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Little things that irritate you
September 17, 2018
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More irritations

People who say “I thought you were a metalhead” when they hear me listening to rap, though curiously it never happens the other way around

People who assume I’m a liberal (hint I’m a centrist)

People who feel its neccesarry to go out of their way to say they support lgbt (unless their a celebraty where that makes sense)

people who hate on brocoli, its not that bad

Elitist edm fans 

Elitists

The line 6 spider 

people who say I hold my guitar pick “wrong” as if there’s only one way to hold it

lil pump fans

MCR fans

Elitist pantera fans

People who say Attilia has no good songs, they fucking do (citation Pizza)

Those idiots from cali who assumed I was a blood for having friends who were and wearing a little red. I look good in red fuck off.

People who won’t admit that being fat is unhealthy 

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA

people who assume I’m a druggie and or are anxious just because my hands shake (they never stop shaking, ever)

People who tell me I need to “eat a cheesburger”, I’m not underweight (at least not anymore)

I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy

September 30, 2018
1:31 am
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I’m left handed.  So people will see me doing something that is clearly not something that you do with your non-dominate hand such as writing and say “are you left handed?”  No, you dumbfuck.  I just like to make everything more challenging for myself.

September 30, 2018
8:04 am
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Bonesaw Wizardstick said      
I’m left handed.  So people will see me doing something that is clearly not something that you do with your non-dominate hand such as writing and say “are you left handed?”  No, you dumbfuck.  I just like to make everything more challenging for myself.     

by far, the most common thing people say when they meet me:  

‘youre tall.’  

oy fuckin vey.  

  

this virtually guarantees a cutdown in response.  

i used to keep a specific repertory of cutdowns [of varying severity] for just this purpose.  sadly, ive used all of those so often, im sick of sayin em.  

these days, i tend to freestyle sumn snarky off the dome.  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

September 30, 2018
9:49 am
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scruffy said

Bonesaw Wizardstick said      
I’m left handed.  So people will see me doing something that is clearly not something that you do with your non-dominate hand such as writing and say “are you left handed?”  No, you dumbfuck.  I just like to make everything more challenging for myself.     

by far, the most common thing people say when they meet me:  

‘youre tall.’  

oy fuckin vey.  

  

this virtually guarantees a cutdown in response.  

i used to keep a specific repertory of cutdowns [of varying severity] for just this purpose.  sadly, ive used all of those so often, im sick of sayin em.  

these days, i tend to freestyle sumn snarky off the dome.    

I think Meredith said that to you when she met you lol… but she said “hello” and other pleasantries prior, like a female gent.

September 30, 2018
10:41 am
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scruffy said

by far, the most common thing people say when they meet me:  

‘youre tall.’  

oy fuckin vey.  

Do you like basketball have you ever played basketball can you dunk a basketball?  Have you ever given yourself a concussion from walking through a door while you had the hiccups?

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SPOOKYtheFUNGI, Drunkalo
September 30, 2018
2:28 pm
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Bonesaw Wizardstick said

scruffy said
by far, the most common thing people say when they meet me:  
‘youre tall.’  
oy fuckin vey.  

Do you like basketball have you ever played basketball can you dunk a basketball?  Have you ever given yourself a concussion from walking through a door while you had the hiccups?  

I said this, almost exactly to spooky when we first met. He rolled me up and tossed me towards a hoop. He missed so im guessing hes never played basketball. Then he hiccuped and bumped his head.

Whoop Whoop Drunkalo :

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Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

September 30, 2018
7:42 pm
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Iris The Tranny juggalette said
More irritations

People who say “I thought you were a metalhead” when they hear me listening to rap, though curiously it never happens the other way around

People who assume I’m a liberal (hint I’m a centrist)

People who feel its neccesarry to go out of their way to say they support lgbt (unless their a celebraty where that makes sense)

people who hate on brocoli, its not that bad

Elitist edm fans 

Elitists

The line 6 spider 

people who say I hold my guitar pick “wrong” as if there’s only one way to hold it

lil pump fans

MCR fans

Elitist pantera fans

People who say Attilia has no good songs, they fucking do (citation Pizza)

Those idiots from cali who assumed I was a blood for having friends who were and wearing a little red. I look good in red fuck off.

