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What's in The Bag???
March 15, 2023
10:13 pm
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Who are you?

Esham: A way out, if you sew choose!

You been running so long, come back

Eminem- phenomenal

 

I am phenomenal

With every ounce of my blood

With every breath in my lungs

Won't stop until I'm phe-no-menal

I am phenomenal

However long that it takes

I'll go to whatever lengths

It's gonna make me a monster though

I am phenomenal

But I would never say, 'Oh, it's impossible'

Cause I'm born to be phenomenal

Unstoppable, unpoppable thought bubbles

Stomp you in the verse, obstacles I'm drawn to 'em

When the going got rough

Some of what I done fought through was the worst, little sissy

Who the fuck taught you how to persevere?

There ain't no situation that you ever had to respond to that's adverse

The messiest thing you've ever gone through was your purse

Yeah, I don't try like hell, then I might as well

Hang it up like a shelf, gotta keep growin' with it, evolve

Cause you can keep throwin' shit at the wall

But you're gonna find that nothing's gonna stick until you apply yourself

Time to slip in that zone till' I find myself

Inside the realm of the unknown and boldly go

Into waters where nobody else has gone before

Or willing to go, uncharted, feeling is so

Bomb, I'm feelin' myself, I'm a giant

Sometimes I gotta remind myself that I am...

I am phenomenal

With every ounce of my blood

With every breath in my lungs

Won't stop until I'm phe-no-menal

I am phenomenal

However long that it takes

I'll go to whatever lengths

It's gonna make me a monster though

I am phenomenal

But I would never say, 'Oh, it's impossible'

Cause I'm born to be phenomenal

Let me self-empower you

When you're down and they're tryin' to clown the fuck out of you

And you feel like you're runnin' out of fuel

I'll show you how to use doubt as fuel

Convert it to gunpowder too

Now what you do is put the match to the charcoal fluid

Put the spark to it like Martha Stewart barbecuing

Ah screw it, feel like you want to hit that wall then do it

Punch through it, just cock back, put your all into it

Now you gon' take that rage and make that what you wage

Never take back what you say

If you stay strapped in your brain, engaged in a steel cage match

Ready to scrap asap

Take your fists and just ball it

Show who's big and who's smallest you're Christopher Wallace

Now picture 'em all as plastic and foam

Lays flat, where you put your dinner plates at

And set it on 'em like a placemat

(I am phenomenal)

And I want you to say that

I am phenomenal

With every ounce of my blood

With every breath in my lungs

Won't stop until I'm phe-no-menal

I am phenomenal

However long that it takes

I'll go to whatever lengths

It's gonna make me a monster though

I am phenomenal

But I would never say, 'Oh, it's impossible'

Cause I'm born to be phenomenal

Step into the unknown and find yourself

You're floating freely, no emotion

Got a fuckin' mouth with no shut-off valve

Can't even cut off power to it, but it's what allowed

Me to come up out from under the fuckin' ground

Cause I worked my butt off now

It's a subject that I don't know how to shut up about

Cause I stuck it out

Like a motherfucking tongue thats how, I responded when I got shoved around

You're gonna have non-believers

But when you're beyond belief, you probably shouldn't wonder how

Get it how you live

But are you prepared to give more than you get?

And put in twice what you get back from this shit

Though what you sacrifice barely is half, never give

Rap is my shiv

But it's like my shield at the same time I wield and my knife is will

Sometimes I feel just like B. Real from Cypress Hill

How I can just kill a cypher, survivor's guilt

Ready to face any challenge, waitin'

Can taste it, it's salivation, I'm wagin' retaliation

Look what I have built, reputation is validation

The only thing I'm capable of makin' is amazing

Only thing you're capable of makin' is a false statement

Or accusation... I am legendary status, in fact

That is the only way you'll ever be able to say

Your legend is makin' an allegation

I write with the left, same hand I hold the mic with

As I fight to the death, 'til my last breath

Managed to prove who the best man is

Prevail at all costs, be the only ones left standing

In the end, but I ain't gonna be the only one with the advantage

Of knowing what it's like to be southpaw

Cause you can bet your ass you'll be left handed

I am phenomenal

With every ounce of my blood

With every breath in my lungs

Won't stop until I'm phe-no-menal

I am phenomenal

However long that it takes

I'll go to whatever lengths

It's gonna make me a monster though

I am phenomenal

But I would never say, 'Oh, it's impossible'

Cause I'm born to be phenomenal

 

March 15, 2023
10:26 pm
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Maybe you should listen when I flip the linguistics

Cuz when I rip this mystical slick shxt...

Bad meets 3vil- fastlane

 

Uh, first verse, uh, I'm armed 'til I'm on an island

My life's ridin' on the Autobahn on autopilot

Before I touch dirt, I'll kill y'all with kindness

I kill ya, my natural persona's much worse

You've been warned if you've been born or if you conformed

Slap up a cop and then snatch him out of his uniform

Leave him with his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on

And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn

Y'all niggas' intellect mad slow, y'all fags know

Claimin' you bangin', you flamin'

Bet you could light your own cigarette with ya asshole

Me and Shady deaded the past

So that basically resurrected my cashflow

I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke

Though I ain't wrapped tight

My blood type's the '80s, my '90s was like the Navy

You was like the Bradys, you still fly kites daily

Catch me in my Mercedes, bumpin' "Ice Ice Baby"

Screamin', "Shady 'til I die", like a half a pair of dice, life's crazy

So I live it to the fullest 'til I'm Swayze

And you only live it once, so I'm thinkin' 'bout this nice, nice lady

Wait, no, stop me now 'fore I get on a roll (Danish)

Let me tell you what this pretty little dame's name is

'Cause she's kinda famous

And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this

Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus

You morons think that I'm a genius

Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum cleanin'

Came to drive them trailer parks crazy

I am back, and I am razor-sharp, baby

And that's back with a capital "B" with an exclamation mark

Maybe you should listen when I flip the linguistics

'Cause when I rip this mystical slick shit

You don't wanna become another victim, a statistic of this shit

'Cause after I spit the bullets

I'ma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball

I'ma kick the ballistics, so get this dick, I'ma live this

I'm livin' life in the fast lane

Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down

Only got a gallon in the gas tank

But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now

I don't really know where I'm headed, just enjoyin' the ride

Just gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die

I'm livin' life in the fast lane

(Pedal to the metal)

Livin' life in the fast lane

(Pedal to the metal)

Yeah, my whole goal as a poet's to be relaxed in orbit

At war with a bottle, as Captain Morgan attacks my organs

My slow flow is euphoric, it's like I rap endorphins

I made a pact with the Devil that says "I'll let you take me"

"You let me take this shovel, dig up the corpse of Jack Kevorkian"

Go back and forth in more beef that you can pack a fork in

I'm livin' the life of the infinite enemy down

My tenement chimney now, the semi's the remedy, pow

Spin him around, enterin' in the vicinity

Now, was called M&M

But he threw away the candy and ate the rapper

Chewed him up and spitted him out, girl giddy-up, now get-get down

He's lookin' around this club

And it looks like people are havin' a shit fit now

Here, little t-t-trailer trash, take a look who's back in t-t-town

Did I s-s-stutter, motherfucker? Fuck them all, he shuts

The whole motherfuckin' Walmart d-d-down

Every time he comes a-r-r-round

And he came to the club tonight with 5'9 to hold this bitch down

Like a mothafuckin' chick underwater, he tryin' d-d-drown

Shorty, when you dance, you got me captivated, just by the way

That you keep lickin' them dick-suckin' lips, I'm agitated, aggravated

To the point you don't suck my dick

Then you're gonna get decapitated

Other words, you don't fuckin' give me head, then I'm have to take it

And then after takin' that, I'ma catch a case, it's gon' be fascinatin'

It's gon' say "The whole rap game passed away"

On top of the affidavit

Graduated from master debater, slash massive masturbator

To Michael Jackson's activator, meanin' I'm on fire off the top

Might wanna back up data, runnin' over hip hop

In a verbal tractor trailer

Homie, they're sick, you could normally ask a hater

Don't it make sense, these shell casings is just like a bag of paper

Drop in the lap of a tax evader, homie they spent

Now make that ass drop like a sack of potatoes, what girl?

I'm the crack-a-lator

Percolator to this party, be my penis ejaculator later

Tell you boyfriend that you just struck pay dirt

You rollin' with a player, you won't be exaggeratin' when you sayin'

I'm livin' life in the fast lane

Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down

Only got a gallon in the gas tank

But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now

I don't really know where I'm headed, just enjoyin' the ride

Just gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die

I'm livin' life in the fast lane

(Pedal to the metal)

Livin' life in the fast lane

(Pedal to the metal)

Pedal to the metal

Pedal to the metal

March 15, 2023
10:45 pm
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It-it's evident I'm not done

V-Venomous, the thoughts spun

Like a web and you just caught in 'emgetclowned

Eminem-venom

 

I got a song filled with shit for the strong-willed

When the world gives you a raw deal

Sets you off 'til you scream, "Piss off! Screw you!"

When it talks to you like you don't belong

Or tells you you're in the wrong field

When something's in your mitochondrial

'Cause it latched on to you, like-

Knock knock, let the devil in

Manevolent as I've ever been, head is spinnin'

This medicine's screamin', "L-L-L-Let us in!"

L-L-L-Like a salad bowl, Edgar Allan Poe

Bedridden, shoulda been dead a long time ago

Liquid Tylenol, gelatins, think my skeleton's meltin'

Wicked, I get all high when I think I've smelled the scent

Of elephant manure, hell, I meant Kahlúa

Screw it, to hell with it, I went through hell with accelerants

And blew up my-my-myself again

Volkswagen, tailspin, bucket matches my pale skin

Mayo and went from Hellmann's and being rail thin

Filet-o-Fish, Scribble Jam, Rap Olympics '97 Freaknik

How can I be down? Me and Bizarre in Florida

Proof's room slept on the floor of 'da motel then

Dr. Dre said, "Hell yeah!"

