
4:19 am
August 23, 2014

been busy as fuck, besides work.
been upping my MTG game and getting into more competitive formats.
playing warhammer 40K again.
girlfriend moved in with me.
started helping out with a like...friday night tabletop thing a community center does for teens and older kids after meeting the guy who runs it at a game store.
working on my car.
going out shooting at least once a month.
8:19 pm
March 30, 2013

6:09 am
January 24, 2023

Finally signed up on this site.
Had to kill some of my demons and decided to start poking around for fam, local (MI) or not.
Heard this place had some bot attacks or some shit? Better late here than never I guess.
Also just throated a grilled cheese sandwich while binging down memory lane, 7AM and still trying to remember what sleep is.
Whoop Whoop, Molly Rotten :
Old Mr Dangerous, the_patriot_smack5:14 pm

March 30, 2018

just got back from my favorite toy store they had a competition on Facebook for the year of the rabbit and I was lucky enough to win the Alice in Wonderland McTwisp funko figure so I went to pick it up and of course like everytime I go to that damn store I end up buying so many funko's I almost regret winning the damn rabbit.
I picked up
Eddie Van Halen
Five Finger Death Punch Knucklehead
Frank Zappa
Jerry "The King" Lawlor
and MOTU Roboto
and I pre-ordered all 5 of the NKOTB figures and the Pantera box set.
then on the way home I stopped by Wendy's and had a Baconator combo it came up to $17 but it was worth it because you know 6 slices of bacon
the most fucked up thing was Wendy's now offers plastic cups with paper straws when last time I was there it was a paper cup and plastic straw.
THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
5:43 pm
August 23, 2014

9:01 pm

March 30, 2018

anyways just before Christmas Elon permanently suspended me from Twitter and I was pissed I loved my Twitter so I decided to keep on tweeting anyway the Smack is persistent as fuck so I just tweeted to the appeals page I was sending them 15 to 20 messages a day about how much Justin Trudeau sucks letting them know the e-mails would end if they gave me back my account
being persistent works because as of right now my account is locked and will be fully restored in 7 days, I might now even go blue and pay for that shit.
THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
9:33 am

February 16, 2018

I'm in New York now and the cigarette prices are driving me fucking insane.
I could get 2 packs of Luckies for 11 bucks at any circle k in az, and i could literally cross the street to get the a reservation and get new ports for like 7 bucks.
Luckies are $10.50 here, New Ports are 14 dollars, and The nearest reservation is 45 minutes away.
It's all doubled, I can't chain smoke anymore, and all the fucking liquor stores close at 9:00 which is usually like 3 hours after my anti-psychotic ridden ass wakes up.
I've started stealing everything I can that costs more than 12 bucks but less than 40 bucks.
What the fuck am I doing with my life.
I see no difference between a corpse and a sex toy
10:12 am

May 4, 2014

Iris The Tranny juggalette said
...What the fuck am I doing with my life.
Asking good questions.
*Edit*
To a great soundtrack:
YouTube Video Iggy Pop - Strung Out Johnny (Official Video)
And what am I doing... moving plants inside so they don't freeze while deciding what cake to bake next. Here's my great soundtrack:
YouTube Video Life in the Fast Lane (2013 Remaster)
Whoop Whoop, krunk :
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8:56 am
August 10, 2017

Whoop Whoop, Drunkalo :
Psyral Infection, the_patriot_smackYeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.
And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
8:27 am
March 30, 2013

Still doing the 2 job hustle. Taking on an extra day during ski season at one gig, then around March back to normal... it's likely that my schedule at the dispensary won't gel with the summer plans at the other gig, so I am looking forward to just working the weed store. As for now, why not work a little extra during winter and bag some cash anyway?
I wish I understood taxes better. We always get a little back then some months later letter says we have to lay it back. Even when we lived in working poverty, we still paid in most of the time. We had a couple glorious years where we got money back. Helped me pay off my college loan.... just hoping this year we don't have to pay in much.
11:32 pm

March 30, 2018

my sweet little dumping Pogo got me thinking about Duncan
Duncan Hines
back in the mid-90s I went to a school called Westmount High School, it's a school for the elite your VP Kamala Harris also went there so did Leonard Cohen, the epic mealtime dude Harvey Morenstein and even Jay Beruchel.
and there was this short fat kid whose father was an ambassador from England and the kid's name was I shit you not Duncan Hines and he had an Australian accent and his only friend was another short fat kid named Hamsa those two kids got picked on more than any other kids in the entire school I became friends with them and used to play Magic the Gathering with them at lunchtime but I got expelled in 1996 and have not really thought of them much since.
Hamsa died of Cancer in the early 2000s but I wonder what happened to Duncan Hines? I tried to look him up on Facebook but I can't find him, hopefully, he changed his name because the name Duncan Hines was horrible, but since his father was an ambassador every 5 years he would have to move that's why he had an Australian accent he spent 5 years there before coming to Canada and most likely left Canada in 1999 to who knows where.
but fuck I wish that kid the best I hope he's living the life.
THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
1:12 pm

March 30, 2018

you bring nothing of value to this forum or anywhere else
you are a pimple that can't be popped
let me tell you this loud and clear everybody's life on this forum would be better off with you dead.
as a proud Canadian, I gotta let you know euthanasia is now an option and if you ever want to come to visit I can recommend a doctor that will make sure you never make it home.
I will even buy you a poutine first it could be your last meal.
or you don't have to come to Canada you could just hang yourself, or maybe if you have a gun shoot yourself in the head, jump off a bridge, or bring a toaster to the bathtub with you I don't care how you do it just do it Pogo kill yourself
nobody would care or notice
THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
7:13 pm

March 30, 2018

8:02 pm
March 30, 2013

Tomorrow begins 2 days off, the last I'll have for awhile. Our store is doing super well and we are going to 7 days a week in March. It's inevitable with the weed shops.
Bout to have a Garlic Breath preroll. Maybe some bubble hash.
Snowing pretty good right now.
Whoop Whoop, Old Mr Dangerous :
the_patriot_smack, Psyral Infection7:32 am

February 15, 2014

Old Mr Dangerous said
...Bout to have a Garlic Breath preroll. ...Snowing pretty good right now.
Garlic? I just don't know about that. Is this a strain bred to taste like garlic or does it have some flavor additive to give it that?
80 degree days with nice 72 degree nights. We see snow usually about once a decade for about a day or two. But unlike the North, we have very little experience with that kind of weather so it completely shuts everything down for a few days even for just an inch or two.
11:11 am
March 30, 2013

Psyral Infection said
Garlic? I just don't know about that. Is this a strain bred to taste like garlic or does it have some flavor additive to give it that?
80 degree days with nice 72 degree nights. We see snow usually about once a decade for about a day or two. But unlike the North, we have very little experience with that kind of weather so it completely shuts everything down for a few days even for just an inch or two.
Just a strain name. Mostly, strain names are titled from their prior genetics. For instance, Blueberry + Haze = Blue Dream. Sometimes it's just the grower naming it whatever. Garlic Breath has some history. It doesn't taste like garlic but it does keep vampires away.
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