I would be interested as fuck for one of them massacre shirts except that I wasn’t actually there. I feel that I would have to be there to have one. Next year though!! Not gonna get conned again…….

Well then ill totally call dibs on that XXL. Hope may be interested in the XL but she usually gets a small so ill have to check first to see if she would actually wear it

scruffy said

Skratchie said     
Well then ill totally call dibs on that XXL. Hope may be interested in the XL but she usually gets a small so ill have to check first to see if she would actually wear it       

Confirmation Notice:    Qty 1 Siz XXL    

He’ll yeah! Thanks man. That XL is too big for hope so she would probably never wear it

Probably time I threw out some bullet points also

– I spent a good portion of time this GOTJ at the “Peep This Shit” stage. This was very fun, more so than expected. Aside from whatever was going on on the actual stage, there was always juggalos doin cool shit in the crowd. Fun shit to pass the time.

– I stopped by the juggalo yacht club party in the middle of trippin balls. Saw Scottie D doin his thing on stage and all of a sudden Ouija started whilin out behind him. I don’t know what was going on there, but it was interesting. They were handing out food and some blonde honey in a sailor outfit tried to get me to take a whole tray of some of the greez-e-ist meat I’ve ever seen. Like, the whole tray. There was grease and sauce sloppin everywhere out of it. I had to pass because I didn’t feel like carrying that bitch around nor was I at all hungry.

– Day 0 in the parking lot party I paid a ninja $1 for solving a rubix cube in under 60 seconds. He had me mix it up good and at one point I thought I stumped him, but he knocked it out in 40 seconds or so.

– Had a chick take a piss right next to me down front by the main stage during Esham. This was after she was asking me about my gopro and being genuinely pleasant. This is the 2nd time this has happened to me at the main stage at legend valley and has becoming a running joke between my lady and me. Each time these ninjettes have done their business so casually like it was no thing and in 2014 the girl actually thanked me when she was done, for whatever reason… Maybe I just attract these type of women?

-The Dirtball put on one of the best performances of the whole gathering IMO. And his 5:30 PM set on Day 1 was actually the only musical act I caught on the 2nd stage. I didn’t do any late night sets this year.

– They should not have put the wrestling stage by the main stage. Whoever thought that was a good idea idk. I guess it did free up some more camping behind the seminar and autograph tents, but was it really worth it to have to setup and breakdown the ring every day?

– The gator on a stick was subpar this year. However, the stromboli and giant corndogs were on point.

scruffy said

Carnivalkilla44 said     
– Had a chick take a piss right next to me down front by the main stage during Esham. This was after she was asking me about my gopro and being genuinely pleasant. This is the 2nd time this has happened to me at the main stage at legend valley and has becoming a running joke between my lady and me. Each time these ninjettes have done their business so casually like it was no thing and in 2014 the girl actually thanked me when she was done, for whatever reason… Maybe I just attract these type of women?     

funniest part is, only a few minutes later, she dipped outta the crowd.  like, it wasnt that she couldnt hold it, but rather as if she wanted to piss there and only there, and then, mission accomplished, went to find sumn else to do.  

  

Nah, it’s because he got his shoes at the toilet store.

I haven’t started working out.

… But I’m determined… 

Been trying to think of a SUPER villain name for myself…

It will come to me in a silent, dark ploomb of smoke from under my bed as I sleep…

Hehe

Arskius said
It’s taken three weeks for me to post. 1st week recovery (not sure if you can overdose on blunts, but I might have). 2nd-3rd week work and family stuff to take care of.

I suck with names and can never remember them, but it was awesome to meet the people I did get a chance to talk to. Went by the village a few times. 1st time, it was empty. 2nd time, everyone was there but I did not actually go over and talk. I was tripping balls so bad I decided it was a bad idea. Most people don’t want some stranger stumbling into their camp drooling and unable to speak except for some strange references about a rocket ship. 

So if anyone in the village was worried about a weirdo dressed in a white t-shirt, I think red bandanna, wearing a backpack standing in the middle of the road staring at you for anywhere from 5 seconds to 30 minutes (I had lost all concept of time by that point) and probably talking to himself , I apologize. 

 

That being said, this was the best time I had ever had. Will definitely be there next year.

PS  I had had foot surgery about 5 weeks prior so I still had quite a few pain pills and needed them due to all the walking. Anyway I meant to take aleve, accidentally took oxy. That mixed with weed and alcohol caused a pretty bad trip. I realized it when I was sitting there and started to feel a bit funny. Not sure how long it took, I was sure it was 3-4 weeks, but I made it back to my campsite and crashed for a few hours and was good to go for that night.   

You should of came up while you were tripping!…i had plenty of awesomeness for anyone tripping!

Plus strange reference mumbles are fun👽🦄