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1:11 am
March 20, 2013
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im one of those dickheads, but to be fair, if your in the fast lane doing 20 miles p/hour under the speed limit you should be nudged the fuck off the road.
i do courier workm occasionally for my company when our driver dissapears and i tell you what, im a fucking maniac on the road. ive had several fines since i started ehre haha. time is money friend.
2:48 am
July 15, 2012
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I got kicked in the nuts by my own grandma s*** was insane n***** be crazychicken bacon ranch YUM
2:49 am
July 15, 2012
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Rick James cocaine’s a helluva drugWaka Flocka Waka Flocka smoke some crack
2:49 am
July 15, 2012
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taxes
3:36 am
August 16, 2012
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ILLmortal said
I always have impatient assholes driving behind me that CAN’T for the life of them sit behind a courier for 3 seconds. They race on by like a dickhead and I always catch them at the next red light. Everyone is in such a rush these days. I’ll cop a horn if I’m a second slow to respond to a green light. I get beeped everywhere, all the time. Get the fuck out of my loading zone! I need that spot. Go park in the car park like you should and walk to the shops ya lazy pricks.
You do understand that if those things are a constant while you’re driving that YOU are actually the PROBLEM, right? Nobody has bad luck while driving to always get honked at and shit.
I hate you slow mother fuckers. Whether it be driving or reaction. Some of us do have places to go. Just the other day this SUV filled with 4 high school age kids was stopped at a stop sign for a good minute+ while there was absolutely no oncoming traffic. I beeped repeatedly and they finally moved. Then they decided to slow down in front of me like little jackassholes so I went around them and they rolled down their windows. They were yelling shit until I rolled mine down and showed them the barrel of my .380. Little niggas need to know if you gon act up you finna get smacked up.
12:52 pm
August 27, 2012
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haha Ryda flexes on high school kids…bet he wouldnt show his “special” barrel to a car full of homies…real talk son
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12:53 pm
May 29, 2013
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I have a .380 too ryda, what’s ur make and model?
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1:35 pm
September 18, 2012
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You pull guns on kids over petty things. What a fucking coward. Funny how you made Treyvon out to be a thug that deserved to be shot….
By the way, if you pull a gun on me you better shoot to fucking kill. I’m not e-thugging, no keyboard warrior or nothing. If you pull a gun on me you better be using it.
You remind me of some folks I know running around Magna with bb guns thinking they are gangster.
2:25 pm
July 15, 2012
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I got a foot going up his ass
2:35 pm
May 2, 2013
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when i put a cig up to my mouth backwards ouch then i look like a crack head walkin around with a burnt lip
2:45 pm
May 2, 2013
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whoop whoop at the gathering gets pretty fuckin old by the last day
them fucking mega phones or whatever u call them i swear imma bend somebody over and forcefully try to shove it up the perps ass but then again if they was to fart everybody would here it
fuck yo sleep fuck yo sleep fuck yo sleep
fuck yo mega phone
3:30 pm
April 15, 2013
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This dude wants to stick megaphones up guys buttholes… is that like a Japanese fetish type thing? Fuck yo sleep! Respect tradition and just lay your scary ass down like you know you are going to anyways.
3:47 pm
May 2, 2013
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This dude wants to stick megaphones up guys buttholes… is that like a Japanese fetish type thing? Fuck yo sleep! Respect tradition and just lay your scary ass down like you know you are going to anyways.
no actually i dont think i b layin down at all i actually like the song fuck yo sleep that was made at the gathering and i dont like damn megaphones cus i was minding my own business with my homie and wife and this dumbass probably u came up behind me why i was exhausted and was jus chilling out by mainstage smoking one and the mutha fucker turned the siren on in my fucking ear on purpose so said for him to back up off me and he didnt listen he had this big ass cup or whatever hanging from his neck and he was laughing bout what he jus done well that cup got pushed up into his fucking mouth and i no longer had the problem of a jackass with a megaphone behind me outta all the shit goin on ther i dont think the megaphone is going to stop me from sleepin
3:52 pm
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May 22, 2012
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i gotta admit, obnoxious megaphone toters trying to prevent me from sleeping at the gathering does piss me right the fuck off, even though it really shouldnt.
i dont have nearly as much self control when im sleep deprived. last year, i did actually grab the club and go searching through the darkness for one particular asswipe. i cant say with certainty what would have happened if i found him [he disappeared when i yelled out that i was comin], but it wouldnt have been pleasant, im sure.
a couple ‘fuck yo sleep’ calls here and there is one thing, but if you are working to give me pain by keeping me awake, i will work to give you pain, by doing something violent. have at least a little respect for the fatigued, you loud ass bitches.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
3:52 pm
May 2, 2013
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@ guest yes that is a japanese style fetish its called ninjitsu bitch
11:09 pm
July 15, 2013
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RydaFoLife said
ILLmortal said
I always have impatient assholes driving behind me that CAN’T for the life of them sit behind a courier for 3 seconds. They race on by like a dickhead and I always catch them at the next red light. Everyone is in such a rush these days. I’ll cop a horn if I’m a second slow to respond to a green light. I get beeped everywhere, all the time. Get the fuck out of my loading zone! I need that spot. Go park in the car park like you should and walk to the shops ya lazy pricks.You do understand that if those things are a constant while you’re driving that YOU are actually the PROBLEM, right? Nobody has bad luck while driving to always get honked at and shit.
