10:13 pm
February 11, 2023
Who are you?
Esham: A way out, if you sew choose!
You been running so long, come back
Eminem- phenomenal
I am phenomenal
With every ounce of my blood
With every breath in my lungs
Won't stop until I'm phe-no-menal
I am phenomenal
However long that it takes
I'll go to whatever lengths
It's gonna make me a monster though
I am phenomenal
But I would never say, 'Oh, it's impossible'
Cause I'm born to be phenomenal
Unstoppable, unpoppable thought bubbles
Stomp you in the verse, obstacles I'm drawn to 'em
When the going got rough
Some of what I done fought through was the worst, little sissy
Who the fuck taught you how to persevere?
There ain't no situation that you ever had to respond to that's adverse
The messiest thing you've ever gone through was your purse
Yeah, I don't try like hell, then I might as well
Hang it up like a shelf, gotta keep growin' with it, evolve
Cause you can keep throwin' shit at the wall
But you're gonna find that nothing's gonna stick until you apply yourself
Time to slip in that zone till' I find myself
Inside the realm of the unknown and boldly go
Into waters where nobody else has gone before
Or willing to go, uncharted, feeling is so
Bomb, I'm feelin' myself, I'm a giant
Sometimes I gotta remind myself that I am...
I am phenomenal
With every ounce of my blood
With every breath in my lungs
Won't stop until I'm phe-no-menal
I am phenomenal
However long that it takes
I'll go to whatever lengths
It's gonna make me a monster though
I am phenomenal
But I would never say, 'Oh, it's impossible'
Cause I'm born to be phenomenal
Let me self-empower you
When you're down and they're tryin' to clown the fuck out of you
And you feel like you're runnin' out of fuel
I'll show you how to use doubt as fuel
Convert it to gunpowder too
Now what you do is put the match to the charcoal fluid
Put the spark to it like Martha Stewart barbecuing
Ah screw it, feel like you want to hit that wall then do it
Punch through it, just cock back, put your all into it
Now you gon' take that rage and make that what you wage
Never take back what you say
If you stay strapped in your brain, engaged in a steel cage match
Ready to scrap asap
Take your fists and just ball it
Show who's big and who's smallest you're Christopher Wallace
Now picture 'em all as plastic and foam
Lays flat, where you put your dinner plates at
And set it on 'em like a placemat
(I am phenomenal)
And I want you to say that
I am phenomenal
With every ounce of my blood
With every breath in my lungs
Won't stop until I'm phe-no-menal
I am phenomenal
However long that it takes
I'll go to whatever lengths
It's gonna make me a monster though
I am phenomenal
But I would never say, 'Oh, it's impossible'
Cause I'm born to be phenomenal
Step into the unknown and find yourself
You're floating freely, no emotion
Got a fuckin' mouth with no shut-off valve
Can't even cut off power to it, but it's what allowed
Me to come up out from under the fuckin' ground
Cause I worked my butt off now
It's a subject that I don't know how to shut up about
Cause I stuck it out
Like a motherfucking tongue thats how, I responded when I got shoved around
You're gonna have non-believers
But when you're beyond belief, you probably shouldn't wonder how
Get it how you live
But are you prepared to give more than you get?
And put in twice what you get back from this shit
Though what you sacrifice barely is half, never give
Rap is my shiv
But it's like my shield at the same time I wield and my knife is will
Sometimes I feel just like B. Real from Cypress Hill
How I can just kill a cypher, survivor's guilt
Ready to face any challenge, waitin'
Can taste it, it's salivation, I'm wagin' retaliation
Look what I have built, reputation is validation
The only thing I'm capable of makin' is amazing
Only thing you're capable of makin' is a false statement
Or accusation... I am legendary status, in fact
That is the only way you'll ever be able to say
Your legend is makin' an allegation
I write with the left, same hand I hold the mic with
As I fight to the death, 'til my last breath
Managed to prove who the best man is
Prevail at all costs, be the only ones left standing
In the end, but I ain't gonna be the only one with the advantage
Of knowing what it's like to be southpaw
Cause you can bet your ass you'll be left handed
I am phenomenal
With every ounce of my blood
With every breath in my lungs
Won't stop until I'm phe-no-menal
I am phenomenal
However long that it takes
I'll go to whatever lengths
It's gonna make me a monster though
I am phenomenal
But I would never say, 'Oh, it's impossible'
Cause I'm born to be phenomenal
10:26 pm
February 11, 2023
Maybe you should listen when I flip the linguistics
Cuz when I rip this mystical slick shxt...
Bad meets 3vil- fastlane
Uh, first verse, uh, I'm armed 'til I'm on an island
My life's ridin' on the Autobahn on autopilot
Before I touch dirt, I'll kill y'all with kindness
I kill ya, my natural persona's much worse
You've been warned if you've been born or if you conformed
Slap up a cop and then snatch him out of his uniform
Leave him with his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on
And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn
Y'all niggas' intellect mad slow, y'all fags know
Claimin' you bangin', you flamin'
Bet you could light your own cigarette with ya asshole
Me and Shady deaded the past
So that basically resurrected my cashflow
I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke
Though I ain't wrapped tight
My blood type's the '80s, my '90s was like the Navy
You was like the Bradys, you still fly kites daily
Catch me in my Mercedes, bumpin' "Ice Ice Baby"
Screamin', "Shady 'til I die", like a half a pair of dice, life's crazy
So I live it to the fullest 'til I'm Swayze
And you only live it once, so I'm thinkin' 'bout this nice, nice lady
Wait, no, stop me now 'fore I get on a roll (Danish)
Let me tell you what this pretty little dame's name is
'Cause she's kinda famous
And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this
Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus
You morons think that I'm a genius
Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum cleanin'
Came to drive them trailer parks crazy
I am back, and I am razor-sharp, baby
And that's back with a capital "B" with an exclamation mark
Maybe you should listen when I flip the linguistics
'Cause when I rip this mystical slick shit
You don't wanna become another victim, a statistic of this shit
'Cause after I spit the bullets
I'ma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball
I'ma kick the ballistics, so get this dick, I'ma live this
I'm livin' life in the fast lane
Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down
Only got a gallon in the gas tank
But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now
I don't really know where I'm headed, just enjoyin' the ride
Just gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die
I'm livin' life in the fast lane
(Pedal to the metal)
Livin' life in the fast lane
(Pedal to the metal)
Yeah, my whole goal as a poet's to be relaxed in orbit
At war with a bottle, as Captain Morgan attacks my organs
My slow flow is euphoric, it's like I rap endorphins
I made a pact with the Devil that says "I'll let you take me"
"You let me take this shovel, dig up the corpse of Jack Kevorkian"
Go back and forth in more beef that you can pack a fork in
I'm livin' the life of the infinite enemy down
My tenement chimney now, the semi's the remedy, pow
Spin him around, enterin' in the vicinity
Now, was called M&M
But he threw away the candy and ate the rapper
Chewed him up and spitted him out, girl giddy-up, now get-get down
He's lookin' around this club
And it looks like people are havin' a shit fit now
Here, little t-t-trailer trash, take a look who's back in t-t-town
Did I s-s-stutter, motherfucker? Fuck them all, he shuts
The whole motherfuckin' Walmart d-d-down
Every time he comes a-r-r-round
And he came to the club tonight with 5'9 to hold this bitch down
Like a mothafuckin' chick underwater, he tryin' d-d-drown
Shorty, when you dance, you got me captivated, just by the way
That you keep lickin' them dick-suckin' lips, I'm agitated, aggravated
To the point you don't suck my dick
Then you're gonna get decapitated
Other words, you don't fuckin' give me head, then I'm have to take it
And then after takin' that, I'ma catch a case, it's gon' be fascinatin'
It's gon' say "The whole rap game passed away"
On top of the affidavit
Graduated from master debater, slash massive masturbator
To Michael Jackson's activator, meanin' I'm on fire off the top
Might wanna back up data, runnin' over hip hop
In a verbal tractor trailer
Homie, they're sick, you could normally ask a hater
Don't it make sense, these shell casings is just like a bag of paper
Drop in the lap of a tax evader, homie they spent
Now make that ass drop like a sack of potatoes, what girl?
I'm the crack-a-lator
Percolator to this party, be my penis ejaculator later
Tell you boyfriend that you just struck pay dirt
You rollin' with a player, you won't be exaggeratin' when you sayin'
I'm livin' life in the fast lane
Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down
Only got a gallon in the gas tank
But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now
I don't really know where I'm headed, just enjoyin' the ride
Just gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die
I'm livin' life in the fast lane
(Pedal to the metal)
Livin' life in the fast lane
(Pedal to the metal)
Pedal to the metal
Pedal to the metal
10:45 pm
February 11, 2023
It-it's evident I'm not done
V-Venomous, the thoughts spun
Like a web and you just caught in 'em
Eminem-venom
I got a song filled with shit for the strong-willed
When the world gives you a raw deal
Sets you off 'til you scream, "Piss off! Screw you!"
When it talks to you like you don't belong
Or tells you you're in the wrong field
When something's in your mitochondrial
'Cause it latched on to you, like-
Knock knock, let the devil in
Manevolent as I've ever been, head is spinnin'
This medicine's screamin', "L-L-L-Let us in!"
L-L-L-Like a salad bowl, Edgar Allan Poe
Bedridden, shoulda been dead a long time ago
Liquid Tylenol, gelatins, think my skeleton's meltin'
Wicked, I get all high when I think I've smelled the scent
Of elephant manure, hell, I meant Kahlúa
Screw it, to hell with it, I went through hell with accelerants
And blew up my-my-myself again
Volkswagen, tailspin, bucket matches my pale skin
Mayo and went from Hellmann's and being rail thin
Filet-o-Fish, Scribble Jam, Rap Olympics '97 Freaknik
How can I be down? Me and Bizarre in Florida
Proof's room slept on the floor of 'da motel then
Dr. Dre said, "Hell yeah!"
