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8:07 pm
May 29, 2013
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I was just commenting that you say aussies can have guns, but illmortal said you can't. Though you said its much harder/different than america maybe that's what he meant.
and for a thing that pisses me off that really shouldn't, female masturbation.
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8:22 pm
March 20, 2013
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yeah our gun laws are hella harsh out here.
you cant own shottys anymore that i know of. unless you have a special liscense of course.
now thats an odd one, what pisses you off about it? the fact its kinda mandatory in regards to foreplay? or if your having a swing n miss night your missus will duck into the bathroom and flick the bean to finish the job?
9:03 pm
March 30, 2013
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I hate when your shoes or boots have finally taken too hard of a beating, and that sharp plastic thing in the back is exposes, slicinginto your footmeat like a guillotine. But it only rears its ugly power right before you have to go to work, so you have to wear the even older, crustier, but slightly more comfortable work shoes to get the job done.
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9:16 pm
May 29, 2013
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novocaine said
yeah our gun laws are hella harsh out here.you cant own shottys anymore that i know of. unless you have a special liscense of course.
now thats an odd one, what pisses you off about it? the fact its kinda mandatory in regards to foreplay? or if your having a swing n miss night your missus will duck into the bathroom and flick the bean to finish the job?
No, women touching themselves grosses me out lol, my woman never flicks the bean that i know of. The idea of women touching themselves. It seems such a primitive act reserved for our gross male selves. I was also raised under the idea that women are supposed to be more pure than us. A concept wholly shattered the older i get. Dont get me started on lesbian sex. Or the fact that unless im in that primal state of mind or it is shown in just the right light, vaginas appear to me like gaping axe wounds. or putrid flours. Arbies rpast beef sandwiches. my girlfriend and i take about this alot, she finds it hilarious
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9:23 pm
July 11, 2012
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LTB said
novocaine said
yeah our gun laws are hella harsh out here.you cant own shottys anymore that i know of. unless you have a special liscense of course.
now thats an odd one, what pisses you off about it? the fact its kinda mandatory in regards to foreplay? or if your having a swing n miss night your missus will duck into the bathroom and flick the bean to finish the job?
No, women touching themselves grosses me out lol, my woman never flicks the bean that i know of. The idea of women touching themselves. It seems such a primitive act reserved for our gross male selves. I was also raised under the idea that women are supposed to be more pure than us. A concept wholly shattered the older i get. Dont get me started on lesbian sex. Or the fact that unless im in that primal state of mind or it is shown in just the right light, vaginas appear to me like gaping axe wounds. or putrid flours. Arbies rpast beef sandwiches. my girlfriend and i take about this alot, she finds it hilarious
haha funny shit Ltb..i agree man..gross when u think of it like that..haha
9:52 pm
August 27, 2012
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LTB said
novocaine said
yeah our gun laws are hella harsh out here.you cant own shottys anymore that i know of. unless you have a special liscense of course.
now thats an odd one, what pisses you off about it? the fact its kinda mandatory in regards to foreplay? or if your having a swing n miss night your missus will duck into the bathroom and flick the bean to finish the job?
No, women touching themselves grosses me out lol, my woman never flicks the bean that i know of. The idea of women touching themselves. It seems such a primitive act reserved for our gross male selves. I was also raised under the idea that women are supposed to be more pure than us. A concept wholly shattered the older i get. Dont get me started on lesbian sex. Or the fact that unless im in that primal state of mind or it is shown in just the right light, vaginas appear to me like gaping axe wounds. or putrid flours. Arbies roast beef sandwiches. my girlfriend and i take about this alot, she finds it hilarious
Damn LTB where do you go to meet chicks...the shittier laundromat behind the liquor store and next to the check cashing place thats under another liquor store...Don't get me wrong ive seen/smelled/and still fucked some nasty cooches...but they aren't all bad...
