That is a good runner up, it was pretty awesome.

So is Slumerican’s picture with him in that hat.

Oh, no, Slumerican’s picture with Randy Marsh when he first came on here was fucking awesome.

BTW you reminded me…

Lucem Ferre said
FLH Juggalo of the year, Ahha

Ahha has been on here for quite some time boasting of his credibility as a REAL juggalo as us wannabes stare in awe at his radiant juggaloality. There is more than just a hint of jealous as we all watch pure juggalo genius at work when he shares his exquisite insight into what really makes a juggalo a juggalo, nah I vote Slumerican. Guy is the definition of awesome.

 

FLH Rookie of the year, Almighty Smack

Almighty Smack is more than just that chubby middle classed Canadian who comes here to torment the fans of a rap group he sees as a face painted duplicate of the Olsen twins, he comes here to provide a blanket of warm Canadian bliss under his glorious mustache that he had gained from consuming an elixir of combined beer, pizza and fried foods. This man you might see as a troll similar to the one who was humiliated and humbled by three tiny preteen magicians in the first Harry Potter book, is more like a holly jolly Canadian Santa Clause who, instead of giving gifts, gives us endless wasted minutes that we desperately needed to throw away with his great yet nonsensical comments. Almighty Smack has captured our hearts in a way that no one ever has and we hope no one ever will ever again. Almighty Smack has given our internet faces the Almighty Smack it needed. Nah, I’m joking again, I’ll give it to LTB for his generous attitude and likable personality.

 

FLH Musician of the year, The Warlock

We all remember back when Warlock was that frustrated guy pissed off because he lost a rap battle against the first time rapper, Joyce Da 5’9″ and he was deleting threads and comments left and right which lead to the greatest mod ever becoming a mod, so thank you for that Warlock, thank you. But all that seems like it happened years and years ago with the new found Warlock who has turned everybody from bitter haters who spat in  his path into eager fans awaiting his next release. All of this as he worked seemingly unscratched by our cutting words and fowl insults to create an album that had turned any doubter into a new found believer in his ability to create captivating rhymes. We all should remember how Pat used to loath Warlock to death and he’d send an artillery of anti-Mexican, basement rapper and Harry Potter jokes his way. Now, Harry Potter has graduated from Hogwarts, moved out of the room under the stairs and defeated the Voldemort known as Pat with his Video Game themed mixtape (which might make an appearance with physical copies, his first physical cd, for collectors) and turned Pat into a fan of his music who now shows Warlock much respect. All this and The Warlock has recently began construction on what will hopefully soon become a high quality studio. His achievements this year make him musician of the year, in my eyes.

 

FLH Moderator of the year, PRJ

PRJ, as mentioned above, had been nominated and elected as a moderator through a combined effort to dethrone Warlock from his Moderator post. He never really even wanted to be a mod in the first place, but when he was granted that title he used everything in  him to become the best moderator he can be. He accomplished that, he didn’t only become the best Mod he could be, but he became the best mod we have ever seen on this forum since the dawn of it’s creation. Punk Rock Juggalo graces us with his presence, the presence of a forum moderating god! If you go into ancient Egyptian tombs created aeons and aeons before our time they all predicted the coming of a great and might god who will rule over a second world that humans will soon live in, a world made up of numbers and letters and different symbols and such. This is that world. All over the world you can see images that have faded over time of a jester clothed in a modern day business suit that provides a hand signal where the middle finger stands straight towards the heavens. This right here, is not only the Moderator of the year, but the best Moderator of all time, aallllll tiiiiiiiimmmme.

 

FLH Comedian of the year, Joyce Da 5’9″

Pat Joyce. His presence here just radiates with humor and laughs. He provides us with some of the best comedic pieces that you just can not find anywhere else but on here with him. We all remember the great Harry Potter jokes and punchlines he used to brutalize Warlock, as well as the extremely entertaining and excruciatingly racist roast of the easily insulted T.h.y. G.H.3.T.T.o (oh fuck it, I don’t know how the idiot spells his fucking stupid ass name) on the thread where the man admits to getting stabbed over a cup of Kool Aide. Pat is what gets the “party” started here on FLH. If FLH was a house party, he’d be the life of the god damned party and we all know it. He has made so many threads memorable with his insatiable hunger to create a laugh or two. His rants could easily be spat out in front of a live audience at any comedy club and be worth every penny that each member paid. From his rant on how his work mate has a slow son, to his rant on why flies have wings, and lets not forget his recent rant on Jews trying to ruin Christmas. Pat, you make this forum a happier place with your comedic relief, regardless of how offensive and racist it can get at times. For that, you are Comedian of the fucking year.

