2:56 am
February 11, 2023
Why you trying to bully me into detention?
And it was during that detention, as the pendulum of broken promises swung through his mind, he had a bizzar premonition.
icP- pendulum promise
What did I do? Tell me tell me what did I do?
Tell me NOTHIN! I did nothin wrong! Tell me. Nothin!
Look at that guy over there he's so skinny
He'd probably suck my dick for a penny
That's fuckin nasty what kinda bitch does he get
The kind that smells like shit with a scabbed lip
Pushin all that trash in his shopping cart
Musta smoked himself into a retard
No shoes thick-ass calloused-up toes
Frozen boogers all up under his whisky nose
The motherfucker's ass is prolly molded shut
Bet he's got tadpoles livin on his butt
I fuckin don't understand these people
No kinda class
Somebody needs to beat they ass
I wanna tell him "GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOCK!"
I wanna beat his face in with a rock!
He ain't good for shit, but bringin our property down
Draggin his funky ass around
He's starvin, sportin a pair of Troop sweats
Hands dried and cracked up like the Sahara
Wantin everyones affection
Wait a minute, that's me, I'm lookin at my own reflection
Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,
Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on
Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,
Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on, and
Where the fuck is this bitch, she makes me sick
I'm guessin right now shes got a mouth full of dick
I know she fucks on me, who needs proof
She prolly kisses me with dick hairs on her tooth
I bet she fucks people in my own bed
He wears my slippers while she's givin him head
Look what I do, I get away with it
What the fuck makes me think that she ain't never did it
Last time I beat her ass wasn't shit
Fat lips aint nothin, this time I'm breakin somethin
Shes gonna learn not to gimme any hassle
I'm the king, I make the money, I work at White Castle!
I'm the one who failed in life
I'm the one who takes it out on my wife
She don't cheat, who am I tryin to fool
I shoulda done this to myself long ago (BOOM!)
Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,
Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on
Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,
Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on, and
This is the third time you've come before me
You think you're the shit, you wanna ignore me
I told you last time I'd put you away
I don't give a fuck what you say, obey me
I am the overseer, a special being
Raise when I walk in the room, me and God are a tag team
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you,
I could say it all day
I swear to God you say one motherfuckin thing to me
I'll put you away
I might not be God but I'm the next best thing
Honor your honor, hail me as a king
You die, he gets life, she pays, he's free
See your destiny is all up to me
All Rise, You heard it, loud and clear
But today, I take a load off in that electric chair
I chose to play God, and judge you well
Now I'm the one thats been sentenced to hell
Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,
Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on
Swing left, swing right, swing left, swing right,
Swing left, swing right, swing on, and on, and
3:05 am
February 11, 2023
All that bizaar swinging back and forth of the pendulum got me to thinking...let's cut through the chase, CHOP!!!
Back like the letter v, swinging stand-up comically, like a mummy suing his chiropractor for a pyramid scheme
Eminem-premonition
Yeah
So I guess this is what it is, huh?
Think it's obvious
We ain't never gonna see eye to eye
It's funny
As much as I hate you
I need you
This is music to be murdered by
Got a premonition
I feel the end is near
The beauty starts to fade
The joy has turned to pain
I hear the symphony playin'
Ten thousand violins
Souls floating away like feathers in the wind
They said my last album I sounded bitter
No, I sound like a spitter
Who ninety percent of
These hypocrites are tryna get rid of
But why would I get a chip on my shoulder?
I was considered, one time, as the illest
Bitch, I'm still as fly as your zipper
True, I just get richer
But if it was ever all about skrilla
Then I woulda quit a long motherfucking time ago
Bitch, shut the fuck up
I should go say that shit to Tech N9ne or the Jigga
Nobody said shit about 2 Chainz as long as he's been here, shit
No wonder you're mad, now I'm
Looking at them plaques, count 'em (yeah)
I'm LL Cool J, bigger and deafer, that's how come (uh)
I sell like four mill' when I put out a bad album (what?)
Revival flopped, came back and I scared the crap out 'em
But Rolling Stone stars, I get two and a half outta
Five, and I'll laugh out loud
'Cause that's what they gave bad back in the day
Which actually made me not feel as bad now, 'cause
If it happened to James
It can happen to Shady
They do the same shit to Brady
More people hate me than love me
This game will make you go crazy
'Bout to go for B-R-O-K-E
I was the G, the O-A-T
Once I was played in rotation
At every radio station
They said I'm lyrically amazing
But I have nothing to say
But then when I put out Revival and I had something to say
They said that they hated, they awake me
I lose the rage, I'm too tame
I get it back, they say I'm too angry
I need to get me some Dre beats
No, I should hook up with Tay Keith
Fans keep on pulling me one way
Haters pull me in another
Got more hooks in me than Swae Lee
'Bout to pick up some weights and lift 'til my tattoo of Hailie's face stretches
They said I'm just a whiner, I sound like a baby
I dish it out but can't take it
But I take it, dish it back out
And they get all bent out of shape
This shit's almost comical
Wait, and I meant no disrespect
I wasn't dissin' Tech, that was not a shot at 2 Chainz or to Jay-Z
They probably feel the same way because lately
Instead of us being credited for longevity
And being able to keep it up for this long at this level, we
Get told we'll never be what we were
Bitch, if I was as half as good as I was
I'm still twice as good as you'll ever be
Only way that you're ahead of me's alphabetically
'Cause if you diss me I'm coming after you like the letter V
Killing everything, play this tune, it's your eulogy
It's your funeral, prepare to die
This is music for you to be murdered by
3:17 am
February 11, 2023
Here at the summit, the pendulum swings
'Cause like any puppet, the world's on a string
Invisible glove with the globe on a thread
Just one man can cut it, can plummet the web...
Just hope he knows there's a price for predominance doe!
Stupendium-the apex
[
Chorus: The Stupendium]
I see a figure in the corner
I see a shadow on the wall
I see a new world order
Balanced on the brink, in a blink it'll fall to the
I see a close of an empire
I see a new architect
I see a fuse to be set fire
Forged in the wire, pulled tight around your neck
By the ICA
[Verse 1: The Stupendium]
The balance of power is a delicate thing
But cometh the hour, cometh the king
Here at the summit, the pendulum swings
'Cause like any puppet, the world's on a string
Invisible glove with the globe on a thread
Just one man can cut it, can plummet the web
It is said on the back of the eyes of the dead
Is a terror in black with a tie burning red
With the blood that was spilled in a chilling whodunnit
Your cupboards are filled, there's no pinning the culprit
Assassins just pale when he's kicking the buckets
Of mad men and magnates, the sick and corrupted
There's a shape within the shadows, there's a chill up in the air
No, your status doesn't matter, empty will or billionaire
In a palace or a manor, manned with killers at your care
If you're pencilled in his planner, chance is he's already there
Perhaps that new butler who walked past your henchmen
And brandished that tumbler of port no one questioned?
So hand in your number, report into heaven
Those passes when punched, well, they're all 47
[Chorus: The Stupendium]
I see a figure in the corner
I see a shadow on the wall
I see a new world order
Balanced on the brink, in a blink it'll fall to the
I see a close of an empire
I see a new architect
I see a fuse to be set fire
Forged in the wire, pulled tight around your neck
By the ICA
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[Verse 2: NemRaps]
Listen, thanks for all the warnings
My security's been beefed up several times since nine this morning
Checkpoints at every corner, lasers in ventilations
I've got bodyguards for bodyguards, no way he'll penetrate
When every unit on my team's supreme
Completely redeemed in worthiness
Which means I'm impervious to the schemes of mercenary services
My servants are subservient; don't move unless I say so
Can't refuse my influence; half of your crew is on my payroll
47 better lay low or he might get eighty-sixed
Let's put a bounty on his head, that crass assassin makes me sick
If his barcode doesn't scan, we just need to price check him
Blood spilling on my designer tiles, clean-up on aisle seven
Look, I'm not afraid of the ICA
I'm like a thousand floors up, they'll never find me- wait...
Is that a person lurking in the curtains?
