Demented Smoka said
Smacky poo, there’s no need to channel your feelings of self loathing to pat just because he’s waaaaaaaay cooler and funnier than you or was he part of that train Twiztid ran on your ma.

Thank you for the kind words. Notice how he didn’t get back to you? Don’t take it personal, he can’t handle more than one argument at a time, he needs to cut his losses. Or maybe he was enjoying some yogurt and lost a couple of wisdom teeth in the process. Snack time can be brutal on him. You never know with smackey, meth heads are unpredictable. He should just get some dentures already, he could enjoy solid foods without the fear of his teeth falling out on him because of the strain of it, and he could charge more for the blow jobs he has to give to obtain his daily fix. It makes perfect sense to me or you, but hey, you try explaining common sense to this non-sensical retard. He’ll be back when the library re-opens, he can’t afford a computer at home. Not hard to imagine, when all your money goes towards smack and dental bills. 

You truly are retarded smacked, I’ve explained these things to you many times before, and I’m sure will have to explain them many times again, but here goes. 

First off, I do push-ups everyday, and have for years. I only do 50 a day in the morning, but could probably push myself to do more. Push-ups are not a weight burning exercise, they build muscle. Again, not surprised that you don’t know that. I’m also 6’1″. I also don’t have a Homer Simpson shaped body, which I have also explained many other times to you. You just refuse to acknowledge it, because it’s among the few insults that you can come up with, none of which are good. You have the mentality of a 3rd grader, fat bald and body jokes, all you got. 

You also can’t supersize a big mac, it can’t be done. I definitely would if I could though, that shit would be the shit. I also have gained no weight from drinking, or from anything else. Try as I might, I just can’t put it back on. Also, from a past post full of your retarded logic and thinking, as great as it would be if Sam Adams only cost 99 cents, it costs way more than that. It’s actually twice the price of your beloved moose piss Molson, which nobody drinks. Because it sucks.

I could not, however, run around my block without getting winded. This has to do with being a 25 year smoker, find me a 25 year smoker who’s a runner and I’ll find you a Canadian who has never been sodomized.

Now, I shall not get mad at you when you forget all of this, again, and I have to explain it all over to you, again. judging by the egg shape of your head, and your lack of knowledge about anything, especially your inability to keep your own lies straight (how many kids do you have this week? 4? 5? 12 and twins on the way?), I can only assume that you don’t have a brain at all, you have a yolk. Because eggs don’t have brains, they have yolks. And you have an egg for a head, so it stands to reason that there’s a yoke up in their too, and that is most likely a main reason for your severe mental retardation.