And I got his stamp like a postcard, word to Mel-Man
And I know they're gonna hate
But I don't care, I barely can wait
To hit 'em with the snare and the bass
Square in the face, this fuckin' world better prepare to get laced
Because they're gonna taste my-
Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum
And I'm not knowin' when I'm
Ever gonna slow up and I'm
Ready to snap any moment I'm
Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em
They ain't gonna know what hit 'em
(W-W-When they get bit with the-)
Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum
And I'm not knowin' when I'm
Ever gonna slow up and I'm
Ready to snap any moment I'm
Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em
They ain't gonna know what hit 'em
(W-W-When they get bit with the-)
I said knock knock, let the devil in
Shotgun p-p-pellets in the felt pen
Cocked, fuck around and catch a hot one
It-it's evident I'm not done
V-Venomous, the thoughts spun
Like a web and you just caught in 'em
Held against your will like a hubcap or mud flap
Beat strangler attack
So this ain't gonna feel like a love tap
Eat painkiller pills, fuck up the track
Like, what's her name's at the wheel? Danica Patrick
Threw the car into reverse at the Indy, a nut crashin'
Into ya, the back of it just mangled steel
My Mustang and the Jeep Wrangler grill
With the front smashed, much as my rear fender, assassin
Slim be a combination of an actual kamikaze and Gandhi (Gandhi)
Translation, I will probably kill us both
When I end up backin' into ya
You ain't gonna be able to tell what the fuck's happenin' to ya
When you're bit with the-
Venom, adrenaline momentum
And I'm not knowin' when I'm
Ever gonna slow up and I'm
Ready to snap any moment I'm
Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em
They ain't gonna know what hit 'em
(W-W-When they get bit with the-)
Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum
And I'm not knowin' when I'm
Ever gonna slow up and I'm
Ready to snap any moment I'm
Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em
They ain't gonna know what hit 'em
(W-W-When they get bit with the-)
I said knock knock, let the devil in
Alien, E-E-Elliott phone home
Ain't no telling when this chokehold
On this game will end, I'm loco
Became a Symbiote, so
My fangs are in your throat, hoe
You're snake-bitten with my, venom
With the ballpoint pen I'm
Gun cocked, bump stock, double-aught, buckshot
Tire thumper, a garrote, tie a couple knots
Fired up and caught fire, juggernaut
Punk rock, bitch, it's goin' down like Yung Joc
'Cause the Doc put me on like sunblock
Why the fuck not, you only get one shot
Ate shit 'til I can't taste it
Chased it with straight liquor
Then paint thinner, then drank 'til I faint
And awake with a headache
And I take anything in rectangular shape
Then I wait to face the demons I'm bonded to
'Cause they're chasin' me but I'm part of you
So escapin' me is impossible
I latch onto you like a parasite
And I probably ruined your parents' life
And your childhood too
'Cause if I'm the music that y'all grew up on
I'm responsible for you retarded fools
I'm the super villain Dad and Mom was losin' their marbles to
You marvel that? Eddie Brock is you
And I'm the suit, so call me-
Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum
And I'm not knowin' when I'm
Ever gonna slow up and I'm
Ready to snap any moment I'm
Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em
They ain't gonna know what hit 'em
(W-W-When they get bit with the-)
Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum
And I'm not knowin' when I'm
Ever gonna slow up and I'm
Ready to snap any moment I'm
Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em
They ain't gonna know what hit 'em
(W-W-When they get bit with the-)
11:14 pm
February 11, 2023
Follow the echoes of the black eyed kids.
My world is like a Rubik's Cube, it's too complex girl
Bad meets evil-echo
[Chorus: Liz Rodrigues]
All around
The world there's an echo
As he takes
A bow, and they all know
All the girls, the boys
They chase the noise
Through the highs and through the lows
They will follow the echo
Echo, echo, echo
They will follow the echo
Echo, echo
[Pre-Verse 1: Eminem]
It seems like no matter what I do, I just can't get away from them
Get away from what?
The voices
I can hear 'em callin', callin', callin', callin', callin' me
[Verse 1: Eminem]
I eat rappers, with the rhyme, consume 'em
The only fucking thing that you consume is time, I'm super human
My world is like a Rubik's Cube, it's too complex girl
You assuming, Cupid's looming, my mentality's caveman stupid woman
My life is Truman Show, all I have is music, ho
I stopped chasing every chick under the sun many moons ago, so pretend my dick is a balloon and blow
But you better put a fork in it if you think I’ma lay here just spooning, yo
Oh, you think you the shit 'cause I just said you was beautiful?
Diabolical to my last molecule, down to my last hair follicle and cuticle
Rotten to the core to the bone cold all the way down to my soul from my head to my toe
Ever since I was 13 I learned how to sew and sewed shut my own bootyhole
'Cause I ain't took no shit since I looked down to my nuts and saw my first pubic grow
I told these stupid hoes when I come back I’ma set this bitch on fire!
And this time I don't mean I'ma pour gasoline on some chick and light her
'Cause this time when I fuck this world I’ma put the whole goddamn dick inside her
I ain't even put my tip in that hole yet, I'ma go get Nickel and try to rip it wider
[Chorus: Liz Rodrigues]
All around
The world there's an echo
As he takes
A bow, and they all know
All the girls, the boys
They chase the noise
Through the highs and through the lows
They will follow the echo
Echo, echo, echo
They will follow
The echo, echo, echo
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[Pre-Verse 2: Royce da 5’9” & Eminem]
Shh!
Did you hear that? Somebody just said something
Is anybody there?
I can hear 'em callin', callin', callin', callin', callin' me
[Verse 2: Royce da 5’9”]
Classical poems, battle my own demons, I need a glass of Patron
Bad as I need a horn stabbing my clavicle bone, I'm matador prone
First time I seen a desert eagle I was letting the .44 buss, the .44 pop
The first time you seen one, you was eating coco puffs, looking at Robocop
I am not a man, I'm a logo, I'm a such thang
In order to clean my veins you need Saleen, I'm never referring to the solution, I’m talking about more like the Mustang
Vroom! Get respect from the get-go, hello! Step to the echo, echo, echo
Pen got a mind of its own, got to write my rhymes with a timer
Otherwise I’ll probably vibe out to a nine minute song
As the echo follows the Maserati, as the petrol swallows
I'm a thousand bodies away from a skeleton, check your Bible inside it
It'll say this guy's an elephant, I’m fly like I’m killing the scene like
I’m a villain with wings, I’ll sleep when I’m 6 feet deep
Right now I’m living a dream, though we may be reckless
The ladies check us, they whisper Shady Records, baby echo!
[Chorus: Liz Rodrigues]
All, around, the world, there's an echo
As, he takes, a bow, and they all know
All the girls, the boys, they chase the noise
Through the highs and through the lows
They will follow the echo, echo,
9:03 pm
February 11, 2023
I'm back
Now, let's educate some people!
This city's at a tipping point, it could go either way.
The 3nd is nigh
Taking acid before this trip down the rabbit hole is ill advised
[
Intro: J.J.J.]
Are we live? Good
Did you plug the book? No?
You're fired! Get out!
Now, let’s educate some people
[Verse 1: J.J.J.]
Welcome back, thanks for joining me today
Here on Just the Facts with your friend J. Jonah J
This city's at a tipping point, it could go either way
But I'm not one to disappoint, I’ve got a lot to say
About a hero, a man who loves this city like a son
Shooting through the air and looking out for everyone
Bringing hope and light and justice to a city that had none
And his name's J. Jonah Jameson, you're welcome, let's move on
To a menace! A monster! A blight upon our streets!
Of course, I am referring to that spider donning freak
Don't let him fool you, no, it's not quiet, it's not peaceful
It's a disaster on the brink, so wake up and listen, people!
There’s an evil hiding out there, anyone could be that web slinger
Trust me, I once hired a guy the height, he was a dead ringer
Yes, Spider-Man again! He needs arrest with no parole
This guy’s shenanigans require a little pest control
[Chorus 1]
That's all, so tune in again
We got the news and the views on which you can depend
And if you see him, you can login and send in all your pictures
Pictures of Spider-Man
Our city has a way of life to defend
So we’re here to tell your neighbourhood he isn't your friend
If you see a hero, you should really amend your picture
Picture of Spider-Man
[Verse 2, J.J.J.]
I hate to say it, but we can't ignore the failures
Our city's top committees won’t investigate his alias
Sure, Fisk is out the picture, but a hundred mile radius
Of thugs and goons and hooligans will make the public pay for it
Who are we to say that our city should be trusted
To the flavour of the day dispensing Daredevil justice?
The next crazy caped crusader out to punish folks for fun?
It's unthinkable! When we've already got a force we've funded
The fact is, folks, your taxes don't do jack for stopping crimes
Now they're spent to fix the messes that these loonies leave behind
Full confession, yes, the Scorpion, well, he is one of mine
But was all in good intention that he went and undermined
We need an Iron Fist, some discipline to set things right
A weak slap on the wrist won't keep you safe on misty nights
I'm sure every cop for miles, morale is out of sight
As our force is forced to watch while spandex psychos fight the fight
So we ship ‘em off to prison when they level blocks in battle
On some package cruise for villains, plunging public funds for travel
Sure, they may look caged, but the truth is, we're just saddled
So I ask you listeners, now we've bought the raft, where's the paddle?
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[Chorus 2]
That's all, so tune in again
We got the news and the views on which you can depend
If you see him, you can login and send in all your pictures
Pictures of Spider-Man
This super nuisance screws up more than he mends
So maybe you should view him through an alternate lens
We're horrified at all of the positive comments on your pictures
Pictures of Spider-Man
[Verse 3: Mugging Victim]
Speak for yourself, I've seen Spidey protect this city
Last Monday, I got jumped and mugged, trust me, they could've killed me
When suddenly this muscular stud in the tightest suit
Saved me first, gave me my purse and strung the thugs up by their boots
[J.J.J. & Mugging Victim]
We'll now that's a lovely story. but did you not deduce?