Nah, it's gotta be the bourbon
'Cause I'm certain my observers would've heard him
That would've been quite the feat for him to sneak past
Oh my god, it is him, I need to think fast
Guards! Someone stop this vigilante
Please, I have a family
Is this the end? No, it can't b-
[Verse 3: The Stupendium]
Your plan was clandestinely running the show
But your clan is destined for coming to blows
With the man who's the best in expunging his foes
While casually dressed in their underlings' clothes
Security forces may find that it's naptime
Scored by the faint lullaby of your flatline
Falling away as you find that you can't fly
Or simply bake you a pie with a landmine
It's the ominous addition that was hidden in your condiments
Topping you for thinking that you're living without consequence
Grip around the populace while sitting in your opulence
You built your own sarcophagus, now that's what I call providence
So 'til your hour chimes, you hide inside your ivory monuments
Build your tower too high
Don't be surprised when there's no oxygen
Where that power lies, yes, there's a price behind predominance
And 47's on the tag you'll find upon your shopping list
[Chorus: The Stupendium]
I see a crack in the hourglass
I see a line in the sand
I see a world that will outlast
All of your plans when you fall to the hands of the
I see a tide that is shifting
I see a hole in the ark
I see a curtain is lifting
Picking off targets, now ripped of their masks
By the ICA, figure in the corner
I see a shadow on the wall
I see a new world order
Balanced on the brink, in a blink it'll fall to the
I see a close of an empire
I see a new architect
I see a fuse to be set fire
Forged in the wire, pulled tight around your neck
By the ICA
3:24 am
February 11, 2023
You can't stop me, no one fiends as much as I do for total world domination as i, and no one shall stand in my way!!!
Stupendium-fiend like me
[
Verse 1]
Tune into your favorite station
Peruse any news publication
See the state of the states and nations
Corporations, inflation, invasions
Well, I say that they could take some
Intercontinental consolidation
One flag emblazoned with my face on
And I don't plan on an application
Introducing villainy squared
Just your standard reclusive trillionaire
With a maniacal air and a violent flare
Vibrant tyrant enshrined in a stylish chair
You can find me there on my island lair
Where the sirens blare as I stride in striking fear
With the slightest glare, I'm not fighting fair
Step aside for thе frightful heir
So you'd better gеt to polishing your white flags
I've a plethora of monuments to hijack
Shrink the Senate, use the columns as a spice rack
And enveloping the Commons in a Flytrap
Minions all over my map
Turn your dominion into a nice back
Yard for my kingdom, your income might lapse
Might have to squint at the price on the ransom price tag
[Spoken]
You know, I've just realized that this dotted line around the globe is supposed to be the Equator...
I always thought of it more as a 'cut here'
[Chorus]
If all the world's a stage, then I shall play my part
You may say it's cliché, but I say that it's an art
Every deck needs a knave to come and stack the cards
The world may be yours to save, but it's mine to tear apart
One button's all it takes to set the Earth a-quaking
Or is the world afraid, and the planet started shaking?
You'd need tectonic plates to serve the schemes I'm baking
And the menu for today is some world domination
[Verse 2]
I'm the meanest genius scheme unfurler
Genus steeped in burglars, murderers
Fiend Weekly's champ moustache twirler
I cheated, I used curlers
Yes, my amusements bamboozle
A glamorous ruse to confuse all
Your plans to tamper and snoop, you're delusional
Can't see no scheme, while you're schmoozing my valets
Casino screen obscures my base
So if you don't want a day to rue, let's
Just play the roulette, forget the backstage
But if you do sleuth through to my sanctum
I've a few new tools here to have fun
Like a tank full of man-eating plankton
Or a smooth henchman with a handgun
So whilst I'm busy dislodging Norway
You'll spend all day dodging my saw blades
Raising my pinball scoresheet
Freak in the broadsheets, Rube Goldberg in the hallways
Stay between the laser beams
You still won't make it face to face with me
Your agency just paid you to take a vacation
In my interrogation seat
One wrong step in my bullion vaults
And you're gonna be met with a billion volts
But if you do pocket any ill-gotten profits
Then I'll dock it via rocket from the minion at fault
My management skills are uniquely stirring
When lacking in diligent measly servants
Having one killed with the team observing
Works magic on building the weak's subservience
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Fragments
The Stupendium
Slide Into the Void
The Stupendium
[Spoken]
See, I think I'd make a perfect leader. I'm very hands-on
And by that I mean my hand's on this big red button
That may or may not do something terrible to the Moon's gravity
Don't worry, I'll write you a lovely orbit-uary
[Chorus]
If all the world's a stage, then I shall play my part
You may say it's cliché, but I say that it's an art
Every deck needs a knave to come and stack the cards
The world may be yours to save, but it's mine to tear apart
You secretly live below my laser-mounted space station
You may need to think it over, but if I get bored of waiting
I'll be beaming tic-tac-toe between the borders of your nations
Want to keep the Swiss Plateau? Then give me world domination
[Verse 3]
I've minions poised and entrapped informers
Villains exploiting the map's four corners
Off to deploy my outlandish orders
Warrants are void, international waters
If I steal her bling, do I have to wait
For the Queen of England to abdicate?
Shrink rays are aimed so why raze the place?
Turn your famed locations to paperweights
Now your monument's stored in a portable size
Does my offer seem more of an affordable price?
Your democracy's nice, but you ought to comply
Or I'll alter your mind via the water supply
"Reports coming live of a sort of device
That authorities describe as an orb in the sky"
It's absorbing the light and distorting the ice
Till your tenth-story penthouse is caught in the tide
Forces of justice ought to give up
'Fore I bore through the crust and get awfully destructive
Force down your government's doors, then I'll bust in
Awesomely scored by a chorus of trumpets
Rulers you foolishly trust to prevent my ascent
Just uselessly buckle and bend
If your throne ever feels too comfortable, then
Remember, all good things come to an end
[Chorus]
If all the world's a stage, then I shall play my part
You may say it's cliché, but I say that it's an art
Every deck needs a knave to come and stack the cards
The world may be yours to save, but it's mine to tear apart
That stylish new telephone, home appliance sensation
Rewrites your genetic code every time the tone is playing
So I'm sure to get your vote for my new administration
Detonator's set to blow for some world domination
[Outro]
It's too late to stop me
By now the laser dolphins are in position and all the world leaders at the Beachside Peace Summit and Barbecue has been incinerated
I'll be sure to notify their next of fin
(Laughing) Oh, that was good, somebody write that down
3:39 am
February 11, 2023
You wish! The world is mine, and your just fiending to have a friend like me, my weed so loud they say having smoke with me will hit ya like soopa Nintendos Mike Tyson's punch out in surround sound!!!....said kirby
Chris webby-friend like me
Never had a friend like me
Yeah
It's that big bad wolf
'Bout to blow your fuckin' house down
With a quarter pound in my trunk on the south-bound
You can smell me comin' as I'm whippin' it around town
Weed so loud that I'm smokin' in surround sound
(Had 'em) Had 'em hooked since I shook Dat Piff
No one handin' me the keys so I took that shit
With Latarian Milton doin' some hood rat shit
On my hustlin' flow I'm a whoop that trick
Got Henny in me and rollin' with plenty bitties
And home town pussy I call it Connetic-Kitty
As animated as Ren & Stimpy, so clever and witty
You'll need a certain level of intelligence to get me
Gimmie gimmie, everything that you got
Everything in your wallet and that ring with the watch
There really ain't no coming at the king for the spot
That's like stepping in the ring with The Rock
It is what it is and that's how it's gon' be
Oil in my pen burn it down low key
Y'all know me, I hit hard like Apollo Creed
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me
In it to the end like me
No matter what the end might be
Y'all know me, I hit hard like Apollo Creed
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me
Got a strong bloodline, I was born a leader
People bumping my music from here to North Korea
To Argentina, fans be lining up outside my concert
Like the ticket to my show was a court subpoena
Yeah I get it up on it like EMT paramedics
No anaesthetics phonetic, energetic with alphabetics
I'm spreadin' the fucking vibe like a pathogen epidemic
While I'm sippin' my unleaded and puffin' the devil's lettuce
I'm a menice in my whip indicia vapin'
Sippin' whiskey like some sort of liquid dinner replacement
Feel my inner Simba awaken
The prince in the makin'
My idea of vacation is to sit in my basement and write raps
So I'm 'bout to tell a night gap
I run my lane take a step or five back
If you forget the rest then just memorize that
'Cause at any second Webby might snap
It is what it is and that's how it's gon' be
Oil in my pen burn it down low key
Y'all know me, I hit hard like Apollo Creed
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me
In it to the end like me
No matter what the end might be
Y'all know me, I hit hard like Apollo Creed
You ain't never had a friend like me
It's like: I was made up in a lab or something
The way I hit 'em with these raps in the tracks you bumpin'
They say I sound like I'm Eminem's rabid cousin
Who's still on drugs, fuck it I'm on acid buggin'
I'm pass 'n puffin' the loud packed passed my limit
I snap and kill it, my syllables are mad explicit
Take my enemies and kill 'em on a massive skillet
And as for critics I covered them in gas and lit it
I'm back you bitches (I'm back)
And the crown on my head stay
Get on your knees, bow down to your Sensei
(Bow down to your Sensei)
It's like I'm fuckin' Christina Ricci the way I put it down on a Wednesday
Yeah, Addam's family shit
Always on my hustle 'cause nobody handin' me shit
All I've got is intuition and a plan to get rich
And when I do the fuckin' planet will flip
Yeah
It is what it is and that's how it's gon' be
Oil in my pen burn it down low key
Y'all know me, I hit hard like Apollo Creed
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me
In it to the end like me
No matter what the end might be
Y'all know me, I hit hard like Apollo Creed
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me
3:55 am
February 11, 2023
If it ain't broke don't fix it..then watch me go for b-r-o-k-e
Nf-motto
The VJ depiction at the end of the video is soooo cute!!!
