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8:34 pm
November 23, 2014
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Deadlybitch said
Ya scruffy is coolnovocaine said
i like you scruffy.
thats all… your brain reminds me of a slightly less insane version of my own lol
@scruffy has. Pretty good advise
9:20 pm
September 18, 2012
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It’s not about kicking the most asses, it’s about not letting somebody disrespect you. If somebody calls you out and asks to fight, beat the fuck out of them. First hit, let anybody know you are not afraid defend yourself.
I think he should paint his face up like a skull and shoot up the school but, I doubt he’d do it.
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9:23 pm
May 9, 2014
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Lucem (Just An Asshole) Ferre said
It’s not about kicking the most asses, it’s about not letting somebody disrespect you. If somebody calls you out and asks to fight, beat the fuck out of them. First hit, let anybody know you are not afraid defend yourself.
I think he should paint his face up like a skull and shoot up the school but, I doubt he’d do it.
#TeamSenselessViolence
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I prefer the Mars Hannible mask, but, whatever.
But yeah. What Lucky is saying. But, no matter the conclusion, it’s all cool. I like what you guys had to say.
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9:26 pm
March 20, 2013
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LuckyNumbrXIII said
I’ve been in a couple fights. Like, 2 tops. But I don’t walk around with my chest puffed out like a dip shit looking for trouble either. I found a nice happy medium. And look at me, with a nice firm, unpenetrated butt hole, doing just fine for myself. Nobody’s bitch.
you make me sound like ive got cauliflower ears, a heavy set brow and drag my knuckles along the ground ugging at people.
I’ve never picked a fight in my life, its not who i am. but if anyone ever started shit with me, i put them down as fast as humanly possible.
JiffyLong said
scruffy said
novocaine said
i like you scruffy.
thats all… your brain reminds me of a slightly less insane version of my own lol.if we had a contest to see whos insanier, id probably win.
might have to follow me around for kind of a while to realize it, but eventually, id win. if you can call that a win.
I don’t know…you always reminded me of a philosopher or something. Although, insane philosopher does sound pretty cool.
lol scruffy. im not so sure its a win either.
LuckyNumbrXIII said
Just saying a bunch of 30-40 year old dudes telling a 16 year old kid in a foster home that he needs to beat the most asses and hide crowbars in his sleeve and shit like that… is weak sauce.
It’d be one thing if the dude showed up here and was an idiot, then yeah, tell him to get himself killed, whatever. But he always comes here talking about how he’s trying to make a shitty situation better and become a better person. So, I dunno, I really don’t think any of this “You gotta beat the shit out of everyone so they know you’re not a bitch,” is good advice/funny/intimidating/positive in any way.
/dad again.
no weaksauce would be telling him to get a gun and go up in that bitch and kill some haters. but thats not what im saying. im saying that he shouldnt let someone walk all over him.
In a perfect world they would kiss and make up and give each other reach around until the cow came home. But we don’t live in a perfect world. the reality is if jiffy backs down and lets this guy walk all over him, it opens up an entire new problem, people will look at jiffy as a push over and all of a sudden he is getting dicked by every bully in the school.
shut down one asshole and the rest will back away cautiously. its like owning a dog, it might never bite someone but itll stop most people from jumping your fence.
9:33 pm
September 18, 2012
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novocaine said
no weaksauce would be telling him to get a gun and go up in that bitch and kill some haters. but thats not what im saying. im saying that he shouldnt let someone walk all over him.
9:51 pm
March 20, 2013
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Lucem (Just An Asshole) Ferre said
novocaine said
no weaksauce would be telling him to get a gun and go up in that bitch and kill some haters. but thats not what im saying. im saying that he shouldnt let someone walk all over him.
lold so hard when i read your post. i was writing it before you put yours up. then i was like oh, hahahahahahah.
LuckyNumbrXIII said
Nobody’s walking all over him. Read the story. The other kid is the one that sounds like the bitch in the story. He told him to come to the bathroom like he’s gonna kick his ass and he didn’t do shit. The kid’s a pussy. So like I said before… fuck it. You all got some napoleon complexes or something. Were you all bullied or what?
I dunno, I took martial arts for many years, and the first thing they taught us is people that talk about fighting are punks. Wait for them to swing, defend, and beat the shit out of them. Seriously, though… this whole thread:
1. yes, i was bullied most of the way through primary school and i put a stop to it in high school.
2. how long do you think it takes for something like this to escalate? the lil bitch kid decides he wants t make his mark and blindsides jiffy first? fuck that, get in there before it happens.
3. most martial arts in america is a joke. martial arts is not about fighting. its about discipline. but we arent talking about martial arts. we are talking about the real world. not punching and kicking things taught by washed out college football players who still live in mums basement.
