LTB said

Old Mr Dangerous said
Switching from masturbation tales to animal abuse…I’m very ashamed for letting damn yokel friends hurt animals in front of me as a youth… taking huge bullfrogs from a creek and letting cars run over them in the road, over and over (“oh dip here comes a tractor yes!!!”.. torturing a caged squirrel… painting a live baby birds eyeball with neon green paint after it fell out of its nest… yeah people are evil. Now I’ll fuck someone up for that nonsense .

the bird was gonna die

true but that was the worst part of the story imo…

Hell yeah I guess most animal abusers display those traits. The worst I’ve done is torture wasps because they infiltrated my bedroom. Hold them over candles, cover them in wax, decapitations, etc. But now I’m mostly pacifistic about creatures. If I have to drown a dying mouse that’s clinging to a trap still, hey that’s life. Mouse shit gives kids asthma, can’t risk it. And fuck, they don’t even pay rent. Glad my new place has no mice, just squirrels. They kill each other fine. Brutally, even.

A lot of little boys kill animals… Maybe not pets, but my friends and I used to blow up frogs with firecrackers and hunt blackbirds with bb guns. I’m not ashamed of that

*edit* speaking of opossums, last year I had one that lived underneath my porch(they like trailer parks). It came in my house twice. The first time I chased it outside, the second time I killed the mother fucker. Fuck waking up with a opossum on your chest.

There’s a craigslist cat killer around here. Well he has been locked up for over a year. But he was probably seeing if he could get away with it so he could then move up. So I agree with you theres a distinction between the two types. Most kids grow out of it quick

i think the worst i ever did was feeding seagulls berocca to watch em pop.

never really did much in the way of violence against animals, even the mice in my old house, we had an agreement. they were unobtrusive and i didnt kill them. it was a good deal.

if i ever saw someone hitting a dog i think i would fuck them up royally. that shit is uncalled for.

wait, does hunting count? ive killed pigs, roo’s, rabbits, goats and ducks if it does. but i wont shoot for fun, i shoot to kill and eat. if i cant make the shot within 2 shots i wont take it.

not onyl does stressed animal meat taste bad, its cruel to shoot an animal and let it die slowly, went hunting with a mate (no longer) and he was shooting roos and letting them get away, took his guns and his dog and left him in the bush. he never spoke to me again. mind you a i got a next to brand new 308 rifle out of it lol.

its super lean and super gamey.

i dont mind roo meat, but out of a whole roo i will eat maybe 40 – 45% of the meat and give the rest to the dogs.

i used to have a grey boomer skin that i shot a few years ago, mothfucker was damn near 11ft tall when he stood up straight. didnt fit in my mates ute, we ended up skinning him and butchering him at the hunting site, which we usually did back at whatever farm we were shooting at.

Straya – the only country in the world to eat its national animals (kangaroos and emus). And teh only country to make a national pest its national animal (kangaroos are terrible pests and we are doing farmers a favor by hunting roos on their farms)

I love this thread! 

Only embarrassing story I can think of at the moment is when I was in like 4th grade. I really liked this boy and at recess I was trying to impress him by jumping off of the swings in mid swing like the higher the better. Well I started swinging higher then ever and jumped out. When I landed, my shoes were untied and my foot went to go forward my other foot was stepping on my shoelace and I faceplanted in the mulch. Then out of sheer fucking embarrassment, I just layed there clapping my hands and making seal noises while that kid and all his friends laughed at me. 

WTF was wrong with me? lmaoo But yeah, that happened.

Needless to say that was the end of trying to impress that lil fucker. Enjoy.