And I got his stamp like a postcard, word to Mel-Man

And I know they're gonna hate

But I don't care, I barely can wait

To hit 'em with the snare and the bass

Square in the face, this fuckin' world better prepare to get laced

Because they're gonna taste my-

Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum

And I'm not knowin' when I'm

Ever gonna slow up and I'm

Ready to snap any moment I'm

Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em

They ain't gonna know what hit 'em

(W-W-When they get bit with the-)

Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum

And I'm not knowin' when I'm

Ever gonna slow up and I'm

Ready to snap any moment I'm

Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em

They ain't gonna know what hit 'em

(W-W-When they get bit with the-)

I said knock knock, let the devil in

Shotgun p-p-pellets in the felt pen

Cocked, fuck around and catch a hot one

It-it's evident I'm not done

V-Venomous, the thoughts spun

Like a web and you just caught in 'em

Held against your will like a hubcap or mud flap

Beat strangler attack

So this ain't gonna feel like a love tap

Eat painkiller pills, fuck up the track

Like, what's her name's at the wheel? Danica Patrick

Threw the car into reverse at the Indy, a nut crashin'

Into ya, the back of it just mangled steel

My Mustang and the Jeep Wrangler grill

With the front smashed, much as my rear fender, assassin

Slim be a combination of an actual kamikaze and Gandhi (Gandhi)

Translation, I will probably kill us both

When I end up backin' into ya

You ain't gonna be able to tell what the fuck's happenin' to ya

When you're bit with the-

Venom, adrenaline momentum

And I'm not knowin' when I'm

Ever gonna slow up and I'm

Ready to snap any moment I'm

Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em

They ain't gonna know what hit 'em

(W-W-When they get bit with the-)

Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum

And I'm not knowin' when I'm

Ever gonna slow up and I'm

Ready to snap any moment I'm

Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em

They ain't gonna know what hit 'em

(W-W-When they get bit with the-)

I said knock knock, let the devil in

Alien, E-E-Elliott phone home

Ain't no telling when this chokehold

On this game will end, I'm loco

Became a Symbiote, so

My fangs are in your throat, hoe

You're snake-bitten with my, venom

With the ballpoint pen I'm

Gun cocked, bump stock, double-aught, buckshot

Tire thumper, a garrote, tie a couple knots

Fired up and caught fire, juggernaut

Punk rock, bitch, it's goin' down like Yung Joc

'Cause the Doc put me on like sunblock

Why the fuck not, you only get one shot

Ate shit 'til I can't taste it

Chased it with straight liquor

Then paint thinner, then drank 'til I faint

And awake with a headache

And I take anything in rectangular shape

Then I wait to face the demons I'm bonded to

'Cause they're chasin' me but I'm part of you

So escapin' me is impossible

I latch onto you like a parasite

And I probably ruined your parents' life

And your childhood too

'Cause if I'm the music that y'all grew up on

I'm responsible for you retarded fools

I'm the super villain Dad and Mom was losin' their marbles to

You marvel that? Eddie Brock is you

And I'm the suit, so call me-

Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum

And I'm not knowin' when I'm

Ever gonna slow up and I'm

Ready to snap any moment I'm

Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em

They ain't gonna know what hit 'em

(W-W-When they get bit with the-)

Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentum

And I'm not knowin' when I'm

Ever gonna slow up and I'm

Ready to snap any moment I'm

Thinkin' it's time to go get 'em

They ain't gonna know what hit 'em

(W-W-When they get bit with the-)

March 15, 2023
11:14 pm
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Follow the echoes of the black eyed kids.

My world is like a Rubik's Cube, it's too complex girl

Bad meets evil-echo

 

[Chorus: Liz Rodrigues]

All around

The world there's an echo

As he takes

A bow, and they all know

All the girls, the boys

They chase the noise

Through the highs and through the lows

They will follow the echo

Echo, echo, echo

They will follow the echo

Echo, echo

 

 

[Pre-Verse 1: Eminem]

It seems like no matter what I do, I just can't get away from them

Get away from what?

The voices

I can hear 'em callin', callin', callin', callin', callin' me

 

[Verse 1: Eminem]

I eat rappers, with the rhyme, consume 'em

The only fucking thing that you consume is time, I'm super human

My world is like a Rubik's Cube, it's too complex girl

You assuming, Cupid's looming, my mentality's caveman stupid woman

My life is Truman Show, all I have is music, ho

I stopped chasing every chick under the sun many moons ago, so pretend my dick is a balloon and blow

But you better put a fork in it if you think I’ma lay here just spooning, yo

Oh, you think you the shit 'cause I just said you was beautiful?

Diabolical to my last molecule, down to my last hair follicle and cuticle

Rotten to the core to the bone cold all the way down to my soul from my head to my toe

Ever since I was 13 I learned how to sew and sewed shut my own bootyhole

'Cause I ain't took no shit since I looked down to my nuts and saw my first pubic grow

I told these stupid hoes when I come back I’ma set this bitch on fire!

And this time I don't mean I'ma pour gasoline on some chick and light her

'Cause this time when I fuck this world I’ma put the whole goddamn dick inside her

I ain't even put my tip in that hole yet, I'ma go get Nickel and try to rip it wider

 

[Chorus: Liz Rodrigues]

All around

The world there's an echo

As he takes

A bow, and they all know

All the girls, the boys

They chase the noise

Through the highs and through the lows

They will follow the echo

Echo, echo, echo

They will follow

The echo, echo, echo

 

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Bad Meets Evil

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Bad Meets Evil

 

[Pre-Verse 2: Royce da 5’9” & Eminem]

Shh!

Did you hear that? Somebody just said something

Is anybody there?

I can hear 'em callin', callin', callin', callin', callin' me

 

[Verse 2: Royce da 5’9”]

Classical poems, battle my own demons, I need a glass of Patron

Bad as I need a horn stabbing my clavicle bone, I'm matador prone

First time I seen a desert eagle I was letting the .44 buss, the .44 pop

The first time you seen one, you was eating coco puffs, looking at Robocop

I am not a man, I'm a logo, I'm a such thang

In order to clean my veins you need Saleen, I'm never referring to the solution, I’m talking about more like the Mustang

Vroom! Get respect from the get-go, hello! Step to the echo, echo, echo

Pen got a mind of its own, got to write my rhymes with a timer

Otherwise I’ll probably vibe out to a nine minute song

As the echo follows the Maserati, as the petrol swallows

I'm a thousand bodies away from a skeleton, check your Bible inside it

It'll say this guy's an elephant, I’m fly like I’m killing the scene like

I’m a villain with wings, I’ll sleep when I’m 6 feet deep

Right now I’m living a dream, though we may be reckless

The ladies check us, they whisper Shady Records, baby echo!

 

[Chorus: Liz Rodrigues]

All, around, the world, there's an echo

As, he takes, a bow, and they all know

All the girls, the boys, they chase the noise

Through the highs and through the lows

They will follow the echo, echo,

March 17, 2023
9:03 pm
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getclowned I'm backgetclowned

Now, let's educate some people!

This city's at a tipping point, it could go either way.

The 3nd is nigh 

Taking acid before this trip down the rabbit hole is ill advised

 

[

Intro: J.J.J.]

Are we live? Good

Did you plug the book? No?

You're fired! Get out!

Now, let’s educate some people

 

[Verse 1: J.J.J.]

Welcome back, thanks for joining me today

Here on Just the Facts with your friend J. Jonah J

This city's at a tipping point, it could go either way

But I'm not one to disappoint, I’ve got a lot to say

About a hero, a man who loves this city like a son

Shooting through the air and looking out for everyone

Bringing hope and light and justice to a city that had none

And his name's J. Jonah Jameson, you're welcome, let's move on

To a menace! A monster! A blight upon our streets!

Of course, I am referring to that spider donning freak

Don't let him fool you, no, it's not quiet, it's not peaceful

It's a disaster on the brink, so wake up and listen, people!

There’s an evil hiding out there, anyone could be that web slinger

Trust me, I once hired a guy the height, he was a dead ringer

Yes, Spider-Man again! He needs arrest with no parole

This guy’s shenanigans require a little pest control

 

 

[Chorus 1]

That's all, so tune in again

We got the news and the views on which you can depend

And if you see him, you can login and send in all your pictures

Pictures of Spider-Man

Our city has a way of life to defend

So we’re here to tell your neighbourhood he isn't your friend

If you see a hero, you should really amend your picture

Picture of Spider-Man

 

[Verse 2, J.J.J.]

I hate to say it, but we can't ignore the failures

Our city's top committees won’t investigate his alias

Sure, Fisk is out the picture, but a hundred mile radius

Of thugs and goons and hooligans will make the public pay for it

Who are we to say that our city should be trusted

To the flavour of the day dispensing Daredevil justice?

The next crazy caped crusader out to punish folks for fun?

It's unthinkable! When we've already got a force we've funded

The fact is, folks, your taxes don't do jack for stopping crimes

Now they're spent to fix the messes that these loonies leave behind

Full confession, yes, the Scorpion, well, he is one of mine

But was all in good intention that he went and undermined

We need an Iron Fist, some discipline to set things right

A weak slap on the wrist won't keep you safe on misty nights

I'm sure every cop for miles, morale is out of sight

As our force is forced to watch while spandex psychos fight the fight

So we ship ‘em off to prison when they level blocks in battle

On some package cruise for villains, plunging public funds for travel

Sure, they may look caged, but the truth is, we're just saddled

So I ask you listeners, now we've bought the raft, where's the paddle?

 

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[Chorus 2]

That's all, so tune in again

We got the news and the views on which you can depend

If you see him, you can login and send in all your pictures

Pictures of Spider-Man

This super nuisance screws up more than he mends

So maybe you should view him through an alternate lens

We're horrified at all of the positive comments on your pictures

Pictures of Spider-Man

 

[Verse 3: Mugging Victim]

Speak for yourself, I've seen Spidey protect this city

Last Monday, I got jumped and mugged, trust me, they could've killed me

When suddenly this muscular stud in the tightest suit

Saved me first, gave me my purse and strung the thugs up by their boots

 

[J.J.J. & Mugging Victim]

We'll now that's a lovely story. but did you not deduce?

