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5:29 pm
August 27, 2012
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"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
5:47 pm
September 16, 2012
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oc bloody tampon you on me dog n ride it hard….. llove ya
9:53 pm
November 30, 2012
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rudemark1 got sonned on this thread. Dude’s out of his element. Now he’ll post another gay ass comment to this post which won’t be funny or creative or even worth reading. Everyone who read this thread knows what’s up, dude got clowned.
Warning: Gay retort alert. Avoid looking down.
10:08 pm
May 29, 2013
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Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!
8:36 am
July 15, 2013
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Public pay phone of coarse.
8:52 pm
June 20, 2012
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I can safely say I have never pissed anywhere besides the bathroom in the toilet, But sometimes as ive been walkin home late at night/early in the morning, If I had to go I would just walk as I pissed makin sure not to get any on me. I don’t drink anymore, Its been 9 mos since I actually had any alcohol, I don’t drink Utah Beer cause its such horseshit 3.2%. But about 6 years ago me and my homie were at his house and he was drinkin, He kept goin over to the neighbors house to steal beer, He drank about 18 beers that night when we went to pass out, He got up in the middle of the night and pissed all over a pile of clothes and all over the floor, I guess he thought he was in the bathroom but far from it.
8:55 pm
March 30, 2013
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Squarepakk666 said
I can safely say I have never pissed anywhere besides the bathroom in the toilet, But sometimes as ive been walkin home late at night/early in the morning, If I had to go I would just walk as I pissed makin sure not to get any on me. I don’t drink anymore, Its been 9 mos since I actually had any alcohol, I don’t drink Utah Beer cause its such horseshit 3.2%. But about 6 years ago me and my homie were at his house and he was drinkin, He kept goin over to the neighbors house to steal beer, He drank about 18 beers that night when we went to pass out, He got up in the middle of the night and pissed all over a pile of clothes and all over the floor, I guess he thought he was in the bathroom but far from it.
3.2%!?!?!
Blasphemy! Damn I guess I’ll never feel bashful for enjoying my light beers. Even the weakest are around mid 4%
My condolences dude!
9:05 pm
September 18, 2012
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Utah, the mormon theocracy.
The reason we don’t have a footbal team is because the mormons don’t want us skipping out of church every Sunday.
9:10 pm
March 30, 2013
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Lucem Ferre said
Utah, the mormon theocracy.The reason we don’t have a footbal team is because the mormons don’t want us skipping out of church every Sunday.
Fucking wacked out shit man.
9:24 pm
August 16, 2012
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I’ve pissed in a lot of weird spots. I’ve walked down the middle of the street pissing in the butthole of night quite a few times coming back from a bar. I pissed in somebodies kiddie pool, and someone else’s in-ground. I’d think the weirdest thing i’ve ever done is shit in a cinder block on the way back from a bar on the side of this little italian joint. Me and my boy were like 16 drunk as fuck at this local underage bar and we were walking back to my crib with 3 40’s. When all of a sudden the urge to shit hit me. So I saw this little faux wall made out of cinder blocks that happened to be just tall enough to sit comfortably on. I positioned just correctly and proceeded to dump the nastiest shit into the hole. I wiped with the paper bags from our 40’s. A couple blocks down the street my boy kicked over this douche bags ducati, fucked it up tough. That guy had it coming though.
9:25 pm
September 17, 2012
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I’ve already admitted this on here, long time go.
I pee in empty juice bottles when playing deep in online poker tournaments. They only break every hour and a half for five minutes…
I’ve heard of pros buying those adult diapers for this type of shit.
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9:26 pm
September 17, 2012
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Yup, I set them right beside the computer for emptying every break. I’ve been known to spill them slightly, whilst carrying them aside.
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1:12 am
June 20, 2012
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Old Mr Dangerous said
Squarepakk666 said
I can safely say I have never pissed anywhere besides the bathroom in the toilet, But sometimes as ive been walkin home late at night/early in the morning, If I had to go I would just walk as I pissed makin sure not to get any on me. I don’t drink anymore, Its been 9 mos since I actually had any alcohol, I don’t drink Utah Beer cause its such horseshit 3.2%. But about 6 years ago me and my homie were at his house and he was drinkin, He kept goin over to the neighbors house to steal beer, He drank about 18 beers that night when we went to pass out, He got up in the middle of the night and pissed all over a pile of clothes and all over the floor, I guess he thought he was in the bathroom but far from it.3.2%!?!?!
