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2:31 pm
August 10, 2017
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Split1open said
Been trying to think of a SUPER villain name for myself…
It will come to me in a silent, dark ploomb of smoke from under my bed as I sleep…
Hehe
Tie1on, slight play on your normal name
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3:37 pm
January 28, 2016
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Drunkalo said
Tie1on, slight play on your normal name
Tie1on?…like a hair ribbon?….thats….Soopa Villainous!
LLAL AHAHAHAHAHA
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Drunkalo5:15 pm
April 18, 2017
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Split1open said
I haven’t started working out.… But I’m determined…
Been trying to think of a SUPER villain name for myself…
It will come to me in a silent, dark ploomb of smoke from under my bed as I sleep…
Hehe
Mine is Hacksaw WarlockCock
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Drunkalo, SPOOKYtheFUNGI5:29 pm
August 10, 2017
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SPOOKYtheFUNGI said
Tie1on?…like a hair ribbon?….thats….Soopa Villainous!
LLAL AHAHAHAHAHA
Have you seen Deedee from dexters lab, or Candace from phineas and ferb? “Super villainous” brother, almost evil!
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7:22 pm
February 13, 2015
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I might be a villain already…
My villain name is Brujo
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7:23 pm
February 13, 2015
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Pronounced brew-ho
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brujito.
everybody already knows my villain name. the secret lair is still sorta secret, though.
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10:18 pm
July 28, 2016
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scruffy said
brujito.
Mmmmmmm burrito… wait
My villain name is rob
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10:21 pm
April 18, 2017
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scruffy said
everybody already knows my villain name. the secret lair is still sorta secret, though.
Clean-cut the Clown
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Drunkalo, SPOOKYtheFUNGI1:48 pm
September 28, 2013
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Samurai Hack
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SPOOKYtheFUNGI2:26 pm
March 30, 2013
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My villain name is Brett.
Cus who is gonna suspect a dude named Brett?
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January 28, 2016
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Old Mr Dangerous said
My villain name is Brett.Cus who is gonna suspect a dude named Brett?
Yeah you’re right…. Unless you’re driving a white van!
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Old Mr Dangerous7:09 pm
October 30, 2013
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Comedy vs. Tragedy Story Time (for my FLV)
I remembered a funny moment.
I hope anyone else that recalls this can perhaps fill in whatever blanks I may leave out. Because I recall the flow of conversation making it an almost perfect joke…
Thinkin’ it was some time in the late evening of Day 1 or the afternoon of Day 2.
I believe we were commenting on why Juggalos might not want to roll around in the grass because of the increased risk of ticks this year… Someone else pointed out that there was poison ivy on the other side of us where some other ninjas had chosen to post up…
MAYBE there was a talk about the showers (which none of us had checked out yet)…
Somebody else mentioned putting a bunch of poison ivy into a baby pool and advertising it to Juggalo Passerbys as a “Free Poison Ivy Bath”…
I THINK I said how about adding water and charging a $1 or something… and someone ELSE said, “Fuck that, if you filled a kiddie pool with poison ivy and water and sold it as a bath for $5… it wouldn’t take too long for some Juggalo to come along and be like, “Five dollars! That’s a fuckin’ BARGAIN!”
And yet another person said, “Yeah and when you left it to go to a show or something, you’d come back to find some fat fuck lounging in it like, “What’s up?”…
omg… I wish I could recall it correctly because it’s just a hilarious visual for a sketch ‘er some shit.
Now, what made me think of this anecdote in the first place..? Heh.
Well what happened was…
This last Monday, I decided to go do some yard work and trim off all the wild growth along our greenwire garden fencing we use to keep the dogs in the backyard. I just gotten my first full-on hedgetrimmer (of the powered variety) and made easy work of it in a few hours, tossing the tumbleweed-like collections of vines and foliage over the fence from our neighbors property n’shit… After, I went back in and chopped it all up finer so I could run the mulching mower over it as I did the rest of the backyard.
Who would care, right? Big deal.
Well maybe about a little less than 24hrs later, after waking up the next day and going about it… My legs started getting itchy on a whole ‘nother level. Wondered and acted like I must have gotten bit up while working outside. That was until the blisters. Then the blisters started leaking. Like, as if my fuckin’ skin was DROOLING for no reason.
Turns out… all those vines… is some OTHER kind of poison ivy and even though I’ve lived in this house for a while and haven’t encountered this shit before… In reality, we’re SURROUNDED by this shit! We thought they were regular vines trying to grow along the house and fences but… apparently I had just spent a few sweaty hours ALL UP IN IT full bloom!!!