That maybe Spider-Man and all those thugs are in cahoots?

Wait, did you just say "cahoots"?

Yes I did, and it's the truth!

With that spider on our ceilings. violent crime is through the roof!

NEXT!

 

[Robbery Eyewitness]

Uh, hello? Hi, is this the right number?

Of that blathering idiot

Spitting, belittling heroes and making me wonder

Did you not see the bank heist? Spider-Man knocked out his lights!

I can't believe you have the nerve to mock those who do what's right

 

[J.J.J.]

Yes, the bank was already in trouble

Then the spider shows up for the scuffle

Might he have taken the fight outside ‘stead of crushing the lobby to rubble?

Stopping a robbery?

Or was he just showing off at the cost of the jobs and the property?

Dropped all that concrete on top of the robber

And still didn't bother to finish him properly!

NEXT!

 

[Internet Hater]

Yeah, hi, I'm just trying to find out

Why you're so riled up half of the time now

Couldn't you present a better argument

If you were calm instead of getting farther into

A belligerent position in which

Refusing to listen to listeners' differing

Views is the thing that you're choosing to do?

Even when they've just proven the truth, you just interrupt-

 

[J.J.J.]

Another caller tries tell me how to do my job

When I holler it's not out of anger, no, it's out of love!

For this city! For its people!

But if you just think I'm ticked off

Turn over to that hero-loving hellcat hosting Trish Talk

 

[Chorus 3]

That's all, so tune in again

We got the news and the views on which you can depend

If you see him, you can login and send in all your pictures

Pictures of Spider-Man

If you're delusional, then you can pretend

That our city isn't victim of a dangerous trend

But if you've been afflicted, then of course, you can send your pictures

Pictures of Spider-Man

 

[Verse 4: J.J.J.]

Non lethal? That's just fine!

He just hung them up in a bundle of twine

‘Til our city's window cleaners find

Them ten floors up in ten months time

But what's a few corpses glued onto roofs

When his YouTube movies get millions of views?

That the hoodlum puts on a mask just proves

That he's not paying tax on the ad revenue

The fact is this the impact of this damned arachnid

Can be tracked back to the day that he landed

Donned a mask and the bad guys adapted

Menageries of mad-men he manufactured

This hack is the last thing we need

Now sentient sand and Nazi bees!?

Lizards, wizards, can't we see?

That spider's like a damned disease!

Call me traditional, I do things by the book

But if you like the truth, my friend, well, you can buy the book!

Violence shook and sides were took, yet some would let them off the hook

I guess I shouldn't be surprised that sheep will follow crooks

You're left with vigilantes when you let crime get away

So when will Spider-Man see that the freaks have had their day?

If it were up to me, folks, if I truly had my way

I'd simply snap my fingers and they'd all just go away

 

[Outro]

You, you still here? Good

You're rehired

Get me a coffee and then fire yourself again

Amateurs

March 17, 2023
9:05 pm
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Wake up and listen, there's an 3vil hiding in the bushes, anyone could be that web slinger...he needs arrest with no pay roll.

His shenanigans require a little pest control...stomp that bug!

Amend your pictures, anyone can be spiderman.

The stupendium-pictures of spidermangetclowned

March 17, 2023
9:22 pm
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Hell is overflowing and Satan is sending his dead to us.

Have I said enough? Ain't I said it all?

Your boy been planting bombs!!!

 

Bukshot-when hell freezes

 

[

Intro: Televangelist (Ken Foree)]

Hell is overflowing and Satan is sending his dead to us. Why? Because

 

[Verse 1: Bukshot]

Have I said enough? Ain't I said it all?

Your boy been planting bombs, watch me set 'em off

I've been steady ticking for a rip, itching to give a whipping

I'm trying to be the man, ain't talking Scottie Pippen

Ain't talking second place, I'm trying to be like Mike

Trying to be a master killer when I'm on the mic

Cold as ice, hope for devils every time I roll the dice

Born to fight, I'm your next door neighbor when I'm on tonight

Made a blueprint for your downfall, we show up, my goons will sound off

Show up and surround thе town hall, hog-tied up is how they found y'all

Hit the еscape route, through the sewers disappear

Listen here, jump on in with me, it's time to interfere

 

 

[Chorus: Bukshot]

They want me gone but they won't even say my name (my name)

They want me out the game

Yeah! When Hell freezes!

But I'm the don, this mob shit is all the same

This shit will never change!

Yeah! Maybe when Hell freezes!

I got a place to put ya, why I'm called The Butcher

If you can beat me would ya?

Yeah right! When Hell froze!

Thousand rounds like Pouya, not afraid to shoot ya

Take away my future

Yeah right! When Hell froze!

 

[Verse 2: Bukshot & Alan "Dutch" Schaefer (Arnold Schwarzenegger)]

Y'all keep talking 'bout the opps, quit playing coy, bitch

Don't be talking 'bout a bull when you're built like a toy, bitch

I done pull the measure tape, size 'em up, I'll demonstrate

All you people bitches, we the MOB, these belts are heavyweight

I see you hide up in the shadows of another man

Look at me, self-made, straight up out the tunnels, fam

Rappers don't respect you 'cause you are not straight up

I sit back and look at you and I see what you made of

We know that you get it in but you can bleed though (If it bleeds)

Your moves are foul, but you never hit your free throws (hit your free throws)

What is you thinking? Your enemy got mob ties

Cross lines, make a phone call, you all die!

 

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[Chorus: Bukshot]

They want me gone but they won't even say my name (my name)

They want me out the game

Yeah! When Hell freezes!

But I'm the don, this mob shit is all the same

This shit will never change!

Yeah! Maybe when Hell freezes!

I got a place to put ya, why I'm called The Butcher

If you can beat me would ya?

Yeah right! When Hell froze!

Thousand rounds like Pouya, not afraid to shoot ya

Take away my future

Yeah right! When Hell froze!

 

[Outro: Bukshot & Alan "Dutch" Schaefer (Arnold Schwarzenegger)]

If it bleeds, we can kill it

Yeah when Hell freezes!

Yeah when Hell froze

March 17, 2023
9:30 pm
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Good evening, do you know any good monsters?

Listen as we talk dark thoughts and soar past

The watershed line before your bedtime

You'll panic like a rabbit that is caught in headlights

Reckon we're manic? Of course, you're dead right!

Toon into the madness or is it turn?

3ncore???

The stupendium-tune into the madness

 

Good evening, do you know any good monsters?

Did you ever swerve your car at today's top speed of 35 miles an hour into an automobile?

Do you ever do the dishes for your wife? I should say not!

Mrs. Carter doesn't really mind washing her teflon-coated pans

New, vital and fashionable!

Fond of children? Well, it's only natural!

Yes, you can't get away from it

There are branches everywhere

And it's safe?

Yes, sir!

Deep down, down, between the trees

Nestled in the leaves, gleams a TV screen

Near a small lad sitting in the tall grass (hm)

It's an odd transmission to be broadcast!

Listen as we talk dark thoughts and soar past

The watershed line before your bedtime

You'll panic like a rabbit that is caught in headlights

Reckon we're manic? Of course, you're dead right!

You better exercise more caution next time

Or you'll end up in tomorrow morning's headlines

Obituary nothing more than, "born and then died"

And not a single family member or a friend cried (wow)

Tune into the madness (oh)

Tune into the madness once more

Tune into the madness (ah)

Tune into the madness, encore!

This remarkable offer, the first and only one of its kind

Delicious, nutritious breakfast cereal, shot from guns!

Yes, sir! You could buy eight additional teaspoons! (Ooh)

Oh, look who's come for tea!

Are you sitting comfortably? (Yeah!)

All of the children better sit still then

'Cause when little kiddies fidget, then I kill them

Class is now in session — time you learned your lesson

Stare into the glare until your mind is effervescent

Bubbling the troubling, you'll find it less depressing

Open up your eyes, you'll be surprised what you might let in

The violent and the tragic, hiding in the static

This silent, enigmatic child had better pack it in!

And leave the schedule to the grown-ups

Revel in the pestilence, Auntie Beeb throws up

As a result of the long, continuing research of commercial explosives

Pepsodent's new, improved formula cleans teeth, whiter than ever

Mmm, icertainly does

Tune into the madness

Pictures hand-picked to be sickening, queasy

Tune into the madness

Transfixed and bewitched by the flickering TV

No, hold up, don't touch that dial! (Ooh)

Look at our isle of muck and bile!

With a saviour clad in a paper bag

Ooh, that must be one ugly child!

Gaze into the space between the pixels on the screen (oh)

There you'll see a place between the signal and the screams (hahaha)

Feel the oscillation of the crystal in your dreams

Just switch off your brain and let it sizzle in the beams

These scenes some viewers may find disturbing

Violent and unnerving, frighteningly alluring

Slightly stomach-churning, why would you be turning over?

Oh, so many programmes for discerning

Viewers who are just like you!

Eyes locked to the box for the schlock like glue

Shambling in their droves, scrambling their lobes

Get mangled in the strobe 'til you're cross-eyed too (woo)

Here's a message to millions of people who are continually pale and washed out, weak and run-down

All I do is bring you pounds and pounds of baby food

Good lean butcher's steak — very satisfying cake

Impress this fact upon mother

Boys and girls have overactive oil glands

Don't say it like that!

You'll make her sound ungainly

Tune into the madness

Tubes swimming with miasmic blackness (ha)

Tune into the madness (wow)

Sit glued to your viewing apparatus

Izzy! Wizzy! Let's get busy! (Ah!)

Such a pity diddy kiddies threw a tizzy (oh)

Don't be silly! What's the trouble, Little Timmy?

Itty bitty nippers should be giddy for the TV! (Ooh)

Strange lights are disguised in the bright glare

Daytime television's hellish in the right mindset

Too much time staring will make your eyes square

Any more, you'll end up like that child there!

