of the adoring crowd in a chance to win big money, big prizes and big ups! Your ambiguously gay host Chuck Bareass will take you on a wondrous journey of confetti, balloons and small people you will not soon forget. Contestants will each be given up to two minutes to prove their worth on stage with whatever talent they wish to share (dancing, singing, juggling, poetry, ninjitsu, acting, fire breathing, pantomime etc.), however, no rapping will be allowed. Three judges will either “gong” the contestant to eliminate them mid performance or rate them on a scale of one out of ten. Top three scores win!

Prizes and Information

Prizes: First Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque, a barbwire tiara and a tube sock full of $85.19; Second Place – $90 in food vouchers usable at any concession stand, a lap dance from a Gong Show dancer of your choice, and a pair of used virgin panties; and Third Place – a birthday cake with song and a mystery present . Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins. Music will be provided if needed (feel free to bring your own).

Miss Juggalette Pageant

No title is more esteemed, more draped in the honor of beauty personified than that of Miss Juggalette Queen! The one who holds the crown each year is a rare beauty who is all things — talented, creative and curvaceous. She is a real gift to behold who is also of a substance that is part dream and part fantasy. This year’s queen is somewhere out there right now waiting to step upon the stage of majesty, just waiting for the crown to be placed upon her perfect brow. Could this be you? This pageant is composed of three rounds: #1: Personality – where the contestants answer questions. #2: Talent – where contestants show off an ability (dancing, unicycling, magic, etc.) and #3: Swimsuit competition! Judges will then tally the scores from all three rounds (taking crowd reaction into heavy consideration) to determine who will become this year’s Queen!

Prizes and Information

Prizes: First Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque and $200 gift certificate; Second Place – $200 gift certificate; and Third Place – $100 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins and bring their own swimsuit (or comparable attire) with them. A Private dressing area will be provided as well as any music needed for the talent round.

Ninja Olympics

Who doesn’t want to be a ninja? Some say they are powerful, others that they are shrouded in a dark mystery inspired by their silent footfalls, deceptive tricks and deadly determination. Here is your chance to prove if you have the true spirit of a ninja warrior in this martial competition. There will be four rounds in all to find out who will be victorious. In each round ninjas will have to battle one opponent to see if they can advance into the next round. #1: Knife Fighting (using foam knives). #2: Sumo Wrestling. #3: Martial Arts (light contact to the torso only, with protective gear). #4: Four vs. One Battle (ninjas try to last the longest against four other ninjas using pugile sticks). A ninja referee will oversee each round. In the end there can be only one. Are you ninja enough to survive?

Prizes and Information

Prize: Last ninja standing – GOTJ Gold Ninja Medal, blinged out ninja suit, and a ninja escort to take you and a friend to all backstage areas until midnight. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins (16 competitors max – first come first serve, with those wearing ninja suits moving to the front of the line).

Ring Girl Competition

This is not just about raw physical assets…though that does help. It’s about possessing a true JCW attitude, the ability to inspire a salivating crowd and the confidence to represent the wrestling world to the fullest. Contestants should bring their sexiest hookup (bikini, lingerie, dress etc. / dressing area will be provided) as they will each be given a chance to walk to the ring holding a match card as they strut their stuff trying to win the crowds approval.

Prizes and Information

The crowd will then ultimately decide the winner by applause. Oh, and the final two winners will be given a wrestling backstage pass and have the opportunity to be a JCW ring girl for Friday and Saturday nights wrestling, including Bloodymania!

Tattoo Contest

You’ve endured the pain of getting ink needled into your flesh, now get the gain! There is no better time or place to show off your amazing body art than at this contest where you could walk away with far more than the risk of hepatitis B. So come on down to get stripped, get peeped hard, and possibly get penetrated (by more needles, of course) to see if you have the canvas that will amaze the judges the most. For this contest each competitor will stand before the crowd, while a panel of judges scores their tattoos based on size, originality, and quality (Judges will take crowd support into heavy consideration).

Prizes and Information

Prizes: 1st Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque and $100 gift certificate; 2nd Place – $100 gift certificate; and 3rd Place – $50 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins.

Texas Hold ‘Em Bounty Tournament

Bets will be raised and then re-raised. Hands will be folded that would have won. Bluffs will be made by those possessing tells as noticeable as sweat beading upon their brow or as subtle as a slight respiration rate increase. You yourself will try to suppress a slight smile as you look down at pocket kings. That is, until the ace falls on the flop. This is a game of highs and lows; it is a game of intense anxiety and high adrenaline, it is a game of skill and luck. For some it is more than a game. Do you have what it takes to be stoic amidst your own emotional chaos as you scream within your own mind? For this tournament you will have three chances to make it into the final round.  64 players may compete each night (first come, first serve) with six of those players making it into the final round, which will take place on Saturday when they will battle it out to see who will become Texas Hold’em Champion. Every night (except the finals) a celebrity player will also be in the game; if you should eliminate them you will earn a prize.

Prizes and Information

Bounty Prize: $40 gift certificate. Final round Prizes: First Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque, Blinged out Ninja Suit, Psychopathic blinged out jersey & $200 gift certificate; Second Place – Psychopathic blinged out jersey & $100 gift certificate; Third Place – $100 gift certificate, Fourth to Ninth Place – $20 gift certificate. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins and must know how to play the game and deal.

The Neden Game

Five players will be pulled directly from the crowd for each round of this game show for a chance to win a date with a beautiful vixen or a sauvé ninja. For the first round a Juggalo will question Juggalettes who will be hidden from view. At the end of the questioning period he will then choose one to go on a date with based on personality alone. For the next round Juggalos will be pulled from the crowd and this time a Juggalette will question them to determine a winner. What happens during the course of this show is often hilarious and surprising as the questions tend to be very revealing.

Prizes and Information

The winner of each game will then go on a date from 8pm to midnight, with their dates also acting as their personal backstage escort.

Wet T-Shirt Competition

The titty (I mean title) speaks for itself. It really doesn’t get any better than this! Hot Juggalettes and Faygo…could there ever be a better combination? When this gets underway you can best believe that your joyfully tearful eyeballs will not be the only globes glistening in the afternoon sun. The crowd will decide the winner based on feverous applause but the true winner will of course be you.

Prizes and Information

Prize: Winner $250 in cash. Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins with a white T-shirt. A Private dressing room will be provided.

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