12:59 am
September 18, 2012
So these are the Categories we’ve laid out on the table so far, anybody disagrees with having a certain category, or thinks one should be added speak up.
FLH Juggalo Of The Year: Slumerican502
FLH Rookie Of The Year: LTB
FLH Musician Of The Year: The Warlock
FLH Moderator Of The Year: Punk Rock Juggalo
FLH Thread Of The Year: Supernatural Experiences (or whatever it’s called)
FLH Comedian Of The Year: Pat Joyce (Joyce Da 5’9″)
FLH Avatar Of The Year: Scruffy’s self portrait (runners up being Guest’s man in suit with bag over the head and Slumerican502’s Randy Marsh Change poster)
FLH Douche Of The Year: RydaFoLyfe (very close runner up being Guest, since they basically are the same person)
FLH Post Of The Year: Slumerican502’s story about his friend.
FLH Fued Of The Year: The Warlock Vs Pat Joyce (close runner up is Pat Joyce Vs iLLtheClown but it was less entertaining)
FLH Bitch Fit Of The Year: Prosinz and his recent tantrum over Nazi cults.
FLH Dunce Of The Year: Thy Gh3tto Freakshow, for getting stabbed over a cup of kool aide.
1:08 am
March 20, 2013
FLH Juggalo Of The Year: OCJ_Brendan (he is just a cool cat, ive always liked him)
FLH Rookie Of The Year: LTB – no conest
FLH Musician Of The Year: Bloodstepp – sorry warlock, bloodstepp is a fucking champ
FLH Moderator Of The Year: Punk Rock Juggalo – Duh
FLH Thread Of The Year: Tech sold out, sorry but that thread was epicness
FLH Comedian Of The Year: Pat Joyce
FLH Avatar Of The Year: Slums hat pic.
FLH Douche Of The Year: RydaFoLyfe
FLH Post Of The Year: NA
FLH Fued Of The Year: The Warlock Vs Pat Joyce (i was considering me and ill, but i figured that would be crass)
FLH Bitch Fit Of The Year: Lucem, everytime you mention his unemployment.
FLH Dunce Of The Year: Thy Gh3tto Freakshow, for getting stabbed over a cup of kool aide.
1:13 am
September 18, 2012
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March 20, 2013
6:42 am
March 30, 2013
8:50 am
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May 22, 2012
this is getting a little complicated.
all good, though. if the people want a whole oscar-night event, im all for it.
lets see… as it stands…
FLH Juggalo Of The Year: punkrockjuggalo, ocj brendan, scottied, violentdope, slumerican502, ahha32, warlock, guest, twiztidkillaxxx2, jabronikilla, old mr dangerous, payjoyce. prj is a huge frontrunner at the moment. [there was a nom for neuronss, but im not sure if that was serious]
as before, my vote is going to prj.
FLH Rookie Of The Year: ltb, smack, yaboiron [i think?]. ltb well in the lead here.
still voting ltb; however, omd, novocaine, guest and several others deserve to be mentioned here, if were talkin ‘joined in the last year’.
FLH Musician Of The Year: warlock, bloodstepp
novocaine- “Bloodstepp – sorry warlock, bloodstepp is a fucking champ”
right there.
FLH Moderator Of The Year: punkrockjuggalo
i personally feel that this category is superfluous; theres only five moderators, and one of them is gone for good. but hey, whatever works. i vote for the [currently] lone candidate.
FLH Thread Of The Year: tech sold out [actually started last summer, but whatever], paranormal discussion/experiences. id like to add: what the fuck is your fuckin problem, shuffle your shit post first ten songs, and the meetup massacre thread. plenty of others out there.
my vote on this goes to the meetup massacre, since it actually sorta happened this year.
FLH Comedian Of The Year: patjoyce, twiztidkillaxxx2, ocj brendan. im adding wonka69 and guest.
so many funny mufuckas here, but im gonna go with wonka69, cuz im not sure anybody else thinks hes funny.