Can't toggle off the gogglebox, so pop another bottle top

Top up your cup and sup the propaganda, prost, mazel tov

They say it's challenging to break a daily habit

Pacified into paralysis: a state of telly-addicts

Maybe one day the cathode rays'll be chromatic

Bringing colour to the pallor of the faces of the static

Taking off the mask, my behaviour is erratic

Claiming to be sane, but I'm just asymptomatic

Wait, did you hear that? Someone's pacing in the attic!

What in the blazes could be making such a racket?

Ooh, I say, you gave me a fright there!

I think I'm having another little nightmare!

Tune into the madness

Urchins channel surfing and subservient to the sadness

Zoom in with the cameras

Squirming as the sermon's stirred into your hippocampus

Cream, not a soap, not a liquid

But a dainty cream

It covers everything easily and beautifully

And what an eyeful they're going to get!

Feast your eyes, 'til you're anaesthetised

Lead a peaceful life for the cheapest price

No need to seek advice, or plea to Jesus Christ

In the deep of night, you'll really see the light

No one observes just how ominous the world is when monotonous

Channelling the brightest minds until they turn witless and ponderous

Their alertness is interred in this infernalest sarcophagus

The absurd and preposterous burned in by the phosphorus

Uncertain what lurks under the surface of your consciousness?

Observe it and you'll learn that it's perturbing, sick and monstrous

Keep surfing through diversions, Uma Thurman's new detergent

Normal service will return after a word from our sponsors!

Ladies, what's your problem?

Gracious, I've nothing for the Johnsons yet!

Keep calm, folks!

Buy the gifts that will look more expensive than they are

200 different formulations of dynamite, so powerful that it'll kill a rat

Press this secret button right here and an authentic western pistol pops out and fires! (Hahaha!)

Tune into the madness (yes)

A bountiful lineup of schooling and comedy (woo)

Huge wins at the BAFTAs

Bound to be prizes when you're every nominee

Tune into the madness (oh)

Tune into the madness once more

Tune into the madness (eugh)

Tune into the madness, encore!

No guest is ever really happy without the right kind of tea

Well, don't keep staring at it! Taste it!

Getting high on life could be habit forming

You just can't grow up fast enough, can you?

March 17, 2023
9:40 pm
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It's almost tea time, the end is nigh, kill the spider!!!

Sleeping deep beneath the sleepers of the isle

There’s a demon creature dreaming, heathen and reviled

Sees no rhyme or reason but for feasting when he’s riled

Tickets, please! Let me tell you the tale

The stupendium-end of the line

 

The End of the Line Lyrics

[Intro: Both]

Sleeping deep beneath the sleepers of the isle

There’s a demon creature dreaming, heathen and reviled

Sees no rhyme or reason but for feasting when he’s riled

Better let him be, lest you are sure to see the smile

Of sixteen tons of scurrying death

Smoldering souls through funnel of red

With a pick-like grin on the front of his head

Sat atop a most illogical number of legs

 

[Verse 1: Dan Bull, The Stupendium]

Tickets, please! Let me tell you the tale

Of a wicked beast, that’ll follow your trail

Through the valleys and vales, on your tail day and night

There’ll be chaos on the rails when the railway strikes

Stop, take stock, try to gauge the situation

‘Fraid your train has been derailed, there’s no use waiting in the station

Every engine’s been dismantled, there’s no other service coming

Charles is leading by example, he’s the only train that’s running

All in all, we're in a doozy of a mess

So, all aboard the WTF express

Should you want to stay safe, then I wouldn’t play games

Or you’ll learn another way of saying, “Run away! Train!”

 

 

[Chorus: Both]

Every life has a light in the tunnel ahead

But you might just find that behind it instead

Of a heaven is an engine and the devil inbred

And we’re next on the menu if we’ve left him unfed

Charlie

Your timetable says it’s almost time for tea

Charlie

And we’ve laid on quite a spread, as you can see

There’s a choo-choo train

Coming after you

Food chain’s

Gone a bit askew

Won’t catch that train

If it’s gonna catch you

 

[Verse 2: The Stupendium, Dan Bull, Both]

For certain worse than what they say to mind the gap for

The train’s not just cancelled, it’s damn well deplatformed

Since it scampered off the tracks to find a snack from off your back lawn

Couple jackdaws and your cat and then your dad from off the back porch

He’s hungry and he’s hunting down the islanders

With a side of any siding-hiding bystanders

Quite queer what his dietary requirements are

But it’s pretty clear regardless he’s a dining car

Coke? Coal? Petroleum? Alone they’ll never do

No, this engine sends the scent of rendered flesh out from the flue

On this service we’ll be serving something rather more unnerving

Chugga-chugging on blood as he chew-chews you

It’s all true, choo-choos consume fuel too

Humans are a whole new consumable and whole food

Gluten free range and more renewable than coal too

So, who to choose to chew to this tune? Ooh, you’ll do

 

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[Chorus: Both]

Every life has a light in the tunnel ahead

But you might just find that behind it instead

Of a heaven is an engine and the devil inbred

And we’re next on the menu if we’ve left him unfed

Charlie

Your timetable says it’s almost time for tea

Charlie

And we’ve laid on quite a spread, as you can see

Charlie

If we sate your lust for flesh on which to feed

Charlie

Will you promise to eat them instead of me?

There’s a choo-choo train

Coming after you

Food chain’s

Gone a bit askew

Won’t catch that train

If it’s gonna catch you

 

[Interlude: Both]

Engine, engine number nine

On the Aranearum mining line

If your train comes off the track

Better run, better run, or you won’t come back

 

[Verse 3: Dan Bull, The Stupendium, Both]

Hey, guess who! This is déjà vu

Like HS2, you’ll be railed right through

Penetrated in the vein of a mainline route

When we come, well then, we’re gonna run a train on you

You might say we’ve got a loco motive

To provide the train with a load of groceries

Locally sourced from the local folk, dear

Granny’s s’posed to host, although she’s toast when the smoke clears

The el choo-choopacabara, the beast come to dine

And it’s far worse than leaves that he leaves on the line

You’ll see when he feasts in the deep of the night

By the pieces of people-y debris left behind

Riding off-peak? Don’t be ridiculous

The worth of your season ticket is

Quickly diminishing with every pillock

We’re feeding into his gleaming scissorous teeth

But if we seem insidious

We’re just uneasy villagers

Seeking to keep the most hideous beast

We unleashed from committing the deed of killing us

If killing a priest, a vicar, a grocer or postman or three is villainous?

Well, what’s it to me? You probably see the feast is imminent

Keep on screaming, pump the bellows, he’ll be drawn to your duress

Charlie loves a little murder on the goriest express

You can ruminate on whether there’s a certain train near

Or pray that it’s a rumour made to circulate fear

But in case you didn’t hear then I better make clear

This train terminates here

 

[Chorus: Both]

Every life has a light in the tunnel ahead

But you might just find that behind it instead

Of a heaven is an engine and the devil inbred

And we’re next on the menu if we’ve left him unfed

Charlie

Your timetable says it’s almost time for tea

Charlie

And we’ve laid on quite a spread, as you can see

Charlie

If we sate your lust for flesh on which to feed

Charlie

Will you promise to eat them instead of me?

There’s a choo-choo train

Coming after you

Food chain’s

Gone a bit askew

Won’t catch that train

If it’s gonna catch you

March 17, 2023
9:48 pm
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Deja Vu?

I've murdered everybody, I need some switches for me

Take me some place, nobody never knew existed

Gone like the missle that missed it and gone balistic.

Let's fall deeper into a manic state

icP- off the tracks

 

[

Violent J]

I battle samurais, they fight like little bitches to me

I've murdered everybody, I need some switches for me

Take me some place, nobody never knew existed

Gone like the missle that missed it and gone balistic

It's floatin' on anybody caught in the way

I'm falling through the future while you back in the day

And know that there's a storm comin' brewin' up ahead

With black rain as hot as it can get, oh shit

 

[Hook]

We off the track

Off the track, off the track

Falling freely

Dip on back, back

Flying with me

We off the track

Off the track, off the track

Falling freely

Dip on back, back

Flying with me

 

[Shaggy 2 Dope]

Motherfucker I been droppin' freestyles, for fifty three miles

We drop some nuclear bombs, we tryin' to see smiles

I caught a shootin' star inside a peanut butter jar

We bring it in to vocal booth and beam out like quasars

We drawin' crop circles, like Prince sky's purples

Cast out colorful shiny diamonds wonderful

I'm not the one that bullshit about the thunder though

We keep it juggalo, we underground and mo'

Rockin' shows in my underwear, never been the one to care

Spend every penny that we ever made on weed and beer

I make the rainest, but the joker cards is ever famous

And who can blame us, the carnival became us

I'm sleepin' in the clouds, leaping through the night sky

I fantasize, let you see something beyond your eyes

I seen the galaxy, ate Lucky Charms off the Milky Way

But tomorrow gonna be the day, we off the tracks

 

[Hook]

We off the track

Off the track, off the track

Falling freely

Dip on back, back

Flying with me

We off the track

Off the track, off the track

Falling freely

Dip on back, back

Flying with me

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[Break]

And we gon' ride high

Swerve left and right high

All night

We gon' ride high

Swerve left and right high

All night

 

[Violent J]

You gotta meet me to believe me, and be me to achieve me

And vision through your third eye to even try to see me

I'm too dramatic, I'll slap you with the Sledge-O-Matic

I'm on your TV screen, talkin' through the static

On the beaches of Afghanistan, talkin' to the reefer man

Caught in a avalanche and don't need an ambulance

Come with me, I'll show you how to relax

Dark Carnival wagons is flying off the tracks

So come on...

