
10:12 pm
February 11, 2023

Ironically it's a bag of bags. Each bag containing its own ARTifact or heirloom. It's going to take me awhile to go through all the bags and decode, understand and translate the artifacts before I present them to the world, so let's just get this chin dig started already, ya heard?
Let's start things of with:
THE MOST OBVIOUS PSYCHOPATHIC RECORDS/UNDERGROUND SCENE DISS TRACK NEVER DISCUSSED ON A JUGGALO FORUM, BROTHER!!!
1:07 pm

March 30, 2018

4:45 pm
February 11, 2023

Now I got the juice, wouldn't beef if I was you
Like, au jus, but beef, if like
"I was you, " but, like, ah, fuck you (man)
4:56 pm
February 11, 2023

Out here congratulating these has-beens who had their highs
These rappers only won their matches because they strategize [brother]
Hold up, wait a minute
Guess what I'ma never do
Show so much respect to you
That I feel like we're friends, so now we no longer competitors
That could be the death of you
I do what I wanna do, they do what I let them do
Everything these niggas be sayin' is a fuckin' lie
It's nothing I can say to you that is realer
Remember when you praisin' the butterfly(icp)
Don't you ever disrespect the fuckin' caterpillar(em/Royce)
5:15 pm
February 11, 2023

You lookin at Atilla
The psychopathic killer, the caterpillar
Don't tell me when I'm supposed to rap until
the tracks a banana peel, attack of the silverback gorilla
You're havin' a little trouble fathomin' this is actually happenin
Pad to pen I'm batty like eyelids when they're blinkin' a lot
You copy me, but you're not
You can't be butterflies
My offspring's are just moths
Like Jada Pinkett and Queen Latifah, 'til the shingles come off the roof
We'll shatter the ceilings
And the language I speak is my mind
Kingpin and Penguin combined [triplex]
A singular thought I'd think I would help you distinguish
A brother from the cream of the crop
Wait a minute, hold up
Like a flash card
Damn dog, is that copyin', or payin' homage?
[Mighty death pop, dog catcher, joker card, Manson esham Ozzy]
It's sad because dad taught you to rap as a damn toddler
My dad is your grandfather[someone ahead of time and space]
I have to rehatch on you
Come back as black wasp
Half yellow jacket, [rehatch, hatchet 2.0]
Sasquatch dancin' on top of a ant,
Trample it and stomp it, smash it and stand on it
Dammit, I can't stop it[hunt for big foot 1.0 and 2.0 covered smothered chunked]
Stampin' out grasshoppers, you can't be no Rap Gods
In fact you're exact opposites
You make a wack song, and can't hold a candle
But even Daniel-san wax off, you jack-offs
Need to come to grips, like a hand job[violent j solo music]
The boom bap is back with an axe to mumble rap
Lumberjack with a hacksaw[who still BOOMIN?]
Number one, but my pencils are number two 'cause that's all I do with 'em
Poop is my pseudonym
On the john like a prostitute when I droppin' a deuce and
When I'm producing them lyrical bowel movements
These beats are like my saloons
'Cause these bars always got my stools in 'em[G-code]
Bitch it is real like I pooped Jerusalem[reel life productions]
Breakup song to VJ, going back to date esham
5:41 pm

March 30, 2018

still seems like a stretch
there was only one butterfly and in this song it's plural
and Violent J's father never taught him to rap his father was a deadbeat
plus I don't see why Royce or Eminem would want to start shit with ICP in 2018
maybe the song was written a long time ago and they just decided to release it in 2018
but seems like a non-issue to me
THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
6:20 pm
March 30, 2013

7:55 pm
February 11, 2023

This bag goes deeper than the lochness monsters' cloaca!
Quite a bit of the artifacts are cassette tapes with a coded word or words to decipher in the booklet pertaining to the contents on the tapes. It's in all types of "codes", Morse, binary, including some codes I've never heard of before. Some of the tapes are songs and some are weird "skits" and backwards messages. Some of the songs are even reversed and sped up to really bury the message and trying to do all this with tapes is time consuming.
Each tape's word or message coded in the "booklet" are all pieces to a "master key" scroll with two columns. Each column has 13 numbered coded words to link with the cassette paper in order to find the reel words for each column. Each column was named but once again still encoded. The back of the key says, " 2 pillars equals three sides" uncoded.
Here's what I got for the name of one column thus far, the other column is still ????
"2, words, _______, fear"
Heres the song on the cassette that's linked to that columns "title".
5:47 pm
February 11, 2023

I have been able to decode the columns and finally make the pieces fit together as intended. The column that's linked with the slaughterhouse song is titled "Fearless Fred's words 2 Fear".
Now, I will say that the song is such trash that I still can't catch all the words in this song so I'm unsure of the word that goes in the column yet, so I'll just throw out some notable lines to peep out while you all eat your egg benedict's ya damn Tom Arnold's! Careful not to get any egg on your face now;)
I guess you could consider it poetry, but with me it started out with just words, just words. They started looking like puzzle pieces so I started connecting them to each other 'til they started to resemble blank canvases. By this time I was an artist so I just started to see these pictures, these real visuals.
Feeling it in the air, breathe it in the night, staring at the full Moon...dreams
Drew a picture of my teacher(who?), bullet in his head, ruler in his ass
With a toilet in front of him, throwin' up, pissed off
Prolly symbolic of this thought, sick taught
Until my inner enemy interrupts
It's like I'm General Hong, and I'm standin' in front of a gun
I'm puttin' myself in the way of a bullet to pull rank(suicidal much?)
The hood is over my eyes but the wool ain't(sacrificial lamb)
Yeah, got the mentality of bein' with a wizard
How do you sell somethin' that's so lyrical
To a kid who wouldn't know what was hittin' if it hit him?
Now I wanna talk about these niggas from Detroit
Before me and Shady,(bad meets evil) who was thinkin' 'bout Detroit?
We put the world onto it so watch how you say "fuck me"
You just might jinx yourself, whoops, your girl gon' do it
I had already been grindin' since '97, that's longevity(dj clay song reference)
And if you think you're lyrically better, you better be a killer
Piss break
5:56 pm
February 11, 2023

I'm a deep thinker, I'm a street preacher
With a street sweeper full of heat seekers
In your Jeep speakers I'mma keep ringers
I don't need heaters, I got the meat cleaver
Welcome to the slaughterhouse
Niggas try to tell me I spell too much
Capital S to the laugh to the T-E-R
Ho, U-S-E, now go to hell you fucks, word
Making words disappear quick as magic
Abracadabra, the trafficker blacker than Africa
Can you imagine a nigga flipping bread for the blood?
Money like Dracula has him a spatula, ask me a question
Am I the best with the flexing?
Fuck yes with the goon talk
CROOKED going Michael Jackson on Thriller
6:23 pm
March 30, 2013

6:38 pm
February 11, 2023

Old Mr Dangerous said
I am ashamed to bump this, even, but it deserves repeating. Dumbest theory ever.
I'm the kinda guy that's mild but I might flip and get a little bit wilder
Impregnate a lesbian, yeah, now let's see her have triplets and I'll die-
-Sintegrate them babies as soon as they're out her with formalde-
-Hyde and cyanide, girl you can try and hide, you can try to scream louder
No need for no gunpowder, that only takes all the fun outta
Murder and I'd rather go "vinn-vinn!" and now you see just how the
Fuck I do just what I do when I cut right through your scalp
Shit, wait a minute I mean skull, my knife seems dull, pull another one out
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