It’s Gathering time, homies! Our good homie Rachel Paul is busy flipping through her book of spells, making preparations for her Dark Carnival Tarot Reading tent at the Gathering (which will be open from midnight til sunlight, Wednesday to Saturday). Rachel’s currently in a trance, staring deep into a crystal ball, but she used her ESP to ask me to post a quick reminder about The Lette’s Respect Project and this year’s Miss Juggalette Prepageant Barbeque, poppin off Saturday at 3pm! If you haven’t already heard about The Lette’s Respect Project, check out the Features section and see what it’s all about. And without further adieu, here’s a word about The Lette’s Respect Project and Miss Juggalette 2013, from the Dark Carnival fortune teller herself:

“Bring us the head of Ron Jeremy on a silver platter!” Muhahahahahaha! Whaddup ninjas! Rachel Paul of the Dark Carnival Tarot here. This year, we the juggalettes ain’t askin for much–just a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T! And we are squad deep! The talent portion of Miss Juggalette 2013 is slated to be off the chain. We got fire breathers! Jugglers! Record-breaking blunt rollers! Fine artists! (Emphasis on “fine.”) Exotic dancers! Gathering veterans! All of us, unified and standin strong like the hatchet warrior chicks we isssssss! Want to be a part of Miss Juggalette 2013? This year is YOUR year, homegirl! Come on out and join me and my homie Scottie D of Faygoluvers.net at the Freakshow Stage, Saturday at 3pm, where we’ll be cooking up grub and plotting and scheming with all our juggalettes, vying to take the crown and take the stage by storm. Show a juggalette respect! You don’t wanna tussle with a down ninjette! This is an open invite for aspiring performers and, of course, their supporters! Fellas too! It’s all about the family. So come on out to the BBQ and support the finest females on earth–ya very own homegirls, the juggalettes! See ya at the family reunion, homies! Brace yourself for GOTJ 2013: “The Year of the ‘Lette”! 2 Scoops of Whoooooooop!

That’s it!  Your final reminder (maybe) about taking over the Miss Juggalette contest!  I’m bringing the hot dogs, and I respectfully ask that they are not stuck into any orifices in the “talent” portion of the pageant.  lol.  Anyways, see you there in a few days!

Websites:

• Lette's Respect section @ Faygoluvers.net