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Juggalo Of The Year 2013
December 18, 2013
10:35 pm
King Lucem Ferre
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At my schools it was always stupid cliques and shit being claimed like gangs like the straight edgers vs. juggalos, well, all of Magna did it actually. Then you had those fake bloods and fake crips and those q vos or how ever you spell their name. I remember my step sister teaching gang signs when I was young and the q vos’ gang sign looked like a vagina. Only real gangs in Magna is the nortenos and surenos and tongan crip gang, or as I call them, coconut crabs.

December 18, 2013
10:42 pm
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Okay, and you will all fall asleep and when you wake up, you will all be wearing business suits. It’s time for fucking war, my lambs!!!!

 

We must fight the war with cunning politics!!!!

 

Burn down churches!!!!! Replace them with Juggalo churches with stain glass windows depicting joker’s cards, hatchet men, faygo, very very very sexy ass juggalettes, even more very sexy ass juggalettes, and sexy ass juggalettes representing the joker’s cards while wearing hatchet man shit while bathing in faygo nude!!!! Plus a golden statue of me!!!!

 

We will build a utopia for me!!!!!

 

December 18, 2013
10:44 pm
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Any heathen who dare speaks bad about me shall be hung for their sinful ways!!!!!

December 18, 2013
10:47 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v…..Kg5NdwH8zE

 

TAKE MY HAND JUGGALOS, AND I WILL LEAD YOU TO JUGGALO BABYLON!!!!

December 18, 2013
11:11 pm
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your a dork lucem…. catch me if you can.

 

as for gang stuff, i was relatively oblivious to the gangs in my high school days. i bashed a little wannabe gang banger fairy in my 2nd year of high school. he decided to pick a fight with me for some reason, and when i found out he was trained by a golden gloves boxer, well i bought an iron bar to a fist fight. Long story short he went down pretty fast, and ended up having to go to hospital to have his jaw wired back together. 

 

i don’t like to fight, and will generally avoid it if at all possible. but if someone is insistent on fighting me i won’t back down, and there are no rules when it comes to fighting, i will never fight fair, i will throw sand in the face, use weapons, and ive got no problems to go for the balls. 

 

Also, cheers for that prj, i think i will nominate diamonds, because it takes balls to walk into a court room sporting gang apparel.

December 18, 2013
11:20 pm
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Hmmm Its funny because I was just listening to animal farm on audiobook and you could learn a thing or two about that. First off, you dont straight up tell people what to do.  You have to plant the seed and make them think that its their idea to burn churches and erect shrines

 

How do you go about this you may ask?  Easy, just make a few idle promises of an utopian future where everyone is equal and nobody has to be a slave. More importantly, a promise of freedom

 

After you rally the troops with your silver tongued speech THEN you get to work.

 

But slowly! These people arent just gonna bow to a deity overnight. No, you need to force yourself and values upon the people slowly and when they start to ask questions, then answer them cryptically. Not divulging your true intentions, but giving them an answer that will keep them docile.

 

eventually you will grow a following of like minded minions at your disposal. You need to command your minions to “persuade” the others to come around.

 

But now we have a contradiction here dont we? How do you convince your minions to apply force when it goes against everything that they think you stood for in the first place?

another easy one. Make it about exclusivity( is that a word?). Now only the minions have a place in this utopia in the sky. Any doubters among your faithful will shit at the prospect of becoming a slave, one of the unenlightened

And thus, the foothold is in place. At this point it is smooth sailing. Now its time to relax and collect those residuals.

 

ok so maybe comparing being a communist dictator to a deity is a bit of a stretch

December 19, 2013
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I responded earlier but it didn’t save but in short. Slum’s shit is hardcore as fuck also had it not been for animal farm I would have no clue about stalin or communism. The gang shit was to be taken lightly. On some clerks shit I had my black homie take porch monkey back and designated him as head and recruit and i told my madden playing homie to start wildcat and people though we were serious about hating eachother. Kid shit. Real thugly shit should stay out of this thread. 