MOTTO Lyrics
[Verse 1]
I could write a record full of radio songs
Do a bunch of features that my label would love
Do a bunch of features that I don't even like
Just to build up the hype, yeah
I could sell my house and move out to LA
Get inside of rooms with the biggest of names
Hire fifty people just to give me advice
On the way I should write (Oh, God)
Yeah, sounds like a nightmare if you ask me
Yeah, went from my bedroom to the big leagues
You know how many times that I was told things
Wouldn't work? But worked out, havin' cold feet
Didn't keep mе from success, but delayed it somе
I used to be the guy who'd kill to get a number one
I had to hear "That song's a hit" before I thought it was
But nowadays I don't really give a— (What?)
[Chorus]
Oh, God (Yeah)
Might catch me at the award show
Eatin' popcorn in the back row
Catchin' Zs with my hat low
No nominations, but it's cool though
Oh, God
You might see me in the same clothes
I had on last week, am I ashamed? No (Yeah)
You heard the sayin', "If it ain't broke
Don't fix it," that's my motto
[Verse 2]
Yeah, I miss buyin' CDs at the store
And thumbin' through the cases tryin' to make a choice (Yeah)
That don't make no sense to you? Well, of course
See, one man's inconvenience is another's joy
Wow, wow, how are you unemployed
Tellin' me to get a life? You should look at yours (Yup)
Congratulations, you can raise your voice
Hope you break both of your legs fallin' off your horse
(Oh, snap) This is the industry
Where it ain't how big you are, it's how big you seem
Where people sacrifice the art tryin' to chase a dream
Then they wonder why they music's lackin' creativity
(Oh, yeah) Would've gave anything
To be respected by the artist I was listening
To, but not no more, them days are history
Skip the red carpet, you lookin' for me?
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[Chorus]
Oh, God (Yeah)
You might catch me at the award show
Eatin' popcorn in the back row
Catchin' Zs with my hat low
No nominations, but it's cool though
Oh, God
You might see me in the same clothes
I had on last week, am I ashamed? No (Yeah)
You heard the sayin', "If it ain't broke
Don't fix it," that's my motto
[Bridge]
Got my feet propped up
Leave my shirts untucked
I'm the boss, so what?
I do what I want (Oh, God)
You got the trophy, that's great
I'm happy for you, no hate
Still got a smile on my face
Chillin' in the back like, "Hey"
[Chorus]
Oh, God (Yeah)
You might catch me at the award show
Eatin' popcorn in the back row
Catchin' Zs with my hat low
No nominations, but it's cool though, oh, God
You might see me in the same clothes
I had on last week, am I ashamed? No (Yeah)
You heard the sayin', "If it ain't broke
Don't fix it," that's my motto
4:00 am
February 11, 2023
I'm just playing ladies, you know I got clown luv!
And that's why I'm gonna follow you whether or not you want me to!
Comming soon: we're gonna follow you until your one of us!!?
Dan bull-im a zombie
I'm a Zombie
Life is lonely
I stroll throught the night
Hoping somebody might hold me
Hold me closely
Grow to know me
Will you be my bro, please?
Can I call you homie?
Why hi
Fancy meeting you
What a great delight
Why's a face as nice as thine
About so late at night?
In case you'd like to join me
I'm about to take a hike
Wait!
Why are you heading out so quick without saying goodnight?
My eticuette's refined
Sensitive and kind
No resemblance to the lies
I'm a gentleman defined
But until the sun rises
You hole up in your house
And quarantine yourself
Though I'm not horrid for your health
I'm only waiting in the doorway
When are you coming out?
I want to play chase
Gonna follow you to hell
I'm gonna follow you
I'm gonna follow you
I'm gonna follow you
Whether or not you want me to
I'm gonna follow you
I'm gonna follow you
I'm gonna follow you forever
What's you gonna do?
I'm a Zombie
Polite and unimposing
I've been wrongly
Described as revolting
And quite Frankly
I find that insulting
I'm a nice guy
Who happens to be moulding
Am I shallow?
Hell no!
I'm attcracted to your brains
Something tells me the'yll
Exactly to my taste
That really ain't vanilla
Remaking thriller
Rip off your limbs and make a body pillow
Real lady killer
The stuff on my shopping list isn't often fresh
But I've got the best recipe
For spud and rotten flesh
Let's watch a box set
Netflix and kill
Oh! What a mess
I'm guessing ketchup was spilled
Come on!
I'm gonna follow you
I'm gonna follow you
I'm gonna follow you
Whether or not you want me to
I'm gonna follow you
I'm gonna follow you
Gonna follow you forever
What's you gonna do?
I'm a zombie
I want you to love me
I've waited for you so long
And now I'm kind of hungry
You look lovely
Succulently scrummy
I need you inside me
Satisfy my tummy
You can hear me coming through the walls
All muffled
How are we gonna scuffle then?
Sword or knuckles?
I see you punch trees
No wonder Steve's so supple
Call me green aki
Can I squeeze those muscles?
Me so subtle
Please don't struggle
I'm not looking for trouble
Just want a cuddle
And I'm puzzled why I get rebuttals
When I try to nuzzle and snuggle
Now come on
Let my brothers join the huddle
We're gonna follow you
We're gonna follow you
We'regonna follow you
Whether or not you want us to
We're gonna follow you
We're gonna follow you
Gonna follow you forever
What's you gonna do?
We are slowly decomposing
Our clothes are holding our bowels and our bones in bones
That are slathered in guacamole
One day I'll be skeleton
'Til then we're getting cozy
What force brought us here though?
Was it Notch or George Romeo?
We're not sure
But the more you avoid us
The more that we're sure that you'll join us
Join us
The Zombie nation keeps increasing population
We live a simple life
Free from complication
Chase you into night
And making basic conversation
Honestly
The aim isn't creating confrontation
We're a like-minded community
Now join our congregation
You're free to leave at any time
There's no obligation
We'll just need to confiscate your brain
To keep for compensation
So we thank you in advance
For your cooperation
We're gonna follow you
We're gonna follow you
We'regonna follow you
Whether or not you want us to
We're gonna follow you
We're gonna follow you
Gonna follow you forever
What's you gonna do?
What's the use?
What's the use?
What's the use in all the fuss?
Once we were on of you
Now you'll be one of us
One of us
One of us
One of us
One of us
One of us
One of us
One of us
One of us!
One of us, oh
S-sorry
Sorry
4:05 am
February 11, 2023
You forget about the fine print doe!!?
Quit jacob-ing and Get your ass back to work!
Kids, don't get caught jacking off at work, they'll pull your pants down the rest of the way
Stupendium-the fine print
[
Verse 1]
Welcome to space, what were you expecting?
