Pigg said
I has two chicks ask me if I was Scottie’s brother.

I tried to get laid from it, but failed.  

They were hoping you weren’t @scottied ‘s brother since they knew Scottie D personally and didn’t want word getting back to him. You should have said “Scottie who?”

djscrubb said   
Hell yeah man, Camelbak’s are the shit!  Those were life savers when I was deployed to Afghanistan.       

yes.  

to be clear, im not talkin bout the civilian branded shit.  what i really mean is the ol ‘molle hydration system’.  which seems to be well superior to anything ive seen from the camping toy companies.  

i mean, im sure the civvie shit works fine, but that aint what i got, so fuggem.  

FuckHerRightInThePussy said   
You can poke her right in the who hah and it wont pop?     

oh yeah.  military likes em sturdy.  

djscrubb said
Nice!  And you have a few of them?  To be honest, I don’t even know what I did with mine when we came back…….I’m sure you can come encounter with some cool shit with Fort Leonard Wood begin around.  One of my buddies used to be at Whiteman AFB.  

got a couple.  not as impressive as my headgear collection, though.  heh.  

yeah, you can pretty much pluck it from the tree, if the senior ncos like you.  bein a lotta trainees around.  trainees are prone to leavin the shit they are issued in stupid places.  the prevailing attitude is that you didnt steal it, the trainee lost it.  poor kid.  

but my sympathies are tempered by free shit.  

[edit]  typo fix.  

Skratchie said     
What kind of extra headgear you got? I gots money and been slacking on a decent helmet       

mostly soft covers.  got one helmet, and its mines.  

until recently, i coulda gotten you as many kevlars as you could afford.  not at the moment, though.  

Skratchie said   
Thats cool.  Not a big fan of the Kevlar myself. Sure steel is heavier but it can take more than one shot     

mine is a vintage steel pot.  pacific marine helmet cover n all that.  

seriously, though, the world would have to fall into complete shit to get me to wear the thing around.  even zombie apocalypse probably wouldnt be enough.  eh, i guess it probably would, on second thought.  

MitchellKing said     
I did a mega sized episode of the Murder Mayhem Show podcast on recapping the GOTJ. It’s broken up into 2 parts, the first of which went up this morning. Part 2 will be up soon (next day or two).    
https://murdermayhemshow.com/2018/08/03/murder-mayhem-show-26-gotj-2018-recap-part-1/     

whoo hoo!   

MitchellKing said      
Thanks to people saying they listened and enjoyed! I appreciate it! I just uploaded part 2 a few hours ago. If you like positivity, enjoy me praising “Hell’s Cellar”. If you like negativity, enjoy me shitting on the entire ICP seminar! Something for everyone.
https://murdermayhemshow.com/2018/08/05/murder-mayhem-show-27-gotj-2018-recap-part-2/      

goodygoodygoodygoodygoody.  

in case yall couldnt tell, cuz, i dont know, you have severe brain damage or sumn, im a fan of the murder mayhem show podcast.  

actually, im a fan of the whole site.  yeah, theres a whole site with other stuff than the podcasts.  

i could go on and on about why, but dont take my word for it, check out the dj.  pick any one of his podcasts at random, and listen to it all the way through.