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Little things that irritate you
October 14, 2014
2:12 pm
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Psyral Infection said

@piggofdoom said 
Also, any linguist would tell you you are being “prescriptionist” with language and that usage trumps rules. 
Basically, we are heading towards the future shown in Idiocracy. 
It IS true that usage trumps rules though, or we’d still be speaking like Shakespeare.

Damn. We done got ourselves a edumicated one here. Well, I guess I should drop over half of my annoyances since they mostly deal with grammar that is really not in regular usage.

We need to converse more. I can spout off my so called knowledge and you can squash it with facts. I wish we could have hung out more at the gathering. I’ll make it a point next year.

Nah dude, there’s a reason we still teach grammar in school. The rule SHOULD be the usage for the most part. A lot of that shit annoys me too. Mostly You’re and your.

October 14, 2014
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When you order a Coke and get a Diet Coke (Can’t believe no one mentioned that). 

The ads with the horrible music that pop up when you log on to FLH. I’m yet to hear one that is any good. I’m yet to hear one that isn’t indescribably bad. You wait all month for it to change, then it does, only to be replaced by an ad with a song that is somehow even worse than the month before it. No small feat. It’s like listening to The Warlock. Speaking of which…..

The Warlock and his inability to recognize the fact that his music is indescribably bad.

When I’m arguing with a fucktard on here and @krunkazphuk chimes in just to tell me I’m wrong. I know she’s right, because she even provides links and pictures. Nothing like getting proved wrong by a blonde repeatedly. Yeah, that’s not embarrassing at all. Bitch.

When I’m arguing with a fucktard on here and people chime in just to tell me they’re (take that grammar POD) tired of me arguing with fucktards on here. Which is funny, because I’m tired of people telling me that they’re (again POD, again!) tired of me arguing with fucktards up on here. Now we’re both annoyed. 

When fat people wear clothes that don’t fit, making all of us have to unwillingly look at your flabby stretch marks. It’s called the big and tall store, look it up. I shop there myself.

When people who know I’m going in the opposite direction ask me for a ride home anyway.

When you drive someone to Burger King and they don’t offer to get you anything. Because you were totally going to walk the 15 miles in the rain and absolutely be here if I didn’t drop what I was doing to bring you here. Offer to buy me a Whopper for my troubles. I’m gonna say no and buy my own anyway. It’s just, you know, the offer. And the recognition of the fact that I did something cool for you. This applies not only to Burger King, but to any and all places that have a drive thru and are open at 1 A.M. Offer to buy me a Chalupa bitch. Is it really going to kill you? I’m just going to say no and buy my own anyway.

When I have to repeatedly watch commercials for weeks on end for restaurants that aren’t located anywhere in the state of Massachusetts. Just why don’t we have a Golden Corral? 

When people ask me what irritates me.

October 14, 2014
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patjoyce said
…The ads with the horrible music that pop up when you log on to FLH. I’m yet to hear one that is any good. I’m yet to hear one that isn’t indescribably bad. You wait all month for it to change, then it does, only to be replaced by an ad with a song that is somehow even worse than the month before it. No small feat. It’s like listening to The Warlock. Speaking of which……

I haven’t heard one of those songs in quite a while. Bookmark/Favorite this link:
https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/

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October 14, 2014
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patjoyce said 

When I’m arguing with a fucktard on here and @krunkazphuk chimes in just to tell me I’m wrong. 
 

Get the fuck out my face. And you’re welcome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v…..iywQwl8-2I

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October 14, 2014
7:55 pm
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Psyral Infection said

patjoyce said
…The ads with the horrible music that pop up when you log on to FLH. I’m yet to hear one that is any good. I’m yet to hear one that isn’t indescribably bad. You wait all month for it to change, then it does, only to be replaced by an ad with a song that is somehow even worse than the month before it. No small feat. It’s like listening to The Warlock. Speaking of which……

I haven’t hear one of those songs in quite a while. Bookmark/Favorite this link:
https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/

Thanks Psyral laugh

October 14, 2014
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One simple ‘lil thing that gets me irked to no end is I got this homie that screws the cap back on the Faygo so tight that I have to struggle a minute or two. One time taking a knife to it just to pop open that wicked elixir. Motherfucker chips plastic twisting that thing closed!

