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August 6, 2013
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What are they?
Here’s an example: Not being able to get on Faygoluvers Forum on my phone.
Whoop Whoop Pigg :
SPOOKYtheFUNGI9:47 pm
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People awho lways try to talk to me while I’m on the phone with someone else. Hate it.
Hemorrhoids, although they’ve been MIA for years.
Fatigue.
Hipsters.
Tooth pain.
96% of drivers.
Guys who are only comfortable talking about engines and motor vehicles at parties.
Ass sweat.
My slightly bent glasses.
Very cold weather.
The phrase “nigger-rigged” aka “jury-rigged” aka “jerry-rigged”
Neck pain. Insomnia. The Axe Murder Boys. People who think.you’re weird if you so.something rhat they don’t, ex: eat vegetables regularly and don’t litter.
Rush Limbaugh.
The list goes on.
10:04 pm
July 15, 2012
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Uppity people.
10:15 pm
February 24, 2014
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People who eat hamburgers upside down
People who open chips from the bottom
When someone talks to me when I have headphones on
Colored socks (not white or black)
People who think they know it all
When the retards in drive thru can’t get my order right
Kids who sag tight skinny jeans below their dick peice and have the nerve to have a belt on
When rappers spell out their words
Duckface selfies
The term “turn up”
Iggy azelea or however the fuck you spell it
The smell of a fart that’s not mine
The name Skyler
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
10:16 pm
February 9, 2013
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People missing teeth
Cig smokers who cough all the time
HHH
When someone ask for an extra straw for there drink at a bar
The absence of randy gall I miss u bud
That noise of a gate opening on twiztid freek show cd I hear it everywhere
The feel of cardboard
10:16 pm
August 8, 2012
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that fat people get all pissed off when I cut in line at a buffet
that I could get pulled over just for smoking a joint while I’m driving
that every time I lose at a casino I don’t get my money back
that cops can’t take a joke when I pull out an unloaded gun
10:18 pm
December 3, 2012
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Finding a mostly empty cereal box with just enough left in the bottom to piss you off
People who dont give ‘the wave’ when you let em out in traffic
Reality shows, though that borders on pure hatred more than irritation
People who make the old school vs new school distinction.
People who dont hold the door open for others or dont say thank you when its held for them….
I could shorten this list and just say people.
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
10:28 pm
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August 6, 2013
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Juggalos who think being stupid is cool.
ANYONE who think being stupid is cool.
Being broke sucks.
Condescending people.
10:31 pm
July 15, 2012
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RANDY GALL WHERE ARE YOU?!
10:36 pm
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Slumerican502 said
Finding a mostly empty cereal box with just enough left in the bottom to piss you offPeople who dont give ‘the wave’ when you let em out in traffic
Reality shows, though that borders on pure hatred more than irritation
People who make the old school vs new school distinction.
People who dont hold the door open for others or dont say thank you when its held for them….
I could shorten this list and just say people.
People who get MAD when you hold the door for them
10:42 pm
July 15, 2012
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Who gets mad when you open the door for them?
10:53 pm
March 30, 2013
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twiztidkillaxxx2 said
Who gets mad when you open the door for them?
From what I’ve read, they assume that by holding the door open, you are rushing them. Fuck that, I always am polite, even in vengeance to.an enemy.
How about:
Those thin females that say they’re overweight.
And similarity, guys who only like or CLAIM to.only be attracted to blond, blue eyed bony Caucasian broads.
When women verbalize their low self esteem and self doubt. May as well get a “daddy issues” tat.
The guy i worked with years ago who was disgusted that my birthday shared Martin Luther King Jr’s. Now thats some confusing racism for that ass.
The unremittingly envious males.
Bartenders that try to rip you off, believing you to be drunk.
Women who return to abusive men.
11:01 pm
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twiztidkillaxxx2 said
Who gets mad when you open the door for them?
I’ve had it happen once. They said it was rude.
11:45 pm
December 3, 2012
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White Knights…they cant get laid the normal way so they pretend to be different from the other guys. Just another tactic and an infuriating one at that.
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
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Slumerican502 said
White Knights…they cant get laid the normal way so they pretend to be different from the other guys. Just another tactic and an infuriating one at that.
Also known as neckbeards. They get mad that “girls never get with the nice guys” which means they’re only being nice to get laid.
5:03 am
January 21, 2014
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people who don’t know how to properly make a hamburger
people who spend 2X as much as they need to to have there vehicle serviced, because they are too sorry to turn a wrench.
people who think adding a little more oil is the same as an oil change./ people who tell me it’s been over a year since their last oil change.
people who went to school to learn something then when you ask for their help/advice on the subject, you know more then they do.
"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN, ONCE YOU SURRENDER THE ABILITY TO PROPERLY OPERATE YOUR MIND, YOU ARE THEN SURRENDERING THE ABILITY TO BE THE SHIT. AND THAT ONLY MEANS, YOU AINT SHIT ANYMORE."-SHAGGY2DOPE
5:17 am
January 21, 2014
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oh and
people who ask me when i’m going to get a “real” job, because landscaping is just a high school-er’s summer job
people who complain about being fat but do absolutely nothing to change it.
people who tell me that i’m 21 i should be having fun and “walking around whith my dick hanging out” not tied up whith the same girl i have been whith for the past 4 yrs.
"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN, ONCE YOU SURRENDER THE ABILITY TO PROPERLY OPERATE YOUR MIND, YOU ARE THEN SURRENDERING THE ABILITY TO BE THE SHIT. AND THAT ONLY MEANS, YOU AINT SHIT ANYMORE."-SHAGGY2DOPE
5:58 am
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lotta good observations in this thread.
for me:
people who call me ‘sir’ or ‘mister’ after ive taken time to explain that i cant fuckin stand that.
people who always justify the stupid shit they believe with ‘well, i was raised…’
fine, your parents were ignorant fuckheads, too.
soldiers who have the gall to tell me that they fight for my freedom, and thats why i have to kiss their asses, et cetera.
apparently, freedom to these twits means doing what im told.
slightly similar: army wives, ‘rockin a false sense of entitlement since 1776!’
literally thinkin that since their husband went out of country once, they deserve a 50% discount on everything, and are allowed to cut in lines.
also, in fact, people who cut in lines, but make any weak excuse for it.
if youre gonna cut, do it right: cut in line, then look at everybody like, ‘fuck you gonna do?’
if someone does somethin, you asked for it; if not, you earned your spot. dont be a bitch and whine about why you deserve it.
PRJ would [might] say
people who make new threads that have already been done and couldve [perhaps] been found via searches, even though its sometimes hard as fuck to remember what to search for, and may have been a while since they werent buried.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
5:58 am
February 24, 2014
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damn @slumerican502 , is that your girlfriend? and if so, is she single? heh
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
6:07 am
February 24, 2014
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continued irritants:
when my kids tie up the TV with their cartoons they seen 50 times, and leave their toys on the floor for me to trip on
when I stub my pinky toe
when the vending machine eats my last $.65 when I go to buy a coke
people who have more than 20 items that use the express lane
people who think their right all the time
hypocrites
bees
when people piss and leave curly pubes on the toilet seat at work, and wipe boogers on the wall
how my wife never forgets and argument, and brings up that argument topic in an argument years later, when I forget and cannot defend myself
when someone puts the Toilet paper on wrong on the dispenser. (It hangs down in the front god damnit!)
when you greet someone every morning, and they say the same shit. “im here” “another day in paradise” “living the dream”
when someone hears a joke on TV, and then tries to play it like their own, like as if you didn’t see the same damn show they saw
Milk prices
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
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