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4:48 pm
May 29, 2013
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The Warlock said
props for sharin that haha i dont think i could
that’s the point of the thread dawg
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4:53 pm
March 31, 2012
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PunkRockJuggalo said
just kidding i didn’t even read most of this topic, except something about fucking a toilet paper roll all i gotta say is
looooooooool
5:10 pm
December 3, 2012
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I now wish I could unread this thread…fuck
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7:21 pm
January 6, 2013
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When I jerk off I usually just shoot it on the carpet and rub it in with my foot.
One day we was chill in at my crib eating nachos and my boy dropped couple chips on the ground, picked em up and ate em.
I looked at him and said ” dude, your eating my children”
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8:49 pm
September 16, 2012
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I jacked off into my home ec’s teachers orange juice she sure loved her oj… Oh n today a ant bit my dick, so i bit it back!
10:09 pm
August 27, 2012
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When I was 14 or maybe right after I turned 15 I was pressed hard on this kinda slutty chick at school cuz I was fiending to lose my virginity…and i knew if i dated this girl for a week I could hit…so I did the whole meet the parents thing and promised to go to some art gallery with her mom that next week…
so the night before we are supposed to go out with her mom…my mom passed out early and I stole her cell and called the chick to see if she was cool with me sneaking into her room…now her mom knew she was a hoe and took her door off the hinges so she couldnt have boys sneak over…but she was down to fuck so she told me to come over…
When I got there she had set some towels up on the ground by her pool in her back yard..I proceeded to fuck her till i ran out of all 3 or 4 rubbers i brought…paying no attention to the fact the concrete was DESTROYING MY KNEES…im talking serious sidewalk burn ninjas…I didnt care I was finally gettting some skins…
That is until the next am I arrived at her house (this was summer in VA it was about 100 degrees with bad humidty so i had to wear shorts) you should have seen the look on her moms face when we both had matching friction burns on our knees….FUCKING CLASSY
2 weeks later she came home from work early to find me face fucking her daughter in the laundry room…while she was handcuffed and i had both her pig tails wrapped around my wrists….and that was the last time I saw her…as she was shipped off to christan boarding school shortly after…
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
11:03 pm
May 29, 2013
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OCJ_Brendan said
When I was 14 or maybe right after I turned 15 I was pressed hard on this kinda slutty chick at school cuz I was fiending to lose my virginity…and i knew if i dated this girl for a week I could hit…so I did the whole meet the parents thing and promised to go to some art gallery with her mom that next week…so the night before we are supposed to go out with her mom…my mom passed out early and I stole her cell and called the chick to see if she was cool with me sneaking into her room…now her mom knew she was a hoe and took her door off the hinges so she couldnt have boys sneak over…but she was down to fuck so she told me to come over…
When I got there she had set some towels up on the ground by her pool in her back yard..I proceeded to fuck her till i ran out of all 3 or 4 rubbers i brought…paying no attention to the fact the concrete was DESTROYING MY KNEES…im talking serious sidewalk burn ninjas…I didnt care I was finally gettting some skins…
That is until the next am I arrived at her house (this was summer in VA it was about 100 degrees with bad humidty so i had to wear shorts) you should have seen the look on her moms face when we both had matching friction burns on our knees….FUCKING CLASSY
2 weeks later she came home from work early to find me face fucking her daughter in the laundry room…while she was handcuffed and i had both her pig tails wrapped around my wrists….and that was the last time I saw her…as she was shipped off to christan boarding school shortly after…
You my friend are a fucking boss lmao that shit is great
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11:14 pm
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August 12, 2012
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August 27, 2012
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Great now when I beat off ima picture Judi Dench…o wait I already did….
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
6:01 am
August 16, 2012
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In 6th grade we had to take sewing class. To pass the course we had to complete 6 letter or number pillows. By the end of that class I had sewn REGGIN in that order. She put it on display outside the class for nearly 2 weeks before someone noticed it. I went through a lot of shit to convince them she placed them wrongly and what I had actually spelled was GINGER. Good times.
4:10 pm
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April 1, 2012
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I may be the only one but why would you beat off in school? I’m judging the both of you freaks. I don’t trust Warlock with a roll of Bounty now. What the fuck.
4:22 pm
March 31, 2012
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loooooooolll
7:16 pm
May 29, 2013
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Never know when u gotta beat off dawg.
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7:31 pm
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April 1, 2012
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I guess but in school amongst a class room though. A kid I knew in middle school did the same thing. He sat nearby and I didn’t notice anything. Some one caught him in the act though and he got suspended for the rest of the week. I hope you at least went into the bathroom or nurses office and “nap” in those beds. Risky shit.
I guess the most shameful thing I ever done would be sending a kid to the hospital. This was in high school and we got into a scuffle and dude had it coming to him. He got his ass kicked from my friend 3 weeks prior to this, he got his ass kicked again from someone else, and then he starts targeting me throwing trash and shit at me on the bus. I got up and started whooping ass getting his head off against the window on the bus and yeah. After tech class I got called down to the principals office and they explained to me what happened. Fuck that kid.
7:38 pm
May 29, 2013
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i did it under the table and busted in my shoe lol read the story dog.
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7:44 pm
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April 1, 2012
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What kinda shoes? Best not of been some Jordans.
7:46 pm
March 30, 2013
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Switching from masturbation tales to animal abuse…I’m very ashamed for letting damn yokel friends hurt animals in front of me as a youth… taking huge bullfrogs from a creek and letting cars run over them in the road, over and over (“oh dip here comes a tractor yes!!!”.. torturing a caged squirrel… painting a live baby birds eyeball with neon green paint after it fell out of its nest… yeah people are evil. Now I’ll fuck someone up for that nonsense .
7:47 pm
May 29, 2013
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i dpnt believe in jordans…nah just some 30$ vans
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7:49 pm
May 29, 2013
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Old Mr Dangerous said
Switching from masturbation tales to animal abuse…I’m very ashamed for letting damn yokel friends hurt animals in front of me as a youth… taking huge bullfrogs from a creek and letting cars run over them in the road, over and over (“oh dip here comes a tractor yes!!!”.. torturing a caged squirrel… painting a live baby birds eyeball with neon green paint after it fell out of its nest… yeah people are evil. Now I’ll fuck someone up for that nonsense .
the torturing the squirrelvis the only thing that sounds bad there. the bird was gonna die, and the frog stuff is just funny
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8:03 pm
March 30, 2013
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The bird was still alive and it kinda sucked that its last hours of life were in searing pain from behind green eyes. The frog this, admittedly, can be seen as Beavis and Butthead’s “Frog Baseball” kind of funny lol… I also know someone who fucked a cow, he even hired a guy that raped his cat to death.
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