October 14, 2014
9:12 pm
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LuckyNumbrXIII said

Psyral Infection said

patjoyce said
…The ads with the horrible music that pop up when you log on to FLH. I’m yet to hear one that is any good. I’m yet to hear one that isn’t indescribably bad. You wait all month for it to change, then it does, only to be replaced by an ad with a song that is somehow even worse than the month before it. No small feat. It’s like listening to The Warlock. Speaking of which……

I haven’t heard one of those songs in quite a while. Bookmark/Favorite this link:
https://www.faygoluvers.net/v5/

Yeah, until I log in at work and the computer is hooked up to giant studio monitor speakers and everyone turns around.  Double fuck you to anyone that starts off the video with their stupid voice going, “AY AY AYYYO MUTHAFUCKAZ!”

so every warlock song ever right?

or  YUEEAH!

Also – 

 

when people tell me how i should spend my money.

people who smoke ‘light’ cigerettes thinking it will kill them slower. theres more chemicals int there retards, its killing you faster.

people who think ‘diet’ anyhting is healthier for you. its not. its not at all.

 

@illtheclown still a clown, you can put any sort of spin on it but he is still just a joke.

people who hate on how fat people dress. who cares, it doesnt affect you at all. dont like it look away (cue fat joke).

skinny jeans, i realise its stupid to get irratated about people who diss fat peoples dress, but skinny jeans are meant for skinny women. just dont do it. you look like an icecream cone. skinny jeans are desinged to make SKINNY people look like they have a figure, they just make anyone else look FAT.

the chinese. they are coming. they are coming to get us.

miners. seriously, we get the idea you earn 200k a year for doing fuck all. its not that impressive. 

white women, you bitches be crazy. i got yelled at the other day by some random white bitch i told was married and she said i wasnt wearing my wedding ring to pick up women, never mind 10 seconds prior i told her that i was married. seriously, bitches be crazy.

when i send my lawnmower away to get fixed and tehy say ‘ 2 days tops’ and now its 8 FUCKING DAYS LATER, seriously call me tell me somethign went wrong, now i have to go out of my way to call them and ask. customer service dictates that they call me.

Western Australian Customer service

Grammar nazis. Its the internet, So what.

keyboard warriors or any variation on E thug.

When strangers get weirdly affectionate with my dog. he spends most of the day licking his balls and chewing on his ass. dont let him lick your face. im not going to stop him or tell you that, but you hsould know that what dogs do.

people who play call of duty, and then laugh at me because i play ghost recon. seriosuly, its a game. get over it

these new stupid cardboard boxes they put burgers in. i miss the good old wax paper covers. so much easier to eat in the car.

grass growing in my garden.

cats, i fucking hate cats.

 

thats alll i got for now. till next time.

October 14, 2014
9:23 pm
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scruffy said

PRJ would [might] say  

people who make new threads that have already been done and couldve [perhaps] been found via searches, even though its sometimes hard as fuck to remember what to search for, and may have been a while since they werent buried.  

LOL….actually i was going to say something like that, but i forgot to come back to this thread. I more so get irritated by the repeated newer threads, not the hard to find/remember threads.

October 14, 2014
9:36 pm
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People buying nothing but foutain pops, slushies, and little debbies on their EBT cards. Bitch Jamison’s Meats (idk if that’s a franchise, but it’s our local hugh-quality butcher shop) accepts EBT, go get some real fucking food if youre that hard up for cash for food!

People who have EBT that buy American Spirit ($6.67) or Newport ($6.13)  cigarettes. I wouldn’t quit smoking if I had EBT, but I wouldn’t use the money I’m saving to get stupid expensive cigarettes, I’m a scrub I’ll stick to my L&M’s.

morbidly obese people who think there’s nothing wrong with being morbidly obese. Fuckin disgusting

@novocaine saying aussie pride irritates him when he has the audacity (aussiedacity?) to try and say australia is better than ‘murica

army guys who think they’re better than the marines, props for serving our nation forrealdoe, but come the fuck on. You know better.

faggot ass kids who shit talk the military

people who got a problem with me saying faggot

feminists, more specifically bull dyke man hating feminazis who think holding the door open for them is tantamount to simultaneously taking away their right to vote, hold office, do anything outside the kitchen, and rape them at the same time.

how trendy conspiracy theories are

blind prejudice against all LEOs 

this thread is fun as fuck.

