I like to piss in the sink when I have a good buzz on, the toilet is a literally a foot away but I just don’t give a fuck. 

I’ve got a friend I’ve known for over about 16 years now and he has a tendency to get annihilated and sleep walk. I’ve seen him piss on his mom’s bedroom door at 4am not knowing where he was (age 16), he’s come into my bedroom at 7am and attempted to piss in my closet thinking it’s the bathroom (age 25) but the kicker is he pissed himself on the couch (ripe old age of 21).

It was three of us living together, my ex and I were on the couch chilling in the living room and he was passed out drunk on the loveseat a few feet away from us. Outta nowhere, he pulls his dick out of his pants and I thought he was going to start jerking it in his sleep. Instead, he starts pissing all over himself. Mind you, this was my furniture that he was pissing on but he has a tendency to swing when getting woken up, I didn’t want to get decked and pissed on.. sooooooo we let him pee.. for about a full minute. We’re in shock, he gets up and goes to his room, comes out about an hour later in just gym shorts and says,”Fuck it’s hot in my room, my clothes were covered in sweat.” Luckily he got in the shower then went straight to bed. I told him what happened the next day and he got the couch cushions replaced. 

I have a theory that guys who do weird shit with there got mommy sex issues. I think they use pee in this drunk state as some sort of sexual dominance degrading act. 

I say this after kicking it with a crazy amount of people with pee issues. I being a bed wetter as a child don’t really judge and is probably why I noticed this shit. It’s always like ur friend there @deathmetaljuggalo . 

Pee collectors 

People that pee on people

People that like to pee on themselves.

Dudes who like girl pee.

Like u said people that pee in closets.

I mean I don’t this like all dudes who do stuff with pee got mom issues. But some do. I think loll. 

This one time at me and Brits old house I was smoking a cigarette  in my back yard and this dude that was crashing with us gets up and starts to pee on this stripper that was staying with us an I’m like wtf! My fucken carpet! The stripper was sleeping on the floor as she should be and thie dude jut stars peeing!  I grab him and fucken throw him like 6 feet outside my back yard where my little Filipino homie was just sitting dumbfounded. The pee guy was like why the fuck are u trying to beat my ass. I just threw him outside. So he gos to sleep on the floor where the stripper was cuz she scurried to his couch. So I pee’d on the guy. I latter told him I did that when he beet me on smash bros….

I pissed in my ex girlfriends gas tank and her car wouldn’t work after. Haha

krunkazphuk said
I’d pee on this monkey.

stoopid monkey

probably off the roof of a huge hotel while I was getting drunk with a couple girls, some random people below definitely got a golden shower   ..or out the back of a van one time when we apparently had no time to stop

My wife’s house plant. I informed her it was thirsty and dying so I was hooking it up with some homemade miracle gro.

A girlfriend and I once tried golden showers on one another after we had a few drinks. It was weird and I don’t recommend it. If you’re going to, do that shit in the shower though. You can wash off the bulk of the shame. Not all of it mind you but I’d say about 85% comes off with a nice rough loufa and enough body wash. 

I use to live adjacent to a historical street that was in between my house and a bar that had live music on the weekend, ranging from absolute garbage to pretty good after a few drinks. After one night of spending waaaaayy too much getting myself and friends drunk and accidentally seeing Bobaflex live (don’t recommend that either), we started the trek back to my house, and thus, down the historic street. There was a speakeasy of some historical value on the street and in our drunken stupor a few of my friends and I decided to honor history by being shitfaced off of cheap booze and pissing on the building. It felt pretty cool knowing that we were honoring the tradition of our bladderly impaired forefathers. If you get the chance to piss on a speakeasy, I highly recommend taking the chance, so long as it’s a brick building. Wood will soak that shit up. 

Nyro said
Wife was pissed off at me and refused to pull over so I could piss today….stuck that shit out the window and let er rip…………

 

Wasn’t drunk…… sorry to disappoint but I felt a 70 mph piss was noteworthy.

That seems as dangerous as peeing thru a glory hole; hope u didn’t get bruised by a stray grasshopper or hummingbird.

I had one hell of an experience one year on st. Pattys day in downtown cleveland. Its so crazy down there on that day that finding a bathroom ir waitin in line for 40 min isnt feasible. I pissed everywhere. I did it in random corners outside and even in tower city. Hundreds of people walkin by thinkin outloud “is he pissin” and “omg hes pissin”. I even pissed in the cleveland cavs parking garage. 

Funny story about that garage that day, there was 14 of us and we hopped on tthe elevator to bake it out. We got tired of the doors openin so we tried to stop it between floors by openin the doors. After about a min we tried to continue onward but the elevator was stuck. Some startin freakin out bout get busted and others bout falling to our death. We had to pry the doors alll the way open and luckily we had enough room to pull ourselves up out of the elevator. Shit was funny, 14 people climbing out of an elevator that had tons of smoke billowing out. As soon as everyone got out the security was runnin our direction, so we bolted down the steps laughin hysterically and ninja vanished into the crowd once we hit the street. 

One of the main reasons we dont go down there anymore is cuz takin a piss is extremely stressful. I 4got to mention that i ended up gettin lost tryin to find a bathroom and ended up in a loading dock of tower city. As i was pissin a janitor walked by and started laughin, he said if u gotta go, u gotta go, i wont snitch and continued on his way.

Old Mr Dangerous said

Nyro said
Wife was pissed off at me and refused to pull over so I could piss today….stuck that shit out the window and let er rip…………

 

Wasn’t drunk…… sorry to disappoint but I felt a 70 mph piss was noteworthy.

Did you let your nugget ping off a lightpost? 

Hurts a little bit, then you get a straight buzz.

naw my nugget was inside the car. Kinda did a sideways wang only thing.