JuggaloJ said 
I deliberately pissed on my boys girlfriend many years ago. I was shitty drunk and she was sitting on this bench. I was so wasted I just walked up to the tree next to her and started pissing. She said “you better not get any on me” I hated this bitch, so despite her being my boys gf in my drunken state I thought it would be hilarious if I just turned and pissed all over her. So I did just that.

Ive got a friend who does shit like that when hes drunk.  Hes pissed on (and therefore pissed off) about half a dozen people who all have responded differently.  A couple ran away a couple jumped up swinging, but there was this weird passed out asian chick who just sat up and stared him in the eyes as he pissed on her…thats the one that haunts him he says…I don’t believe it actually happened but he says it did, and i’ve seen him piss on several people…thats where my asian girls like to be peed on logic comes from btw..

I do for the record feel bad for the one kid who had the balls to jump up and deck him, who then got knocked out by my friend with his pants down around his ankles…nothing worse then getting pissed on and knocked out…

i pissed on a church once in the rain n karma instantly caught up wit me in the form of a pot hole puddle splash from a poot whole not even half a foot wide. i had a fro at the time some i had hair drooping in my face afterwards only thing tha wasn’t wet was my blunt. kinda reminded me of the time at the first gathering P-funk playd i was  covered iin my n lit a clean ciggerate wit the las flick of my mud filled bic n the whole main stage crowd was shocked tha i got it lit. hahahah shit was dope

I pissed in my homies ass crack after being drunkenly challenged to do so! Needless to say he wuz pissed n chased me down wit his dick n hand to piss back on me lol.

That’s kinda how it works man

I was at the dill street bar in ball state and was leaving to walk to another bar, thats when I saw the lovely door handle of the x103 van, so I walk up to the van whip my dick out like nobody’s business “people’s all around by the way” but ya no what we all think bout that fuck em right I had to piss so i walked straight to the door handle, pissed on it and the dude that’s always talking on air I forget the dip shit name, but he came up out the van as I was pissing on his door, I finished up and started to laugh bout it had a quick conversation with the guy. I still honestly don’t think he even knew I pissed all over his van, ill laugh bout that for the rest of my life….funny stuff!

Mr. B it would have been more funnier if you had pissed on ya boys dick while he wuz still pissen himself! ; D

Guest said

Lol

I piss on my girlfriend allll the time in the shower. not a sex thing, not even close. It’s just fucking hilarious cus she freaks out every time

This threads making me wanna go piss on something Im going to mc d’s and grabbing a sausage egg cheese biscuit I’m going to get out my truck an piss on the intercom so if ya don’t hear from me I’m prob in jail…. Imma tell em I’m a gang member and that’s what we do that’s r trademark and that’s how we mark are territory