As usual, I always get the super hyper version of everything that happens to me. Good or bad. The bad stuff I don’t like so much.
Then my dumb ass spread that shit all around with the mower!
I’m fucked up right now, ya’ll. And this shit SPREADS! Like fuckin’ time released in the almost exact order you touch that shit.
Started with the legs, moved up to include my arms, got some on my neck. And today… (again, I did this shit back on Monday) Under me left eye looks like I paid Mike Tyson to elbow me in my face as he walked by.
This shit is the fuckin’ STD of the plant world! (or maybe STDs are the poison ivy of the… nm).
I now gotta retrace all my steps since then so I can either wash or destroy anything I’ve come into contact with cuz this ivy oil shit can still have an effect FIVE YEARS after…! For now, I look like fuckin’ Quasimodo if he were a maple tree that hit with buckshot leakin’ sap at a rate I could bottle! FUCKING GROSS! (and it itches)… an’ it’ll be like this for no less than a week up to THREE!
Seriously, you wanna talk about biological warfare?! Just get some of that ‘urushiol’ shit that causes this, spray it on some mafkas, wait a day or two and they will be clawing themselves into bloody bits as they ooze from every cut..! Without knowing WHY they were doing it…. shooo… just kill me…
After all that, even though it’s a funny thought… I’d NEVER evar inflict this shit on someone as a joke. But I’d use it to fuck up someone else if they made me. Wartime psychological botanicals.
So yeah, if you’re ever at The Gathering and somebody offers you a $5 poison ivy bath… no matter how much free soap, shampoo or towels are included in that offer, SAY NO!
“If the leaves are THREE, then LET IT BE!”
‘~’=
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7:38 pm
March 30, 2013
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SPOOKYtheFUNGI said
Yeah you’re right…. Unless you’re driving a white van!
LLAL AHAHAHAHAHA
I’ve driven white vans as a lad for my dad’s electric company. The brakes gave me panic.
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SPOOKYtheFUNGI8:40 pm
January 28, 2016
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@cheshyr damn ninja that sucks!
Luckily I have a high tolerance to it and never contracted nature’s gonorrhea… But I know it’s not kewl. FYI I never had chicken pox either.
Hope that shit passes quick…. Try peroxide and tea tree oil… Tea tree oil can kill mrsa!
As for the convo, I must of not have been there or I was experiencing some technically difficulties, lol!
Even still, I think its a great idea… Ninjas KNOW what they are getting themselves into, unlike The Wheel….some ninjas would rather get poison Ivy over hepatitis anyway!
8:44 pm
August 10, 2017
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I missed this conversation also.
I never pass up a chance to gey poison ivy, usually follows with a lovely emergency room visit, a shot, and steroid pills for a week. Had it earlier this summer cleaning property behind the garage, sucks ass man. Feel sorry for ya.
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8:52 pm
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Cheshyr said
…poison ivy… an’ it’ll be like this for no less than a week up to THREE!..
This works:
We used it in wild horse country.
“When used within 2-8 hours after exposure to poison ivy, oak or sumac, Tecnu can remove urushiol oil before the rash begins. Once a poison plant rash has started, washing with Tecnu helps remove any oil on the skin allowing the natural healing process to begin without the possible spreading of poison ivy oil (re-contamination).”
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9:03 pm
April 18, 2017
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Cheshyr said
Comedy vs. Tragedy Story Time (for my FLV)I now gotta retrace all my steps since then so I can either wash or destroy anything I’ve come into contact with cuz this ivy oil shit can still have an effect FIVE YEARS after…! For now, I look like fuckin’ Quasimodo if he were a maple tree that hit with buckshot leakin’ sap at a rate I could bottle! FUCKING GROSS! (and it itches)… an’ it’ll be like this for no less than a week up to THREE
The Round-Up with the yellow cap will kill it. Any other variety of Round-Up will make it laugh.
And for the love of fuck, DON’T burn it. Unless you want it inside your lungs.
Good news is, only the oil can irritate your skin. Scratching the blisters will result in a bunch of gross you juice streaking down your skin, but it doesn’t contain any oil that will further spread the rash.
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We had some poison oak down in North Carolina…. I burnt it in my fire pit. The smoke itself gave my brother hideous rashes. I, alas, had zero reaction.
My homie Ian got ivy on his testicle luggage. He said it was the worst thing that ever happened to him.
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August 10, 2017
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Start at 54 seconds. Havent figured out the time stamp thingy yet on my phone. Sorry all…
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And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.
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