It's a dangerous place, thank you for investing
Go there for your rota, there for your orders
Fill up these quotas, we'll bill for your quarters
Report to your foreman but watch for marauders
'Cause if you get eaten, there's fees for your mourners
Prosperity's there in the care of magnates
In Halcyon, heaven awaits
Did you think it was supposed to look like the poster?
It mostly does, oh, if you'd only read closer
Just ten short years to a new frontier
Snooze as you cruise and you'll wake up here
You've been trapped in that ship for an awful long time
So perhaps you have simply forgot what you signed
Oh, honestly, did you not read the colony policy
That defines you as company property?
That waivers your say in autonomy?
The conglomerate's got you in lock and key
We put the "dollar" back into "idolatry"
If you're upset, you can rent an apology
We are a family forged in bureaucracy
No "I" in "team" but there's "con" in "economy"
Were you expecting adventure? Were you hoping for fun?
My friend, you're indentured
And pleasure's exempt from your tenure
So venture back down to your slum
That's provided at generous prices
Your worth is determined by your sacrifices
A small term of service when down on the surface
Internment's a freebie that comes with the purchase
[Chorus]
We work to earn the right to work
To earn the right to work
To earn the right to work
To earn the right to work
To earn the right to give ourselves the right to buy
Ourselves the right to live to earn the right to die
[Verse 2]
Welcome to our little town, why don't you settle down?
Here, just fill out the paperwork and you can look around
We're happy as can be inside the valley cannery
We live to pack the cans of meat
And not to question where it's found
Until we end up in the ground, around the corner in the yard
You know, we thought we liked the sound
Of finding glory in the stars
The board has taught us to be proud of never reaching very far
So we earn what we're allowed and give it right back at the bar
The ale to cure what ails ya
Zero Gee Brew, your favourite flavour
So work 'til you bleed, ennobled by labour
Then purchase relief from your local retailer
If you'd rather drop dead, that's fine
But you know that dropping down dead bears a fine
So you do your job and I'll do mine
I gotta meet a six-foot deep bottom line
We make a fortune for the board
By selling boredom door to door
Because it's all that we deserve and it is all we can afford
The secrets of the universe and all the worlds to be explored
But our dreams are back on Earth and now the work is our reward
And you'll be grateful for seats at the table
Though it dips at one end and the bench is unstable
You may waste your days but at least you were able
To pay off your grave since we leased you your cradle
Be faithful and pray, we'll repay what you invest
Behave as you slave for humanity's interest
On account that you're all on account
And we're quickly amounting humanity's interest
You'd think that we'd sink to the brink of rebellion
With markets dependent on peddling weapons
The architect tells them the secret to heaven
Is simply consuming whatever we sell them
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[Chorus]
We work to earn the right to work
To earn the right to work
To earn the right to work
To earn the right to work
To earn the right to give ourselves the right to buy
Ourselves the right to live to earn the right to die
[Bridge]
You should have read the fine print, my friend
Should have read the fine print
You should have read the fine print, my friend
Should have read the fine print
Welcome to our little town
Why don't you settle down?
Here, just fill out the paperwork
And you can look around
We work and then we work
And then we work and then we work
And then we work and then we work
And then we end up in the ground
Work, work, hurry, hurry
Work, work, worry, worry
Work, work, hurry, hurry
Worry, hurry, work, work
You should have read the fine print, my friend
Should have read the fine print
4:20 am
February 11, 2023
The house always wins plus the cards are stacked against you!!!
Stupendium-the house always wins
The House Always Wins Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Welcome to The Lucky 38, glad you could make the trip
The crowning jewel in the oasis of the Vegas Strip
I'm Robert Edwin House, the founder of this place of rest
A haven for the wayward, that's to say, if you can pay the rent
Understand that if you try to stop my plans you'll come to harm
I ensure that every bandit standing here has just one arm
I eschewed the grandeur, built a land for all that's free from smarm
But show your hand, I'll flush you out straight down to the farm
You blunder in and wonder if
A bunch of chips can run the strip?
A hundred twits with guns and clips
Have tried their luck and lost the bet
I funded it - I'm one with it
So watch your lip or run the risk
'Cus if you're here to plunder it
You might just end up under it
[Chorus]
You can hit them, you can fold them
Stack the deck and weigh the dice
All that glitters isn't golden
Cash that cheque you'll pay the price
Might be safer in the desert
Only dust to judge your sins
But those who wager aren't so clever
'Cus in heaven
Well, the House always wins
(Place your bets but the House always wins)
House always wins
(Place your bets but the House always wins)
House always wins
(Place your bets but the House always wins)
House always wins
(Place your bets but the-)
(Place your bets but the-)
[Verse 2]
You want to see the profits of democracy? Then go and see 'em
Across the street, a bunch of freaks are playing Colosseum
Honestly? Was the world you wanted what you got to see?
When you were dropping crosses into boxes behind polling screens?
Was dropping bombs your chosen option? Did you vote for screams?
Was the apocalypse your politician's policy?
Did you put stock in their prepostering and prophesy?
A shining future built on squabble-free equality?
That every day you'd get your plate of steak and collard greens?
That the human race was capable of anything but wanton greed?
But now that world is gone and what lived on belongs to me
That freedom you so wanted's now the cost of living comfortably
Peace is just a product with a focus test of billions
And the test was unsuccessful so we altered it's description
"Your safety now provided by the guys at RobCo Services!"
For one ongoing price of your unwavering subservience
Impressed? I raised the stakes, returned this land to vibrance
Witness as I raise estates from mud and random violence
Business is the way to stay the bloody hand of tyrants
Convinced yet? Sail and ask my buddy Andrew Ryan
A grip of iron never tires
Head of ire, lead and wires
Neon veins in ancient spires
Pump the caps and I respire
The economy is ash, I didn't light the fire
But I can always turn a profit sweeping up the pyre
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[Chorus]
You can hit them, you can fold them
Stack the deck and weigh the dice
All that glitters isn't golden
Cash that cheque you'll pay the price
Might be safer in the desert
Only dust to judge your sins
But those who wager aren't so clever
'Cus in heaven
Well, the House always wins
(Place your bets but the House always wins)
House always wins
(Place your bets but the House always wins)
House always wins
(Place your bets but the House always wins)
House always wins
(Place your bets but the-)
(Place your bets but the-)
[Verse 3]
I saw the path, I preempted those ascending arms
My gilded heart beats forever on to mend the scars
I built an ark out of empty spas and trendy bars
Mended the families
Befriended with the N.C.R
I raised the wasteland from a band of little fight clubs
I handle situations delicately
White Gloves
I'm the Chairman of the board taxing on your survival
Out to murder competition then sit back and hike the price up
[Bridge]
Oh no - A society trapped in a snow globe?
No surprises, the Rapture's a no-show
Undeniably tragic, there's no hope
The Mojave is savage, it's no home
Until I came to manage the whole show
Took the glitz and the glamor and showboats
Built a bastion for man for my 'folio
And officially branded it RobCo
With just a pair of dice I came and tamed these earthly wastes
I built a paradise, you might as well desert your faith
Long ago when we aimed armageddon at those pearly gates
I used that molten gold to rebuild heaven at The Thirty-Eight
[Chorus]
You can hit them, you can fold them
Stack the deck and weigh the dice
All that glitters isn't golden
Cash that cheque you'll pay the price
Might be safer in the desert
Only dust to judge your sins
But those who wager aren't so clever
'Cus in heaven
Well, the House always wins
(Place your bets but the House always wins)
House always wins
(Place your bets but the House always wins)
House always wins
(Place your bets but the House always wins)
House always wins
(Place your bets but the-)
(Place your bets but the-)
(Always wins)
(Always wins)
(House always wins)
4:26 am
February 11, 2023
LIES!!!