Im guessing you don't eat pussy either? or is eating roast beef kosher with you lol
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
9:52 pm
March 20, 2013
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what does a woman vagina look like when she is a virgin? i beautiful pretty flower.
and afterwards? wel.... have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonaise?
so whats your opinion on cuningliguis (spellinglol). personally i dont get your opinion. i love watching a good ol fashion fannyslap.
9:59 pm
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August 12, 2012
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novocaine said
cuningliguis (spellinglol).
cunninglingus
10:06 pm
May 29, 2013
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When in the heat of the moment, the nastiness of it's appearance no longer matters to me, so yea it's kosher with me. and what the fuck is a cunningulus. Sounds like a monster from a black n white horror movie
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10:13 pm
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August 12, 2012
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Cunnilingus is an oral sex act performed on a female. It involves the use by a sex partner of the mouth, lips, and tongue to stimulate the female's clitoris, vulva, or vagina. The clitoris is the most sexually sensitive erogenous zone for most women, the stimulation of which may result in the production of erotic sensations or sexual excitement. A female may receive cunnilingus as part of foreplay to produce sexual arousal. Sufficient oral clitoral stimulation can result in an orgasm.[1]
10:15 pm
March 30, 2013
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Novo that bulldog mayo metaphor lol... god almighty that is putridy hilarious.
And LTB homie you're nuts! One of my favorite porn genres is chicks masturbating, I love that shit. Lesbians bombing each other with strap ons? Hell yeah, bring that shit on! Only if the girls truly enjoy it though, or are faking realistically. I got off track here.. what was I saying? Oh yeah, vaginas can be aesthetically weird, you're right, but dicks sure are funky too.
You rind me of Jonah Hill's character in Superbad...
"Have you ever seem a vagina by itself?....... its not for me." Hahahaja funny stuff
10:18 pm
March 20, 2013
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LTB said
When in the heat of the moment, the nastiness of it's appearance no longer matters to me, so yea it's kosher with me. and what the fuck is a cunningulus. Sounds like a monster from a black n white horror movie
pussy licking
rug munching
licking the bowl
chowing down
eating her out
muff munching.
shall i continue?
10:20 pm
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August 12, 2012
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at the 1:38 point of video
10:23 pm
March 30, 2013
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PunkRockJuggalo said
at the 1:38 point of video
Thanks again PRJ, youre handier than...uh...masturbation, i suppose! Get it.? HANDier?? Hhahaha... man i need some sleep
10:26 pm
May 29, 2013
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@novocaine fuck off using fancy words eating a bitch out hahaha
@prj on point as always, PRJ for admin
@old-mr-dangerous yeah i've been compared to jonah hill from superbad before. Vaginas r fuckin gross looking and I stand by it
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10:30 pm
March 30, 2013
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Jonah Hill as Violent J during the first fat guy stage! (Circa "Tales From the Lotus Pod to the months before The Wraith: Shangri La is released). Oscar worthy possibilities!
My favorite scene is where Hill (as Violent J), in a pit of forlorn frustration, throws food out of the tour bus.
"These...are... FAGGOT CHIPS!!" bellows Jonah, and the crowd goes wild!
10:37 pm
July 11, 2012
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10:43 pm
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10:49 pm
March 30, 2013
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Quick, someone Photoshop some AJB era face paint on that dude and tell me I'm wrong haaahsha
11:05 pm
September 18, 2012
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Vaginas are some of the most beautirful things I have ever seen. They are like beautiful little fishy flowers. I love thems I love them to death.
I know that some nasty bitches ruin their very wonderful glory pits with stds. Stay away from them. They deserve no respect for desecrating such blissful slopping sugur roses.
Some girls get lots of dick and wreck their vaginas but doing propper exorcises (kegels) they can tighten their loose tunnels to heaven to bring it back to that virgin state of pureness.
Men can do kegels too! Male kegels help a man from cumming too early!!!
The more you know!!!
Disgusted by vaginas? That sound like some faggot shit.
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