scruffy said

stretchSquiggles said
i”m glad you can be so light heart-ed about it… i would have someone cleaning piss up with there face if i woke up to anything remotely close to that

im guessing you dont get drunk with the homies?  

that story reminded me of about twenty incidents from days past, all of which were on about the same level.  i dont recall it ever coming down to a fight, though.  

not within the crew, that is.  outsiders and hangers-on, different story.  

  

i do party with the homies, we get drunk and stupid, but every one still holds on to some basic scrap of respect for each others personal property especially the place where SOMEONE’S CHILD EATS. that is so far over the line of disrespect, man there is no excuse for that.

and i don’t belive in the OLD “oh i was just so fucked up i didn’t know what i was doing” line. if you get to that point then you have some real problems homie and need to step back and look at what you’ve been doing

Calm down man, OMD’s good people,he doesn’t have a problem with it so in my opinion that story was funny as fuck dude. Alcohol makes you do some crazy shit. It’s not like you can’t just disinfect the chair or purell the hell out of it or whatever.

stretchSquiggles said
I’m not gettin pissed and i don’t want to in turn get anyone else pissed. but that story just struck a cord that i just really disagree with. i just personally can’t fathom that scenario ever being viewed as just a funny instant of drunken shenanigans. 

It’s pretty fuckin hilarious lol…

One time @old-mr-dangerous, I was wasted as fuck, literally. Me and some good friends were on one of our infamous road trips (Driving through the Country is always fun and disturbing in a weird way at the same time), and me and my friend Brian had the same hotel room. We both snored so the other 3 of our crew back then on that particular adventure always made us have the same room. Anyways, one night (Smashed as usual), after coming back from some bar in Alabama or wherever (I just remember it was somewhere down South, all good road trips end up with hazy recollections), we continued to drink a bottle of Smirnoff and eventually we just passed the fuck out. When I got up to go to the bathroom and take a piss, I was still wicked out of it dude. I didn’t mean it, but for whatever reason, I thought that Brian’s open suitcase on the floor was the toilet. Pissed right in it, fucked all his shit up, it just soaked right the fuck through. I mean you could wring the shit out if you wanted to. When I came around eventually, he was pissed off, rightfully so. I said at least I didn’t shit in it, but he failed to see the humor in this remark. Anyways, I had to buy him all new shit, which isn’t all that easy to do in the deep south middle of nowhere. They have more places to buy dirt and manure than clothes stores, seriously man. He looked like a retard for a couple of days wearin’ all plaid and shit, tight straight jeans and shit (He was pissed) until we eventually found a mall somewhere. All part of road trip fun, I still get ragged on from him for it. 

Anyways, sorry OMD, I didn’t mean to ramble on like that. I just thought that since we were sharing piss stories I would add one of mine. Unfortunately (Depending on how you look at it), I have several others. I’m sure every one of us on here that drinks a lot has a fucked up piss story, and I invite you all to share that haven’t done so already. This could be interesting.

I love you guys.. and I got more urine stories than u can shake a dick at

All right, I’ll keep this brief

.. places I’ve urinated or people I know have:

Me:

~ a Puggle

~ a Weimereiner

~ inside wastebaskets

~ the fruit drawer of a refrigerator (my fave)

~ a passed out lesbian

~ a pile of laundry

~ bottles and cans

Others:

~ my daughter’s high chair

~ themselves

~ their girlfriend’s treadmill

~ in their girlfriend’s mouths

I never get that fucked up, I only get fucked up to a certain point then laugh and watch the shit other people do when they get way too fucked up. Don’t have any piss stories though.

I found out my brother died this morning, how much money would you give me if I got really drunk and pissed in his open casket?

okay i seem to be out numbered on this one XD i guess it just comes down to it i just have a different idea  of whats funny than some of you, which i respect. i also know i can tend to be a little opinionated on certain things, which can cause a bit of friction even within my own crew. i hope there’s no hard feelings fam. MCL