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8:33 pm
May 29, 2013
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post stupid/embarrassing shit you’ve done or just weird shit in general. I’ll start it first
So I’d just gotten my carnival of carnage jersey and I was geeked as fuck over it, and I had my white carnival of carnage sanity shirt on under it and I was takin my girl to the movies, so we’re in the movie and she picks up our totally full large mr. pibb and as soon as she picks it up her wrist buckles (she got bad carpal tunnel) and just straight from my neck to my gut my new jersey and white shirt are soaked wit dark ass soda. I got up, left the movie, and drove the whole 22 minutes home to put them in the washer before the stain could set. I left her in the theatre too I was so pissed lol. I went back for her when the movie was over tho. Don’t judge me
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12:11 am
March 31, 2012
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lol that aint that bad..
1:23 am
May 29, 2013
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The Warlock said
lol that aint that bad..
I was startin it off slow thinkin it’d progress to some heavy funny shit but this shit was dead before it was even alive
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3:37 am
March 31, 2012
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haha.. id contribute but i cant think of shit..
3:42 am
September 18, 2012
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I one time had this substitute teacher, forget his name.
I was standing there next to a friend stabbing my binder with a pen when he told me to sit down.
I called him a stander hater. The whole class laughed at him pretty damn hard and he was pissed off. Like, I was sitting there wondering why they were laughing so hard, it wasn’t that funny of a joke.
Then while walking to my next class it hit me; he’s in a wheel chair, oh fuck.
I might have been a dick for saying it but I forgot at the time, it’s my class mates that are the real assholes for laughing at him.
To be fair, he sort is a dick of a substitute anyways.
4:07 am
December 3, 2012
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I did something similar to lucem…I was working at a gas station about five or so years ago. Anyways, this dude comes in and gets whatever(cant remember). After the transaction was done I noticed he was signing the credit receipt with his left hand. To which I said something like “Ah you’re left handed too”.
Immediately after that I noticed the dude had three fingers missing off of his right hand. I was fucking mortified. But the dude was super cool and played it off to save me some face.
On another note, I used to date a girl that was wayyy to open about our relationship to her sister and mom. She actually showed both of them a picture of my dick. It wasn’t as embarrassing as much as it was awkward. Yeah, that one didn’t last too long.
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
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2:24 pm
May 29, 2013
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Ok, I’ll throw out another.
I was in 8th grade and had one of them random woodies you get for no reason (I call it drift wood lol), and I was in home ec class sittin in the front row (that class is mandatory at my school) while everyone was in the back sewing a pillow or some shit that I refused to participate in. So I start jerkin off under my desk and it occurs to me right when I’m about to bust that I got nothing to bust on (not gonna do it on my shirt or drawers and it’d get noticed on the floor) so I took of my shoe and busted in my shoe. That was 2nd period out of seven. Walked around the rest of the day til I got home wit nut in my shoe.
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2:34 pm
March 31, 2012
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loooooooool… fuckin dead X_X
2:37 pm
December 3, 2012
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There is no way I could top that one. I thought you were gonna say you got called to the front to do a problem. I’d never have the balls to pull my dick out in class
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
2:41 pm
May 29, 2013
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That aint the only time I’ve done it. twice in math and once in gym. Just that’s the only one that ever had a hilarious outcome, all the other times I had tissues handy lol.
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3:02 pm
March 31, 2012
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haha youre crazy yo
3:07 pm
May 29, 2013
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Wasn’t shit else to do hahaha kinda like needin to piss man, when you gotta go ya gotta go
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3:52 pm
March 31, 2012
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last night i masturbated with a roll of toilet paper for the 1st time.. was pretty good.. haha i think that fits the topic
3:58 pm
May 29, 2013
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you fucked the roll or what? details nigga details
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4:02 pm
March 31, 2012
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haha yeah i just lubed the hell out of the brown inside part (with lotion) & boom haha
4:04 pm
May 29, 2013
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Hahaha…again and you wanna call me crazy come on dog hahaha i’ll acknowledge the weirdness of jerkin it in class but you fucked a lubed up toilet paper roll hahaha
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4:07 pm
March 31, 2012
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haha i didnt “fuck it” i just used it to jerk with haha but i yeah i guess it is kinda crazy.. better than a pillow..
4:10 pm
May 29, 2013
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‘Nother don’t judge me story you made me think of.
everyday (almost) from age 12 to 14 I made out with one of my pillows every night. To practice for the real deal. I’ve been told by every bitch I ever got a chance to do some deep kissin with that I’m the most amazing kisser they ever kissed. So it worked it for as embarrassing as it is, don’t judge me haha
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4:19 pm
March 31, 2012
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props for sharin that haha i dont think i could
4:42 pm
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August 12, 2012
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im judging everyone of you mother fuckers
judge judge judge
just kidding i didn’t even read most of this topic, except something about fucking a toilet paper roll all i gotta say is 
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