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June 26, 2014
1:11 pm
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Find me the post where I say I’m 31, you read all my old shit, find it. You’re just mad because I’ve caught you in so many lies. So go on, find that post, or any post, where I lie about my age. Use the fancy little search function, go ahead, I’ll wait.

June 26, 2014
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And why is it so hard to believe about the 50 push-ups? If I was gonna lie, I’d make it a much higher number. The fact that I’ve been doing push ups for years, I should frankly be able to do more than 50. But in all honesty, 50 is where I say fuck it, I’m done. People in boot camp do 300 a day or more, depending on how much they fuck up, why is 50 so hard to believe? 

 

I’m done explaining I shave my head, you have nothing so you have to believe I’m bald to hold on to what little you have to use, pathetically uncreative as it is. Forget the fact that I would have a reverse mohawk if I was balding, simple to check facts like these are of no use to you, as they would only prove you wrong. I’m over it, believe what you have to to get through your day smackey.

 

And why would I lie about my height? I wasn’t aware that being tall was cool. I wasn’t aware that being 6’1″ was considered tall really, there’s people a lot taller than that around here. You sure don’t make a whole lot of sense.

June 26, 2014
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Still waiting on that proof smackadocious. It was only last week you said, how hard can it be to find? I didn’t even talk to you last week, but hey, I’m sure that fact will be lost on you too. Don’t you just hate the truth?

 

This is funny, you lie so much you also lie about other people lying. Way to go!!!!! You’re such a winner.

June 26, 2014
1:27 pm
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the_almighty_smack said
your fat ass cant even do 5 pushups let alone 50 after 3 you huff and you puff and you sit down on your couch and huff and puff some more and then light a cheap ass native ciggarette and say fuck .

 

do you shave your head or do you wax it?? cause man that thing is shinney has more glare than my rims bitches love to wax their shit do you also wax your legs??

 

 

 

 

So…….is this your way of saying that you have no proof to the bullshit that you said that I was lying about?

June 26, 2014
1:34 pm
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What is a native cigarette? Like an Indian smoke? I’ll just assume you mean them, I’ve seen one bitch my whole life who actually smoked those additive free things, maybe where you’re at they’re popular. And just because you claim that that’s how I do push-ups, doesn’t make it true. Anybody can do push ups if you start slow and train yourself. Even you could do it. It’s the same with anything, why you find that so hard to believe is beyond me. Must be you clinging on to what you have, which believe me, isn’t worth clinging on to. Let the lame jokes go. 

 

Who the fuck waxes their head? I wasn’t aware that was even an option. This may be hard for you to grasp, but a Gillette Mach 3 will do the job just fine. Once a week, about 5 minutes of my time. You just can’t let it go, can you? Well, if I was as lame as you and had nothing for insults and zero creativity, I would have to cling to lame shit as well. I guess. I wouldn’t know. 

June 26, 2014
1:36 pm
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Still waiting on that proof smackey…….

June 26, 2014
1:44 pm
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You’re the one that said I lied about my age, in a conversation that we didn’t have last week, because I wasn’t on here. You can keep on insisting I said that, but until you can find some proof of that, and you won’t, it’s just further proof that you lie.

 

And is what my way of saying I wax? I don’t even think it’s possible to wax a head, you’re fuckin’ retarded. If my head was dirty, you would get no shine at all. Yeah, you thought it was proof that it was dirty. Yeah, you actually are that fucking stupid. Dirt doesn’t reflect anything you stupid piece of shit. Oh, thank God you don;t have kids.

June 26, 2014
1:46 pm
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And that’s my forehead that has the light shining off it, not my head. Yes, there is a difference. No, I’m not surprised that you don’t know that. What rims were you talking about? The rims on your bike? While I’m sure they’re impressive, nobody cares.

June 26, 2014
2:07 pm
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Since you know exactly what you’re talking about, the proof shouldn’t be hard for you to find. Except the fact that it doesn’t exist. And if you read back on that thread, you’re the only one who thought you were thrashing me, everyone else said I won and you were not only pathetic, but weren’t funny either. Go ahead and look back. The truth hurts though, so you might want to avoid it But you go ahead and find that proof that doesn’t exist. Go ahead, prove me wrong. If you can find it, I’ll make your day and go away and never come back. But it doesn’t exist, so go fuck your pathetic ass self.