That maybe Spider-Man and all those thugs are in cahoots?
Wait, did you just say "cahoots"?
Yes I did, and it's the truth!
With that spider on our ceilings. violent crime is through the roof!
NEXT!
[Robbery Eyewitness]
Uh, hello? Hi, is this the right number?
Of that blathering idiot
Spitting, belittling heroes and making me wonder
Did you not see the bank heist? Spider-Man knocked out his lights!
I can't believe you have the nerve to mock those who do what's right
[J.J.J.]
Yes, the bank was already in trouble
Then the spider shows up for the scuffle
Might he have taken the fight outside ‘stead of crushing the lobby to rubble?
Stopping a robbery?
Or was he just showing off at the cost of the jobs and the property?
Dropped all that concrete on top of the robber
And still didn't bother to finish him properly!
NEXT!
[Internet Hater]
Yeah, hi, I'm just trying to find out
Why you're so riled up half of the time now
Couldn't you present a better argument
If you were calm instead of getting farther into
A belligerent position in which
Refusing to listen to listeners' differing
Views is the thing that you're choosing to do?
Even when they've just proven the truth, you just interrupt-
[J.J.J.]
Another caller tries tell me how to do my job
When I holler it's not out of anger, no, it's out of love!
For this city! For its people!
But if you just think I'm ticked off
Turn over to that hero-loving hellcat hosting Trish Talk
[Chorus 3]
That's all, so tune in again
We got the news and the views on which you can depend
If you see him, you can login and send in all your pictures
Pictures of Spider-Man
If you're delusional, then you can pretend
That our city isn't victim of a dangerous trend
But if you've been afflicted, then of course, you can send your pictures
Pictures of Spider-Man
[Verse 4: J.J.J.]
Non lethal? That's just fine!
He just hung them up in a bundle of twine
‘Til our city's window cleaners find
Them ten floors up in ten months time
But what's a few corpses glued onto roofs
When his YouTube movies get millions of views?
That the hoodlum puts on a mask just proves
That he's not paying tax on the ad revenue
The fact is this the impact of this damned arachnid
Can be tracked back to the day that he landed
Donned a mask and the bad guys adapted
Menageries of mad-men he manufactured
This hack is the last thing we need
Now sentient sand and Nazi bees!?
Lizards, wizards, can't we see?
That spider's like a damned disease!
Call me traditional, I do things by the book
But if you like the truth, my friend, well, you can buy the book!
Violence shook and sides were took, yet some would let them off the hook
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that sheep will follow crooks
You're left with vigilantes when you let crime get away
So when will Spider-Man see that the freaks have had their day?
If it were up to me, folks, if I truly had my way
I'd simply snap my fingers and they'd all just go away
[Outro]
You, you still here? Good
You're rehired
Get me a coffee and then fire yourself again
Amateurs
9:05 pm
February 11, 2023
9:22 pm
February 11, 2023
Hell is overflowing and Satan is sending his dead to us.
Have I said enough? Ain't I said it all?
Your boy been planting bombs!!!
Bukshot-when hell freezes
[
Intro: Televangelist (Ken Foree)]
Hell is overflowing and Satan is sending his dead to us. Why? Because
[Verse 1: Bukshot]
Have I said enough? Ain't I said it all?
Your boy been planting bombs, watch me set 'em off
I've been steady ticking for a rip, itching to give a whipping
I'm trying to be the man, ain't talking Scottie Pippen
Ain't talking second place, I'm trying to be like Mike
Trying to be a master killer when I'm on the mic
Cold as ice, hope for devils every time I roll the dice
Born to fight, I'm your next door neighbor when I'm on tonight
Made a blueprint for your downfall, we show up, my goons will sound off
Show up and surround thе town hall, hog-tied up is how they found y'all
Hit the еscape route, through the sewers disappear
Listen here, jump on in with me, it's time to interfere
[Chorus: Bukshot]
They want me gone but they won't even say my name (my name)
They want me out the game
Yeah! When Hell freezes!
But I'm the don, this mob shit is all the same
This shit will never change!
Yeah! Maybe when Hell freezes!
I got a place to put ya, why I'm called The Butcher
If you can beat me would ya?
Yeah right! When Hell froze!
Thousand rounds like Pouya, not afraid to shoot ya
Take away my future
Yeah right! When Hell froze!
[Verse 2: Bukshot & Alan "Dutch" Schaefer (Arnold Schwarzenegger)]
Y'all keep talking 'bout the opps, quit playing coy, bitch
Don't be talking 'bout a bull when you're built like a toy, bitch
I done pull the measure tape, size 'em up, I'll demonstrate
All you people bitches, we the MOB, these belts are heavyweight
I see you hide up in the shadows of another man
Look at me, self-made, straight up out the tunnels, fam
Rappers don't respect you 'cause you are not straight up
I sit back and look at you and I see what you made of
We know that you get it in but you can bleed though (If it bleeds)
Your moves are foul, but you never hit your free throws (hit your free throws)
What is you thinking? Your enemy got mob ties
Cross lines, make a phone call, you all die!
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[Chorus: Bukshot]
They want me gone but they won't even say my name (my name)
They want me out the game
Yeah! When Hell freezes!
But I'm the don, this mob shit is all the same
This shit will never change!
Yeah! Maybe when Hell freezes!
I got a place to put ya, why I'm called The Butcher
If you can beat me would ya?
Yeah right! When Hell froze!
Thousand rounds like Pouya, not afraid to shoot ya
Take away my future
Yeah right! When Hell froze!
[Outro: Bukshot & Alan "Dutch" Schaefer (Arnold Schwarzenegger)]
If it bleeds, we can kill it
Yeah when Hell freezes!
Yeah when Hell froze
9:30 pm
February 11, 2023
Good evening, do you know any good monsters?
Listen as we talk dark thoughts and soar past
The watershed line before your bedtime
You'll panic like a rabbit that is caught in headlights
Reckon we're manic? Of course, you're dead right!
Toon into the madness or is it turn?
3ncore???
The stupendium-tune into the madness
Good evening, do you know any good monsters?
Did you ever swerve your car at today's top speed of 35 miles an hour into an automobile?
Do you ever do the dishes for your wife? I should say not!
Mrs. Carter doesn't really mind washing her teflon-coated pans
New, vital and fashionable!
Fond of children? Well, it's only natural!
Yes, you can't get away from it
There are branches everywhere
And it's safe?
Yes, sir!
Deep down, down, between the trees
Nestled in the leaves, gleams a TV screen
Near a small lad sitting in the tall grass (hm)
It's an odd transmission to be broadcast!
Listen as we talk dark thoughts and soar past
The watershed line before your bedtime
You'll panic like a rabbit that is caught in headlights
Reckon we're manic? Of course, you're dead right!
You better exercise more caution next time
Or you'll end up in tomorrow morning's headlines
Obituary nothing more than, "born and then died"
And not a single family member or a friend cried (wow)
Tune into the madness (oh)
Tune into the madness once more
Tune into the madness (ah)
Tune into the madness, encore!
This remarkable offer, the first and only one of its kind
Delicious, nutritious breakfast cereal, shot from guns!
Yes, sir! You could buy eight additional teaspoons! (Ooh)
Oh, look who's come for tea!
Are you sitting comfortably? (Yeah!)
All of the children better sit still then
'Cause when little kiddies fidget, then I kill them
Class is now in session — time you learned your lesson
Stare into the glare until your mind is effervescent
Bubbling the troubling, you'll find it less depressing
Open up your eyes, you'll be surprised what you might let in
The violent and the tragic, hiding in the static
This silent, enigmatic child had better pack it in!
And leave the schedule to the grown-ups
Revel in the pestilence, Auntie Beeb throws up
As a result of the long, continuing research of commercial explosives
Pepsodent's new, improved formula cleans teeth, whiter than ever
Mmm, icertainly does
Tune into the madness
Pictures hand-picked to be sickening, queasy
Tune into the madness
Transfixed and bewitched by the flickering TV
No, hold up, don't touch that dial! (Ooh)
Look at our isle of muck and bile!
With a saviour clad in a paper bag
Ooh, that must be one ugly child!
Gaze into the space between the pixels on the screen (oh)
There you'll see a place between the signal and the screams (hahaha)
Feel the oscillation of the crystal in your dreams
Just switch off your brain and let it sizzle in the beams
These scenes some viewers may find disturbing
Violent and unnerving, frighteningly alluring
Slightly stomach-churning, why would you be turning over?
Oh, so many programmes for discerning
Viewers who are just like you!
Eyes locked to the box for the schlock like glue
Shambling in their droves, scrambling their lobes
Get mangled in the strobe 'til you're cross-eyed too (woo)
Here's a message to millions of people who are continually pale and washed out, weak and run-down
All I do is bring you pounds and pounds of baby food
Good lean butcher's steak — very satisfying cake
Impress this fact upon mother
Boys and girls have overactive oil glands
Don't say it like that!
You'll make her sound ungainly
Tune into the madness
Tubes swimming with miasmic blackness (ha)
Tune into the madness (wow)
Sit glued to your viewing apparatus
Izzy! Wizzy! Let's get busy! (Ah!)
Such a pity diddy kiddies threw a tizzy (oh)
Don't be silly! What's the trouble, Little Timmy?
Itty bitty nippers should be giddy for the TV! (Ooh)
Strange lights are disguised in the bright glare
Daytime television's hellish in the right mindset
Too much time staring will make your eyes square
Any more, you'll end up like that child there!
Can't toggle off the gogglebox, so pop another bottle top
Top up your cup and sup the propaganda, prost, mazel tov
They say it's challenging to break a daily habit
Pacified into paralysis: a state of telly-addicts
Maybe one day the cathode rays'll be chromatic
Bringing colour to the pallor of the faces of the static
Taking off the mask, my behaviour is erratic
Claiming to be sane, but I'm just asymptomatic
Wait, did you hear that? Someone's pacing in the attic!
