4:47 pm
November 30, 2012
And now it’s me jerking off to your pics? Way to be original, Canadian.
You’re the one begging for more photos, and I’m somehow the gay one? You even have posted tons of pictures of men, a fat naked guy was your last one, and I’m somehow by your logic the gay one? You’re the one posting that shit, not me. I’d love an answer to that one, but instead you’ll ignore it like all the other questions you’ve dodged today, and everyday that we see each other up on here. Answers that don’t make you look bad are hard, much easier to make a fat or bald joke.
Go make another video of how a pussy ass bitch attempts to drink beer then edit the shit out of it so you can feel better about yourself.
4:53 pm
August 27, 2012
4:55 pm
November 30, 2012
the_almighty_smack said
your a liar pat and a fake you post one pic the size of a quarter and even at that size we can tell your sucking your fat fucking beer belly in.
unlike you im not afraid of who I am hell I even posted youtube videos of me just for fun of it I will post a few more pics for you to jerk off to pat.
here’s me and my homies one halloween we went as the rydas all those waterguns were filled with vodka and rhum im the guy in green with the flowing long hair.
here’s a great one I used to work for a wrestling organization in Montreal called CWE I was a heel a very good one at that I was great on the mic during these days I made friends with 2 of the biggest juggalos I ever met El Generico and Kevin Steen both who are currently signed to WWE and im still in contact with until this very day those 2 guys are real juggalos they used to play ICP and Esham tapes backstage in the late 90’s
What this proves I’m not sure. Yeah, you guys are so super hard ass, walking around with water guns. Ooohhhh, scary!!! You’re such a G smack-o-la. Plus, this proves nothing, those dudes pretending to be hardcore (water guns, good lord) could be anybody. You also said you’re the one with the green hair, which must be another picture, because there’s nobody with green hair in this one. Oh, I get it, you’re the one taking the picture. Sure you are. That’s great. Water guns.
And sure you still talk to WWE superstars smack, everyone will believe that one. Nobody on here ever believes a single thing that you say, but they’ll believe that one. I’m sure that you do have men who make a living rolling around half naked with other men on your speed dial, I just doubt that any of them are famous. Regardless, it’s really nice that they let you be the ring girl for a night. I’m sure that was a dream come true.
5:00 pm
November 30, 2012
the_almighty_smack said
once again stupid I told you it was all edited to begin with after each of the beers are chugged I answer a random question the questions are edited out but the fact of that video is it did only take me about 4 minutes to drink ten beers but thats easy those were american beers that pansie 5% stuff anyone can do that from Canada chug ten trois pistols beers that are 9% or ten fin du monde beers that are 12% and thats talent.
Sure, I’m sure that you can do that. You did it with the “pansy American stuff” and very poorly at that, but I’m sure that you chug the real strong stuff like a G. All the time. We’ll just take your word for it. I mean, you could barely get down the pussy shit, but I’m sure that’s just because you’re so hardcore you can only REALLY chug the strong stuff. Yup.
Plus, you can get really strong beer from this Country too, hundreds of microbreweries coast to coast. I’m sure Canada has a bunch of them too, so what? You can get strong beer in any country you want, unless it’s some bullshit third world country that can’t even find clean drinking water. Do you really think you guys are the only ones making strong beers? You probably do, not much penetrates that yoke in your egg.
5:06 pm
November 30, 2012
the_almighty_smack said
and your right its almost six I gotta go
but it was great hearing your magical fairy tale stories like the one where you can do 50 pushups
and for the record girlie pushups are from the knees and man pushups are from the tip of your toes you would know this if you ever set foot in gym class in high school unless of course you went to an all boy school and that would explain alot really it would.
Yup, library is closing, you gotta go. I guess it will have to continue tomorrow, as you’re too poor to own a computer at home. Times are tough for you, it’s okay. Push ups aren’t that hard, anyone can train themselves to do them. Start with 10 or whatever, do it everyday for awhile, and slowly gradually work your way up. Literally anybody can do that. Even you.
I also enjoyed your fairy tales about your WWE superstar friends who used to wrestle in that 20 seat arena you were the ring girl at and now have phone sex with on the reg. Have fun with your half naked male friends later on tonight, chasing each other around in your wrestling speedos and shooting each other with your water pistols. Play safe.