 

[Hook]

We off the track

Off the track, off the track

Falling freely

Dip on back, back

Flying with me

We off the track

Off the track, off the track

Falling freely

Dip on back, back

Flying with me

 

[Break]

And we gon' ride high

Swerve left and right high

All night

We gon' ride high

Swerve left and right high

All night

[spoiler]

 

[Hook]

We off the track

Off the track, off the track

Falling freely

Dip on back, back

Flying with me

 

[Violent J]

Violent J and Shaggy motherfuckin' 2 Dope forever makin music

For the juggalo nation of serial killas, world wide

World wide baby, we will never never ever never stop

Never stop, Never never ever stop

Never ever ever never never ever stop bitch

[/spoiler]

March 17, 2023
9:53 pm
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Feels like I been down this road before

So lonely and cold, it's like something takes over me

Eminem-deja Vu

 

DMC, we have a mid-thirties male found down, unresponsive

Possible overdose, substance unknown

Pulse is 60 and thready, respiration's eight

He's intubated and we're bagging him now

Uh, BP 90 over palp, patient is cool, pale, and diaphoretic

Has aspirated, uh, GSC is 3

Will update en route, ETA, ten minutes

As I fall deeper into a manic state

I'm a prime candidate for the gene to receive the drug addict trait

Blood pressure climbs at a dramatic rate

I seem to gravitate to the bottle of NyQuil then I salivate

Start off with the NyQuil, like, "I think I'll just have a taste"

Couple of sips of that then I gradually graduate

To a harder prescription drug called Valium, like, "Yeah, that's great"

I go to just take one and I end up like having eight

Now I need something in my stomach 'cause I haven't ate

Maybe I'll grab a plate of nachos and I'll have a steak

And you'd think that with all I have at stake

Look at my daughter's face

"Mommy, something is wrong with dad I think

He's acting weird again, he's really beginning to scare me

Won't shave his beard again and he pretends he doesn't hear me

And all he does is eat Doritos and Cheetos

And he just fell asleep in his car eating 3 Musketeers in the rear seat"

Sometimes I feel so alone, I just don't know

Feels like I been down this road before

So lonely and cold, it's like something takes over me

As soon as I go home and close the door

Kinda feels like déjà vu

I wanna get away from this place, I do

But I can't and I won't, say I try, but I know that's a lie

'Cause I don't and why, I just don't know

"Maybe just a nice cold brew, what's a beer?"

That's the devil in my ear, I've been sober a fuckin' year

And that fucker still talks to me, he's all I can fuckin' hear

"Marshall, come on, we'll watch the game

It's the Cowboys and Buccaneers"

And maybe if I just drink half, I'll be half-buzzed

For half of the time, who's the mastermind behind that little line?

With that kind of rationale, man, I got half a mind

To have another half a glass of wine, sounds asinine

Yeah, I know, but I never had no problem with alcohol

Ouch, look out for the wall, aim for the couch, I'm 'bout to fall

I miss the couch and down I go, lookin' like a bouncy ball

Shit must've knocked me out 'cause I ain't feel the ground at all

Wow, what the fuck happened last night? Where am I?

Man, fuck, am I hungover, and goddamn, I

Got a headache, shit, half a Vicodin, why can't I?

All systems ready for take off, please stand by

Sometimes I feel so alone, I just don't know

Feels like I been down this road before

So lonely and cold, it's like something takes over me

As soon as I go home and close the door

Kinda feels like déjà vu

I wanna get away from this place, I do

But I can't and I won't, say I try, but I know that's a lie

'Cause I don't and why, I just don't know

So I take a Vicodin, splash, it hits my stomach, then, ah

Couple of weeks go by, it ain't even like I'm gettin' high

Now I need it just not to feel sick, yeah, I'm gettin' by

Wouldn't even be taking this shit if DeShaun didn't die

Oh yeah, there's an excuse, you lose Proof so you use

There's new rules, it's cool if it's helpin' you to get through

It's twelve noon, ain't no harm in self-inducin' a snooze

What else is new? Fuck it, what would Elvis do in your shoes?

Now here I am three months later, full-blown relapse

"Just get high until the kids get home from school, homes, relax"

And since I'm convinced that I'm an insomniac

I need these pills to be able to sleep, so I take three naps

Just to be able to function throughout the day, let's see

That's an Ambien each nap, how many Valium? Three?

And that will average out to about one good hour's sleep

Okay, so now ya see the reason how come he

Has taken four years to just put out an album, B

See, me and you, we almost had the same outcome, Heath

'Cause that Christmas, you know the whole pneumonia thing?

It was bologna, was it the methadone, ya think?

Or the hydrocodone you hide inside your pornos?

Your VCR tape cases, with your Ambien CR

Great places to hide 'em, ain't it? So you can lie to Hailie

I'm going beddy-bye, Whitney, baby, good night, Alaina

Go in the room and shut the bedroom door

And wake up in an ambulance

They said they found me on the bathroom floor, damn

Sometimes I feel so alone, I just don't know

Feels like I been down this road before

So lonely and cold, it's like something takes over me

As soon as I go home and close the door

Kinda feels like déjà vu

I wanna get away from this place, I do

But I can't and I won't, say I try, but I know that's a lie

'Cause I don't and why, I just don't know

March 17, 2023
9:58 pm
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I'm in The Upside Down with an Ouija board

Speaking backwards, conjuring a Locust Horde

They don't understand the language out my vocal chords

Wicked hip hop, ready for a war.

Th3 end is nigh Recite a chant to the mirror I whisper in they ear.

Wordplay wrap around your brain

Bukshot-chant

 

Verse 1: Bukshot]

I'm in The Upside Down with an Ouija board

Speaking backwards, conjuring a Locust Horde

They don't understand the language out my vocal chords

Wicked hip hop, ready for a war

Make 'em disappear like Dexter

Enter fear, riding shotgun with Vecna

Still here and I'm snuffing out hecklers

Evil brewing in the lab, Wesker

Nemesis Tyrant, Bukslap Alpha

Head crushed in like The Mountain how they found ya (how they found ya)

Mob killings, ain't nobody saw shit

Left them handcuffed to a train, Saw shit

Reckless murderer, blood gurglеr

Dracula soul stealer, Hamburglar

Fallen angеl, righteous devil

Ways to punish them on another level

[Chorus: Bukshot]

I've got these ways to crush they dreams unlike they've never seen

Make a wish, light a candle

Recite a chant to the mirror on the mantle

I whisper in they ear, they look like What the fuck you mean?

In the pit (in the pit) they can cancel

Bars of wicked shit they can handle

 

[Verse 2: Mr 8 Legz]

Slaughtered lamb to the worms, fatten vertebrae

You call it rituals? I call it a Thursday

Wordplay wrap around your brain leave a nurse afraid

I just want excessive death to overwhelm the birth rate

Underground where we shifting the Earth's plates and causing earthquakes

Open up the crust, swallow all of these fucks that never belonged with us down here in the first place

It's a berserk taste (Yeah!) since my first taste (of what?)

 

Of blood on my tongue but in love with the rush that comes

The hunt, so run, it doesn't matter where to because

 

The world is scary at night in the absence of light

But the beauty is anywhere, can be a burial site[Chorus: Bukshot]

I've got these ways to crush they dreams unlike they've never seen

Make a wish, light a candle

Recite a chant to the mirror on the mantle

I whisper in they ear, they look like What the fuck you mean?

In the pit (in the pit) they can cancel

Bars of wicked shit they can handle

[Verse 3: Whipstick]

Load another clip so I can shoot you like it's in a pic

Capture all the angles and strangle you when the room is lit

Yeah running through your bitch! Fuck her for the foolishness

Do it for the money but also do it for Xuligans

Wait! Look at me when I start stabbing you

Cackle in laughter 'cause all of it's rather cool

Stay! With me when I start to chat with you

Cry for your gods because hope has abandoned you (Fuck you!)

Slit your throat and spill the plasma on the sabbath

Hide the pain, when light done came when I finally break going savage

On top thank you for the facets, I've got it down to a pattern

Tear the iris from the sockets, obsessive, I've gotta have it

Guess the eyes are the windows to the soul when I'm breaking in

Stapling your forehead with a crucifix, I pray to it

Face it! When you're in the steeple, worship with a Satanist

Your soul is on the line so pal I hope you mind I'm taking it[Chorus: Bukshot]

I've got these ways to crush they dreams unlike they've never seen

Make a wish, light a candle

Recite a chant to the mirror on the mantle

I whisper in they ear, they look like What the fuck you mean?

In the pit (in the pit) they can cancel

Bars of wicked shit they can handle

March 17, 2023
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Smokin' Joe approves

I see my skeletons dancing 

Somebody must have let them out the closet

This a death dance, the reaper's watching you

Bukshot-death dance

 

[

Verse 1: Boogie]

Seventeen problems but your bitch ass ain't one

Looks like you got a problem down the barrel of a shotgun

Love me some haters, line 'em up and take 'em all out

Messin' with the mob, you probably should have taken a different route

Sneak up in your house like my name was Thomas Hewitt

When the boss gives a call, you know we gotta fuckin' do it

I'm on my squad shit so please make no mistake

Gonna find your rotting carcass at the bottom of a fucking lake

Now it's too late, you gotta reap what you sow

This be a death dancе and here comes thе crows

I got to admit, I thought you might have been smarter

But now we gotta make your dumb ass a fuckin' martyr (a fuckin' martyr)

[Chorus: Bukshot]

I see my skeletons dancing (dancing)

Somebody must have let them out the closet (closet)

Kind of funny but my rivals ain't laughin' (ain't laughin')

To keep it real, I think I may have costed (costed)

This a death dance, the reaper's watching you

Keep your last breath, it's what it's costin' you

Smokin' Joe approves, you got the cosign

Caught 'em in a bad mood and there's no time

 

[Verse 2: Krawley]

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Come to my hood, I smile while your whole crew stands in fright

It'll be alright, Bukshot told me not to take your life

But I've never listened so it's time for you to feel my knife

Cut 'em up, gut 'em up, wet 'em up, hang your insides up like Ed Gein

I spilled the blood of a punk, now my whole crib looks like a crime scene

I switched from the knife to the pump, now your whole crib scatter like roaches

I love the thrill of the hunt, now watch as the monster encroaches

As I lurk in the shadows you know I stay hooded up like a Sith Lord

Blue rag on my face, mason jar full of blood in case I get bored

You can run if you want to, think quick homeboy 'cause it might be your last chance

 

Mobstyle don't play (don't play), now watch me as I do my death dance[Chorus: Bukshot]