June 26, 2014
2:15 pm
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And you still think I’m that dude demented smoker? You really are retarded, just because people agree with me doesn’t men it’s me. And just because he called you smackey-poo doesn’t mean shit either. LTB has also called you that before, more than once, so by your logic, I’m patjoyce, demented smoker, and LTB. Who else am I? OCJ agreed with me, so I must be him too. Which makes me the top two posters on this site. I rule!!!

 

I said I dreamed about Predators Vs. Jamaicans, how is that a gay dream? Yes, the dream involved men, and women also. You’re the one who made it all gay, but somehow that’s on me too. Just like you call me gay while you post pictures of naked fat men, but by your logic, you having those pictures and posting them makes me the gay one.

 

Once again, thank fucking God that you don’t have children.

June 26, 2014
2:20 pm
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My fathers day post was also a joke, and never once mentioned anyone leaving me, you made all of that up to please yourself. I don’t snort coke, but I do drink. It doesn’t have to be a holiday for that.

 

Nobody sweats grease dipshit, another little bit of proof that shows how pathetic you really are.

 

How can you honestly think you rag on me? I destroy you, I’ve called you out on all of your lies, and made you look more pathetic than anyone else has, including yourself, which is tough. 

 

Since 50 push-ups is such a feat to you, that leads me to believe that you’re the one who can’t do them. Which is sad, they’re really not that hard. You just don’t have time to do them because nighttime is fake believe family time for smackey-poo. 

 

June 26, 2014
2:24 pm
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Hospitals don’t have good fried food, the kind I love. I explained this yesterday. And look at you, you’ve forgotten already.

 

I never said I was 31, you’re making that up. I looked on that thread, thinking it must be there, because you keep saying it is, but it isn’t. Once again, there you go, lying about how other people lie because they catch you lying so much. Nice life. You can’t back up that claim, yet Im sure you’ll cling to it like that transvestite you make out with in your photos because you have nothing else. You’re so pathetic you have to make up lies about me lying. That’s a new low, even for this site. Congratulations smack, you’re a pioneer of patheticness.

June 26, 2014
2:29 pm
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Sigh…..I’m not even fat anymore, as my picture shows, and even if I was still fat, that’s a lame insult. Very 3rd grade. I smoke, so I don’t run. I can see why you don’t smoke, Canadian cigarettes suck. They’re even worse than French cigarettes those turds in Paris smoke with their wine. So, if you can really do all those exercises, you know how easy they are. I never got into sit ups, pull ups are an easier version of push ups. You also forgot to brag about your marathon running and squat crunches. I’m sure you’re just a human boflex.

June 26, 2014
2:35 pm
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Oh, still waiting for that proof that isn’t there about me saying I’m 31. I just caught you in your lie about a lie, making you by far the most pathetic person on this site. Did you really think that was gonna fly? It was last week, I was wrong about that, but nothing else. I made the mistake of thinking it happened on the weekend, forgetting that the libraries are closed on the weekends, so it would have to be. 

 

So, if anyone cares, and I doubt you do, but if you did, go look at the thread smackey is talking about, it’s called Where’s Juggalo, and it’s where smack says I say I’m 31. You could call the thread Where’s Smackey’s Proof, and it would be impossible to find. Anyone wondering who’s lying here, go read through it and you’ll see why smackey can’t provide the proof to back up his lies. Because it’s not there. Game. Set. Match. It’s over, and the libraries not even closed yet. Go home.

June 26, 2014
2:41 pm
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You say their lies, but can provide no proof to back up that statement. You said where to find it, it isn’t there, you lose. And lean back to swallow? That doesn’t even make sense. You have to believe I’m fat, it’s one of the few things you have. I loved being fat, hopefully I will be again someday. Nothing to be embarrassed about, but hey, I understand, you have nothing. Like proof to back up anything you’re saying. Go play with your water pistols, you’re out of your element little boy.

June 26, 2014
2:45 pm
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This is also getting quite boring. For me, anyway. You have nothing new. You refuse to provide the proof to back up anything, and you’re too much of a big baby pussy to admit that I caught you in yet another lie. It’s pathetic. You’re just recycling the same old shit, over and over, you don’t listen, and you can’t get through your thick egg shell of a head anything that I’m saying. Which is sad, because it’s not hard to understand at all. It’s literally like arguing with a 5 year old, and not nearly as entertaining.