What in the blazes could be making such a racket?
Ooh, I say, you gave me a fright there!
I think I'm having another little nightmare!
Tune into the madness
Urchins channel surfing and subservient to the sadness
Zoom in with the cameras
Squirming as the sermon's stirred into your hippocampus
Cream, not a soap, not a liquid
But a dainty cream
It covers everything easily and beautifully
And what an eyeful they're going to get!
Feast your eyes, 'til you're anaesthetised
Lead a peaceful life for the cheapest price
No need to seek advice, or plea to Jesus Christ
In the deep of night, you'll really see the light
No one observes just how ominous the world is when monotonous
Channelling the brightest minds until they turn witless and ponderous
Their alertness is interred in this infernalest sarcophagus
The absurd and preposterous burned in by the phosphorus
Uncertain what lurks under the surface of your consciousness?
Observe it and you'll learn that it's perturbing, sick and monstrous
Keep surfing through diversions, Uma Thurman's new detergent
Normal service will return after a word from our sponsors!
Ladies, what's your problem?
Gracious, I've nothing for the Johnsons yet!
Keep calm, folks!
Buy the gifts that will look more expensive than they are
200 different formulations of dynamite, so powerful that it'll kill a rat
Press this secret button right here and an authentic western pistol pops out and fires! (Hahaha!)
Tune into the madness (yes)
A bountiful lineup of schooling and comedy (woo)
Huge wins at the BAFTAs
Bound to be prizes when you're every nominee
Tune into the madness (oh)
Tune into the madness once more
Tune into the madness (eugh)
Tune into the madness, encore!
No guest is ever really happy without the right kind of tea
Well, don't keep staring at it! Taste it!
Getting high on life could be habit forming
You just can't grow up fast enough, can you?
9:40 pm
February 11, 2023
It's almost tea time, the end is nigh, kill the spider!!!
Sleeping deep beneath the sleepers of the isle
There’s a demon creature dreaming, heathen and reviled
Sees no rhyme or reason but for feasting when he’s riled
Tickets, please! Let me tell you the tale
The stupendium-end of the line
The End of the Line Lyrics
[Intro: Both]
Sleeping deep beneath the sleepers of the isle
There’s a demon creature dreaming, heathen and reviled
Sees no rhyme or reason but for feasting when he’s riled
Better let him be, lest you are sure to see the smile
Of sixteen tons of scurrying death
Smoldering souls through funnel of red
With a pick-like grin on the front of his head
Sat atop a most illogical number of legs
[Verse 1: Dan Bull, The Stupendium]
Tickets, please! Let me tell you the tale
Of a wicked beast, that’ll follow your trail
Through the valleys and vales, on your tail day and night
There’ll be chaos on the rails when the railway strikes
Stop, take stock, try to gauge the situation
‘Fraid your train has been derailed, there’s no use waiting in the station
Every engine’s been dismantled, there’s no other service coming
Charles is leading by example, he’s the only train that’s running
All in all, we're in a doozy of a mess
So, all aboard the WTF express
Should you want to stay safe, then I wouldn’t play games
Or you’ll learn another way of saying, “Run away! Train!”
[Chorus: Both]
Every life has a light in the tunnel ahead
But you might just find that behind it instead
Of a heaven is an engine and the devil inbred
And we’re next on the menu if we’ve left him unfed
Charlie
Your timetable says it’s almost time for tea
Charlie
And we’ve laid on quite a spread, as you can see
There’s a choo-choo train
Coming after you
Food chain’s
Gone a bit askew
Won’t catch that train
If it’s gonna catch you
[Verse 2: The Stupendium, Dan Bull, Both]
For certain worse than what they say to mind the gap for
The train’s not just cancelled, it’s damn well deplatformed
Since it scampered off the tracks to find a snack from off your back lawn
Couple jackdaws and your cat and then your dad from off the back porch
He’s hungry and he’s hunting down the islanders
With a side of any siding-hiding bystanders
Quite queer what his dietary requirements are
But it’s pretty clear regardless he’s a dining car
Coke? Coal? Petroleum? Alone they’ll never do
No, this engine sends the scent of rendered flesh out from the flue
On this service we’ll be serving something rather more unnerving
Chugga-chugging on blood as he chew-chews you
It’s all true, choo-choos consume fuel too
Humans are a whole new consumable and whole food
Gluten free range and more renewable than coal too
So, who to choose to chew to this tune? Ooh, you’ll do
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[Chorus: Both]
Every life has a light in the tunnel ahead
But you might just find that behind it instead
Of a heaven is an engine and the devil inbred
And we’re next on the menu if we’ve left him unfed
Charlie
Your timetable says it’s almost time for tea
Charlie
And we’ve laid on quite a spread, as you can see
Charlie
If we sate your lust for flesh on which to feed
Charlie
Will you promise to eat them instead of me?
There’s a choo-choo train
Coming after you
Food chain’s
Gone a bit askew
Won’t catch that train
If it’s gonna catch you
[Interlude: Both]
Engine, engine number nine
On the Aranearum mining line
If your train comes off the track
Better run, better run, or you won’t come back
[Verse 3: Dan Bull, The Stupendium, Both]
Hey, guess who! This is déjà vu
Like HS2, you’ll be railed right through
Penetrated in the vein of a mainline route
When we come, well then, we’re gonna run a train on you
You might say we’ve got a loco motive
To provide the train with a load of groceries
Locally sourced from the local folk, dear
Granny’s s’posed to host, although she’s toast when the smoke clears
The el choo-choopacabara, the beast come to dine
And it’s far worse than leaves that he leaves on the line
You’ll see when he feasts in the deep of the night
By the pieces of people-y debris left behind
Riding off-peak? Don’t be ridiculous
The worth of your season ticket is
Quickly diminishing with every pillock
We’re feeding into his gleaming scissorous teeth
But if we seem insidious
We’re just uneasy villagers
Seeking to keep the most hideous beast
We unleashed from committing the deed of killing us
If killing a priest, a vicar, a grocer or postman or three is villainous?
Well, what’s it to me? You probably see the feast is imminent
Keep on screaming, pump the bellows, he’ll be drawn to your duress
Charlie loves a little murder on the goriest express
You can ruminate on whether there’s a certain train near
Or pray that it’s a rumour made to circulate fear
But in case you didn’t hear then I better make clear
This train terminates here
[Chorus: Both]
Every life has a light in the tunnel ahead
But you might just find that behind it instead
Of a heaven is an engine and the devil inbred
And we’re next on the menu if we’ve left him unfed
Charlie
Your timetable says it’s almost time for tea
Charlie
And we’ve laid on quite a spread, as you can see
Charlie
If we sate your lust for flesh on which to feed
Charlie
Will you promise to eat them instead of me?
There’s a choo-choo train
Coming after you
Food chain’s
Gone a bit askew
Won’t catch that train
If it’s gonna catch you
9:48 pm
February 11, 2023
Deja Vu?
I've murdered everybody, I need some switches for me
Take me some place, nobody never knew existed
Gone like the missle that missed it and gone balistic.
Let's fall deeper into a manic state
icP- off the tracks
[
Violent J]
I battle samurais, they fight like little bitches to me
I've murdered everybody, I need some switches for me
Take me some place, nobody never knew existed
Gone like the missle that missed it and gone balistic
It's floatin' on anybody caught in the way
I'm falling through the future while you back in the day
And know that there's a storm comin' brewin' up ahead
With black rain as hot as it can get, oh shit
[Hook]
We off the track
Off the track, off the track
Falling freely
Dip on back, back
Flying with me
We off the track
Off the track, off the track
Falling freely
Dip on back, back
Flying with me
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Motherfucker I been droppin' freestyles, for fifty three miles
We drop some nuclear bombs, we tryin' to see smiles
I caught a shootin' star inside a peanut butter jar
We bring it in to vocal booth and beam out like quasars
We drawin' crop circles, like Prince sky's purples
Cast out colorful shiny diamonds wonderful
I'm not the one that bullshit about the thunder though
We keep it juggalo, we underground and mo'
Rockin' shows in my underwear, never been the one to care
Spend every penny that we ever made on weed and beer
I make the rainest, but the joker cards is ever famous
And who can blame us, the carnival became us
I'm sleepin' in the clouds, leaping through the night sky
I fantasize, let you see something beyond your eyes
I seen the galaxy, ate Lucky Charms off the Milky Way
But tomorrow gonna be the day, we off the tracks
[Hook]
We off the track
Off the track, off the track
Falling freely
Dip on back, back
Flying with me
We off the track
Off the track, off the track
Falling freely
Dip on back, back
Flying with me
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[Break]
And we gon' ride high
Swerve left and right high
All night
We gon' ride high
Swerve left and right high
All night
[Violent J]
You gotta meet me to believe me, and be me to achieve me
And vision through your third eye to even try to see me
I'm too dramatic, I'll slap you with the Sledge-O-Matic
I'm on your TV screen, talkin' through the static
On the beaches of Afghanistan, talkin' to the reefer man
Caught in a avalanche and don't need an ambulance
Come with me, I'll show you how to relax
Dark Carnival wagons is flying off the tracks
So come on...