I see my skeletons dancing (dancing)

Somebody must have let them out the closet (closet)

Kind of funny but my rivals ain't laughin' (ain't laughin')

 

To keep it real, I think I may have costed (costed)

This a death dance, the reaper's watching you

Keep your last breath, it's what it's costin' you

Smokin' Joe approves, you got the cosign

Caught 'em in a bad mood and there's no time

[Verse 3: Bukshot]

Jumped on my grind shit, put it in a chokehold (chokehold)

I can get you knocked off, ain't no broke ho (broke ho)

Dropped twenty racks on your head, then you dead

Fish food on the bottom of a river filled with lead

See, I get it, you ain't used to fucking with a G

You not used to mobsters swinging back up on they enemies

Now that my kids are grown, killer, I'll handle you

Watchin' hollow tips turn your head into a can of stew

Lookin' through the cannon view, karma take the steering wheel

Fuck the opps! This the Mob, promise we ain't scared to kill

This is death, you can see it on our faces (faces)

Shotgun blast, bitch, we are the gauges (we are the gauges)[Chorus: Bukshot]

I see my skeletons dancing (dancing)

Somebody must have let them out the closet (closet)

Kind of funny but my rivals ain't laughin' (ain't laughin')

To keep it real, I think I may have costed (costed)

This a death dance, the reaper's watching you

Keep your last breath, it's what it's costin' you

Smokin' Joe approves, you got the cosign

Caught 'em in a bad mood and there's no time

 

March 17, 2023
10:16 pm
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Skeleton rap!!!

It's a shame that after you taste my blade

You won't have space for my Bolognese!

I serve spaghetti and incredibly good rhymes 

The stupendium- way deeper down

 

[

intro, spoken]

Sans:

...and I said 'Patella? I barely know her!'

 

Papyrus:

Sans! Stop your tomfoolery!

We are here to stand guard!

Wait here and keep your eyes out for humans!

 

Sans:

Eyes out? My eyes came out years ago!

Well, what do we got here...?

 

[Verse 1, Sans]

They call me Sans, I'm the serif of these parts

Nahh, Just kiddin', I work on a grease cart

Grilling up hot dogs to genocidal toddlers

You can run, but I'll know if you restart

If you want a bad time then you're in the right place

Just look into my eye, see my funny type-face

I'm really quite a nice guy but if you pick a fight

I will hunt you all your life through time and space

Can you blame me if I feel a little hubris?

For my fame for making things a little humerus?

I can tickle your bones to the tibia toes

Well unless you're my bro, jokes flow over his head...

 

[Papyrus]

Sans!? Who's there? you ridiculous scamp!

 

[Sans]

No-one! It's just an inconspicuous lamp!

(if you ever meet a skeleton in towels and some wellingtons)

(Just humour him and let him win and think that he's a champ.)

[Megalovania plays in background]

I bet you think you've never met a skeleton?

Well I'll bet you've Mettaton!

They just had a bunch of gooey melanin and flesh upon

But never one was in the upper echelon of clever puns

I'll make you laugh or cry depending on the run you've set upon

 

[Chorus]

We're spooky, scary sending shivers down your spine

You best prepare for a hilariously bad time!

Every human one day ends up six feet underground

But you're heading for a grave that's buried way, way deeper down

 

[Verse 2, Papyrus]

Nyagh! A human! Call the guards!

...Wait a minute. That's my job!

To capture and nab you won't be hard

This maze is made with electric charge!

...Wait, how did you get this far?

It took 3 weeks to erect this part!

I genuinely didn't expect this, darn!

How did you correctly guess this path?!

I am Papyrus! Traps set! Armed and ready!

There's medals on my armour already, oh plus some spaghetti...

You're nervous! But, oh that is good spaghetti...

Where was I? I keep on forgetting...

I am Papyrus! Best chef in the king's brigade!

With the culinary skills to leave you flambéed!

It's a shame that after you taste my blade

You won't have space for my Bolognese!

 

[Sans]

So I guess you could say that they pasta-way?

 

[Papyrus]

Sans! Is this how you have to behave?

I'm trying to challenge this dastardly knave!

But now I've run out of bars and they just ran away!

 

[Chorus]

We're spooky, scary sending shivers down your spine

I serve spaghetti and incredibly good rhymes! Nyeh!

Every human one day ends up six feet underground

But you're heading for a grave that's buried way, way deeper down

 

[Bridge, Napstablook:]

So you took a little fall? Do you think you've got the gall to survive extermination?

Trapped deep below and all you've got to show is your determination!

There's no tu-Toriel it's Asgore-y as can be!

Will the weight of your sins leave you Snowdin?

There's no mercy!

 

[Verse 3, W.D Gaster]

Who dares disturb me from my slumber?

Stick around, this'll be a fun number

I'm truly versed in tearing all the universe asunder

But I also have a specialty in unlucky spelunkers

I'm a puzzle in a bubble in the stuff of your dreams

Rupture realities and guzzle on the stuff in between

You'll be befuddled when I mussel in and muddle the scenes

Hit the shuffle and I'll tunnel through the fuzz on your screen

You're in trouble, you see, If you try to tussle with the W.D

You'll take a tumble then you'll crumble into rubble- debris

I bring the muscle to the scuffle plus a couple of beams

But my blasters won't be loud enough to muffle your screams

[Gaster Theme plays in background]

When you're caught in the cycle of an undying skeleton

Might as well strive to be front of the peloton

Top of my field but out of my elements

Testing your death would be a welcome experiment

I reign eternal so be certain that I'm well rehearsed

Rhymes so very fine that every line feels like a multi-verse

Every parallel dimension is at my command

But when it comes to spitting fire I've the matter in hands

 

[Chorus]

We're spooky, scary sending shivers down your spine

I'm outside of time and space, but I'm afraid you're just out of time!

Every human one day ends up six feet underground

But you're heading for a grave that's buried way, way deeper down

 

[Papyrus]

Nyagh! I’ll get them next time, Sans

You hear me I will!

 

[Post Chorus]

Way, way deeper down

 

[Sans]

Let me guess… you can feel it in your bones?

 

[Post Chorus]

Way, way deeper down

 

[W.D. Gaster]

Eugh… I’m going! Listening to the two of you bicker is making my skin crawl…

Metaphorically

 

[Post Chorus]

Way, way deeper down

March 17, 2023
10:26 pm
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The spark that started the fire

I'd call you serpents but y'all are rabbits and I'm the rattlesnake

It's clear as day I don't see the need to elaborate

Vinjay-brain dead

 

Yeah

Back to my roots

The spark that fueled the fire

The hunger that started it all

Yeah

 

I'm back to mauling the game and keeping it merciless

With bloody rhymes, y'all couldn't stop the flow with a tourniquet

They want some melodies from me but I prefer to spit

Cus every song I makes a hit record it's like a nervous tick

 

But all this paper got me cold and emotionless

If you saw the bank, you'd think I made my dough flipping opiates

Went from broke to a mogul known as the dopest of vocalists

So the only thing that y'all can do now is hope that it's over with

 

I've been a legend never questioned my worth

At 15 knew this rapping shit was destined to work

Don't get it twisted when I pull up the Chevy Traverse

Cus I'm a Semi truck bitch I make a mess when I swerve

 

My trajectory is wealth and that's predictable as fuck

I'm in love with the paper plus addictions in my blood

I never been the type to get convicted with some thugs

I'm the type that if you tryna run a business I'm the plug hoe

 

Y'all got no accolades

Nothing that I'd congratulate

I'd call you serpents but y'all are rabbits and I'm the rattlesnake

It's clear as day I don't see the need to elaborate

Y'all living with your mamas and jerking off to some anime

 

We're not alike and I've proven this shit consistently

Just try to follow my path homie you'll fail miserably

Fuck the 1st and the 3rd I give em burns in 5th degree

Simply put, this rap game without me is history

 

I made it mama take a look at what your boy did

Came a long way from stressing bout unemployment

Use to work with pesticides just to make a coin flip

Ironic cus I still get paid to spray poison

 

Remember skipping outta class so I could blast shady

I'd lock myself in my room and master my craft daily

Now fast forward a decade passionate fans play me

I'm past wavy I'm the hurricane that crashed Haiti

 

Category five

Water half a story high

Stop complaining, quit your bitching, just be happy you're alive

I got 'em all offended but it happens all the time

Ask me how I sleep at night it's in the laboratory high

 

Been a dope showman

"Fuck you" is my whole slogan

These woke folks are probably products of broke trojans

My rap styles first degree murder with no motive

My foes choking harder than hoes who condone throating

 

Your hate is obsolete I've been winning beyond belief

Y'all should just stop the gossip and focus on dodging poverty

Life is on the road but my hobby is copping property

Ballin' but still driven my life has turned into Rocket League

 

I got em wondering how much hotter the flame get

But it's mother fucking REDRUM until it rains red

Flip off my doubters numb your feelings with some pain meds

I'm on the throne bitch and I ain't moving like I'm brain dead

 

I'm on the throne bitch and I ain't moving like I'm brain dead

I'm on the throne bitch and I ain't moving like I'm brain dead

I'm on the - on the - throne - throne - moving like I'm brain - brain dead

I'm on the throne bitch and I ain't moving like I'm brain dead

March 17, 2023
10:33 pm
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Ooh-ooh!

 

That's a ghost sound, isn't it?

 

Not a skeleton!!!

Poor me, pour me a drink 'cause I'm thirsty, dry as a bone

'Cause my throat's exposed to the elements

I'm the result of an awful experiment.

I haven't seen you since Halloween

And that was pretty harrowing

 

Dan bull-minecraft skeleton rap remix

 

[

Pre-Chorus]

Well, hello again, friend!

I'm a skeleton, returning from the dead

Determined to be relevant again

So I'm following trends from the Nether to the End

And I've

 

[Chorus]

Got a bone to pick with you, little human

Bone to pick with you, little human being

I've seen where you've been and I don't like it

I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human

Bow to shoot at you, little human being

I know where you sleep so don't make a peep

Close your eyes, don't peek

Sweet dreams!

