Ah sorry guys. My bad. Yeah you can have guns here its just difficult. In this state NSW you need a really good reason to obtain the fire arms license. I’ve tried but always failed because I don’t have a rural property and therefor no real reason to have one. The easiest method is to join a shooting range but then you’re forced to leave your gun there I believe. 

Actually, I do have a Stirling .22 that I bought off a guy a long time ago. I take it camping and alike but I’m down to my last 50 or so rounds and without that license I can’t buy them. People with licence don’t like to help out either. 

I don’t use the word “queer” to define a homosexual. It’s just what I say. I use “queer cunt” for mm dickhead. Look at this dickhead. Look at this queer cunt. Yeah, sounds legit. I like to type the way I’d say it so Yanks never know what I’m rambling about. I told a guy the other day that it sounded like he needed a good root. Bloke had no idea what I told him XD

“gotta get laid bro. A good fuck ya know?” 

I meet a lot of people in my line of work. After my contractual agreements I often go and pick up luggage and drop them off to folks. Instead of dumping it in hotel reception I always ring the customers up and face/face deliver it. Lots of Americans which is cool. 

novocaine said
what does a woman vagina look like when she is a virgin? i beautiful pretty flower.

 

and afterwards? wel…. have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonaise?

 

 

so whats your opinion on cuningliguis (spellinglol). personally i dont get your opinion. i love watching a good ol fashion fannyslap.

have u ever put a blade of grass between your thumbs to make a whistle? if u can do that with a pussy lip, that bitch is lazy. also probaly a whore.

i say lazy because, blown out pussy does not indicate a whore, persay. i know plenty of whores, with beautiful va J J’s. and i know some of the ugliest, blown out pussy. it makes me sick, especially that i still enter it.

from my understanding, a woman can keep her snatch looking beautiful by doin keygals (fuck my spelling). basically pussy exercises. i would imagine, this is how most pornstars who survive the buizness for the long run, last in the buisness. i havent seen to much chipped ham pussy porn stars.

stars like, puma sweede, eve lawrence, ava devine. ive seen tons of their videos that i do not enjoy jerking too. and tons that i do. boob size, outfit, hair color, always changing. pussy looks the same.

Disgusted by vaginas? That sound like some faggot shit.

first boob i saw in real life, disgusted me. in 7th grade, looked down the girls shirt at mini golf. it was like all freckles, nipple, and areola. honestly, i didnt even know what it was that i was starting at, at the time. wasnt till at least 2 years and half a dozen pairs of boobs later that i realized, the 1st boob i ever saw, was fucking disgusting.