It's time to turn the whole building into king kong vs godzilla since there's nothing left but to play my ace in the hole
Gawne-lies
Whole life living a lie
I don't believe in no reasons why life is worth my time
Even young people can still die so we go and get high
They say to have faith when you mentally break been going out my mind
I don't look to the sky
Whole life living a-LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE
LIE LIE LIE LIE
Why don't you love me you only hate me
I put this gun to my temple I'm crazy
There ain't a soul iller the flow killer like for real
I get the show filled up enter the venue and turn the whole building
Into king kong vs godzilla we bout to break shit
No ceilings go ape shit like gorillas
Everybody wanna say what I know
I been working every day feel like I'm breaking the mold
There ain't nothing else to play except my ace in the hole
I never miss because I'm heaven sent pray for my soul
Ya ya cocky I know like Rocky Balboa
And thanks for watching the show no stopping it for
Anybody other than my fucking mother and yo
They try coming for my throne you getting punched in the nose
Try to run up at my door you get a gun to your skull
Cause I don't love no other hoe
Only time you touch my bread is when you butter my toast bitch
Enough of the bullshit
You really want the smoke till I put the whole game on notice
Whole life living a lie
I don't believe in no reasons why life is worth my time
Even young people can still die so we go and get high
They say to have faith when you mentally break been going out my mind
I don't look to the sky
Whole life living a-LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE
LIE LIE LIE LIE
Why don't you love me you only hate me
I put this gun to my temple I'm crazy
Ya ah battle through the elements
Even in the wind and rain plain as day is maleficence
The evils in my brain go insane so heinous and petulant
How many lies told till my closet is full of skeleton?
Oh yo hello I'm developing a relevant slow
Method to show why the heck I been
Protecting my soul
Because the devil never left me alone
So why would I try not to tell a lie yeah who's gonna know?!
So please do not try to teach me to stop
Cause I don't ever listen I'm reminiscent of evil I'm hot
Me and the devil go together like some peas in a pod
But I do so many bad things seven deadly sins Jesus and God
So who am I?
I do not not know!
Because I lost my mind and it cost my soul
They used to call me Luke Gawne
But the man has moved on
I went from flibbity hibbity to singing these new songs
You want it all on a silver platter
Your mommy and your daddy couldn't make this better
You can even pay your way out of all this pressure
You want it all on a silver platter
4:33 am
February 11, 2023
You said it your self, why knot lie😈
You shall ne now known as ms. Info for your lies lies lies
You can evade the IRS but you can't evade the reaper
Esham-ms. Information
[
Chorus]
(Lies, lies, lies) Ms. Information
(Lies, lies, lies) No education
(Lies, lies, lies) Across the nation
(Lies, lies, lies) That's what we facin'
[Verse 1]
They lyin' to the people but ain't makin' no sense
'Cause they lyin' for the dollars and the dead presidents
People lyin' on they taxes just to get some cash back
But when the IRS audit, they can't pay they ass back
People lyin' 'bout they life all on Instagram
But when you meet 'em in person, it's really a scam
People lyin' 'bout this and lyin' 'bout that
Yeah you heard about some fiction but spit it as facts
People lie all the time, but really on tracks
Lie right to your face and said you fresh, but you wack
All these rappers, they be lyin' like comedians jokin'
He said that he was sellin' drugs, but really he smokin'
How could you be outspoken when your dreams are all broken?
The wicket shit'll never die, that's my slogan
I'm fresh up out the fire while these niggas is fryin'
You ain't a lion from Detroit, you just in Detriot lyin'
Steady lyin' to the world, always tryin' to exploit
All the struggle and the pain, got it all from Detroit
Michigan, on my side, keep the 9 for proof
Worst thing to a liar's someone knowin' the truth
So tell the truth and the whole truth, nothin' but the truth
And if you keep it true, tell yourself there's nothin' they can do
But tell...
[Chorus]
(Lies, lies, lies) Ms. Information
(Lies, lies, lies) No education
(Lies, lies, lies) Across the nation
(Lies, lies, lies) That's what we facin'
[Verse 2]
They be lyin' like they happy when they knowin' they sad
Wear a dress like yo mama but he know he yo dad
Wanna say it's all good, but you know it's all bad
But these are the only choices you ever had
They tell you...
[Chorus]
(Lies, lies, lies) Ms. Information
(Lies, lies, lies) No education
(Lies, lies, lies) Across the nation
(Lies, lies, lies) That's what we facin
4:38 am
February 11, 2023
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the wicketest of all?
icP-house of mirrors
Ladies and gentlemen the house of mirrors
For just one bet venture through this wonderful exhibit
See yourself in all the weird shapes and sizes
You young man would you like to go into the house of mirrors
Well okay
Have a good time son
And good luck finding your way out
Wait a minute I don't like it in here
Hey wait a minute let me out of here
Let there's dead bodies in here
There's dead bodies in here
I don't like it in here!!!"
Step inside, come my way
This here is your fatal day
You have lied, they have cried
Now your life has been denied
Look into the big mirror
Your reflection is so clear
Devil's head, rotting flesh
With the snakes inside your chest
In the mirror you can't hide
You've been granted Jacob's lide
Whipping fear, spinning pain
All you crying is in vain
You're the beast you never knew
This reflects the things you do
Others starving down the block
Richie's heart is like a rock
How can I make a law?
I'm just here to break your jaw
House of Glass, down and up
You might get your ass cut
Mirror of Life, Mirror of Pain
Death, I wave my magic cain
Your last words are those of fear
But they go unheard in the House of Mirrors
Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the wickedest of all
Three blind mice, deepest fear
Welcome to the House of Mirrors
Magic wand, magic mirror
Timeless clock says death is near
Death is here, death is on
My king bishop takes your pawn
You can't break House of Mirrors
That's bad luck for seven years
Only in my wicked realm
Of thee untold, now unfold
Thinking back, what you do
Buy a richie home or two
Even though some down and out
You keep what you could live without
You're the beast you never knew
This reflects the things you do
Others starving down the block
Richie's heart is like a rock
First I grab, then I stab
Cut you up into a slab
Grind and twist, flick my wrist
Toss you in the magic mist
Look into Halls of Glass
Every mirror shows the past
With no love you kick the sin of face
Now your place is in the House of Mirrors
Three blind mice, your worst fear
Look into the deadly mirror
Welcome to the House of Mirrors, Mr. Exec
You should explain to E why ICP should let you live
As you look on I see this image in your reflection
A bigot under cover, showing no affections
To the ghettos and the hoods
Just look at you, you think for us, you're too good
Claiming all you got and you can die tomorrow
And when that shit happens, there's no pinion, no sorrow
'Cause you refuse to lift a hand
And you know it's a blessing to help a brother man stand
And if I were you I'd fear myself
Knowing I was selfish and wouldn't let another near my wealth
You just gotta let em fall
You Violent J, "what up", bash that head against the wall
And don't let him run for the door (where you goin, bitch?)
Make him detour to the sore
And let's wash away his bigot sins
While we welcome in some more of his bigot ass friends
And let them see what they really like
Hand-high riding the Benz and I'm a clown-riding the bike
So look closely in the mirror
You're the beast you never knew, so be the next to volunteer
To live in the hood with the ICP
Yo, J, throw away the key to the House of Mirrors
4:52 am
February 11, 2023
Why don't you check your own reflection in the mirror, 50 bucks says you'll be saying my name more than three times when all you see in the mirror is me...that's some good wicketly spooky pussy, now it's time you got sum and finally hear you SKREEEEM my name face to face in a loving embrace before I dismember your entire existence...now that's what I call a big money thrusta!
Pro tip: it's all in the hips, not the hops
Bukshot-rise up
[
Verse 1: Bukshot]
Say my name in the mirror three times
I'll show up like a chimera, holding three Nines
I'm a gunslinger beating on a war drum
Ring the bells of death, just sit back and watch The Horde come (The Horde come)
Relentless, I've been in the trenches
Living in the shadows in the underground with ninjas
Record labels say they want me dead, I got no interest
'Til they making moves and piss me off, I'm seeking vengeance (Hahahaha!)
Death Eaters, you don't want to meet us
Likе The Five Deadly Vеnoms spitting bars like gripping heaters
Lyrics treacherous, promise I got something for these people
When they mention us, just a case of magic making evil
[Bridge: Bukshot]
Like Beelzebub I come through this thing and straight up trippin'
What the hell is up? Y'all don't want me on the mic and spittin'?
When I'm rippin', you're cappin'
Real G shit, no trappin'
Straight hustle, no slacking
Flex muscle, what's happenin'?