[Hook]
We off the track
Off the track, off the track
Falling freely
Dip on back, back
Flying with me
We off the track
Off the track, off the track
Falling freely
Dip on back, back
Flying with me
[Break]
And we gon' ride high
Swerve left and right high
All night
We gon' ride high
Swerve left and right high
All night
[spoiler]
[Hook]
We off the track
Off the track, off the track
Falling freely
Dip on back, back
Flying with me
[Violent J]
Violent J and Shaggy motherfuckin' 2 Dope forever makin music
For the juggalo nation of serial killas, world wide
World wide baby, we will never never ever never stop
Never stop, Never never ever stop
Never ever ever never never ever stop bitch
[/spoiler]
9:53 pm
February 11, 2023
Feels like I been down this road before
So lonely and cold, it's like something takes over me
Eminem-deja Vu
DMC, we have a mid-thirties male found down, unresponsive
Possible overdose, substance unknown
Pulse is 60 and thready, respiration's eight
He's intubated and we're bagging him now
Uh, BP 90 over palp, patient is cool, pale, and diaphoretic
Has aspirated, uh, GSC is 3
Will update en route, ETA, ten minutes
As I fall deeper into a manic state
I'm a prime candidate for the gene to receive the drug addict trait
Blood pressure climbs at a dramatic rate
I seem to gravitate to the bottle of NyQuil then I salivate
Start off with the NyQuil, like, "I think I'll just have a taste"
Couple of sips of that then I gradually graduate
To a harder prescription drug called Valium, like, "Yeah, that's great"
I go to just take one and I end up like having eight
Now I need something in my stomach 'cause I haven't ate
Maybe I'll grab a plate of nachos and I'll have a steak
And you'd think that with all I have at stake
Look at my daughter's face
"Mommy, something is wrong with dad I think
He's acting weird again, he's really beginning to scare me
Won't shave his beard again and he pretends he doesn't hear me
And all he does is eat Doritos and Cheetos
And he just fell asleep in his car eating 3 Musketeers in the rear seat"
Sometimes I feel so alone, I just don't know
Feels like I been down this road before
So lonely and cold, it's like something takes over me
As soon as I go home and close the door
Kinda feels like déjà vu
I wanna get away from this place, I do
But I can't and I won't, say I try, but I know that's a lie
'Cause I don't and why, I just don't know
"Maybe just a nice cold brew, what's a beer?"
That's the devil in my ear, I've been sober a fuckin' year
And that fucker still talks to me, he's all I can fuckin' hear
"Marshall, come on, we'll watch the game
It's the Cowboys and Buccaneers"
And maybe if I just drink half, I'll be half-buzzed
For half of the time, who's the mastermind behind that little line?
With that kind of rationale, man, I got half a mind
To have another half a glass of wine, sounds asinine
Yeah, I know, but I never had no problem with alcohol
Ouch, look out for the wall, aim for the couch, I'm 'bout to fall
I miss the couch and down I go, lookin' like a bouncy ball
Shit must've knocked me out 'cause I ain't feel the ground at all
Wow, what the fuck happened last night? Where am I?
Man, fuck, am I hungover, and goddamn, I
Got a headache, shit, half a Vicodin, why can't I?
All systems ready for take off, please stand by
Sometimes I feel so alone, I just don't know
Feels like I been down this road before
So lonely and cold, it's like something takes over me
As soon as I go home and close the door
Kinda feels like déjà vu
I wanna get away from this place, I do
But I can't and I won't, say I try, but I know that's a lie
'Cause I don't and why, I just don't know
So I take a Vicodin, splash, it hits my stomach, then, ah
Couple of weeks go by, it ain't even like I'm gettin' high
Now I need it just not to feel sick, yeah, I'm gettin' by
Wouldn't even be taking this shit if DeShaun didn't die
Oh yeah, there's an excuse, you lose Proof so you use
There's new rules, it's cool if it's helpin' you to get through
It's twelve noon, ain't no harm in self-inducin' a snooze
What else is new? Fuck it, what would Elvis do in your shoes?
Now here I am three months later, full-blown relapse
"Just get high until the kids get home from school, homes, relax"
And since I'm convinced that I'm an insomniac
I need these pills to be able to sleep, so I take three naps
Just to be able to function throughout the day, let's see
That's an Ambien each nap, how many Valium? Three?
And that will average out to about one good hour's sleep
Okay, so now ya see the reason how come he
Has taken four years to just put out an album, B
See, me and you, we almost had the same outcome, Heath
'Cause that Christmas, you know the whole pneumonia thing?
It was bologna, was it the methadone, ya think?
Or the hydrocodone you hide inside your pornos?
Your VCR tape cases, with your Ambien CR
Great places to hide 'em, ain't it? So you can lie to Hailie
I'm going beddy-bye, Whitney, baby, good night, Alaina
Go in the room and shut the bedroom door
And wake up in an ambulance
They said they found me on the bathroom floor, damn
Sometimes I feel so alone, I just don't know
Feels like I been down this road before
So lonely and cold, it's like something takes over me
As soon as I go home and close the door
Kinda feels like déjà vu
I wanna get away from this place, I do
But I can't and I won't, say I try, but I know that's a lie
'Cause I don't and why, I just don't know
9:58 pm
February 11, 2023
I'm in The Upside Down with an Ouija board
Speaking backwards, conjuring a Locust Horde
They don't understand the language out my vocal chords
Wicked hip hop, ready for a war.
Th3 end is nigh Recite a chant to the mirror I whisper in they ear.
Wordplay wrap around your brain
Bukshot-chant
Verse 1: Bukshot]
I'm in The Upside Down with an Ouija board
Speaking backwards, conjuring a Locust Horde
They don't understand the language out my vocal chords
Wicked hip hop, ready for a war
Make 'em disappear like Dexter
Enter fear, riding shotgun with Vecna
Still here and I'm snuffing out hecklers
Evil brewing in the lab, Wesker
Nemesis Tyrant, Bukslap Alpha
Head crushed in like The Mountain how they found ya (how they found ya)
Mob killings, ain't nobody saw shit
Left them handcuffed to a train, Saw shit
Reckless murderer, blood gurglеr
Dracula soul stealer, Hamburglar
Fallen angеl, righteous devil
Ways to punish them on another level
[Chorus: Bukshot]
I've got these ways to crush they dreams unlike they've never seen
Make a wish, light a candle
Recite a chant to the mirror on the mantle
I whisper in they ear, they look like What the fuck you mean?
In the pit (in the pit) they can cancel
Bars of wicked shit they can handle
[Verse 2: Mr 8 Legz]
Slaughtered lamb to the worms, fatten vertebrae
You call it rituals? I call it a Thursday
Wordplay wrap around your brain leave a nurse afraid
I just want excessive death to overwhelm the birth rate
Underground where we shifting the Earth's plates and causing earthquakes
Open up the crust, swallow all of these fucks that never belonged with us down here in the first place
It's a berserk taste (Yeah!) since my first taste (of what?)
Of blood on my tongue but in love with the rush that comes
The hunt, so run, it doesn't matter where to because
The world is scary at night in the absence of light
But the beauty is anywhere, can be a burial site[Chorus: Bukshot]
I've got these ways to crush they dreams unlike they've never seen
Make a wish, light a candle
Recite a chant to the mirror on the mantle
I whisper in they ear, they look like What the fuck you mean?
In the pit (in the pit) they can cancel
Bars of wicked shit they can handle
[Verse 3: Whipstick]
Load another clip so I can shoot you like it's in a pic
Capture all the angles and strangle you when the room is lit
Yeah running through your bitch! Fuck her for the foolishness
Do it for the money but also do it for Xuligans
Wait! Look at me when I start stabbing you
Cackle in laughter 'cause all of it's rather cool
Stay! With me when I start to chat with you
Cry for your gods because hope has abandoned you (Fuck you!)
Slit your throat and spill the plasma on the sabbath
Hide the pain, when light done came when I finally break going savage
On top thank you for the facets, I've got it down to a pattern
Tear the iris from the sockets, obsessive, I've gotta have it
Guess the eyes are the windows to the soul when I'm breaking in
Stapling your forehead with a crucifix, I pray to it
Face it! When you're in the steeple, worship with a Satanist
Your soul is on the line so pal I hope you mind I'm taking it[Chorus: Bukshot]
I've got these ways to crush they dreams unlike they've never seen
Make a wish, light a candle
Recite a chant to the mirror on the mantle
I whisper in they ear, they look like What the fuck you mean?
In the pit (in the pit) they can cancel
Bars of wicked shit they can handle
10:10 pm
February 11, 2023
Smokin' Joe approves
I see my skeletons dancing
Somebody must have let them out the closet
This a death dance, the reaper's watching you
Bukshot-death dance
[
Verse 1: Boogie]
Seventeen problems but your bitch ass ain't one
Looks like you got a problem down the barrel of a shotgun
Love me some haters, line 'em up and take 'em all out
Messin' with the mob, you probably should have taken a different route
Sneak up in your house like my name was Thomas Hewitt
When the boss gives a call, you know we gotta fuckin' do it
I'm on my squad shit so please make no mistake
Gonna find your rotting carcass at the bottom of a fucking lake
Now it's too late, you gotta reap what you sow
This be a death dancе and here comes thе crows
I got to admit, I thought you might have been smarter
But now we gotta make your dumb ass a fuckin' martyr (a fuckin' martyr)
[Chorus: Bukshot]
I see my skeletons dancing (dancing)
Somebody must have let them out the closet (closet)
Kind of funny but my rivals ain't laughin' (ain't laughin')
To keep it real, I think I may have costed (costed)
This a death dance, the reaper's watching you
Keep your last breath, it's what it's costin' you
Smokin' Joe approves, you got the cosign
Caught 'em in a bad mood and there's no time
[Verse 2: Krawley]
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Come to my hood, I smile while your whole crew stands in fright
It'll be alright, Bukshot told me not to take your life
But I've never listened so it's time for you to feel my knife
Cut 'em up, gut 'em up, wet 'em up, hang your insides up like Ed Gein
I spilled the blood of a punk, now my whole crib looks like a crime scene
I switched from the knife to the pump, now your whole crib scatter like roaches
I love the thrill of the hunt, now watch as the monster encroaches
As I lurk in the shadows you know I stay hooded up like a Sith Lord
Blue rag on my face, mason jar full of blood in case I get bored
You can run if you want to, think quick homeboy 'cause it might be your last chance
Mobstyle don't play (don't play), now watch me as I do my death dance[Chorus: Bukshot]
I see my skeletons dancing (dancing)
Somebody must have let them out the closet (closet)
Kind of funny but my rivals ain't laughin' (ain't laughin')
To keep it real, I think I may have costed (costed)
This a death dance, the reaper's watching you
Keep your last breath, it's what it's costin' you
Smokin' Joe approves, you got the cosign
Caught 'em in a bad mood and there's no time
[Verse 3: Bukshot]
Jumped on my grind shit, put it in a chokehold (chokehold)
I can get you knocked off, ain't no broke ho (broke ho)
Dropped twenty racks on your head, then you dead
Fish food on the bottom of a river filled with lead
See, I get it, you ain't used to fucking with a G
You not used to mobsters swinging back up on they enemies
Now that my kids are grown, killer, I'll handle you
Watchin' hollow tips turn your head into a can of stew
Lookin' through the cannon view, karma take the steering wheel
Fuck the opps! This the Mob, promise we ain't scared to kill
This is death, you can see it on our faces (faces)
Shotgun blast, bitch, we are the gauges (we are the gauges)[Chorus: Bukshot]
I see my skeletons dancing (dancing)
Somebody must have let them out the closet (closet)
Kind of funny but my rivals ain't laughin' (ain't laughin')
To keep it real, I think I may have costed (costed)
This a death dance, the reaper's watching you
Keep your last breath, it's what it's costin' you
Smokin' Joe approves, you got the cosign
Caught 'em in a bad mood and there's no time
10:16 pm
February 11, 2023
Skeleton rap!!!