June 26, 2014
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You never said your butter was orange, I’m the one who said that the MARGARINE (for the 273rd time) was orange. First, you said it was because your government wanted it’s people to know what they were eating, the denied it. That was well over a year ago, and that also was months before my heart attack. You know, the one that you never posted on here before I had. Remember? Anyways, that was last year, you said I said this last week. You’re the one who said it, yet can’t find it. You could find year old proof yesterday using the search function, now you can’t find something that was said last week. 

 

OCJ_Brendan is the top poster, not me. I had to look, but it’s right down there on the bottom right. Oh wait, that’s right, by your logic, I am OCJ_Brendan. So I guess i am the top poster. I’m also slumerican502 and violent dope, making most of all the top posters me.

June 26, 2014
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I was trashing the fuck out of you all last week you were here that weird dreams lately post where you posted that you dream about jamaican men .

 

the where’s juggalo post where you started comming on under different names to back yourself up

 

your fucking pathetic pat all last week everyday I trashed you about your father’s day post where you cried your momma and daddy left you.

 

when you said you were getting drunk and sniffing coke cause your parents abandoned your pathetic little self

 

your here more than anyone else this is your whole life you fat bald liar

 

and your right dirt doesent reflect anything but grease does and you sweat grease you fat bald liar go do another pretend 50 pushups.

Here you go. I asked for proof you say you’re “Thrashing” me all last week on the where’s juggalo thread, which is where you were saying this happened last week, which is where you said the proof was. And it isn’t. It’s also not on any other thread last week, because I never said it. But you keep insisting it is, yet cannot provide a shred of proof to support your claim. Lack of proof doesn’t make you right, it makes you full of shit. You should’ve said I said I was 31 last year,it would’ve made it no more true, but it would’ve taken much longer to find. Retard.

 

June 26, 2014
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you went from 31 to 34 in a week you dont even know your own age but its understandable you said yourself you have no parents so how would you know how old you are??

 

 

 

This may surprise you, but just because my parents are both dead now, doesn’t mean that I never knew them. I’ve told you numerous times they died when I was an adult, but you just can’t get anything through that big thick eggshell  of yours. Even if I never knew them, we have these fancy mind blowing things called birth certificates that can help anyone figure out their age. Neat, huh? You really are a retarded retard. Not only another lame insult, it’s another statement of how ridiculously stupid you are. Who the fuck has never heard of birth certificates? Thank God you don’t have children. If you did, you would know what birth certificates are, but thank God you have no idea about any of that.

June 26, 2014
3:18 pm
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I was trashing the fuck out of you all last week you were here that weird dreams lately post where you posted that you dream about jamaican men .

 

the where’s juggalo post where you started comming on under different names to back yourself up

 

your fucking pathetic pat all last week everyday I trashed you about your father’s day post where you cried your momma and daddy left you.

 

when you said you were getting drunk and sniffing coke cause your parents abandoned your pathetic little self

 

your here more than anyone else this is your whole life you fat bald liar

 

and your right dirt doesent reflect anything but grease does and you sweat grease you fat bald liar go do another pretend 50 pushups.

Here you go. I asked for proof you say you’re “Thrashing” me all last week on the where’s juggalo thread, which is where you were saying this happened last week, which is where you said the proof was. And it isn’t. It’s also not on any other thread last week, because I never said it. But you keep insisting it is, yet cannot provide a shred of proof to support your claim. Lack of proof doesn’t make you right, it makes you full of shit. You should’ve said I said I was 31 last year,it would’ve made it no more true, but it would’ve taken much longer to find. Retard.

where in that post do I talk about your age?? you fucking heffalump I dont go check the fathers day post or the weird dreams lately post or any of your 300+ other posts you made last week could be in any one of them you fat liar your probably a 14 year old girl called Patricia everything about you is a lie your pics probably fake.

 

 

 

Oh no, don’t call me Patricia!!! Fuckin’ lame ass. Anyways, I asked for proof, numerous times, this is what you gave me, which isn’t proof at all. You can’t provide proof for something that doesn’t exist, something you can’t seem to comprehend. And if I have 300 posts from last week, you have 300 posts from last week. So now that’s the problem? 300 too many to find non-existent proof? We never even talked about age last week either, but that’s beside the point. You could find shit a year old yesterday, now 300 is too many to sift through. Whatever reason you need as to why you can’t back up your lies.
 

 

 

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