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9:11 pm
March 30, 2013
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Any of us that have imbibed too much of that “heavenly juice” have had the delight in either remembering the next day where we uncontrollably relieved ourselves , or had someone tell us. Here’s my top pee spots that I remember:
Inside the fruit drawer (vegetable crisper, whatever you wanna call it) of my refrigerator.
On the box containing my unborn child’s very first crib.
In my dad’s trashcan, indoors.
On a passed out lesbian in the grass.
On a puggle dog, whom was sleeping on a couch. A puggle is a pug and beagle mix.
….
My homie pissed himself. But also…
On his girlfriend’s treadmill. She was obese as all hell, so perhaps it was a subconscious objection.
What you got homies? Don’t get pissy lol
9:22 pm
May 29, 2013
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Im still laughing from your list…specifically the passed out lesbian, i cant even try to compete here
Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!
9:25 pm
August 27, 2012
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One night on 151 when I was about 15 or 16, I apparently passed out on the floor woke up started pissing all over a lamp in the corner the room and for whatever reason decided this was not good enough and walked out the back door while urinating the whole time all over the carpet.
No other incident for years and then BAM.
About 3 years ago I got black out shitty drunk and was carted home by my loving girlfriend. After passing out with my shoes on, I apparently arose about an hour and a half later and took a piss on a mini fridge in my room. I didn’t believe I did it until I had to clean off the mini fridge cuz it smelled like piss.
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
9:27 pm
February 9, 2013
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On the way to a concert in Portland we drove from Seattle show was called the cool as fuck tour wrestling rappin all in one well worth the trip couldnt fins venue I ran into a church pissed on the floor ran back out to car venue was next door afyer show every car had a flyer for the churchs prayr group
9:29 pm
February 9, 2013
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Also on girls floor after sex
And in friends recycling bin inside
Both time.loaddddded
9:30 pm
May 29, 2013
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Out my second story window, onto my dads cop car. In the winter.
in the kitchen sink
in my homies cereal (it seemed like the funniest fucking thing ever at the time)
thats all i go
Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!
9:45 pm
July 11, 2012
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I was drinking in Tijuana with some friends and we were waiting in line in the car to cross the border which can take hours. I had to fuckin piss really bad, so I got out of the car, passed some tacos stands in a dirt field next to what looked like an abandoned building. Starting doing my business on the side of the wall and a federale, which is the federal police of mexico, tapped me on the shoulder and was speaking to me in spanish which I only know so many words and didnt understand him. Then he said dinero so I said all I got is 20$ and he says no no so then I didnt want to go to prison that night in mexico so I gave him 40$ and he let me go.Most expensive piss I ever took. Also pissed on my girlfirends face when we drunk as fuck.Hey, thats what you get when you put your face next to my dick when im pissin…haha..that was fucked up I know and have apologized since.
9:55 pm
July 15, 2012
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In the back of a cop cat.
On a fat bitch sleeping in my garage during my sisters grad party
on a snake then he came at me. So I killed him
10:02 pm
August 27, 2012
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A buddy of mine managed to barricade his door with stuff so well when a bounty hunter was tipped off to his location that he bought himself about 30 minutes before the guy managed to bust through. In that said 30 minutes ( I had him on speaker phone the whole time) he drank approximately 12 beers back to back…
Finally the pissed off Bounty hunter put him in the car front cuffed and about 5 minutes into the car ride My buddy said he seriously had to go take a piss. The guy wouldn’t stop for anything and jokingly told my boy to piss himself. Because he was handcuffed in front my boy took his dick out and started pissing all over the back seat of the SUV and on the bounty hunter himself. He was just pissed off, now he was pissed on.
I got the second part of the story from the bounty hunter himself…After my boy got out of lockup we ran into him at a bar we go to looking for someone else. He walked up to my buddy and yelled “Hey aren’t you the guy that pissed on me”
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
10:04 pm
March 30, 2013
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I’m loving all of these tales so much lol!!
Tomorrow or so when I’m soberish I’ll add my two cents but I’ll add for now that: y’all reminded me of some other Pisstories lol… I’ll return asap… until then keep it “flowin”.. makes me feel less shame hahaha.. from my own piss antics
10:12 pm
April 15, 2013
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Just the other day I was at a mountain steam, enjoying the day. A few beers deep but far from drunk, I urinated on a butterfly. I wasn’t trying to be malicious… but when I saw what was happening I did get a laugh out of it.
10:16 pm
March 30, 2013
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Guest said
Just the other day I was at a mountain steam, enjoying the day. A few beers deep but far from drunk, I urinated on a butterfly. I wasn’t trying to be malicious… but when I saw what was happening I did get a laugh out of it.
Yes!!! Butterflies love piss! My girl took video of this same ordeal! Cowanesque Lake, PA
10:16 pm
July 11, 2012
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Dedicated to the Butterfly
10:23 pm
August 27, 2012
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Old Mr Dangerous said
Yes!!! Butterflies love piss!
I will have to add them to my “list O things that like piss” Luckily theres a spot under “Asian chicks” and above “Stray dogs”
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
10:23 pm
March 30, 2013
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Violentdope said
Dedicated to the Butterfly
Lol so that’s what j meant
10:24 pm
August 27, 2012
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And of course
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
10:31 pm
August 27, 2012
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And my serve is returned good job VD
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
11:25 pm
May 4, 2013
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I deliberately pissed on my boys girlfriend many years ago. I was shitty drunk and she was sitting on this bench. I was so wasted I just walked up to the tree next to her and started pissing. She said “you better not get any on me” I hated this bitch, so despite her being my boys gf in my drunken state I thought it would be hilarious if I just turned and pissed all over her. So I did just that.
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