You contradicted yourself two sentences in. Lol, you’ve already laid it out, just name the venue. I’m going to be Googling the shit out of that area later… Save me some time… Just name the system! If you really know this is a pretty big scoop, you should share. How did you come across this knowledge? You’ve got my attention… The noise ordinance thing would indicate a municipality right? I mean, aren’t things like noise ordinances usually city laws? A state or county enforced noise ordinance seems as queer as a three dollar bill.
Spill your guts, what have you heard?

Ypsi Foolish said
There not gonna put the gathering at a campsite where there can be no artists or partying past 11pm….thats the whole point of a gathering is that its a 24 ht party. Juggalos dont have curfews lol. What the last artist of the nite gonna tell the juggalos.

 

“Good night juggalos, everyone go to bed now!”

I can hear the report now:

The GOTJ 2014 ended on a quiet note this year. The loudest sounds might’ve been snores and sleepfarts from the some 5,000 attendees. This reporter observed most people sleeping or sitting quietly until sunrise, with more than a few playing with their iPads in the dark forest. 

The people of -random rural campground- were very pleased about the Juggalo family and their behavior.

“They were an old fashioned kind of group,” says one old broad. “Polite, sober, and they cleaned up thoroughly. We’d love to host thus thing every year!”

Insane Clown Posse member and co-founder of the Gathering event, Joey 2 Utsler agreed.

“We’re just a good wholesome family, know what I’m sayin? We believe in the three R’s at the Gathering: rest, recycling and rap music, know what I’m sayin?”

A good time was had by all. There were little to no drug overdoses, and everyone left in an orderly fashion on Monday morning. If there’s one thing the Juggalos know, its how to be rested and revived for a long drive home.

Funny as fuck

How did you come across this information? I’m actually a little inclined to believe you.

scruffy said
van buren, or really anywhere else in missouri, would be extra awesome for me.  i could literally drive home and back, if i felt like it.  

its not my neighborhood, but i dont remember any specific campgrounds in the area big enough to hold a gathering.  im sure theres at least a few, though.  missouri is loaded with spots like that.  

  

hell, my mother and her husband have a piece of land that is probably bigger than hog rock, with much more level ground.  you could squeeze two gatherings in the space.  sadly, there are zero amenities.  no electricity, water, roads, not even walking trails.  ive told them to hook it up, so they can get paid, but they dont seem to think the gathering is real.  

oh, their property does have a landing strip cut into it, for their ultralite flying parachute thing.  

yeah, they got bucks.  sometimes they take the trouble to fly to my house.  its really demoralizing to be broke and behind on the bills, only to look up and see your mother flying 200 feet over your head.

   

Christ on a sandwich…

Pennsylvania, come to us. We have plenty of woods, farmland, and Juggalos.

I saw.amish.for.the first time and only time by garretsville Ohio gathering

I love how all these people claim to know what the new location is yet choose not to say anything. Fuck ’em all, no one knows shit. If they did they would leak it. Until you have some credible information, the new location is SUCK MY NUTS. Stop trying to feel important.

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