 

[Verse 1]

I've had my skull crunched thirteen times

Soil, where my brain is, a dirty mind

Full of naughty nursery rhymes

Poor me, pour me a drink 'cause I'm thirsty, dry as a bone

'Cause my throat's exposed to the elements

I'm the result of an awful experiment

I'm a living skeleton, devoid of any melanin or keratin

This specimen's a miracle of medicine

Who will crush your skeleton to gelatin

So that you're resembling a jelly trembling

When you hear my bones rattle, feel the adrenaline

Levels in your medulla, rising like the theremin

 

[Chorus]

I've got a bone to pick with you, little human

Bone to pick with you, little human being

I've seen where you've been and I don't like it

I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human

Bow to shoot at you, little human being

I know where you sleep so don't make a peep

Close your eyes, don't peek

Sweet dreams!

 

[Verse 2]

Hello, Jack-o'-Lantern, how the hell have you been?

I haven't seen you since Halloween

And that was pretty harrowing

I'm nothing but bone and marrow, I'm rocking a bow and arrow

Like some kind of low-fat Rambo(cupid)

Don't wear clothes, I go commando

Don't wear pants, I'm butt-naked but my butt is just grey

'Cause ain't no junk in this trunk, no wonder my butt's aching

I can't sit down, I can't do any sun-bathing

It's frustrating, I just wish the game was updated

All I want's some muscles and a sun-tan, honey

But until I get 'em, killing you's a fun plan, sonny

So, better start running when you hear my bones rattling

A rat-tat-tatting on your door before I bash it in

 

 

[Chorus]

I've got a bone to pick with you, little human

Bone to pick with you, little human being

I've seen where you've been and I don't like it

I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human

Bow to shoot at you, little human being

I know where you sleep so don't make a peep

Close your eyes, don't peek

Sweet dreams!

 

[Verse 3]

Better stay in 'til the next day, I'm a walking X-ray

More malnourished than children

Drinking milk products from Nestlé

I'm burning up in the sun-beams

I should have put on my sun-cream

But I don't have any skin to rub into

Or fingers to rub with, it's something

That I've had to adapt to by standing in the lakes

Or hiding under my rusty iron helmet 'til it breaks

It's a handicap I'm angry at and now I'm in a bad mood

So I'm redirecting my frustration, aim it at you

 

[Pre-Chorus]

Hello again, friend

I'm a skeleton returning from the dead

Determined to be relevant again

So I'm following trends from the Nether to the End

And I've

 

[Chorus]

Got a bone to pick with you, little human

Bone to pick with you, little human being

I've seen where you've been and I don't like it

I've got a bow to shoot at you, little human

Bow to shoot at you, little human being

I know where you sleep so don't make a peep

Close your eyes, don't peek

Sweet dreams!

 

[Outro]

Ooh-ooh!

That's a ghost sound, isn't it?

Not a skeleton

March 17, 2023
10:50 pm
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Dig down in your hearts, find the parts to believe

The stupendium-Minecraft vs Lego

 

[

Intro: The Stupendium]

It's the battle of the builders! Bricks v. blocks!

In the red corner, everybody's favorite precision-molded master builder, the Lego Man!

And in the blue corner, the polygonal pilgrim, the right-angled adventurer, Minecraft Steve!

 

[Verse 1: Dan Bull]

You might recognize me from the world's biggest video game

They call me Steve - Did they even give you a name?

I'm the new kid on the block, bringing new blocks to the kids

From the digital underground, don't need boxes and lids

I'm freestyling lines that are dropping you dead

Your hair's the only thing coming off the top of your head

You're still under construction - Can't be having much fun

Amidst a world of bricks in which your fists can't even clutch one

You're a bygone era bargain bin man, your time's passed

Your style's child's play, make way for Minecraft!

My blocks are rocks, logs, quartz, and lapis

While your's are plastic... and that's it

Check my stats, look, I'm killing it on YouTube

I can fell a forest with my fists - What can you do?

I'll build an obsidian tomb and lock you up in there

Mind you, I could do that with some tupperware

 

[Verse 2: The Stupendium]

Not fair to square raps against this cube

No joints, I still articulate better than you

I'm a classic, an icon, with style to boot

'Cause no matter what I'm wearing, it's a three-piece suit

I have sparked imaginations, every kid in every nation

On and on for generations, you can't stop what I'm creating

Check my space station, no Tekkit installation

You're low-res, homeless, no chance of overtaking

I'm a timeless line of iconic design

While you melt kids' minds one block at a time

For centuries we left child labour behind

You've essentially trapped them all back in the mines!

Won't be fooled by the blocks that you got

Without a modpack, all you're rocking is rocks

So have fun as you fumble in the dirt

Want to step to me? You'll see how much that hurts!

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[Chorus: NicePeter]

You got two rappers, but the battle's six-sided

Boxes in the ring, taking swings at the prize, it's

Apparently imperative we get it decided

Which brick clique gets kids excited?

 

[Verse 3: Dan Bull]

Gather 'round, everybody, drum roll please

And see the freak with two bumholes! Jeez!

If you come for Steve, then your loot gets dropped

I'm rocking more blocks than a Rubik's shop

Look, the truth is, I don't want to keep dissing

But you're useless soon as there's one piece missing

I'm unlimited fun-bringing don of construction

I worked it out myself, you just follow instructions!

I brave caves for days, digging diamonds, capping creepers

Sending spiders to the grave, can you keep up?

Nah!

I can end an enderman while he renders in

More architecturally smart than Simon Henderson

Don't send for the Avengers, Marvel, I'm assembling

You can't even take your trousers down without dismembering!

Now we're entering survival mode

You're just gathering dust, so here's the final blow

 

[Verse 4: The Stupendium]

Trample me? You'll need more than a horse

'Cause you're tangling with a toy box tour-de-force

I may be a plaything but I break the mould

Every day, three hundred thousand of me get sold

Heard of Overwatch? Did you hope to contend?

'Cause we're over Notch, yeah, your trend's at an end

You overshot if you came to depend

On the whims of the Net just to get dividends

Your phenomenon topped all the charts, it's true

But they dropped off faster than Notch dropped you

A decade ago, you were top of the views

But you'd still be at the bottom if it wasn't for Pewds

Sticks and stones may break my bones

But they aren't intimidating when they're all you own

Want to get a brick-slap from some bric-a-brac? Better pack

Your bits into your zip while I'm building me a throne

 

[Chorus: NicePeter]

You got two rappers, but the battle's six-sided

Boxes in the ring, taking swings at the prize, it's

Apparently imperative we get it decided

Which brick clique gets kids excited?

 

[Verse 5: EpicLLOYD]

Come on, guys? What's the sense in mindless squabbling?

When you could try to represent all kinds of modelling?

Constructive criticism? Pay attention to my offering

'Cause all the things that we could build together's mine-boggling!

I'm the proof of what we can achieve

Creative? Creator? What's with all the beef?

Cook up some ideas, there's no need to grief!

Dig down in your hearts, find the parts to believe

 

March 17, 2023
10:56 pm
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That's a triple word score for me and a community chest for you!

The stupendium-the chairman rolls again

 

The Chairman Rolls Again Lyrics

[Intro, Spoken]:

 

Chairman: Right, that is a triple word score for me... and a community chest for you!

 

Player: I... I don't remember these rules...

 

Chairman: Trust me, Scrabbopoly is the only way to play... oh! I won a beauty contest! Oop, just a minute!

 

Dan Bull: If any other Youtuber wants to challenge me to a Scrabble match, they can make a video, and call me out, before I make a decision. So if you guys have a favorite Youtuber that you love watching, and would love to see gird the board with me, the Scrabbull, then let them know people, let them know. But not Jake Paul because Jake Paul is literally (fades off)

 

[Verse 1]:

Dan...

It's...

Admirable, you want to battle at Scrabble

But are you after a challenge? Or do you just dabble?

You may do fine against the rest of the rabble

But to grapple my talent you best be grabbing your saddle

If you tackle me! The grammatical cavalry!

Alphabetical stampede, to trample my adversaries

On a valiant steed that I papier-mached

From all the villains I've slayed, and Oxford dictionary pages

I'll tea bag you with my tile bag, anarchy!

I top the tables every tabletop fantasy league

Any letters on my rack for you would spell calamity

Call me Elphabet, my skill's defying gravity

I've got a filter to prevent Spam

I guess you got through because you're cheese and ham

So when I lay you out on the board

Well, I guess you could call me an artisan

Sure on YouTube, you might be the man

But you've got a lot of beef for a vegan, Dan

Go rap about Fortnite, appease your fans

Or be spread too thin, like a teeny jam

Go to war with the Chairman of the Board? Delusional!

You see crappy letters? It's my score in numerals

There's a reason there are seven tiles in funeral

Hate to say it, Dan, playing Junior isn't usual

How to get it through to you? I'll talk in terms of PUBG

It's a 100 to 1 that you could touch me

Thanks for the collab, I don't need your fans to buff me

I've got a Q and I don't need U to succeed

That's a lot of fans, man. The buzz is deserved

But I've never seen anyone buy a T-Shirt...?

I've got a swarm now, so I've got a bee herd

And when I'm dissing you, I'm not afraid to use the P-word (some good pussy)

Pusillanimous, pathetic, purely pacifist

Throws a punch precisely with the power of a platypus

Smack you so hard it's like I crammed you in the Animus

So then you'll understand that you're as crappy as your ancestors

An Adder on a bird of prey's platter

And in that situation, you're the snake, I'm the latter

Pick any board game, I'll leave you in tatters

No going overboard when I battle ship rappers

On ERB you RP'd some dead Britons

Mess with me, eventually, you'll end up dead with 'em

Or at the very least temporarily bed-ridden

Incidentally, NicePeter, my rhymes are well-written!

You're just a chicken, stink of Pew-55y

Hit me up, I'm chilling sipping Brut '55 wine

Gonna rebuttal me Douglby? What's your pipeline?

Oh, you need to phone a friend? You want a lifeline?

