Lucem (Just An Asshole) Ferre said
Wait, Im supposta be getting paid?

At least a few free cans of the stuff, I’d assume…

I never have had a Monster drink.. Boondox should be their new spokesperson hahaha get it??

Well I love sour tastes… sour candy like Warheads, Sour Patch Kids etc.. citrus fruit like lemons… even salt n vinegar chips cus they’re tangy.. dill pickles… shit I’ve sucked poison sumac off the bush because the neighbor told me it was sour.. anyway that gave me a liking for Red Bull. Nice, tart taste. Only slightly mediciny aftertaste… if Mobster is tart I’ll try those bitches… sour patch bitches…

Dope dope dope.. you win this round @ocj_brendan , both for your, shall we say “commentry” and for your pics of your stunning mate… the battle will commence once my eyes start to heal.. seriously I can barely see this screen lol.. feels like someone stuck two stickers over my eyeballs.. peace to you all

OCJ’s bitch is hot as hell, I would never condescend to calling her a transvestite. The things I would do to her are, well, the same things you all would do to her. I would need his permission though, and as I doubt that he would give it (greedy bastard), I honestly would respect that. And all those Halloween party bitches were hot, I’d take the far left girl and the indian chick, have her saying hey-ya-hey-ya-hey-ya-hey. All that good shit.

Smack is definitely with a tranny, has a dog collar on that bitch to try and hide the adam’s apple, but you can tell. Just because she dresses like a girl and he likes to think it is doesn’t make it so. Between that and his right ear earrings, it was over for him, although he still doesn’t realize it.

He will attack this post by talking about cock and calling me gay. Or saying I grew up with no parents when they both passed away while I was in my 30’s. Or saying I piss my pants, oh so creative, how will I survive the poo poo pee pee insults being hurled my way. Such a master. Anyways, I could try to explain all of this to him, but I would rather embark on a task that can be achieved easier than that. like teaching calculus to someone who suffers from severe down syndrome.

Hahahahahaha, gee, who could’ve predicted your last post? Oh wait, I predicted it perfectly. Anyone could’ve, you’re a very simple human being. 

I lost WAY more than 25 pounds dipshit, more like over 100. Once again, your facts are not even close. And before you start talking on how other people look, take a look in the mirror. You’re certainly no prize yourself. Throw in the fact that you crack your teeth on soft tender foods like chicken, and there you go. No wonder you never smile. 

the_almighty_smack said
hey Pat you know if you wore a sailor hat you would look just like the stay puft marshmellow man???

All you have is fat jokes. Not even good fat jokes at that. The sad thing is, you were probably up all night thinking up that lame ass line. I’m not fat anymore, and wish I was, I loved that shit. Even if I was fat, your “insults” wouldn’t bother me. All you have is bald, fat, parents don’t love you shit. Come correct with something new, tkx2 has more originality than you.

the_almighty_smack said
you wrote a whole post yourself about how much you hate your mommy you sounded worst than eminem .

 

your a fat bald attention whore pat

I don’t hate my mom, just had to explain to retards like yourself that your mother insults weren’t going to have any effect on me. It was a wasted effort, seeing as how you have an inability to realize the truth. You couldn’t, you’d be forced to think of something new to say to try and be insulting.

You say I’m not mature, but you’re the one with the insults of a 3rd grader. Probably because that’s as far as you got in school, about average for a Canadian. 3rd grade, sounds about right. Your parents don’t love you you’re fat you’re bald insults sound like they come from a 10 year old. Says a lot about your own maturity level.

 

 

I’m not sure, I don’t play with children’s toys. Have no desire too, being an adult and all. And no hanging skin or even stretch marks, I didn’t lose it all at once, was gradual. I know that you would love to see me with my shirt off, but I’m not going to prove it to you. You’re not going to get free porno off of me. The fact that your thinking about my naked body does nothing to comfort me, and again, speaks volumes about your gayness. Go get another earring in your right ear you fag.

No, I called 911. You would have died on the floor trying to figure out the number, or waiting for the mounties to come save the day and give you a ride to the hospital on their horse. And a forklift joke, is that really the extent of your sense of humor? Really? No, EMT’s don’t carry around cameras filming shows like cops. They had no trouble bringing me to the hospital. I only weighed about 295, not as big as you’re picturing. Shut in’s weigh well over 700 pounds. I’m not surprised that you don’t know this. What you don’t know could fill a warehouse the size of canada.

the_almighty_smack said
on average pat how many times a week do you cry yourself to sleep?

None. How about you answer one of my questions smackey-poo? Where did your name come from? Why the decision to use underscores? Was it to be intimidating? Are you really seriously trying to impress and scare people away with a name like that? Can you possibly be that gay? Do you really try to pass yourself off as a straight man with all those earrings in your right ear?

I’m sure that none of these questions will be answered, but I do predict a potty pants joke. Not a good potty pants joke, but a lame attempt at humor nonetheless. Are all Canadians unfunny? Probably, I mean, they made Rick Moranis famous. He’s about as good as it gets I guess.

That from your personal collection of man porn smackey? You call me gay, but who’s the one with a ready collection of naked men pictures to unfortunately share with us all? I don’t want to wait for you to figure it out, it’s you. And that guy is shut in size, way over 295 genius. It’s nice to see that you’re not getting any smarter, I would hate to have a challenge every now and then. You set yourself up worse than I ever could.