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October 14, 2014
10:12 pm
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I see ridiculous EBT fraud on the weekly…people buying their card balance in steak and returning it without the receipt for store credit only to get a receipt for that and then returning it again for cash…It boggles my mind the effort they go through for a few hundred bucks.

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

October 14, 2014
10:19 pm
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OCJ_Brendan said
I see ridiculous EBT fraud on the weekly…people buying their card balance in steak and returning it without the receipt for store credit only to get a receipt for that and then returning it again for cash…It boggles my mind the effort they go through for a few hundred bucks.

Sponges. Kill’em all.

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October 14, 2014
10:28 pm
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 Americans who think 7 dollars for a pack of smokes is expensive. 20 dollars minimum in perth. MINIMUM.

 

@ltb – i have no idea what an ebt is but it sounds like it would piss me off too.

 

Also, trying to get 5 star monsters in Summoners War… fuck i hate that game. but i just cant stop.

October 14, 2014
10:34 pm
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Food stamps

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October 14, 2014
10:47 pm
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Also, yeah 20 bucks a pack def sounds like prison prices to me LOL

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October 14, 2014
11:16 pm
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OCJ_Brendan said
I see ridiculous EBT fraud on the weekly…people buying their card balance in steak and returning it without the receipt for store credit only to get a receipt for that and then returning it again for cash…It boggles my mind the effort they go through for a few hundred bucks.

This is funny, I didn’t even know that you could do that lol.

 

I’m yet to ever see someone use food stamps to good use. I see people use their shit in the store buying essentially junk food and soda, then after that goes through they buy cigarettes and scratch tickets with cash. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t really care, but I’ve always believed that if you can afford to drink 5 days or more a week and smoke a pack or more a day, at Massachusetts prices, you can’t possibly really need food stamps. But hey, play on playa.

October 14, 2014
11:50 pm
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Aussy minimum wage is much much higher though, so there is that.

 

Dudes that stare at chicks then tell me how great they think they look. Don’t tell me, tell her. She’d probably enjoy the compliment more than me.

 

People who build them selves up to be brilliant and holier than though then pull bitch tactics when you poke wholes in their logic. They will avoid the question or insult you or try to play a victim over it and its pathetic.

 

Slumerican mentioned white knights and I have to say dark knights. I hate when dudes walk up dressed like Batman and try to hit on your girl. Fuck you Bruce Wayne, you cock blocking, pussy stealing, cunt crucader.

People who get upset over being called a cracker ( which is no way shape or form offensive) yet have the nerve to think calling people faggots is okay. Now, this is not a gay bashing term, this word is all arou d offensive to anybody you use it in. Revert to the definition that Krunkazfuck gave us and learn some shit. Just a fucked up thing to call somebody.

 

People who dedicate their lives to a position that requires you to turn a blind eye to facts and logic to keep it.

 

People who claim to want truth when all they really want is to be right.

 

Stupid ass homeless people that try to start shit. Fuck you, I know what you want change for! You are saving up to buy a new iphone so you can sit there and listen to podcasts all day!

October 15, 2014
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I gave a homeless man a double cheeseburger from the drive thru one day, so the dude can eat. Asshole tells me ” got any money instead” lol. So the ass can buy booze or cheap wine.  I told him to fuck himself and left. I should of took it out of the wrapper, chewed it up and spit it on the ground. I have no problem feeding them, but I’m not gonna give my hard earned money away so that you can do the shit that got you into the situation your in. 

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

October 15, 2014
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After almost every concert I go to there’s always a homeless guy mostly black asking for a cigarette.  I dont even smoke them

October 15, 2014
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People who claim raising minimum wage is going to raise prices, but have no problem with CEOs making fucking 80million dollars a year.

Douchebag guys in the military (not all servicemen, former roommate is a ranger and is cool as hell) who think that the fact that they are in the military A. Makes them deserve special treatment (you already get discounts I’m not gonna kiss your ass) or B. think they are above the law.

October 15, 2014
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Excessive use of the word karma. Especially because the majority of the time these mother fuckers dont know what karma REALLY means.

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