FLH Avatar[s] Of The Year: slumerican502, guest, wonka69, lucem ferre, scruffy.
uh, i suppose i didnt say my picture couldnt be nominated, so… im honored?
my vote, i think, is guests sackhead guy.
FLH Post Of The Year: lucem ferres post from yesterday, dont remember the others offhand… one of slums?
i may have to agree with warlock re lucems post… but this category seems too wide open, lots and lotsa good things posted this year.
FLH Douche Of The Year: FLH Fued Of The Year: FLH Bitch Fit Of The Year: FLH Dunce Of The Year:
ima let you guys keep your own statistics on the negative awards.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
10:02 am
August 27, 2012
@novocaine . Thanks homie I really appreciate the love from the other side of the world.
@Scruffy I think wonka is hilarious. I consider him Captain Ahab in relentless pursuit of a Moby Dick comprised of a combination of Billy Bill, Violent J, and a mass of Hot Topic Juggalos. He fights them using the power of emoticons and exclamation points instead of some lousy harpoon.
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
10:35 am
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May 22, 2012
OCJ_Brendan said
I think wonka is hilarious. I consider him Captain Ahab in relentless pursuit of a Moby Dick comprised of a combination of Billy Bill, Violent J, and a mass of Hot Topic Juggalos. He fights them using the power of emoticons and exclamation points instead of some lousy harpoon.
yeah, you definitely also belong on the comedian ballot.
thanks to illtheclown, for weeks i couldnt read wonkas posts without hearing it in elmo voice.
now, thanks to you, ill be imagining him sayin ‘i stab at thee!’ when he clicks reply.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
11:26 am
Members
August 6, 2013
11:36 am
Moderators
May 22, 2012
One_3rd said
I’m going to be an active member and win in all categories next year. Just sucks I have to wait for my little sister to come home when I want to post. I don’t know math.
you should.
piggofdoom said
I am gonna rig the polls so there is a recount and I win them all THIS year.
you should.
actually, youre another that at least should have a rookie nod. or something.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
12:00 pm
Members
August 6, 2013
12:11 pm
August 27, 2012
scruffy said
OCJ_Brendan said
I think wonka is hilarious. I consider him Captain Ahab in relentless pursuit of a Moby Dick comprised of a combination of Billy Bill, Violent J, and a mass of Hot Topic Juggalos. He fights them using the power of emoticons and exclamation points instead of some lousy harpoon.yeah, you definitely also belong on the comedian ballot.
thanks to illtheclown, for weeks i couldnt read wonkas posts without hearing it in elmo voice.
now, thanks to you, ill be imagining him sayin ‘i stab at thee!’ when he clicks reply.
It only works if you hear it in the voice of the Captain from The Simpsons.
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
2:19 pm
November 30, 2012
I enjoyed this thread a lot right here, it brought back lots of fun shit that I totally forgot about. Thanks for all the love on the comedy thing, believe it or not, all I really wanna do is make you mo’fos laugh a little. FLH Awards was a great idea Scruffaluffagus, and after much deliberation here are my picks as follows:
FLH Juggalo of the Year: Slumerican502, though this was a hard choice. Dude’s been around and is constantly on point with his shit. Violentdope and OCJ were close seconds, but I gotta give my vote to Slum.
FLH Rookie of the Year: LTB, no question. Dude is so down with the clown, and knows so much about this shit, I can’t believe he’s only 14 or so. Dude definitely knows his shit and never takes sides, tries to squash beef and is always enlightening.
FLH Musician of the Year: The muthafuckin’ Warlock, no shit. I still play Spitendope. You finally found your voice, endured the hate and let loose your inner beast. I’m sure there’s only more good shit to come from you sir. Congratulations.