[Verse 2]:

I've got a 9 to 5 and I can find time

I do my videos myself in the night time

Haven't slept a wink in months, I think it's high time

To take a nap, but I'm always up for fight rhymes!

I like to think we're mates, right? Play fight?

Games Night, makin' like we're fighting in the daylight

Farm a little drama, gotta get the clickbait hype

Berate my rhymes but simultaneously parade my

Face on your channel in the hopes your fanbase might

Come over to mine, maybe drop a like, say "Hi!"

But wait right there, Dan, Scrabble is a way of life

Let a player get away, you'll never see that day arrive

So come on Dan Bull, you think you're a handful?

I'm settling Catan, you're in a jam with Screwball Scramble

Happenstance that your battleplans were in anagrams

Your name's an anagram for your skills: Bad Null

This was a Risk, but guess who's Bold?

I'm a Hungry Hippocrite, squeezing views out of insults

Meet me on the board, no proper nouns involved

I don't have your subs, but can pronounce "evolve"

A spot of Pictionary, can you pass the trial?

It's a pic depicting me the victor by a mile!

I'll crush you with a flippin' dictionary and all the while

I'll be writing your obituary in little wooden tiles...

 

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[Outro, spoken]:

Chairman: Uh, where were we? Erm.. Oh! Roll for Initiative! Oh, you've hit a snake! In the kitchen

 

March 17, 2023
11:06 pm
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by, you will feel it in your mind

 

You're allowing this to happen

 

Just as I am telling you they're happening

 

Wherever you are, see this happening

Violent j-a harrowing time

 

[

Intro]

-by, you will feel it in your mind

You're allowing this to happen

Just as I am telling you they're happening

Wherever you are, see this happening

And trying to become a part of you

 

[Verse 1]

I was always unhappy, bitter, I complain and whine

(I complain and whine)

I never saw myself as guilty of any sort of crime

I was just a very angry individual stuck in my own mind

(Stuck in my own mind)

Shit, I was grateful to be chosen your sacrificial swine

Move on to this next from this wretched life of mine

Because death never scared me, religion a joke

(Religion is a joke)

I'd set my tongue on fire to inhale all the smoke

(Set my tongue on fire to inhale all the smoke)

I'd straight up call out the Reaper, myself I choke

(Call out the Reaper)

Neck in a noose, dancing up on a chair, but then it broke

 

 

[Chorus]

Lord is my shepherd, Lord is my shepherd

I shall not want, I shall not want

I pray the Lord my s—, I pray the Lord my s—

I shall not want, I shall not want

Satan's calling

It's a harrowing time

Satan's calling

It's a harrowing time

Hail your new king

Barreling in the sky

The demons sing

There's no ending in sight

Satan's calling (Lord is my shepherd, Lord is my shepherd)

It's a harrowing time (I shall not want, I shall not want)

Satan's calling (I pray the Lord my s—, I pray the Lord my s—)

It's a harrowing time (I shall not want, I shall not want)

Hail your new king (Lord is my shepherd, Lord is my shepherd)

(I shall not want, I shall not want)

(I pray the Lord my s—, I pray the Lord my s—)

(I shall not want, I shall not want)

 

[Verse 2]

With my eyes wide open, I realize I'm blind

For this thick pitch blackness has smothered any shine

(Smothered any shine, shine)

Four stone walls encase me, lathered in a hot slime

There's no doors or windows, so there goes my mind

(There goes, so there goes, so there goes my mind)

Apparently, my woes have now reached a new eternal prime

(My woes have reached a new eternal prime)

I'm gone, officially there, I'm nowhere

You become this here when you disappear

(You become this hear when you disappear)

'Cause you miss to exist, this is void of care

(You miss to exist, this is void of care)

There's no past, not blank or vast, just bare

(There goes, so there goes, so there goes my mind)

Hell's bells toll violently and vibrate my spine

My tomb spins randomly, swirling on an incline

(Swirling on an incline) (Smothered any shine, shine)

Now there's two bodies flopping in this box, which one is mine?

The other one's dead and prays in tongues, I pay it no mind

(There goes, so there goes, so there goes my mind)

And the cycle repeats while our agony increases

(My woes have reached a new eternal prime)

Where's it end if it's true? Eternity is the thesis

Will we drown as our spinning box fills with our piss and feces?

Or can we make the hot tag and be rescued by Jesus?

 

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[Chorus]

Lord is my shepherd, Lord is my shepherd

I shall not want, I shall not want

I pray the Lord my s—, I pray the Lord my s—

I shall not want, I shall not want

Satan's calling

It's a harrowing time

Satan's calling

It's a harrowing time

Hail your new king

Barreling in the sky

The demons sing

There's no ending in sight

Satan's calling (Lord is my shepherd)

It's a harrowing time (I shall not want)

Satan's calling (I pray the Lord my s—)

It's a harrowing time (I shall not want)

Hail your new king (Lord is my shepherd)

(I shall not want, I shall not want)

(I pray the Lord my s—)

(I shall not want)

March 17, 2023
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Enslaving feeble minds into a life of prostration

Not like my operation

The stupendium-wool over our eyes

 

Wool Over Our Eyes Lyrics

[Verse 1]

As I skip amongst the thickets, well, just look at what I've found:

An innocent wee critter sitting, shivering on the ground

Entrapped and gagged and bound upon a sacrificial mound

Such a miserable predicament, so, how'd you like the sound

Of a haven-cum-community, a vibrant congregation

Of waywards just like you?

The fates aligned for me to save from

The depraved and heathen demons and their vile abominations

Enslaving feeble minds into a life of prostration

Not like my operation

Not the slightest correlation

Why, we've dances, feasts and festivals; it's like we're on vacation

No time for contemplation

Would you like to come and take some

Salvation in exchange for just some light indoctrination?

 

 

The pact is sealed

 

Welcome in, brethren!

Step down off the pentagram

Blessed be and bend the knee and pledge to me forever and

Forget the need to question and we'll never need to reprimand

Lethargy is heresy

You're very keen to lend a hand

There’s effigies to render and a temple yet to build

We've many seeds to tend to and there’s earth still left to till

And every second spare you'd best remember to keep filled

In reverent prayer and penance lest dissenters will be kill-

-ecting up the mess

Until they find their crimes regrettable

All evidence says heaven's light's not likely for the skeptical

The bedding's of the finest moss

The lichen often edible

Now, don't you think your life outside was tiresome and forgettable?

 

[Chorus]

Deep in the dark of the woods where secrets sleep

We serve he who waits beneath

Till the soul, devotion reap

For the lamb who herds the sheep

In the dark of the woods we pledge our lives

Sages say that faith is blind

Arms raised high in sacrifice

Pull down wool over our eyes

 

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[Verse 2]

Time for your donations, fill the dish up, pass the gold plate

Every penny pays to kill the Bishops of the Old Faith

Our benefactor waits betwixt the crippling links of old chains

Tethered to the plains until the heretics are all slain

So, pay the tithes and pray you might remain upon the list of all

The cherished, chosen children for whom love is unconditional

Your contribution's absolution for the guilt within you all

Our movement may be new but all your sins are still original

You'll find my sermons stirring

Form the circle, get your heads down

Heavy hangs the neck of any vessel of the Red Crown

Blessed to be the shepherd of the desperate and oppressed now

Destined for ascension

Ne'er the wealthy ever left ground

So, empty out your bank accounts and dance around the fire

And focus your devotion through the crackling of the pyre

So potent and ambrosial it flows through blackened spires

To satiate our patron and their rancorous desires!

 

[CLAUNECK]

The game is barely set yet e’er within the deck you’ve dwelt

We’ve never met and yet we meet again upon my pelts

The cards we want are often drawn but seldom ever dealt

But, chance the hand you’re given mayhap lift you where you fell

Tell me, little lamb, do you see destiny immutable?

Does fate or dedication keep you bended knee and dutiful?

Feign predestination? Or is zealotry the truth of all

The paths you never take and never leave yet in the future walk?

Saviour or enslaver? Oh, these labels are but shallow things

You brave the twisting mists betwixt the hallowed and the harrowing

And pray that they may shift amidst the rhapsody of Haro’s wings

So, just embrace the chaos and the clarity the tarot brings

 

[Chorus]

Deep in the dark of the woods where secrets sleep

We serve he who waits beneath

Till the soul, devotion reap

For the lamb who herds the sheep

In the dark of the woods we pledge our lives

Sages say that faith is blind

Arms raised high in sacrifice

Pull down wool over our eyes

 

[Verse 3]

The time has come, enlightened ones; the hour is at hand

Or do you doubt the crown?

The righteous power it commands?

We swear to scriptures devilish, devout or ever-damned

Till fetid grip of heretics is scoured from the land

Who today can truly say their faith has never faltered?

Whose neck, so trained to pray would never strain against the halter?

These reins that pave the way towards our patron’s radiant reign

And so, which waif ordained by grace shall fate see slain upon the altar?

For what have we to give once coin and toil have been expended?

For naught have we to live if plots of soil to be lamented

Are the unascended end to whence our mortal coil has wended

The rested dead are spoiled not with the spoils we are intended

But flesh, bequeathed freely grants a life a higher purpose

In death, a deeper meaning everlasting pious service

Sowing seeds precedes a reaping

Start a line, now who's the first?

You all decided to convert, so tell me, why're you so nervous?!

For your fervour has been fated now to satiate the beast

In chains he waits beneath and how he craves to be released

We celebrate in blessed flame, so, pray and take a seat

And pledge unto their name lest you be plated at the feast

Let your faith remain unshaken in our monastery's beliefs

You’ve no claim to consecration when there’s coffers to be greased

Stay praiseful to your deity

Their prophecy and priest

For the sheep may be the shepherd but the flock is being fleeced

 

[Chorus]

Deep in the dark of the woods where secrets sleep

We serve he who waits beneath

Give the flesh, ascension seek

From the lamb who herds the sheep

In the dark of the woods we pledge our lives

Sages say that faith is blind

Arms raised high in sacrifice

Pull down wool over our eyes

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