[Chorus: Lo Key]
Underground rise up! Let the wicked shit penetrate
Sew they mouths shut so they can never hate (never hate)
Underground rise up! Put them boots to the ground now
Raising the flags, let them sirens sound now
Underground rise up! Gather round, the end is near
We run this shit from underneath the earth, now we emerge
Underground rise up! Gather round, the end is near
So fuck all of our opposition, yeah, I think it's time to kill
Underground rise up!
[Verse 2: Lee Carver]
Poison pen proverbs performed by the poet
Slit your neck into sedation and you wouldn't even know it
Under bridges where the troubled water flowing
Serial killers say that Carver gold and got goated (Baaa!)
Wrote it inside of the manifest, still chewed my fingers to the bones
Suck your misses off the skin of all the bitches in my home
Mental conditions unknown, the diagnosis is death
I pay a visit while your family's praying, paying respects
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[Verse 3: Billy Obey]
We all have a lot of flaws but you dying with those (why?)
Billy overdosed when I got high in the lows (no)
It's hard where I'm from, the slum, it's like the underground
When I paint the town red all these blood suckers come around
Trying to get a taste of my work but not one of 'em
Earned or deserved a place in the church (Amen)
Shit I've got a lot of thoughts on the scene but I can't share those
So I’ll just say I love you with air quotes (ah yes)
[Verse 4: Joe Black]
When the world is a whole fire Doom tune (yeah)
I'll rise up and watch it burn from a bird's-eye view
I'm a psycho with a head of horns, I bury all you cherish
Begging The Almighty, let you motherfuckers perish
Bitches always ask "Do I take the mask off?"
Yeah, only when I'm jacking off high on bath salts
[Chorus: Lo Key]
Underground rise up! Let the wicked shit penetrate
Sew they mouths shut so they can never hate (never hate)
Underground rise up! Put them boots to the ground now
Raising the flags, let them sirens sound now
Underground rise up! Gather round, the end is near
We run this shit from underneath the earth, now we emerge
Underground rise up! Gather round, the end is near
So fuck all of our opposition, yeah, I think it's time to kill
Underground rise up!
5:01 am
February 11, 2023
Well then, let's both scream in agony, just place your hand on the book and say deal.
Here, I can see your tummy hurts, you can put down that pop sickle and try a ice cream cone for a change, welcome to the promise land
icP-here comes the carnival
[
Intro: Violent J]
Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Your lucky town is the next stop for the world-famous Dark Carnival! Come ride the Tilt A Whirl! The Murder Go Round! The Terror Wheel! Explore the Funhouse! Or the Tunnel of Love!
[Verse 1: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Everyone's invited to the carnival
Everything is free, they only charge your soul
Are you brave enough to ride the Demon Drop?
Turn your ass into a splatter, bleedin' slop
Joker laughin' as he juggles severed heads
All the carniеs cannibals and never fed
Fat man up thе long ladder gets shoved
Fans love the splatter on 'em, all spits blood
Cloaked in the fog, wagons slowly creep
Tents are erected as townsfolk sleep
Cue the music and lights, come gather around
Three witches flyin' high above the grounds
Monkey on the shoulder, blind man yells "Tickets!"
Free for the abusive and free for the bigots!
A life pass for your soul, what a steal
Just put your hand on the book and say "Deal!"
[Chorus: Courtney DeSmet & Insane Clown Posse]
Here comes the carnival
Cheer the Dark Carnival
Join hands with the dead and come
Bloodshed, bedlam, yum yum yum (Yum yum yum)
Here comes the carnival
Cheer the Dark Carnival
Murder rides and torture fun
We've got doom for everyone
[Verse 2: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Strongman picked a volunteer from the crowd
Ripped his head right off his neck, the cheer was loud
Road rage bumper cars, you fight 'til you drop
Last living wins, but the winner gets shot
Bodies everywhere, and they rot in a stack
Stripped of a soul they won't ever get back
Human cannonball launched into a wall
"Show's over! Thank you! Merch up in the front, y'all!"
Step in the fun house, mazes and mirrors
Everything is cartoon caricature weird
Screams in reverse and a laughing clown loop
Bloody-eyed kids holding hands dance around you
Mini jokers and jokettes love playin' games
Slingshottin' pebbles, lodge 'em deep in your brain
Green shoes, pink hair, polka-dotted balloon
With a bang, pow, death pop, clank and kaboom!
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[Chorus: Courtney DeSmet & Insane Clown Posse]
Here comes the carnival
Cheer the Dark Carnival
Join hands with the dead and come
Bloodshed, bedlam, yum yum yum (Yum yum yum)
Here comes the carnival
Cheer the Dark Carnival
Murder rides and torture fun
We've got doom for everyone
[Verse 3: Violent J]
Elephants, midgets, and them souvenir scams
Sweet sticky cotton candy goop is on your hands
Hungry lions fed up, through with doin' their demands
Swipe the trainer's head off, and it flew up in the stands
Burn when the tornado of flames come and touch down
Axe in her back, she make the same as a fuck sound
Bathe in the pain when all the blood rain dumps down
Blood rain dumps down, blood rain dumps down
[Chorus: Courtney DeSmet, Insane Clown Posse & Violent J]
Here comes the carnival
Cheer the Dark Carnival (Blood rain dumps down)
Join hands with the dead and come
Bloodshed, bedlam, yum yum yum (Yum yum yum) (Blood rain dumps down)
Here comes the carnival
Cheer the Dark Carnival (Blood rain dumps down)
Murder rides and torture fun
We've got doom for everyone (Blood rain dumps down)
[Bridge: Insane Clown Posse]
Join us on the other side
Wicked souls won't be denied
Let's all scream in agony
Let's all become maggot feed
Join us on the other side
Wicked souls won't be denied
Let's all scream in agony
Let's all become maggot feed
[Outro]
Join us on the other side (Here comes the carnival)
Wicked souls won't be denied (Cheer the Dark Carnival)
Let's all scream in agony (Yeah, yeah)
Let's all become maggot feed
Join us on the other side (Here comes the carnival)
Wicked souls won't be denied (Cheer the Dark Carnival)
Let's all scream in agony (Yeah)
Let's all become maggot feed ([?])
Join us on the other side
Wicked souls won't be denied ([?])
Let's all scream in agony (Cheer the carnival)
Let's all become maggot feed ([?])
Join us on the other side (Here comes the carnival)
Wicked souls won't be denied (Cheer the Dark Carnival)
Let's all scream in agony (Yeah, yeah)
Let's all become maggot feed (Yeah, yeah)
"The wicked clowns will never die
6:10 am
February 11, 2023
We ain't finished yet
It's time eye put the math back in mathers, cuz I'm a problem...but who let the dogs out this time
Eminem-untitled
Nah man, not quite finished yet...
Girl I think
You just mighta just try-ta pull a muhfuckin fast one I'm mad
You just hurt my god damn feeling, and that was the last one I had
Does this look like an arcade, trying to play games, see the saw blade
See the silhouette, of a stalker in your walk way, better cooperate
Or get sautéed, and rotisserie, while you're hog tied
MCs get so quiet, you can hear em all fucking dog whistle when I walk by
Colt Seavers on a mule, stuntin on that ass like the fuckin fall guy
I don't gas my Mercedes after midnight, I treat it like a Mogwi
Cuz it will turn into a gremlin and run over kids women & men
Vrrrrrn vrrrn! motor so big you can fit a midget in its engine
Bitch gimme them digits while your cringin'
Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin
Will I spen-spend even ten cents on you
Since when do you think it's gonna cost me a pretty penny
Shit if I think a penny's pretty
Just image how beautiful, a quarter is to me
Ee-nee-mee-nee-my-nee-moe, catch an eskimo by his toe
While he's tryin to roll a snowball but, don't make him lose his cool
If he hollers better let him go ya'll
Now here we go, go, go
Get up baby get a move on, like a u-haul
You can rack your brain like pool balls
You won't ever think of this shit, yeah honey you called?