5:10 pm
November 30, 2012
Oh, yeah, in my high school gym class (as well as grade school and junior high), the girls did push ups the same way we all did. Nobody did them on their knees, that must be a Canadian thing. It doesn’t matter if you all grow up into a nation of pussies, it’s not like there’s an army that you guys are going to be graduating and signing up for. Thanks for explaining how your father taught you to do push ups. I’m sure your male family members taught you a whole lot of things you could do down on your knees.
11:38 am
November 30, 2012
the_almighty_smack said
pat maybe if you would ever find a woman that would actualy want to have sex with you and then have a family with you you too would understand that family takes and deserves time we all dont have hopes and aspirations to become the number one poster on a juggalo forum like you do bitch boy.
my nights revolves around my family your nights revolves around a 12 pack of cheap beer.
I can drink way more than a 12 pack, and I could explain, again, how the beer is not cheap, but you refuse to listen. If you had a family, which you don’t, how would you explain your day? Yeah, I was online all day calling myself the_almighty_smack with underscores because I fancy myself a real tough guy who packs quite a wallop. I was making fun of someone for having a heart attack and posting pictures of poutine while recycling the same insults that weren’t funny 2 weeks ago. You guys are real proud of your dad huh? No kids, I’m not kidding, I really do call myself the_almighty_smack with underscores, no it’s not retarded, I told you I’m sorry you inherited my egg shaped head, oh just go to bed!!!
Give up the lie smack, nobody believes you.
11:43 am
November 30, 2012
You still haven’t answered my question from yesterday, how many seats did that abandoned farmhouse seat for the “wrestling” show that you were the ring girl for? I’m guessing it tops out at 23, if we count the standing room. Wow, such an impressive venue to be the ring girl at, good for you!! You’ve accomplished so much!!!
And if you have kids, shouldn’t you be spending Halloween with them taking them out trick or treating? No, you spent halloween trying to look like a hardass with a water gun filled with vodka. God forbid you queer asses actually drank the shit. Oh, you probably just squirted each other in the mouth, I get it. So, were your fake kids disappointed? Did you guys really think you were cool walking around as grown men with bandanas and water pistols? And just where in the fuck is the guy with green hair?
All of these questions deserve answers, lets see if you can actually come up with one, instead of calling a world renowned beer cheap or a guy who shaves his head bald or something just as equally lame.
12:06 pm
November 30, 2012
the_almighty_smack said
so you finaly got off your fat ass and made it to the local mcdonalds dont you just love that mcdonalds has free wi-fi??
Who the fuck brings their computer to McDonalds and just kicks it there? That’s almost as bad as those retarded fucks who sit up in Starbucks with their Macs working on their “Screenplays”. I never knew McDonalds had wifi, thanks for telling me another completely useless fact that I could give a fuck less about. I go to the drive thru, when you have a car you have that option.
12:08 pm
November 30, 2012
the_almighty_smack said
that rydas pic is old my kids were too young to trick or treat
Bull followed by his good friend shit. This was last Halloween wasn’t it? Regardless of how old it is, dude, seriously……water guns? The fuck are you, 10? You were grown adults in that picture, that’s what makes it so goddamn sad.
12:17 pm
November 30, 2012
Is that the same bar you took the pictures in with the 18″ TV in the background? Is your country really so lame that you haven’t discovered flat screen HDTV’s yet? Even our dive bars have those.
You’ve never been to Boston, how would you know what it smells like? And is that you trying to be funny again? I can never tell.
12:21 pm
November 30, 2012
Oh, by the way genius, while I’m sure there are barns in Massachusetts, no major city in America does. Anyone with half a brain would know that. Thank God you don’t have children, those would be some retarded little bastards. And plus, I would have to feel really bad for them when they needed help with their homework.
12:25 pm
November 30, 2012
Foufounes électrique? That’s thé name of a gay bar if I ever heard one. And if such great bands play there, how come they can only afford a tiny little 18″ TV for their patrons? Explain.
ICP played there huh? Funny, I’ve never heard that before. I’m sure you saw the concert too, right? Front row? Sang background vocals and you still keep in touch with J and Shaggs to this day? Again, funny, I must’ve accidentally skipped over that little tidbit of knowledge in Behind the Paint. Either that or J forgot to write it, because it isn’t in there.
12:30 pm
November 30, 2012
the_almighty_smack said
it translates to electric pussy
and yes they did play there with onyx in 1995?? and guess what?? yes I was there
No you weren’t. What were you, 5 years old? 10 at the most? Yeah, I’m sure you were down at the electric pussy when you were 5 or whatever. You lie so much it’s pathetic.
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