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11:00 pm
September 18, 2012
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You know what, Slumerican502? You got a friend in me. U GOTTT A FWEN IN ME!
11:32 pm
September 8, 2013
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I remember posting on Ninjachat, so hyped that Twiztid were leaving and doing Majik records. Now they actually did leave and it’s just worse.
11:42 pm
July 11, 2012
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1:14 am
November 30, 2012
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Slumerican502 said
If you dont like toy story fuck your couch. I watched the third one in theaters and my daughter wasnt even with me.
This is the best post I’ve read all year. I know it’s only January but that’s not the point.
1:27 am
July 15, 2012
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Slumerican502 said
If you dont like toy story fuck your couch. I watched the third one in theaters and my daughter wasnt even with me.
That’s awesome
2:24 am
August 29, 2013
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Gotta say I’m 100% with Lucem on this. Twiztid has never done me wrong.
7:58 am
January 6, 2014
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My list from a scale of 1-10, 10 being platinum and 1 being shit puke brownish green.
Mostasteless – 10
Green Book – 10
Cryptic Collection Vol 1. – 9
Cryptic Collection Vol 2. – 8
Cryptic Collection Vol 3. – 8
Frightfest Albums – 8
Mirror Mirror – 7
Freek Show – 7
WICKED – 5
Mans Myth – 5
Cryptic Collection Holiday Edition – 5
Heartbroken & Homicidal – 4
Independence Day – 4
A New Nightmare – 4
Cryptic Collection Vol 4. – 3
Mutant – 2
Toxic Terror – 1
If I missed any, my B.
8:34 am
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August 12, 2012
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You wrote all that but could not finish the word BAD?
Albums you forgot:
- Abominationz
- Cryptic Collection: Halloween Edition
- Kronik Collection
- 4 Tha Fam EP
- End of Days
9:22 am
January 6, 2014
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PunkRockJuggalo said
You wrote all that but could not finish the word BAD?”
Hahaha, didn’t see that coming. I will add what I missed, good lookin out.
4 Tha Fam – 8
Abominationz – 6
End of Days – 1
The rest, I haven’t listened to. :(
10:18 am
April 4, 2012
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Don’t forget
-A Cut Throat Xmas
-Fuck You Mixtapes (Don’t really count as Twiztid didn’t produce these)
3:26 pm
January 21, 2014
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Old Mr Dangerous said
And Twiztid DID lose me.. when I was a tween they took me to the mall to see Santa and I wandered off during their argument over an Auntie Anne’s pretzel. But they found me.
THAT BIG RED RETARD SCARES ME!!
"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN, ONCE YOU SURRENDER THE ABILITY TO PROPERLY OPERATE YOUR MIND, YOU ARE THEN SURRENDERING THE ABILITY TO BE THE SHIT. AND THAT ONLY MEANS, YOU AINT SHIT ANYMORE."-SHAGGY2DOPE
3:37 pm
July 15, 2012
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Twiztid Unplugged
9:28 pm
March 30, 2013
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stretchSquiggles said
Old Mr Dangerous said
And Twiztid DID lose me.. when I was a tween they took me to the mall to see Santa and I wandered off during their argument over an Auntie Anne’s pretzel. But they found me.
THAT BIG RED RETARD SCARES ME!!
No one will find this of interest besides me perhaps, but a funny story.. literally about 20 seconds after I hit “submit” on this thread after mentioning that pretzel skit, my wife walked into the living room, said “pick a hand, any hand” (they were behind her back), and I picked the right. She had a box of do-it-yourself Auntie Anne’s Pretzel Mix. . . It was one of my birthday treats that she surprised me with. I never mentioned these to her, she didn’t know or have any idea that I was typing or thinking anything about the damn skit, but she randomly gives me a box of motherfuxking Auntie Anne’s Pretzel Mix 20 seconds after I type the words Auntie Fuckin Anne! . . I dunno these inane/insane coincidences happen to me like every day. And they’re so stupid sometimes that they are made that much odder.
We baked them mostly way too thick, and they had too much dough within, but I still highly recommend you hunt this mix down yourself. I made one as a big pretzelly circumcised penis, of course. Me and three homies walked to the strip club and spent way too much cash. My buddy got so loaded he apparently passed out on my porch in below zero weather. He could’ve died hahaha… then he (at some point) urinated into the four indented food compartments of my daughter’s high chair tray. He filled each compartment up well, splashing nary a drop onto the kitchen floor or elsewhere. Karma got him: he woke up screaming because he had spent all of his $120… this is why we can’t have nice things.
10:03 pm
February 20, 2013
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Nice trash friends you have pissing where your child eats
10:16 pm
May 29, 2013
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key said
Nice trash friends you have pissing where your child eats
Its pretty funny though…
Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!
10:27 pm
March 30, 2013
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key said
Nice trash friends you have pissing where your child eats
Lol they’re harmless… I hold little ire against goodhearted retards. I’ll take their hilarious tragicomedy over the lameness of someone who pains themselves to be cool any day… however, this is also one of the reasons that I don’t take my trash with me out in public much hahaha
5:06 am
January 21, 2014
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i”m glad you can be so light heart-ed about it… i would have someone cleaning piss up with there face if i woke up to anything remotely close to that
"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN, ONCE YOU SURRENDER THE ABILITY TO PROPERLY OPERATE YOUR MIND, YOU ARE THEN SURRENDERING THE ABILITY TO BE THE SHIT. AND THAT ONLY MEANS, YOU AINT SHIT ANYMORE."-SHAGGY2DOPE
5:15 am
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May 22, 2012
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stretchSquiggles said
i”m glad you can be so light heart-ed about it… i would have someone cleaning piss up with there face if i woke up to anything remotely close to that
im guessing you dont get drunk with the homies?
that story reminded me of about twenty incidents from days past, all of which were on about the same level. i dont recall it ever coming down to a fight, though.
not within the crew, that is. outsiders and hangers-on, different story.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
9:07 am
March 30, 2013
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scruffy said
stretchSquiggles said
i”m glad you can be so light heart-ed about it… i would have someone cleaning piss up with there face if i woke up to anything remotely close to thatim guessing you dont get drunk with the homies?
that story reminded me of about twenty incidents from days past, all of which were on about the same level. i dont recall it ever coming down to a fight, though.
not within the crew, that is. outsiders and hangers-on, different story.
^ this puts it about right. Certain things I forgive, others I kick people out of my life (or in the face, orwith a tire iron*). . If someone betrays us, or never repays a debt, I’ve kicked over a half dozen old homies, male and female, out forever. This homie, like I said, is harmless. Just drunken shenanigans. . Outsiders & hangers on, well all four of us would’ve given them the stomp**
* – true stories
** – also several true stories
12:38 pm
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August 6, 2013
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I am a very forgiving and hard to anger person. The problem with this is when I DO get mad, I usually snap.
But, to me, you have to do something REALLY fucked up for me to hold a grudge.
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