Blasphemy! Damn I guess I’ll never feel bashful for enjoying my light beers. Even the weakest are around mid 4%
My condolences dude!
Its Cool, That’s why I don’t drink, The only beer I drink is only sold out of state, Meaning I have to either drive to CA, AZ, NA, CO, WY, or ID just to buy my beer but spending $50.00-$200 in gas to buy a $2.00 40oz of King Cobra isn’t worth it. And I quit drinkin on New Years, Last bottle I had to drink was a 5th of Jager to myself.
2:17 pm
March 30, 2013
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Damn I guess its a good deterrent then.
When we lived in NC we were in a “dry county” but just drove to the next one over. Parts of northern PA by us in NY are dry so when we visit PA friends we just bring booE from here. They have beverages but don’t sell in most stores or something.
2:58 pm
May 29, 2013
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My girl’s home town only has abc stores for booze n those close at like 5 and all day sundays. I dont even think grocery stores sell it.
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9:37 pm
March 30, 2013
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LTB said
My girl’s home town only has abc stores for booze n those close at like 5 and all day sundays. I dont even think grocery stores sell it.
I first saw ABC package stores in NC. Rumour was that southerners were too stupid to read words like “liquor” and “spirits” etc so they needed those big red ABC’s to find their booze. Just what I heard from a dude down south.
10:00 pm
May 29, 2013
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or just cus theyre all alkies
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3:24 pm
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April 1, 2012
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I guess I was down in the city, south Philly, small ass houses and no backyards just enough room for one person to walk on by kinda alleyways or whatever, I’ve had to piss there. I’ve pissed off a 10 story building. My bathroom habits are usually terrific if a bathrooms near but if not, gotta do what I gotta do. I’ve pissed in an parking lot garage 4 stories up while the girl I was with watched my food, she had to piss too. We were on vacation. Uh, any other weird spots I’ve pissed at I’m not sure.
11:01 pm
March 30, 2013
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GanjaGoblin said
I guess I was down in the city, south Philly, small ass houses and no backyards just enough room for one person to walk on by kinda alleyways or whatever, I’ve had to piss there. I’ve pissed off a 10 story building. My bathroom habits are usually terrific if a bathrooms near but if not, gotta do what I gotta do. I’ve pissed in an parking lot garage 4 stories up while the girl I was with watched my food, she had to piss too. We were on vacation. Uh, any other weird spots I’ve pissed at I’m not sure.
You seem to gravitate toward high places to release your booze stream and I can dig that.
I live in an upstairs apartment that has a tiny little porch by the only door. I would piss off it despite there being little kids next door. So I made it a point to stop that shit. I forewarned my friend not to urinate off the porch (he is known for weird pissing too). I was very harsh in my warnings.
He didnt piss off the porch. I did. Dammit a guy tries to tyrn over a new leaf and sets a bad example lol
11:16 pm
March 30, 2013
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How could I forget… well its been many years…
It was about 1999 or so. I was much more a Toker n psychonaut than a drinker then. My crew at the time decided to take me camping unexpectedly. I had no warm clothes for the night or Any supplies. I figured what the hell too late now. My brother, two homies and dudes chick, plus this strange middle aged dude and his female boxer named Cinnamon that was in a diaper because she was on her period.
Like I mentioned, I didn’t drink much then. Wed had a few joints or blunts like usual, then I was offered some forties. I had two then went to sleep.
Next morning they all kept making piss jokes that seemed to be aimed at me. Finally I said what the fuck guys?
“You don’t remember? You ran into the tent with the rest of us because you were freezing. You slept. Then you woke up and moaned so loud we all got up. You knee-walked to the corner of the tent, and grabbed at your dick area and pissed a huge puddle in the corner. You didn’t pull your dick out, just thought you were in a dream. Your brother kept screaming at you to stop but you couldn’t hear.
You then ran out by the dying campfire and slept beside it, using a bottle cap as a pillow. The fire melted those gay ass swish pants of yours around the legs and burnt your leg hair a bit. You slept through the flames”
I was like “no wonder I don’t drink! Booze is wack!” The tent was the older guys, and he decided to burn it all away due to the piss.
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