It's a shame that after you taste my blade
You won't have space for my Bolognese!
I serve spaghetti and incredibly good rhymes
The stupendium- way deeper down
[
intro, spoken]
Sans:
...and I said 'Patella? I barely know her!'
Papyrus:
Sans! Stop your tomfoolery!
We are here to stand guard!
Wait here and keep your eyes out for humans!
Sans:
Eyes out? My eyes came out years ago!
Well, what do we got here...?
[Verse 1, Sans]
They call me Sans, I'm the serif of these parts
Nahh, Just kiddin', I work on a grease cart
Grilling up hot dogs to genocidal toddlers
You can run, but I'll know if you restart
If you want a bad time then you're in the right place
Just look into my eye, see my funny type-face
I'm really quite a nice guy but if you pick a fight
I will hunt you all your life through time and space
Can you blame me if I feel a little hubris?
For my fame for making things a little humerus?
I can tickle your bones to the tibia toes
Well unless you're my bro, jokes flow over his head...
[Papyrus]
Sans!? Who's there? you ridiculous scamp!
[Sans]
No-one! It's just an inconspicuous lamp!
(if you ever meet a skeleton in towels and some wellingtons)
(Just humour him and let him win and think that he's a champ.)
[Megalovania plays in background]
I bet you think you've never met a skeleton?
Well I'll bet you've Mettaton!
They just had a bunch of gooey melanin and flesh upon
But never one was in the upper echelon of clever puns
I'll make you laugh or cry depending on the run you've set upon
[Chorus]
We're spooky, scary sending shivers down your spine
You best prepare for a hilariously bad time!
Every human one day ends up six feet underground
But you're heading for a grave that's buried way, way deeper down
[Verse 2, Papyrus]
Nyagh! A human! Call the guards!
...Wait a minute. That's my job!
To capture and nab you won't be hard
This maze is made with electric charge!
...Wait, how did you get this far?
It took 3 weeks to erect this part!
I genuinely didn't expect this, darn!
How did you correctly guess this path?!
I am Papyrus! Traps set! Armed and ready!
There's medals on my armour already, oh plus some spaghetti...
You're nervous! But, oh that is good spaghetti...
Where was I? I keep on forgetting...
I am Papyrus! Best chef in the king's brigade!
With the culinary skills to leave you flambéed!
It's a shame that after you taste my blade
You won't have space for my Bolognese!
[Sans]
So I guess you could say that they pasta-way?
[Papyrus]
Sans! Is this how you have to behave?
I'm trying to challenge this dastardly knave!
But now I've run out of bars and they just ran away!
[Chorus]
We're spooky, scary sending shivers down your spine
I serve spaghetti and incredibly good rhymes! Nyeh!
Every human one day ends up six feet underground
But you're heading for a grave that's buried way, way deeper down
[Bridge, Napstablook:]
So you took a little fall? Do you think you've got the gall to survive extermination?
Trapped deep below and all you've got to show is your determination!
There's no tu-Toriel it's Asgore-y as can be!
Will the weight of your sins leave you Snowdin?
There's no mercy!
[Verse 3, W.D Gaster]
Who dares disturb me from my slumber?
Stick around, this'll be a fun number
I'm truly versed in tearing all the universe asunder
But I also have a specialty in unlucky spelunkers
I'm a puzzle in a bubble in the stuff of your dreams
Rupture realities and guzzle on the stuff in between
You'll be befuddled when I mussel in and muddle the scenes
Hit the shuffle and I'll tunnel through the fuzz on your screen
You're in trouble, you see, If you try to tussle with the W.D
You'll take a tumble then you'll crumble into rubble- debris
I bring the muscle to the scuffle plus a couple of beams
But my blasters won't be loud enough to muffle your screams
[Gaster Theme plays in background]
When you're caught in the cycle of an undying skeleton
Might as well strive to be front of the peloton
Top of my field but out of my elements
Testing your death would be a welcome experiment
I reign eternal so be certain that I'm well rehearsed
Rhymes so very fine that every line feels like a multi-verse
Every parallel dimension is at my command
But when it comes to spitting fire I've the matter in hands
[Chorus]
We're spooky, scary sending shivers down your spine
I'm outside of time and space, but I'm afraid you're just out of time!
Every human one day ends up six feet underground
But you're heading for a grave that's buried way, way deeper down
[Papyrus]
Nyagh! I’ll get them next time, Sans
You hear me I will!
[Post Chorus]
Way, way deeper down
[Sans]
Let me guess… you can feel it in your bones?
[Post Chorus]
Way, way deeper down
[W.D. Gaster]
Eugh… I’m going! Listening to the two of you bicker is making my skin crawl…
Metaphorically
[Post Chorus]
Way, way deeper down
10:26 pm
February 11, 2023
The spark that started the fire
I'd call you serpents but y'all are rabbits and I'm the rattlesnake
It's clear as day I don't see the need to elaborate
Vinjay-brain dead
Yeah
Back to my roots
The spark that fueled the fire
The hunger that started it all
Yeah
I'm back to mauling the game and keeping it merciless
With bloody rhymes, y'all couldn't stop the flow with a tourniquet
They want some melodies from me but I prefer to spit
Cus every song I makes a hit record it's like a nervous tick
But all this paper got me cold and emotionless
If you saw the bank, you'd think I made my dough flipping opiates
Went from broke to a mogul known as the dopest of vocalists
So the only thing that y'all can do now is hope that it's over with
I've been a legend never questioned my worth
At 15 knew this rapping shit was destined to work
Don't get it twisted when I pull up the Chevy Traverse
Cus I'm a Semi truck bitch I make a mess when I swerve
My trajectory is wealth and that's predictable as fuck
I'm in love with the paper plus addictions in my blood
I never been the type to get convicted with some thugs
I'm the type that if you tryna run a business I'm the plug hoe
Y'all got no accolades
Nothing that I'd congratulate
I'd call you serpents but y'all are rabbits and I'm the rattlesnake
It's clear as day I don't see the need to elaborate
Y'all living with your mamas and jerking off to some anime
We're not alike and I've proven this shit consistently
Just try to follow my path homie you'll fail miserably
Fuck the 1st and the 3rd I give em burns in 5th degree
Simply put, this rap game without me is history
I made it mama take a look at what your boy did
Came a long way from stressing bout unemployment
Use to work with pesticides just to make a coin flip
Ironic cus I still get paid to spray poison
Remember skipping outta class so I could blast shady
I'd lock myself in my room and master my craft daily
Now fast forward a decade passionate fans play me
I'm past wavy I'm the hurricane that crashed Haiti
Category five
Water half a story high
Stop complaining, quit your bitching, just be happy you're alive
I got 'em all offended but it happens all the time
Ask me how I sleep at night it's in the laboratory high
Been a dope showman
"Fuck you" is my whole slogan
These woke folks are probably products of broke trojans
My rap styles first degree murder with no motive
My foes choking harder than hoes who condone throating
Your hate is obsolete I've been winning beyond belief
Y'all should just stop the gossip and focus on dodging poverty
Life is on the road but my hobby is copping property
Ballin' but still driven my life has turned into Rocket League
I got em wondering how much hotter the flame get
But it's mother fucking REDRUM until it rains red
Flip off my doubters numb your feelings with some pain meds
I'm on the throne bitch and I ain't moving like I'm brain dead
I'm on the throne bitch and I ain't moving like I'm brain dead
I'm on the throne bitch and I ain't moving like I'm brain dead
I'm on the - on the - throne - throne - moving like I'm brain - brain dead
I'm on the throne bitch and I ain't moving like I'm brain dead
10:33 pm
February 11, 2023
Ooh-ooh!
That's a ghost sound, isn't it?
Not a skeleton!!!
Poor me, pour me a drink 'cause I'm thirsty, dry as a bone
'Cause my throat's exposed to the elements
I'm the result of an awful experiment.
I haven't seen you since Halloween
And that was pretty harrowing
Dan bull-minecraft skeleton rap remix
[
Pre-Chorus]
Well, hello again, friend!
I'm a skeleton, returning from the dead
Determined to be relevant again
So I'm following trends from the Nether to the End
And I've
[Chorus]
Got a bone to pick with you, little human
Bone to pick with you, little human being
I've seen where you've been and I don't like it
I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human
Bow to shoot at you, little human being
I know where you sleep so don't make a peep
Close your eyes, don't peek
Sweet dreams!
