yeah just boot em from the gathering

Only thing im denying is having anything to do with it. If i had sumthing to do with it id own up but like ive said & said in the video, i was just sittin there till u called me a bitch & made me stand up outta my seat. I allowed you to yell at him. I thought he was stupid as fuck for running back to the site & commin up next to me. I said earlier i stopped heckling you years ago cuz i really didnt care. 

I fappin wish i got free stolen merch!!! But instead he used to hook me up with tickets to shows & id turn around & give them to my homies who couldnt afford $40 for a ticket. So yeah it does suck that corp fell into sum issues. Hes a great dude. 

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No Ovation guitar costs that much. If anyone even pays a tenth of that for an Ovation they deserve to have their hands chopped off because they don’t know shit about guitars in the most epic way possible. They are seriously the worst and if you had one at your campsite you are epic fail. The only exception would be if it was a girls guitar but even then I would bet she has only been playing for like a year. It is impossible to find a more douche guitar on this or any other planet. If anyone seriously paid five figures for an Ovation (or any other acoustic besides a vintage Martin) they deserve to be executed because it’s that over the top stupid.

Now you’re not seriously going to believe it’s an expensive guitar after all the shit Nate talked already right? It was a Mark II Chinese-made kids guitar that is missing two strings and tuner pegs and is held together with duct tape. It’s basically junk. I kept it as evidence of the attempted assault by Nate, which I think is within my rights.

I gotta say even though I am not personally a fan of yours, I am a fan of how you handled the hate you got on this thread.  Well done Upchuck.  I still do not care for you, but you have every right to follow your dream in the same way as everyone else.  Its not a dream that I feel you are very good at, but like you said I do not know the full scope of what you do.  Comedy at the gathering is an afterthought to me anyway, so I am not your target audience, and therefore should not be who you are trying to please.  

In summation

I do not think you are funny.

Everyone should try do what makes them happy.

A man answers the shit talkers but doesn’t cry like a bitch.

You handle haters like a man, for that you have my respect.

Do what you do, and i’ma do my best to avoid it so you can do it uninterrupted.

If I see you I will not give you props, but I also will not attempt to pelt you with shit.

The End

 you go up-chuck ! shake dem haters !  corp’s issues = drug addiction !

Upchuck is a gathering staple as far as i’m concerned, even if he’s not my favorite stand up comedian. It takes a lot of guts to get up in front of any audience, especially at the gathering. Even more so when you know people are gonna pelt you with shit. I personally like the dude as a human being and think he’s a good guy. He also had the balls to come out here and answer some shit, props to Upchuck the fuckin Clown.

I never saw why people threw shit at him in the first place. I admit it is kinda funny, but he does have a point when he says that no artist at the gathering deserves to have shit thrown at them, himself included. I’ve gotten hit with shit more than a few times at the gathering, it fuckin hurts man. I respect the dude for what he does, and not kicking this dude the nate out of the gathering when I definitely would’ve, proves he’s a pretty cool dude. Do your thing Upchuck, fuck this assclown.

Dude like tried to hit you with a guitar, cause he was to scared to attack with out a weapon, and he had it snatched out his hands. Like a little kid that throws a tantrum and gets his toy taken away.

I’ll start wearing my own “Lucem Ferre touched my pee pee” shirt. It’s true, Lucem Ferre touched my pee pee when I was a child.

Ha ha I made a masterbating joke.