FLH Moderator of the Year: Punkrockjuggalo, dude is a beast. The other day I was talking to a dude selling a shirt on here that I would’ve bought but it was too small, said I loved that shit. Few minutes later there’s a link to a site that has the same shirt in my size. He didn’t have to do that, but he did, and he even sent me ICP Theatre on a zip file so I wouldn’t have to buy it from random shady ninja dude. How cool is that? And lets not forget all the great pictures too, dude rocks.
FLH Comedian of the Year: OCJ_Brendan, who literally makes me laugh out loud. There’s lots of funny peeps up on here, but OCJ makes me crack up at least once daily.
FLH Avatar of the Year: Scruffy. You know, he does kinda look like Ice-T. I see it now……
FLH Douche of the Year: the_almighty_smack. Perhaps the biggest douche in the universe, he’s at least consistent in everything that he does. He’s consistently ignorant, he’s consistently not funny, and he’s consistently wrong about almost everything. Give him a chance, and he’ll try to convince you that Canada, is not in fact, cold. He consistently sends pubic hair valentines and chocolates to Twiztid, and he’s consistently pissed when they don’t respond. Congratulations smackey, you’re finally good at something. It’s not something to be proud of, but still…
FLH Post of the Year: The Dark Tower thread. Met Slum and Preachy and finally got to meet some ninjas who read. We had a lot of great discussions on that thread, it was great.
FLH Feud of the Year: Scruffy Vs. the Warlock, that shit was always entertaining. Can’t you guys fight more often?
FLH Bitch Fit of the Year: illtheclown about King Gordy
FLH Dunce of the Year: Thy Ghetto F.R.3.E.K.S.H.O.W (You knew this was coming). From letting little kids stab him and take away his kool-aid, to refusing, still to this day, to tell us what flavor it was, to what your name means and thinking that every word you type should end in the letter Z, this goes to you, all day, everyday.
Thanks for your props everyone, especially Lucem Ferre, that shit made me smile. You and Violentdope are my homies, sorry I didn’t name either one of you up there, I was just being honest and fair. The solution to this? More categories!!!!!!!
3:03 pm
December 3, 2012
Dude I didnt even think of joe strange. It was fresh that he got on here and answered questions for people. Good call on that one.
lucem and pat, thanks for the love yall. Whats funny to me is im a complete jackass and im surprised anyone listens to what I have to say lol. Ill talk shit even if I have no clue what im talking about.
violentdope I just saw your post about the puppy. I said kittens and babies not puppies, can you guys believe the gall of this self righteous asshole? Lmao seriously though I forgot all about you telling us about that. Your a good dude too, and if (buddha willing) im still working(or growing) gathering time next year ill definitely throw in on the fund to bring ya home
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
3:22 pm
March 30, 2013
I’d always thought Scruffy’s avatar was Esham for a couple months. Probably due to reading this site on my little Droid cell most of the time.
It was indeed satisfying to meet DT fans. Enlightening, even!
PRJ hooked me up so many times that I feel like compensating him. He’s more handy than a Bob Villa seeing eye dog hybrid.
Much of the Warlock spats kept me entertained, although occasionally it got too sour to be funny.
I talk to my wife about you guys all the time, since I have little time for socialness outside the cell or computer these days. She is genuinely amused, despite her frequent head shaking. She also confuses y’all with one another. “How’s the Australian warlock these days?” she asked recently. She is strangely curious about the status of Yaboiron lol. She relished in the argument where Pat dissed poutine. She thinks it priceless how whenever a female enters the boards (besides Raven, Diamonds, and the tarot lady) we all just can’t act right. Like wasnt there a cute, lively gal from the netherlands or something, before we scared her off? Hahaha… anyways, what I’m saying is y’all are the shit. People die in my world, hours get cut at work, people betray, but I can always be sure to tune into some good, sometimes enlightening, frequently hilarious chats with unique juggalo individuals from all over the globe. It keeps me sane(r). Thank you.
When the dirty breath pops, everything stops!!
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