[Verse 1]
I've had my skull crunched thirteen times
Soil, where my brain is, a dirty mind
Full of naughty nursery rhymes
Poor me, pour me a drink 'cause I'm thirsty, dry as a bone
'Cause my throat's exposed to the elements
I'm the result of an awful experiment
I'm a living skeleton, devoid of any melanin or keratin
This specimen's a miracle of medicine
Who will crush your skeleton to gelatin
So that you're resembling a jelly trembling
When you hear my bones rattle, feel the adrenaline
Levels in your medulla, rising like the theremin
[Chorus]
I've got a bone to pick with you, little human
Bone to pick with you, little human being
I've seen where you've been and I don't like it
I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human
Bow to shoot at you, little human being
I know where you sleep so don't make a peep
Close your eyes, don't peek
Sweet dreams!
[Verse 2]
Hello, Jack-o'-Lantern, how the hell have you been?
I haven't seen you since Halloween
And that was pretty harrowing
I'm nothing but bone and marrow, I'm rocking a bow and arrow
Like some kind of low-fat Rambo(cupid)
Don't wear clothes, I go commando
Don't wear pants, I'm butt-naked but my butt is just grey
'Cause ain't no junk in this trunk, no wonder my butt's aching
I can't sit down, I can't do any sun-bathing
It's frustrating, I just wish the game was updated
All I want's some muscles and a sun-tan, honey
But until I get 'em, killing you's a fun plan, sonny
So, better start running when you hear my bones rattling
A rat-tat-tatting on your door before I bash it in
[Chorus]
I've got a bone to pick with you, little human
Bone to pick with you, little human being
I've seen where you've been and I don't like it
I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human
Bow to shoot at you, little human being
I know where you sleep so don't make a peep
Close your eyes, don't peek
Sweet dreams!
[Verse 3]
Better stay in 'til the next day, I'm a walking X-ray
More malnourished than children
Drinking milk products from Nestlé
I'm burning up in the sun-beams
I should have put on my sun-cream
But I don't have any skin to rub into
Or fingers to rub with, it's something
That I've had to adapt to by standing in the lakes
Or hiding under my rusty iron helmet 'til it breaks
It's a handicap I'm angry at and now I'm in a bad mood
So I'm redirecting my frustration, aim it at you
[Pre-Chorus]
Hello again, friend
I'm a skeleton returning from the dead
Determined to be relevant again
So I'm following trends from the Nether to the End
And I've
[Chorus]
Got a bone to pick with you, little human
Bone to pick with you, little human being
I've seen where you've been and I don't like it
I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human
Bow to shoot at you, little human being
I know where you sleep so don't make a peep
Close your eyes, don't peek
Sweet dreams!
[Outro]
Ooh-ooh!
That's a ghost sound, isn't it?
Not a skeleton
10:50 pm
February 11, 2023
Dig down in your hearts, find the parts to believe
The stupendium-Minecraft vs Lego
[
Intro: The Stupendium]
It's the battle of the builders! Bricks v. blocks!
In the red corner, everybody's favorite precision-molded master builder, the Lego Man!
And in the blue corner, the polygonal pilgrim, the right-angled adventurer, Minecraft Steve!
[Verse 1: Dan Bull]
You might recognize me from the world's biggest video game
They call me Steve - Did they even give you a name?
I'm the new kid on the block, bringing new blocks to the kids
From the digital underground, don't need boxes and lids
I'm freestyling lines that are dropping you dead
Your hair's the only thing coming off the top of your head
You're still under construction - Can't be having much fun
Amidst a world of bricks in which your fists can't even clutch one
You're a bygone era bargain bin man, your time's passed
Your style's child's play, make way for Minecraft!
My blocks are rocks, logs, quartz, and lapis
While your's are plastic... and that's it
Check my stats, look, I'm killing it on YouTube
I can fell a forest with my fists - What can you do?
I'll build an obsidian tomb and lock you up in there
Mind you, I could do that with some tupperware
[Verse 2: The Stupendium]
Not fair to square raps against this cube
No joints, I still articulate better than you
I'm a classic, an icon, with style to boot
'Cause no matter what I'm wearing, it's a three-piece suit
I have sparked imaginations, every kid in every nation
On and on for generations, you can't stop what I'm creating
Check my space station, no Tekkit installation
You're low-res, homeless, no chance of overtaking
I'm a timeless line of iconic design
While you melt kids' minds one block at a time
For centuries we left child labour behind
You've essentially trapped them all back in the mines!
Won't be fooled by the blocks that you got
Without a modpack, all you're rocking is rocks
So have fun as you fumble in the dirt
Want to step to me? You'll see how much that hurts!
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[Chorus: NicePeter]
You got two rappers, but the battle's six-sided
Boxes in the ring, taking swings at the prize, it's
Apparently imperative we get it decided
Which brick clique gets kids excited?
[Verse 3: Dan Bull]
Gather 'round, everybody, drum roll please
And see the freak with two bumholes! Jeez!
If you come for Steve, then your loot gets dropped
I'm rocking more blocks than a Rubik's shop
Look, the truth is, I don't want to keep dissing
But you're useless soon as there's one piece missing
I'm unlimited fun-bringing don of construction
I worked it out myself, you just follow instructions!
I brave caves for days, digging diamonds, capping creepers
Sending spiders to the grave, can you keep up?
Nah!
I can end an enderman while he renders in
More architecturally smart than Simon Henderson
Don't send for the Avengers, Marvel, I'm assembling
You can't even take your trousers down without dismembering!
Now we're entering survival mode
You're just gathering dust, so here's the final blow
[Verse 4: The Stupendium]
Trample me? You'll need more than a horse
'Cause you're tangling with a toy box tour-de-force
I may be a plaything but I break the mould
Every day, three hundred thousand of me get sold
Heard of Overwatch? Did you hope to contend?
'Cause we're over Notch, yeah, your trend's at an end
You overshot if you came to depend
On the whims of the Net just to get dividends
Your phenomenon topped all the charts, it's true
But they dropped off faster than Notch dropped you
A decade ago, you were top of the views
But you'd still be at the bottom if it wasn't for Pewds
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But they aren't intimidating when they're all you own
Want to get a brick-slap from some bric-a-brac? Better pack
Your bits into your zip while I'm building me a throne
[Chorus: NicePeter]
You got two rappers, but the battle's six-sided
Boxes in the ring, taking swings at the prize, it's
Apparently imperative we get it decided
Which brick clique gets kids excited?
[Verse 5: EpicLLOYD]
Come on, guys? What's the sense in mindless squabbling?
When you could try to represent all kinds of modelling?
Constructive criticism? Pay attention to my offering
'Cause all the things that we could build together's mine-boggling!
I'm the proof of what we can achieve
Creative? Creator? What's with all the beef?
Cook up some ideas, there's no need to grief!
Dig down in your hearts, find the parts to believe
10:56 pm
February 11, 2023
That's a triple word score for me and a community chest for you!
The stupendium-the chairman rolls again
The Chairman Rolls Again Lyrics
[Intro, Spoken]:
Chairman: Right, that is a triple word score for me... and a community chest for you!
Player: I... I don't remember these rules...
Chairman: Trust me, Scrabbopoly is the only way to play... oh! I won a beauty contest! Oop, just a minute!
Dan Bull: If any other Youtuber wants to challenge me to a Scrabble match, they can make a video, and call me out, before I make a decision. So if you guys have a favorite Youtuber that you love watching, and would love to see gird the board with me, the Scrabbull, then let them know people, let them know. But not Jake Paul because Jake Paul is literally (fades off)
[Verse 1]:
Dan...
It's...
Admirable, you want to battle at Scrabble
But are you after a challenge? Or do you just dabble?
You may do fine against the rest of the rabble
But to grapple my talent you best be grabbing your saddle
If you tackle me! The grammatical cavalry!
Alphabetical stampede, to trample my adversaries
On a valiant steed that I papier-mached
From all the villains I've slayed, and Oxford dictionary pages
I'll tea bag you with my tile bag, anarchy!
I top the tables every tabletop fantasy league
Any letters on my rack for you would spell calamity
Call me Elphabet, my skill's defying gravity
I've got a filter to prevent Spam
I guess you got through because you're cheese and ham
So when I lay you out on the board
Well, I guess you could call me an artisan
Sure on YouTube, you might be the man
But you've got a lot of beef for a vegan, Dan
Go rap about Fortnite, appease your fans
Or be spread too thin, like a teeny jam
Go to war with the Chairman of the Board? Delusional!
You see crappy letters? It's my score in numerals
There's a reason there are seven tiles in funeral
Hate to say it, Dan, playing Junior isn't usual
How to get it through to you? I'll talk in terms of PUBG
It's a 100 to 1 that you could touch me
Thanks for the collab, I don't need your fans to buff me
I've got a Q and I don't need U to succeed
That's a lot of fans, man. The buzz is deserved
But I've never seen anyone buy a T-Shirt...?
I've got a swarm now, so I've got a bee herd
And when I'm dissing you, I'm not afraid to use the P-word (some good pussy)
Pusillanimous, pathetic, purely pacifist
Throws a punch precisely with the power of a platypus
Smack you so hard it's like I crammed you in the Animus
So then you'll understand that you're as crappy as your ancestors
An Adder on a bird of prey's platter
And in that situation, you're the snake, I'm the latter
Pick any board game, I'll leave you in tatters
No going overboard when I battle ship rappers
On ERB you RP'd some dead Britons
Mess with me, eventually, you'll end up dead with 'em
Or at the very least temporarily bed-ridden
Incidentally, NicePeter, my rhymes are well-written!
You're just a chicken, stink of Pew-55y
Hit me up, I'm chilling sipping Brut '55 wine
Gonna rebuttal me Douglby? What's your pipeline?
Oh, you need to phone a friend? You want a lifeline?