People who won’t admit that being fat is unhealthy 

PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA

people who assume I’m a druggie and or are anxious just because my hands shake (they never stop shaking, ever)

People who tell me I need to “eat a cheesburger”, I’m not underweight (at least not anymore)  

What type of lames were those cats from california. 

To be honest…if ur from California and u see a latin lookin person in red u dont think “Blood” u think Norteño.

unless u game goofy and trying to be cool.

And right now is a bad time to talk about littlr shit on the count of big shit being in my face.

Like the fact that in the last month i got pulled over (no exaggeration) 6 times and had two other run ins with the police. Got a case thrown out after being so stressed about it…i cant even convey what stress. The rest of my life i would have been just part of the system and like black balled by everything and would make cops go LAPD with the quickness on me and fuck with me.

One cop put me in the back of the car and told me to shut the fuck up amongst oyher things. Like “you stupid fuck im not gonna play street attorney with u” because i asked him why he didn’t ask for my consent to search my car…he said cuz he thought i had drugs on me..no drugs no guns no nothin. 

FUCK THE POLICE buz cut drunk E.D havin peg lovin cuck i wish i was a black/military/biker fuckin little dick fuckin losers

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September 30, 2018
10:07 pm
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No offense to the peg or little dick crowd. My bad.

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September 30, 2018
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bayAreaShaman said Like the fact that in the last month i got pulled over (no exaggeration) 6 times and had two other run ins with the police. Got a case thrown out after being so stressed about it…i cant even convey what stress. The rest of my life i would have been just part of the system and like black balled by everything and would make cops go LAPD with the quickness on me and fuck with me.

One cop put me in the back of the car and told me to shut the fuck up amongst oyher things. Like “you stupid fuck im not gonna play street attorney with u” because i asked him why he didn’t ask for my consent to search my car…he said cuz he thought i had drugs on me..no drugs no guns no nothin. 

Dude, what did you do?

I got to ride in a police car once, i thought i was bad ass! Me and a buddy, 15 at the time, got a ride to the mall. We walked from one theater to the other on opposite sides of the mall to binge watch movies all day. Dont be a menace to south central just came out and us being underage we weren’t allowed in. Police picked us up at one theater and brought us to the other where the lady behind the counter says, yup those are the kids. Turns out someones car window got busted out, got stolen and we were accused. They let us go after the mother claimed it was her kids and not us. We were scared shitless but thats my cool kid riding in a police car story.

Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

October 1, 2018
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My case…thats all im gonna say about my case.

And other than that…i told u already.. But like it was random and it could happen to anyone. It got thrown out for a reason butvthey could of have fucked me and like yeah I would have been a statistic. Like good bye anything that requires a background check.

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….no drugs no guns no nothin. 

So nothing. U dont have to believe me. But nothing. This is my world since i was kid. I got no ticket. Nothing. Just constant stress and harassment. This last stint i hope its over. I postef that like 2 hours after i got pulled over again…its really scary and stressful. Ibdont want to get hurt. And its a horrible feeling to know that this iz happening because of my skin. And to have ppl tell me like all tbis shit is made up. And to think how like ppl think ppl dont live like or think its my fault like i was actin crazy…just hurts…i cant even explain this..im not a random twitter meme or something… Like thsi shitvis real and it happeneds to me and other ppl…the. They say its not true. Sorry man im just ranting and i dunno ppl gotta know. This shit…i dunno its fuckin real. I dont even kbow if i get rich and drive a Prius wearing a suit this wikl go away…this is my life forever no matter where i go or how much money i make or what i wear or how ibtalk or what i do 

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