Most Likey to Deny Affiliation with Gang Activity 

who’d get that? a few of us are already off that shit clearly

December 19, 2013
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I know that this is old news by now but I fell asleep for a few. Verytwiztidraven for juggalette of the year, her Gathering reviews are the best I’ve ever read, and putting a mailbox up at the Gathering was just a cool as fuck idea to me. It can’t, in my opinion, go to wowachickwithadick just based solely on the fact that she hangs out and is down with Barocko Jenkings, which means she is illiterate and probably has no sense of smell either, qualities that a lette of the year should surely acquire. That and her bitching about the drug bridge, go sell your paintings by the 2nd stage bitch, let others have their fun. Convince Barocko to take a bath, do something more productive than bitching about other people doing having fun. Sorry for the rant, just hate that troll. Maybe that’s why she hates the drug bridge so much, she needs to sleep under that thing.

December 19, 2013
6:32 am
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nonsense, pat.  

wowzers for juggalette of the year, she is the shiznit.  strong contender for the grand prize, really.  

extra nod to raven.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

December 19, 2013
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I hope whoever wins your Juggalo Of The Year game catches the flu the following week. With a 102 temperature.

 

And no Pat, I ain’t sniffing no dirty bitches underwear. I don’t want no snicker stains in a ladies under garments.

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December 19, 2013
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Hmmmmm PRJ congrats you won juggalo of the year.

 

All others categories are null & void.

December 20, 2013
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iLLtheClown said
Hmmmmm PRJ congrats you won juggalo of the year.

 

All others categories are null & void.

 

 

most of what you say is null and void. because its mostly crying.

December 20, 2013
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Novie you crying at me again? What a bitch ass australian. Cry some more about Tech being better cause he sells more records. This filthy degenerate australian is as original as this thread.

December 20, 2013
3:17 pm
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illtheclown should be on the ballot for juggalette of the year. How did we forget about her?

December 20, 2013
4:17 pm
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Hey look another cry baby bitch. Clearly pattie wants iLL’s D. But iLL don’t float that boat. So fuck outta here queer. Fuck you loser. You a queero loser. A queer old loser. Make it one continuous sentence. You a cry baby bitch queero old loser.

December 20, 2013
5:06 pm
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What’s wrong sweetie, you got your period? Your vag sore? We’ve been through this, I don’t want you with a strap on. I wanna fuck that sweet blonde pussy between your legs.

 

And before calling somebody a crybaby, you might want to refrain from sounding like one yourself. Look, ill’s all upset again. cry

December 20, 2013
5:25 pm
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iLLtheClown said
Novie you crying at me again? What a bitch ass australian. Cry some more about Tech being better cause he sells more records. This filthy degenerate australian is as original as this thread.

iLLtheClown said
Hey look another cry baby bitch. Clearly pattie wants iLL’s D. But iLL don’t float that boat. So fuck outta here queer. Fuck you loser. You a queero loser. A queer old loser. Make it one continuous sentence. You a cry baby bitch queero old loser.

 

 

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i rest my case.

December 20, 2013
6:02 pm
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Look at you two fucking losers. Pattie the fat fag looking like the dog shit eating drag queen Harris Milstead we know you’re two steps away from cardiac arrest. novo shouldn’t you be turning yellow like chopper or something?

December 20, 2013
7:21 pm
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It’s comforting to see that after another one of your leaves of absence, you haven’t gotten any funnier. Or original. Also (Once again), I’m not fat anymore, but I’m working on it. I’m far away from cardiac arrest. Life is great for me, while you are still a bitter teenage girl who’s mad at the world. I’ll have to google Harris Milstead, but it’s nice to know that your impeccable knowledge of all things drag queen is still up to date.

 

I mean, come on girl, you dissed both me and Novo in that last post, giving you a 50/50 chance or being funny or successfully insulting at least once, but alas, you have failed. This is where the big boys play, you’re out of your league here little girl. I still want that blonde pussy though, can’t wait to see if the curtains match the drapes. I love blonde bitches. You hear that Ms. Clown? You’re just my type!! Step your game up, I’m almost embarrassed for you, if that’s the best you can do. I don’t even understand what that insult toward Novo even means, but I’m sure that if I did, I wouldn’t be amused. You’re incapable of being amusing. It’s sad, really. Not to worry though sugar tits, I can turn that frown upside down.

 

Or you can just run away again, you’re pretty good at doing that. 

December 20, 2013
7:22 pm
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And if you keep this up, you can kiss my vote for you in the juggalette of the year category goodbye.

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