[Verse 2]:
I've got a 9 to 5 and I can find time
I do my videos myself in the night time
Haven't slept a wink in months, I think it's high time
To take a nap, but I'm always up for fight rhymes!
I like to think we're mates, right? Play fight?
Games Night, makin' like we're fighting in the daylight
Farm a little drama, gotta get the clickbait hype
Berate my rhymes but simultaneously parade my
Face on your channel in the hopes your fanbase might
Come over to mine, maybe drop a like, say "Hi!"
But wait right there, Dan, Scrabble is a way of life
Let a player get away, you'll never see that day arrive
So come on Dan Bull, you think you're a handful?
I'm settling Catan, you're in a jam with Screwball Scramble
Happenstance that your battleplans were in anagrams
Your name's an anagram for your skills: Bad Null
This was a Risk, but guess who's Bold?
I'm a Hungry Hippocrite, squeezing views out of insults
Meet me on the board, no proper nouns involved
I don't have your subs, but can pronounce "evolve"
A spot of Pictionary, can you pass the trial?
It's a pic depicting me the victor by a mile!
I'll crush you with a flippin' dictionary and all the while
I'll be writing your obituary in little wooden tiles...
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[Outro, spoken]:
Chairman: Uh, where were we? Erm.. Oh! Roll for Initiative! Oh, you've hit a snake! In the kitchen
11:06 pm
February 11, 2023
by, you will feel it in your mind
You're allowing this to happen
Just as I am telling you they're happening
Wherever you are, see this happening
Violent j-a harrowing time
[
Intro]
-by, you will feel it in your mind
You're allowing this to happen
Just as I am telling you they're happening
Wherever you are, see this happening
And trying to become a part of you
[Verse 1]
I was always unhappy, bitter, I complain and whine
(I complain and whine)
I never saw myself as guilty of any sort of crime
I was just a very angry individual stuck in my own mind
(Stuck in my own mind)
Shit, I was grateful to be chosen your sacrificial swine
Move on to this next from this wretched life of mine
Because death never scared me, religion a joke
(Religion is a joke)
I'd set my tongue on fire to inhale all the smoke
(Set my tongue on fire to inhale all the smoke)
I'd straight up call out the Reaper, myself I choke
(Call out the Reaper)
Neck in a noose, dancing up on a chair, but then it broke
[Chorus]
Lord is my shepherd, Lord is my shepherd
I shall not want, I shall not want
I pray the Lord my s—, I pray the Lord my s—
I shall not want, I shall not want
Satan's calling
It's a harrowing time
Satan's calling
It's a harrowing time
Hail your new king
Barreling in the sky
The demons sing
There's no ending in sight
Satan's calling (Lord is my shepherd, Lord is my shepherd)
It's a harrowing time (I shall not want, I shall not want)
Satan's calling (I pray the Lord my s—, I pray the Lord my s—)
It's a harrowing time (I shall not want, I shall not want)
Hail your new king (Lord is my shepherd, Lord is my shepherd)
(I shall not want, I shall not want)
(I pray the Lord my s—, I pray the Lord my s—)
(I shall not want, I shall not want)
[Verse 2]
With my eyes wide open, I realize I'm blind
For this thick pitch blackness has smothered any shine
(Smothered any shine, shine)
Four stone walls encase me, lathered in a hot slime
There's no doors or windows, so there goes my mind
(There goes, so there goes, so there goes my mind)
Apparently, my woes have now reached a new eternal prime
(My woes have reached a new eternal prime)
I'm gone, officially there, I'm nowhere
You become this here when you disappear
(You become this hear when you disappear)
'Cause you miss to exist, this is void of care
(You miss to exist, this is void of care)
There's no past, not blank or vast, just bare
(There goes, so there goes, so there goes my mind)
Hell's bells toll violently and vibrate my spine
My tomb spins randomly, swirling on an incline
(Swirling on an incline) (Smothered any shine, shine)
Now there's two bodies flopping in this box, which one is mine?
The other one's dead and prays in tongues, I pay it no mind
(There goes, so there goes, so there goes my mind)
And the cycle repeats while our agony increases
(My woes have reached a new eternal prime)
Where's it end if it's true? Eternity is the thesis
Will we drown as our spinning box fills with our piss and feces?
Or can we make the hot tag and be rescued by Jesus?
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[Chorus]
Lord is my shepherd, Lord is my shepherd
I shall not want, I shall not want
I pray the Lord my s—, I pray the Lord my s—
I shall not want, I shall not want
Satan's calling
It's a harrowing time
Satan's calling
It's a harrowing time
Hail your new king
Barreling in the sky
The demons sing
There's no ending in sight
Satan's calling (Lord is my shepherd)
It's a harrowing time (I shall not want)
Satan's calling (I pray the Lord my s—)
It's a harrowing time (I shall not want)
Hail your new king (Lord is my shepherd)
(I shall not want, I shall not want)
(I pray the Lord my s—)
(I shall not want)
11:14 pm
February 11, 2023
Enslaving feeble minds into a life of prostration
Not like my operation
The stupendium-wool over our eyes
Wool Over Our Eyes Lyrics
[Verse 1]
As I skip amongst the thickets, well, just look at what I've found:
An innocent wee critter sitting, shivering on the ground
Entrapped and gagged and bound upon a sacrificial mound
Such a miserable predicament, so, how'd you like the sound
Of a haven-cum-community, a vibrant congregation
Of waywards just like you?
The fates aligned for me to save from
The depraved and heathen demons and their vile abominations
Enslaving feeble minds into a life of prostration
Not like my operation
Not the slightest correlation
Why, we've dances, feasts and festivals; it's like we're on vacation
No time for contemplation
Would you like to come and take some
Salvation in exchange for just some light indoctrination?
The pact is sealed
Welcome in, brethren!
Step down off the pentagram
Blessed be and bend the knee and pledge to me forever and
Forget the need to question and we'll never need to reprimand
Lethargy is heresy
You're very keen to lend a hand
There’s effigies to render and a temple yet to build
We've many seeds to tend to and there’s earth still left to till
And every second spare you'd best remember to keep filled
In reverent prayer and penance lest dissenters will be kill-
-ecting up the mess
Until they find their crimes regrettable
All evidence says heaven's light's not likely for the skeptical
The bedding's of the finest moss
The lichen often edible
Now, don't you think your life outside was tiresome and forgettable?
[Chorus]
Deep in the dark of the woods where secrets sleep
We serve he who waits beneath
Till the soul, devotion reap
For the lamb who herds the sheep
In the dark of the woods we pledge our lives
Sages say that faith is blind
Arms raised high in sacrifice
Pull down wool over our eyes
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[Verse 2]
Time for your donations, fill the dish up, pass the gold plate
Every penny pays to kill the Bishops of the Old Faith
Our benefactor waits betwixt the crippling links of old chains
Tethered to the plains until the heretics are all slain
So, pay the tithes and pray you might remain upon the list of all
The cherished, chosen children for whom love is unconditional
Your contribution's absolution for the guilt within you all
Our movement may be new but all your sins are still original
You'll find my sermons stirring
Form the circle, get your heads down
Heavy hangs the neck of any vessel of the Red Crown
Blessed to be the shepherd of the desperate and oppressed now
Destined for ascension
Ne'er the wealthy ever left ground
So, empty out your bank accounts and dance around the fire
And focus your devotion through the crackling of the pyre
So potent and ambrosial it flows through blackened spires
To satiate our patron and their rancorous desires!
[CLAUNECK]
The game is barely set yet e’er within the deck you’ve dwelt
We’ve never met and yet we meet again upon my pelts
The cards we want are often drawn but seldom ever dealt
But, chance the hand you’re given mayhap lift you where you fell
Tell me, little lamb, do you see destiny immutable?
Does fate or dedication keep you bended knee and dutiful?
Feign predestination? Or is zealotry the truth of all
The paths you never take and never leave yet in the future walk?
Saviour or enslaver? Oh, these labels are but shallow things
You brave the twisting mists betwixt the hallowed and the harrowing
And pray that they may shift amidst the rhapsody of Haro’s wings
So, just embrace the chaos and the clarity the tarot brings
[Chorus]
Deep in the dark of the woods where secrets sleep
We serve he who waits beneath
Till the soul, devotion reap
For the lamb who herds the sheep
In the dark of the woods we pledge our lives
Sages say that faith is blind
Arms raised high in sacrifice
Pull down wool over our eyes
[Verse 3]
The time has come, enlightened ones; the hour is at hand
Or do you doubt the crown?
The righteous power it commands?
We swear to scriptures devilish, devout or ever-damned
Till fetid grip of heretics is scoured from the land
Who today can truly say their faith has never faltered?
Whose neck, so trained to pray would never strain against the halter?
These reins that pave the way towards our patron’s radiant reign
And so, which waif ordained by grace shall fate see slain upon the altar?
For what have we to give once coin and toil have been expended?
For naught have we to live if plots of soil to be lamented
Are the unascended end to whence our mortal coil has wended
The rested dead are spoiled not with the spoils we are intended
But flesh, bequeathed freely grants a life a higher purpose
In death, a deeper meaning everlasting pious service
Sowing seeds precedes a reaping
Start a line, now who's the first?
You all decided to convert, so tell me, why're you so nervous?!
For your fervour has been fated now to satiate the beast
In chains he waits beneath and how he craves to be released
We celebrate in blessed flame, so, pray and take a seat
And pledge unto their name lest you be plated at the feast
Let your faith remain unshaken in our monastery's beliefs
You’ve no claim to consecration when there’s coffers to be greased
Stay praiseful to your deity
Their prophecy and priest
For the sheep may be the shepherd but the flock is being fleeced
[Chorus]
Deep in the dark of the woods where secrets sleep
We serve he who waits beneath
Give the flesh, ascension seek
From the lamb who herds the sheep
In the dark of the woods we pledge our lives
Sages say that faith is blind
Arms raised high in sacrifice
Pull down wool over our eyes
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