the_almighty_smack said
I hope he knows I never read what he writes anyways

Yes you do, you just don’t understand it. The fact that you respond to it proves that your lying, once again. And poorly at that. See what I mean? Hey smack, I think your egg yolk is cracked.

the_almighty_smack said
as he’s thinking real hard on his reply ill write a post about my awsome weekend

 

Saturday and Sunday were rockfest here in the 514 I went both days and got to see bands like,Motley crue,megadeath,weezer,blink 182,alice in chains,cypress hill,the misfits,joan jett,primus,nofx,danzig,black flag,suicidal tenencies,meshugah,craddle of filth,canibal corpse there was 100’s of bands not bands I would normaly pay to see but for a festival it was awsome.

 

then Monday I took the day off work like everyone in quebec does because Tuesday was the best damn day ever in Quebec it was St Jean de Baptiste day a paid holiday in Quebec me and my girl took our kids to the beach for the first time and I must say we fucked up  because we dident think to bring suntan lotion and were all redder than lobsters now but was still worth it .

You didn’t go nowhere and you didn’t do shit. Nobody would care even if you did. Nobody on here believes a thing you says anyways, you’ve contradicted yourself so many times that nobody cares anymore egg head. You spent the weekend with your tranny boy/girlfriend eating yogurt and applesauce because you’re such a junkie even the softest of solid foods knock your teeth out. You didn’t do shit, stop lyin’. This is just like the time you told us you were in jail and sold rolling papers that the guards let you sneak in because you’re so rough and tough and you sold for a $100 and all you could buy were .2 bags of weed. Remember that lie? Probably not, egghead can’t retain much knowledge in that broken yolk in his head.

the_almighty_smack said
dude we all know your a liar maybe some of the 14 year old uneducated juggalos believe you

 

but if your fat ass actualy worked out even a tenth of what you said you wouldent have had a MASSIVE heart attack.

 

your pathetic self couldent do 5 push ups your not fooling anyone fatso, even if there was a supersized big mac waiting for you after you do ten push ups you couldent make it.

 

you probably couldent do ten pushups the girl way.

Look back on some of these threads smacked, I’m not the one getting called out for being a liar. Everybody calls you out of being a liar, but I’m sure you’ve forgotten that as well. You must be one of those “Special” eggs that comes with a smaller yoke than all the other ones in the carton. 

Push-ups are not hard to do, once you get used to them. I started out doing only 10 a day, then up to 15, 20, etc. until I eventually hit 50. I get out of breath from being a smoker, my arms aren’t what gets tired. They used to, but not anymore. I also lift weights occasionally. Now, if what you said is true and doing push ups can prevent a heart attack, how come I had one genius? Another prime example of you talking out of your sodomized ass. And who said my heart attack was MASSIVE? Go back in the egg carton and think about how poorly you’ve defended yourself today.

You are such a retard hahahaha, a new low.

Hospitals do too serve fried foods, at least in America, you stupid shit.

I don’t post lies, I just don’t remember everything that I wrote a year ago like you do. Now that’s dedication to your clear obsession with Mr. Joyce. You read too much into it, fat guy burgers are the shit we were talking about awhile ago on here, you must have missed that conversation. Of course you can’t find those in the hospital, you can’t even find the insanely huge burgers I grill at home in a restaurant. You can get french fries, fried clams, fried shrimp (saw on menu, didn’t order) onion rings, shit like that. I was talking about deep fried bacon or deep fried twinkles. Of course the hospital doesn’t have that. You’re so desperate to redeem yourself you’ll try to find a loophole in anything. Go to your carton.

What’s a girlie push up? You seem to know all about them, please, elaborate.

Please, Russia is a joke, I’m not going to debate world powers with you. If they could nuke us, they would. If they’re so bad ass, how come they’re inferior in every way to the USA? Please, the only thing they could beat us at is a vodka drinking contest. Those frozen fucks can drink their vodka, I’ll give them that. And they blew up their own nuclear reactor, and we’re supposed to be scared of them? You just have a special place in your egg shaped heart for frozen countries. You just don’t know any better, your country is so pathetic they don’t even have an army. Nebraska alone could overtake you. That’s why you’re scared of Russia. And talk about obsessed, you’re reading my older posts? Like I said, you can’t get enough of me. 

Why would I use a hair replacement system? I could just grow it back, but I’ve been shaving my head for 18 years now, I’m not stopping for you. Like I said, you can’t let the bald jokes go. When your bald by choice you can’t insult that person for being bald. It doesn’t work that way. Get it? Probably not.

I’m also not super rich, and probably never will be. Neither will you. Unlike you though, I’m college educated and will always be ble to find a good job. I’ll never live in a mansion, but I’m never going to be struggling for anything. I’m perfectly happy being what I am. About 90% of all rich people I’ve met are assholes. So therefore, to me, being rich, or super rich as you call it, isn’t the most important thing in the world.

If you look at my picture closely, and I’m sure that the librarian will show you how to work the zoom function, you can clearly tell that I don’t have tits. You’re just fantasizing about me again. I feel bad for the pounding that tranny looking thing you sleep with is gonna get up his ass tonight. Pissed off and horned up, you’re gonna torture that poor boy. And why would I lie about being bald? It’s not embarrassing, it’s something that you can’t control. If your mothers side of the family has pattern baldness, you will too. Since you have no control over your mothers side of the family before you are born, I fail to see how that is a flaw on anybody’s part if they happen to have pattern baldness. I do not find it embarrassing at all, but i won’t lie and say I’m balding when I’m not. If I was, wouldn’t I have hair on the sides at least, you know, like all the other bald men in America? The reverse mohawk? You know? Probably not. You refuse to believe the truth about me, as you have so little to be insulting with, and if you didn’t have your extremely lame and overused fat and bald jokes, you really wouldn’t have much left. So best not look too close. You can say the librarian was busy helping another Canadian understand how to use the mouse or right click or something else that comes really hard to you guys. I’m still surprised he had the extra hour to teach you how to cut and paste. Library empty today?

It kills you that I’m a college graduate, doesn’t it? Best not to believe it. Cause God knows, just because you say it, it must be true. I’m a systems admin and have been at my job for almost 10 years. You would shoot yourself if you knew what I made to do essentially nothing. You need to believe I make minimum wage so you can feel better about yourself. I personally could care less if you were a millionaire. You’d still be a egg headed dumb ass piece of shit, your bank account doesn’t affect me. This is the whole 3rd grade mentality again, the whole my dad makes more money than your dad bullshit.

The only reason I ever posted a picture at all was because your old buddy illtheclown kept insisting i was Mexican. He at first said the same thing, that’s not you, that’s not you. Am I really that beautiful? If I was going to post a fake picture, I could’ve done a lot better than that. Now you want a photo gallery to jerk off to? Dude, even if I wanted to take the time to do this, it would be a waste of my time. You’d see the before, all the way down to what I look like now, and say “That’s not you!!” Or you’d think I photoshopped it. Go fuck yourself.