JuggaloJ said
Iv pissed down the slides at a local childrens playground. Is that fucked up?

ive done that myself i lived across the street from the park growing up

mr B said

Frog said
What about poop, or should we make a new thread for that 

i thought about that myself… when i lived across from the park ( ok this might b weird but fuck it ) ok well my homie had some walkie talkies when we was younger, and we was over at the park. so i came up with the idea to climb the basketball goal well when i got up ther i hit my homie up on the walkie talkie,and was like hey homie i got ta shit lets go back to the house hes like aight cool then i hit him back up on it ( he was on the other basketball goal by the way) i was like dude i cant hold it,and he was like fuck it just shit then because i got to shit to, so me and him set on the basketballgoals and we both shit threw the hoop it was funny as fuck cuz when it hit it made a big splatter noise.. the next morning we got up and looked over at the park and there was a bunch people over ther playin some fullcourt hoops i still wonder to this day who cleaned it up cause i knew most of the people over ther playin.. man we laughed bout that shit forever lol

One time I was in the shower, had to poop, but didn’t wanna get the seat wet, so I shit in my hand and tossed it in the toilet.

On the way back from the Gotj , 3 years ago. Pulled off an exit to poop. No bathroom. Shat on the side of the road, and I spun in a circle while shitting.

Me and my buddy were drinking by the train tracks, we both had to shit. I rippedy under shirt off so we could wipe our ass. It was night time, we used our last match to illuminate our turds , so we could compare em.

I’ve shit in a kitty litter box 

I sharted this Sunday afternoon while in a bar I’ve never been to. Had to throw away my under wear.

When I was in middle school, I was taking a bath before school and use to pick poop out of my but while in the bath. We were poor, and use to share bath water with my brothers and sisters. Once my mom found out that I left tiny turd particles in the bath water, I had to go last in the bath.

One time I was in the shower, had to poop, but didn’t wanna get the seat wet, so I shit in my hand and tossed it in the toilet.  

as a landscaper i sometimes have to find some very creative places to piss on the job… but never any where entierly weird XD

Old Mr Dangerous said

The wife was showering and I had to shit horribly, so I ran into the garage and evacuated into an empty box of Bud Lime.

ROFL

I was getting drunk at an empty girl scout camp with some friends, and fell from the top of some stairs while pissing. I landed directly on my forehead; if I was sober I probably would’ve broke my neck. No, I didn’t land in my piss.

When I was a kid me and My friends would ride our bikes out to an abandoned train bridge on the Missouri river. We would climb up on that bitch & get all sorts of bombed. There were times I’d piss off it like nearly 100 ft. Up then dive right in… 

There’s a shit ton of times I was fubar’ed and informed the next day I pissed all over. The last time was a couple yrs. ago my girl said she woke up to the sound of a waterfall. She said “what the fuck are you doing!” I was like ” takin a piss, the fucks it  look like!” I guess I was a dick. I had to clean the shit out that carpet and clean up the huge puddle in the basement.