Well here I come, havoc on the beat, I wreak it
Evil, I see hear and speak it
Lady put your money on Shady, fuck that other weak shit
Put your eggs in the same basket
You can count every motherfuckin chicken 'fore it hatches
Cuz, you can bet your ass that, we gonna get it crackin
Like the Kraken & Titans, when they clash and
Get your brains bashin so bad
You gonna have Kurt Cobain asking to autograph on a blood stained napkin
Unfashionable, about as rational as a rash on a fag's asshole
Now let's take that line, run it up the flag pole with Elton
See if he's cool with it, don't stand there and look stupid at me bitch
I ain't in the mood for the shit, gif my dick, Google it till it pops up
Ya'll are so motherfuckin full of shit that your stocked up
Me, I'm always shittin diarrhea at the mouth
Till your speakers crap out (pthhhhp)
Ha, what? Girl you got a hot butt, like a lit cigarette (Chit- chigarette)
But you won't get a hot fudge Sunday from me
So do not strut my way slut, because...
(You don't own me) Now here we go, go, go
And now that I got your panties in a bunch and your bowels in an uproar
Ima show you why I came, so you stop asking me what the fuck for
Now look you little slut-cunt-whore, I know you want more
Bitch it's time to put the math back in the Mathers
Cuz I'm a fuckin' (problem), run boy!
Every flow, got it mastered
So every last word, hat you fuckin' fags heard
Comes straight from the fish's ass
Yeah, in other words, I'm a bass-turd
Lookin' at me like a killed Kenny, gas in the tank? Yeah still plenty
No morals, are instilled in me, so remorse, I really don't feel any
Eat your heart out Hannibal, Understandable why you're jealous
Fuckin' animal, I got cannibal magnetism
Can't resist 'em now can ya hoe?
Shady, I don't understand ya flow Understand my flow?
Bitch I flow, like Troy Polamalu's hair, boy
Don't you dare try to follow or compare boy
I'm raw, you ain't even medium rare, stay the fuck outta my hair boy
You can look, you can stare and point
But you can't touch I'm too clairvoyant
I don't get it man, is there a void
All this weak shit, what am I, steroids?
Well bitch, I'm back with some shit for that ass
In ya trunk elephant (Hemorrhoids)
And remember boys...
(You don't own me) Now here we go, go, go
Thank you for coming out. Hope you enjoyed the show.
Until next time... peace.
6:17 am
February 11, 2023
It's time we fuckin harden, hit you with the beg your pardon
icP-3:24
[
Violent J]
Speak of our demise, you speak the tongue of the devil
Every obstacle we cross, we advance another level
Our towers ascend much higher than the skyline
So if you want beef, I got yours. Why don't you try mine?
Friends becomes enemies because time surprises you
Those who once idolize suddenly despisin' you
Later when asked who his influences were
Suddenly he forgets, and his brains become a blur
You get shit on for all that you did and all the love
All the time you spent tryin' to vouch he ain't a scrub
Keep your cronuts cause I'ma show go nuts when the times right
For now enjoy the limelight, we hittin' from your blindside
And we don't want no in-betweeners on our team either
See you walk home or get in the car packin' a heater
That's a ryder, the definition of a gunfight
Try to pull one on me ill take your army out in one night
Your're gonna smash into a tree, cashed right on the corner
Horn blowin', everybody dead, early in the mornin'
'Cause we shoot back, and like you got a fruit-packed center
All your blood comes squirtin' out, when all the bullets enter
We some old-time gangstas from the Southwest side
Since I was 14, dreamt about committing homicide
But I never knew who 'til now, bang! bang! [?]
Never thought I could really do it now I see how
Everybody fuckin' pluckin' from our tree. It's time we guard the yard
That's why I'm tellin y'all we reekin' havoc next joker card
I'm sick a talkin' bout love when don't nobody show us none
Except for juggalo ninjas that's had our back from day one
Sleeping giants, and when we ring the bells of war
You best believe it, it's gonna be some hell to score
Record sales, I give a fuck whether we sell anymore
I'm more concerned about revenge and mobbin' into your door
Bitches out promotin' our shows, if I see that van again
I swear to God ill get to panicking and brandishing a ten
I ain't no chopper, unless you talking about decapitation
All you faggots eating off us, causing more than aggravation
Fuck your flyers. Pack your fuckin' shit up and beat it
If I catch you on our scene I'll take a brick and make ya eat it
I got a love for everybody that was ever on the hatchet
And it's gonna stay the same until we buried in a casket
I ride with Myzery from the Bronx back to the murder mitten
All the way out to LA and back and never bullshittin'
When it's time to get forbidden whatever we committin
From a distance or a personal like a throat slittin'
Plus my homies from the Southwest side all down to ride
Unleash 'em all to the battleground whenever we decide
Dirty groundhogs out here all livin in our garden
It's time we fuckin harden, hit you with the beg your pardon
Of a moose. Gonna Joe Bruce gun to make your juice run
All over the walls behind you to remind you
This is our turf, and all that it's worth is our takin'
It's time you fuckin' fat piggies got blown into bacon
Violent J and Shaggy from day one, with the painted faces
Quit rippin' us off, always dreamin' of tradin' places
But you'll never have what we got, we too far up the mountain
So stay the fuck in home like a pussy and keep poutin'
Jumpsteady, my brother, has been the keeper of the peace
But even he says that it's time our fuckin' dogs are released *bark*
So let us pull the fuckin' guns out and see who fuckin runs out
And see who stays on our side ready to ride
It's time that we quit lettin' all the bullshit slide
Where the fuck is our pride? Raise from the dead if it died
I moved my family to safe ground, cause hell about to rain
I can't front it feels good to go insane and bring the pain
And shake the fuckin ground up my trigger fingers curled up
Piss on 'em and don't miss, buck buck buck buck
We hurt their feelings when we squirt their blood on the ceiling
Wicked clowns with an axe to your neck. What's more appealing?
[Skit]
[Guy] Check it out, babe, the House Of Wax!
[Girl] Um no no
[Guy] Are you serious?!
[Girl] Honey I'm scared!
[Guy] Come on man!
[Girl] Well, if you're not gonna support me, then I'm going home!
[Guy] Bye!
[Girl] Fuck you!
[Guy] What's this? Zen Of Love? Wonder if he could tell me about my fucked-up relationship
3:37 am
February 11, 2023
If you claim Juggalo, you in a gang!
Just kidding, but you gotta do this thang:
Only one rule of the icP, is attack any mime you see!
[Intro: samples]
I was going into the mall with my girlfriend, you know
Hot Topic, of course
And we were in there
We came out, there was a mime that did the rope thing
And somehow pulled my girlfriend away from me
And then ran off with her!
We broke up after that
[Chorus: Mustard & Stir]
Hey, I know that you like ICP (Yeah, I guess so)
So attack all mimes you see
I know that you like ICP (Yeah, I guess so)
So attack some mimes with me
[Verse 1: Stir, Mustard]
Any time I take a stroll down town
I'm keeping my eyes peeled, ‘cause I'm a clown
For mimes, thе thing a Wicked Clown hates worst
Soon as I see one, that mimе gets hurt, hey
Mimes are no good, we hate them a lot
So beat them up even if you get caught
There's only one rule of the I.C.P
Juggalos, attack any mime you see
If you claim Juggalo, you in a gang
Just kidding, but you gotta do this thang:
You have an obligation to bash in the face
Of any mime that you see, any time any place
So you might be in the middle of a date
You might be spittin' mad game, but please don’t wait
If a mime shows up, kick his ass at once
When he’s passed out cold, you can finish your lunch
If you can see the mime then it can't be far
Attack now, no matter where you are
Funeral, theme park, riding a bus
Beating up mimes any place is a must for a Juggalo
[Chorus: Mustard & Stir]
Hey, I know that you like ICP (Yeah, I guess so)
So attack all mimes you see
I know that you like ICP (Yeah, I guess so)
So attack some mimes with me
You might also like
If There Was a Movie on Being a Mime, Then Everyone Would Hate it
Mushy Mustard
Clowns vs. Mimes: The Ultimate Battle
Mushy Mustard
Beat Down Those Mimes
Mushy Mustard
[Verse 2: Mustard, Stir]
My name's Violent J, and that's not just a title
I'm violent to mimes, just about homicidal
And if you a Juggalo, that's what I expect
That when you see a mime, you'll squeeze his neck
And if close-by fam don't join in the fight
Those Juggahoes best stay out of my sight
Clowns hate mimes, if you like 'em, that's fine
Just don't expect to leave my show without a black eye
I went on a date the other day to have a good time
My favorite thing about her is she's not a mime
We hit the arcade and the bowling alley
And looked out for mimes, but we didn't see any
If we did, they would’ve been attacked on sight
The one use for mimes is to start a good fight
And if a mime tries to block me with invisible walls
I just toss it aside so I can kick his balls
What is a Juggalo? I don't know
But I saw one stabbing a mime outside Kinko's
I give a damn if you have my CD’s
It's all about beating up any mime you see, that’s a Juggalo
[Chorus: Mustard & Stir]
Hey, I know that you like ICP (Yeah, I guess so)
So attack all mimes you see
I know that you like ICP (Yeah, I guess so)
So attack some mimes with me
[Bridge: Mustard & Stir, Mustard]
Come on, just admit it, you like us clowns
So beat up mimes if you wanna be down
(What, you don’t know?)