 

FLH Thread of the year, I like the ghost stories/supernatural experience thread but there are so many great ones that I’m forgetting right now

 

FLH User Pic of the year, Scruffy.

We all recognize that 90s gangster rap pencil sketch of a man with sunglasses and corn rows. Such a simple picture yet it oozes with personality. It is a man who has seen some shit. It is a man who has been to places. It is a man who is simple, yet sophisticated all at the same time. Who is the man behind those glasses? That man is a musician, a philosopher, a criminal, a genius, and a Scruffy. There are no real words that can truly describe this picture. When you first lay your eyes upon it, you may wonder if that is Ice T or perhaps maybe a Nigga with Attitude. No, you’d be wrong. That is not a Nigga With Attitude, it is a Honky With Character. It is an old school minded new school hybrid of both hoodlum and erudition. It is a man that says, come have a beer with me but don’t step on my fucking shoes. This is the most interesting man in the world.

lol that was epic.. post of the year right here haha & ftr i did press up cd’s.. 

Old Mr Dangerous said
Rookie Crisp of the Year definitely my dawg LTB.

Juggalo of the year… PRJ comes correct like a positive DNA sperm sample. BUT I digress…

Warlock has converted so many haters (many rightful haters lol) in the past months with his Spitendope album that I nominate him. Despite his inexplicable AMB fixation lol. BTW I’ve never heard a second of his music; I’m basing this all on the reactions I’ve witnessed lately.

 

The Warlockd

Old Mr Dangerous said
Rookie Crisp of the Year definitely my dawg LTB.

Juggalo of the year… PRJ comes correct like a positive DNA sperm sample. BUT I digress…

Warlock has converted so many haters (many rightful haters lol) in the past months with his Spitendope album that I nominate him. Despite his inexplicable AMB fixation lol. BTW I’ve never heard a second of his music; I’m basing this all on the reactions I’ve witnessed lately.

   i still hate bonez and Otis you bastard. But you get my vote.

OCJ_Brendan said
My vote is by far for @punkrockjuggalo 

I appreciate the love from PRJ and @scruffy @LTB.  He deserves a Rookie of the Year nod for sure.

My runners up would be in no particular order:  @slumerican502 , @guest , @twiztidkillaxxx2, @Violent Dope, @jabronikilla, @old-mr-dangerous , and @patjoyce, as they all entertain the shit outta me on here.   

 

Can we have a biggest douche of the year, I think Ryda would take that bitch in a heartbeat.

 

Biggest douche: The One

 Warlock has converted so many haters (many rightful haters lol) in the past months with his Spitendope album that I nominate him. Despite his inexplicable AMB fixation lol. BTW I’ve never heard a second of his music; I’m basing this all on the reactions I’ve witnessed lately.  

Ok theres so much going on in this thread but ill start here and then use lucems format to finish it out. I thought about this for awhile. The power that our attitudes and energy have to affect others, even on a screen half way across the country. The love for warlock started popping up right after pat did the manly thing and put their beef behind them and ate his crow. Trust me im a hard headed mother fucker so I know that took alot from pat. His positive energy fed into everyone else including warlock and alas he(warlock)gained a little respect from our community.

I just wanna say im guilty of being a negative nancy at times also but im working on that.

Comedian of the year goes to pat for me with twiztidkilla as a runner up. Both always put a smile on my face and sometimes I flat out geek out

Ill give musician to warlock also. I dont care for his music but at least he is persistent and does what he loves

Thread of the year is the paranormal one for me also. it was dope to hear everyones stories and it was nice that I got to tell mine. Thanks to anyone who listened. Ive needed to tell that story for years now

Avatar of the year goes to me and my babyface….Nah I gotta give it to wonka cuz he always has the craziest pics. Guests unknown comic pic was another good one.

Biggest douche would be a toss up between illy, guest, and ryda. I like illy and guest forty percent of the time so its gotta to to ryda

 If I didnt mention you no hard feelings. All of yall are good peoples but we can only pick one

One last thing, I just want to shout out preachy, pat and omd the only other “constant readers” on here. It was cool to finally be able to talk about the dark tower to people. shit is fucking magic