You should just go to jail @rudemark1, every night could be a Friday night for you.

OCJ_Brendan said
Wow that got super gay super fast. Rudemark is obviously repressing his feelings for patjoyce…well at least he was

Moderators: Please make all the gay porn go away. There’s just no reason for it. It truely adds nothing but a cry for help from Rudemark1

Dude’s been jockin’ me for months OCJ. I’m just glad he doesn’t live in my state homie.

Well, I pissed off the fags without even trying to, I must be doing something right.

Good story, @ScottieD I remember that era as being really tense at shows. In Colorado several people came to blows over the AMB debate. I had friends who were very passionate on both sides of the issue so I was drug into all kinds of fun shit.

Get em pat! Let loose on em!

I laughed at the coke bottle…

your all just a bunch of stale woman is wut most of ya’s is, but its all good i aint mad at ya! i love u………

coke bottle aint the only thing that goes in asses! shit’ the “smoke house junkies” @ gotj 2011 wuz offering bitches up colin rolls!!! shit wuz funny seen a bitch do it.

One time me and my boy stopped to piss in a random car, drunk as fuck. For some reason my boy put his wallet on the car. Coupledays later it ended up in my boys mail box with a note saying  i found this on my car. I kinda felt like a dick afterwards

Haha that reminded me of another good time.

One night a friend of mine called me up and said he had just jacked a bunch of boxes of 211 steel reserve from a 711 up the street. Apparently the delivery guy was more focused on stocking the 24 packs and had left the stack of malt liquer unattended.  Now my buddy was about 350 but still pretty quick so he picked up as many as he could in one swoop ( i think it was three or four) and walked them over to the next parking lot over where he had moved his car to avoid cameras…

So needless to say we got piss drunk that day.  It went from happy drunk to mad drunk all the way back to us picking up two heffers who had been jocking us for a minute that I still had the sense to turn down, but my buddy was quite insistent on banging in the woods somewhere.  

Eventually I got hammered enough that the girl was beginning to look acceptable and we drunk drove down to the entrance to some woods by his house with the girls in tow.  Now  Any experience outdoor sex haver knows theres the possibility of cops patrolling late at night seeing your car at the entrance of the park and then having them investigate is a real mood killer so we parked up the street and started walking down the hill.

My boy was about six 40ozs into his evening…not his personal best but suffice to say he was DRUNK…and he had to piss something fierce.  For some reason he had the bright idea to piss on someones front door.  We were all laughing our asses off as he walked up to the door and started to piss (in hindsight if we were quieter things might have gone differently) and all of a sudden one of the upstairs windows opened and an old dude with a shotgun leaned out and yelled:

“MY FRONT DOOR IS NOT A URINAL” and cocked the shotgun.

My friend started running but he couldn’t stop mid stream and pissed all over his pants…total game over at that point.  He got all pissy (literally) and we ditched the girls and went to our respective houses to receive our hangovers in silence.