I hate you slow mother fuckers. Whether it be driving or reaction. Some of us do have places to go. Just the other day this SUV filled with 4 high school age kids was stopped at a stop sign for a good minute+ while there was absolutely no oncoming traffic. I beeped repeatedly and they finally moved. Then they decided to slow down in front of me like little jackassholes so I went around them and they rolled down their windows. They were yelling shit until I rolled mine down and showed them the barrel of my .380. Little niggas need to know if you gon act up you finna get smacked up.
Heh, well what they don’t understand is I’m loaded up and heavy as hell. Now I’m only slow at getting off the mark like any truck or delivery vehicle. That’s where the honks start, getting up to speed like I can help it. Secondly I had to insure my contents for $10mill and I can’t say what I carry. it’s just a lack of understanding and respect. Once I’m up to speed I’m really the only cunt that’s trying to get somewhere quick. I get paid per signature, not hourly so believe me mate, I ain’t driving slow, just off the mark.
We don’t have guns in Australia so I can’t do that Rolf. I do carry an axe handle to warn away would be queer cunts.
I’ve gotten out of my van twice now and walked up to two pricks at a red light. One bloke ran the red light and took off XD the other refused to wind down his window or get out and have a go even with repeated “come on have a go you cunt”. If I didn’t have company logos and numbers plastered all over the van I’d go and boot their mirrors or something off. But that’s just me when I snap angry in a second. Won’t happen often and usually things run off me like water off a ducks back but then sometimes ya know.. Shit hits the fa. If anything it’s warning like you described, people are capable of anything so folk need to watch themselves.
8:52 am
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May 22, 2012
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ILLmortal saidWe don’t have guns in Australia so I can’t do that Rolf. I do carry an axe handle to warn away would be queer cunts.
I’ve gotten out of my van twice now and walked up to two pricks at a red light. One bloke ran the red light and took off XD the other refused to wind down his window or get out and have a go even with repeated “come on have a go you cunt”.
for the benefit of the yanks that may not know, ‘have a go’ means, throw down.
im not sure if ‘queer cunts’ means lesbians, or weirdos, or bad guys, or what. but i get the gist.
people are capable of anything so folk need to watch themselves.
this is tattooed on the inside of my skull.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
7:06 pm
May 29, 2013
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ILLmortal said
RydaFoLife said
ILLmortal said
I always have impatient assholes driving behind me that CAN’T for the life of them sit behind a courier for 3 seconds. They race on by like a dickhead and I always catch them at the next red light. Everyone is in such a rush these days. I’ll cop a horn if I’m a second slow to respond to a green light. I get beeped everywhere, all the time. Get the fuck out of my loading zone! I need that spot. Go park in the car park like you should and walk to the shops ya lazy pricks.You do understand that if those things are a constant while you’re driving that YOU are actually the PROBLEM, right? Nobody has bad luck while driving to always get honked at and shit.
I hate you slow mother fuckers. Whether it be driving or reaction. Some of us do have places to go. Just the other day this SUV filled with 4 high school age kids was stopped at a stop sign for a good minute+ while there was absolutely no oncoming traffic. I beeped repeatedly and they finally moved. Then they decided to slow down in front of me like little jackassholes so I went around them and they rolled down their windows. They were yelling shit until I rolled mine down and showed them the barrel of my .380. Little niggas need to know if you gon act up you finna get smacked up.
Heh, well what they don’t understand is I’m loaded up and heavy as hell. Now I’m only slow at getting off the mark like any truck or delivery vehicle. That’s where the honks start, getting up to speed like I can help it. Secondly I had to insure my contents for $10mill and I can’t say what I carry. it’s just a lack of understanding and respect. Once I’m up to speed I’m really the only cunt that’s trying to get somewhere quick. I get paid per signature, not hourly so believe me mate, I ain’t driving slow, just off the mark.
We don’t have guns in Australia so I can’t do that Rolf. I do carry an axe handle to warn away would be queer cunts.
I’ve gotten out of my van twice now and walked up to two pricks at a red light. One bloke ran the red light and took off XD the other refused to wind down his window or get out and have a go even with repeated “come on have a go you cunt”. If I didn’t have company logos and numbers plastered all over the van I’d go and boot their mirrors or something off. But that’s just me when I snap angry in a second. Won’t happen often and usually things run off me like water off a ducks back but then sometimes ya know.. Shit hits the fa. If anything it’s warning like you described, people are capable of anything so folk need to watch themselves.
My good friend novocaine has guns…he shoots roos
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7:51 pm
March 20, 2013
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@scruffy – have a go = throw down yes and queer cunt = idiot/ moron, or any other general insult. being a back water country we a still a little behind on new age insults so derogotory homo sexual insult are the words of choice, the more you string together, the more insulting its ment to be.
@LTB – yes i do, and they are locked up in my gun cabinet where they belong. i have never ever considered carrying a gun in my car. i carry a few knives (non sinister purposes though, i just always like to have a knife handy) and i think there is a little baseball bat in the back of ym car, but im not sure.
and as for turning a gun on anyone human, thats antoher thing that has never crossed my mind. if i shoot soem poor bastard my luck would be id get busted adn thrown in jail for life.
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