Actually, I’m still waiting for you to prove I’m a liar. Speckled piece of shit liar or otherwise. And who would lie about having a heart attack? Jesus, you’re really desperate now, huh? Ukraine and Russia are the same to all Americans, nobody gives a shit. You’re the retard who thinks they’re a world power to be feared. A retarded fucktard like yourself calling me stupid doesn’t offend me. And I’ve been saying the same shit to you all week, say what you want about me, it doesn’t make it true. Now you’re recycling it back on me. Pathetic. No, me saying it is so doesn’t make it so, but the fact that there’s proof of it out in the world does. I didn’t make it that way, I just traveled, noticed something funny, and reported what I saw. That, not me saying it, makes it true. The fact that it exists.

Still waiting on that proof from last week. You found year old proof yesterday, the fuck is still taking you so long?

I already told you dumb shit, 34. It’s the only time I’ve ever mentioned my age on here, yet you keep insisting otherwise. And with no proof, I might add. Who needs proof anyway? It just proves things. I can’t prove it doesn’t exist, it’s impossible. You keep saying it does exist, yet can’t prove it. Somehow to you this makes me a liar. Nobody else will believe it and everybody knows you’re retarded anyway so I’m not too worried about it.

Everybody has a birth certificate, it doesn’t make me special. I was born in 1979, since you asked.

you had to tell me McDonalds has wifi, and you said earlier that it was free. How exactly does one steal free wifi? I told you yesterday, I’m a systems admin and its a boring job, yes, but it pays well and I don’t really have to do shit. No, I’m not explaining what a systems admin is to you, it would take too long and you’re too retarded to understand any of it. All my work here gets done in the morning, then I’m here basically in case shit happens, like insurance. That’s why I can chit chat with a retarded fucktard like you all afternoon and get paid for it. See, I get paid to make you look stupid. Rather well too, actually. You won’t let yourself believe that, but I really don’t give a shit. Tell me smack, what do you do that allows you to talk to me all afternoon? I explained my job, so please explain what gives you so much freedom to be on here all day. I’ll wait.

Oh wait, the birth certificate!! You really need me to answer that? Dude, you know I’m a guy. I can even tell that you’re a guy. What I am confused about, however, still, is what that thing is that’s kissing your forehead while you mean mug the camera.

So, to answer your question, it would say M. Same as that thing you make out in bars with. You really do need everything spelled out for you, it’s sad really.

I already said that one to you too. Yet another thing you’ve stolen from me. 

In failure to describe what job he has that allows him to be on a computer all afternoon, non-stop, is boring. Asking for proof to back up his ridiculous lies and stories about things he says I said? Hey, I better knock it off, I mean, I am really starting to bore the shit out of this guy.

I already explained what I do. Go back and look, I’m not explaining something you can’t understand again.

So what do you tell your imaginary kids what you do for work all day?

All you gotta do is get your foot in the door somewhere, you might not get a great job in the computer field at first, I didn’t, but once you have experience in the field, any experience in the field, you can get much better jobs. I had an associates degree and got my first job with it at the CVS call center making some bullshit like $8 an hour. I made more than that in high school summer jobs but I just needed the experience. I was in school for my bachelors degree at that point but had just started. Before I even got my bachelors degree I got the job I still have now to this day. I wasn’t their first choice because I was still in school but I got in and proved I could do the job (It’s simple really, most of it), and now I make more than I ever thought I would. You can do the exact same shit, I got my job now just having experience from the bullshit CVS call center job. If I never worked that one I never would have gotten the job I have now. It’s funny too when you look back on shit. I make the most I ever have in my life doing the least amount of real work I’ve ever had to do at any job. I used to do labor jobs in the summer, out in the sun all day and shit. Now I sit on my ass all day in air conditioning. Life is just funny like that man. You can do it too OMD, I didn’t do anything you couldn’t do yourself homie.