Come on, just admit it, you like us clowns
So beat up mimes if you wanna be down
(We don’t like mimes)
Come on, just admit it, you like us clowns
So beat up mimes if you wanna be down
(That’s a Juggalo)
Come on, just admit it, you like us clowns
So beat up mimes if you wanna be down
(Beat them up, y’all)
[Interlude: sample, Stir]
Hey, next time you see a mime, tell him
"I got some funny physical comedy for ya
How 'bout this?" *punching*
(Pow! Pow! Take that! Ha ha!)
[Chorus: Mustard & Stir]
Hey, I know that you like ICP (Yeah, I guess so)
So attack all mimes you see
I know that you like ICP (Yeah, I guess so)
So attack some mimes with me
[Spoken: Mustard, Stir]
(Mr. Jackson, it’s been so long since I’ve been fucked)
What is that moaning?
(Mr. Jackson, it’s been so long since I’ve been fucked)
Oh, it's a sample from "Sensuous Women and Men Together"
(Mr. Jackson, it’s been so long since I’ve been fucked)
This is the mime beating song
This isn't the sex song
That's on the next album
I thought it'd be cool to have kind of
Some sample scratching near the end of the song
(Mr. Jackson, it’s been so long since I’ve been fucked)
Put on something else
Put on something wicked
Okay, how about this
[Scratching]
I hate, I hate mimes
Mimes, mimes, hate mimes
I hate, hate, I hate, hate mimes
Mimes, mimes, I hate mimes
[Outro: sample]
You guys are beating up mimes, right?
Yes! Hell yeah!
I love you guys!
Wait, where are they? Where are they?
I don’t know! I have no idea!
3:43 am
February 11, 2023
8:10 pm
February 11, 2023
Made ya look
I'm from a
Secret society not the kind of secret
You keep in the diary now the kind of
Secret that our me students of inner
Vision watch me teach them entirely I
Mithril Oreder- Eye Que
Folks a crypto shoutout to the new
Generation get going old school boy
Check this 2019 and turn the heart heart
Now I got the combination to the vault
It's still they trying to figure out how
I'm playing his BA get it in the stack
Is high in the sky I'm trying to feed my
Like become a truck truck
Risky situation god bless good luck and
God We Trust that's what the money reads
And the love of it that's a cold greed
Nothing's guaranteed some of this
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Girl get your crypto on oh I'm from a
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Fire but quiet when I'm desiring a slave
From the cotton fields became the master
Of the quantum field now the loss of
Vibration require me to rev up my engine
Mid floors to hit me you worried about
Time for time visionary like Henry you
Can't beat us it's better to join them
Junior this season my head on the coin
Worth more than a pretty pretty picture
Me falling off you must be smoking crack
Now that I know max I'm a different kind
Of token black rolling with the Super
Soaker the one with the shoulder strap
Banana clip hanging out like a gorilla
Scrotum sack you'll wanna test the coin
Collector croc gathers a jockstrap not
The Lord Protector the silence is the
Noise correctly that I destroy yourself
To make the voice defectors a citation
Forbidden food sip on the poison nectar
Of power and faith the [ __ ] is kind of
Funny recovering alcoholic garlic get
Drunk off this money now hump blazing in
We're Republicans I miss sunny and
Lambie in the Trump Towers they looking
At me funny staff literally no sense of
Venus Miami all City says you're
Dangling your symbiote in my embryo I'm
Only dropping videos on Vimeo to control
All are you Millennials for sure to keep
Your currency digital Spindler how much
Do you reckon then how much
And if they create be great to show
World that you prick the one that's more
I got my mom raised up on the ground I'm
Staying up overtime this pain I'll hold
It down like a man up what ain't nothin
Jesus still go huh huh my money my coin
Is what's important that when you're
With them when they come to paper keep
Shaking them later sucker free man you
Gotta be eligible to stay allow to
Qualify these days ain't got no hustle
You're banished so use your muscle then
Grab forget about the struggle the
Blemish to be probably managed but hey
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If I never get it what the [ __ ] are
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Can't eat the heavy part of my plan
Involves money my [ __ ] being broke as a
Joke is far from funny I'm trying to
Bring light to my life in the darkest
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You deserve and if they create be great
Show world get your crypto on the
Equivalent of multiple dividends and
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Superior or higher certificates admire
The financial experience the reverse
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Acquires more commas or less periods
Karma take cover your mama without the
Complex Oedipus elegans and joint took
Those successes and all of the benefits
Make the sign of the Cross sitting on a
Couch across from Ellen DeGeneres from
Being a generous humanitarian and
Philanthropist they want to kill my
Hands and rinse supper brands that are
Terrorists the scripts that I read and
Considered contagious and cancerous I go
Animal for the financial so any
Similarities between me being a human
Being is purely coincidental well been
An icon every evolutionary marsupial
King Kong no money don't grow on the
Trees that I'm swinging on Bobby's
Blasphemy
Stupid he submits the auras the blue
Crystal creating a total mobile
Masterpiece contain wire to my campaign
Wire me some liquid from my mentor or
Appoints profile the hunger for
Financial stability fuels my aggression
Me through or shatters any negative
Crypto preconception he'll be the master
Phones but your wings a passenger
Control stealth in to pass at a pole
Cache cold milk pull the camp over the
Globe who wrapped them approach we ask
The photo Stephanie from watching a cap
In the world there's nothing but riches
Existed here bicipital though I'm skip
It into the mode of watching my assets
That can explode like a full rifle on
The glass know you can win statistically
Maybe money can't buy you happiness but
You can't afford your own brand
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Flirt how much do you think and then how
Much you deserve and if they create be
Great to show world that you're prettier
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World crap this one man centralized
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The most red eyes never forget I in one
Generation removes or poverty so ain't
No going back now and you ain't stopped
Of me risk and reward gotta choose it
Properly
Bob make it late then I use the property
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And then how much do you deserve and if
They create and be great to show world
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World my life opens wolf-like
Distributed pledges fit the hell and
Back I had to trim around the head now
They wanna try and tax me for my capital
Gains assassinating with some tactical a
Man's been hating digital currency no
Spinet helpless how to make a man back
In 1996 to trick you out your paper with
Some interest free rent so don't settle
For 0.03 percent
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Network the street can to hear my best
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Monetary tangibly only food Bailey could
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Door Cactus Jack mikey whipwreck Federal
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Then how much
And if they create be great to show
World that you're pretty oh I meant when
I try to think of a word to describe
With a little oil can't stop running
Recreate just liquid so about time I was
Getting bored
Outside the thunderstorm I am thought to
Strike lightning twice wet from before
Face down I shoot you in the back leg
Hump the floor leave show me themselves
On the ground it's like waterborne
Seeing in World Report Fox News World
Report
Morris up 100 points more according to
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Child and talking like a yellow headed
Body powers-that-be
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For you late I punch you in the cheek
You lose a couple of teeth that's why
You can't handle Heights trouble you
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[ __ ] lay you out flat like tuck in
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Coat of arms Smith we made for gold and
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Heretic is free to cherry-pick looking
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Torture
I stole little oil for the cokes and
Then I've renounce Christ at the altar
My blood DNA mixed with metal told me
What the same age
Saw my software was up to date don't
Separate floor red pills are tough to
Take I wish there was another way we
Wouldn't suffer this fate we become
Vampires at once we taste use sandpaper
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