4. those pictures make it look like you are blowing this whole thread out of proportion. but they still made me laugh. i remember one guy trying that military shit on me once. didnt realise i knew him(was on a IRC channel). next time i saw him i punched him in the throat and told him if he ever threatened me again i would put him in the ground.
12:43 am
April 16, 2014
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For fuck’s sake, I haven’t been around here so much lately but if we can have more threads like this one I’ll just sit here and click refresh all day. @sean-law ‘s advice is fucking priceless, @patjoyce ‘s post is fucking hilarious, and then we have an actual meaningful discussion between @scruffy , @novocaine , and @luckynumbrxiii . Sheeeyit!
To throw some medical advice into the serious discussion aspect… if someone is fucking with shit you care about (and people will fuck with shit you care about), then you better be ready to rip their fucking throat out. If somebody is not fucking with shit you care about, then fuck ’em, they don’t matter. The environment that I exist in is pretty cutthroat and ruthless, people try to fuck with me all the time, every day. The absolute worst mistake I can make is to indulge my temper and waste my time and effort fighting battles with people who are trying to fuck with me about stupid shit that really doesn’t matter. I do it sometimes, but I shouldn’t, and I regret the time I waste on shit like that way more than I ever regret just rolling my eyes when somebody’s being a douchebag and moving on to thinking about the next thning.
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1:11 am
September 18, 2012
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I laughed when I saw that. I guess I’m just not strong enough to hang with the big sauces.I have a real problem here. How do you potty train a 7 year old still in diapers?
2:16 am
February 24, 2014
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Well if your not gonna put the pussy on the chainwax, or hit him with some oops pow surprise, then get in with Randy Gall. He knows real Asian karate. Not that shit white people teach in the shopping plaza next to Big Lots. He will do it for a 6pk of Natty Ice and most likely poop.
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5:10 am
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LuckyNumbrXIII said
So, I dunno, I really don’t think any of this “You gotta beat the shit out of everyone so they know you’re not a bitch,” is good advice/funny/intimidating/positive in any way.
misquoted. as is almost everything youve attributed to the opposing view. really. go back and look.
if i claimed that you were advising jiffy to be a big whimpery ‘turn-the-other-cheek’ pussy who lets everybody walk all over him, would you consider that legitimate?
of course not. because that shit isnt what you said.
goes without saying [or it should, anyway] that if the guy doesnt have the chops to stay outta jail, he might as well go to the teachers and cops for help [bad call, since it wont work]. or tuck tail, and use phrases like ‘yes, sir’ and ‘im very sorry, sir’ while gettin smacked around, in the hopes that the other guy is magnanimous enough to someday relent.
‘weak sauce’ would be absorbing another injury while being humiliated, all for the sake of ‘doing the right thing’.
novocaine said
1, 2, 3, 4. see above.
1. as was i. decided that if nobody was gonna treat me square, i wasnt any more bound to the ‘rules’ than they are. worked like a fuckin swiss watch.
box cutters, baby. big fan.
2. very true. depending on the circumstance. im not omniscient.
3. extremely true. add in all the petty, hella amateur ‘mma fighters’ whove never had an mma fight.
im a fyma fighter. the best counter-punch in the world does you no good, if youre unconscious before you know youre in a fight.
you know why your instructor told you that, lucky? cuz hes well aware that what he teaches is only effective against soft targets.
4. i wouldnt say hes blown it out of proportion any more than i have. i would say that his approach of ridiculing my point of view with hyperbole makes me strongly doubt that hes ever had to fight for anything, and that hes stretching his points. straining, them, really.
what, im gonna change my mind and go ghandi because somebody put a picture of a geek on the internet? come back to earth.
i dont bluster from safety, yall know this. or you should, by now. the reality is, i am far more likely to blade a mufucka in real life, than on the internet. i understand that makes me a major exception to the norm, but you dont get to write off the exceptions just cuz you dont like em.
novo also said
shut down one asshole and the rest will back away cautiously. its like owning a dog, it might never bite someone but itll stop most people from jumping your fence.
this, i must disagree with.
only the initial asshole will back down, and then, maybe. the rest will keep comin regardless, cuz they all think theyre bulletproof, too.
this is why you dont make a big public display of standing up to your aggressor. big, dumb, school spectacles where everybody agrees to meet wherever, and duke it out before the crowd. that shit.
assassinate em while theyre asleep. theyll never publicize it, so any other wannabe alphas around wont see opportunity.
he may try for revenge, but if you pick out a hard case and they come back on you for it, well, thats what you get for being a poor judge of character.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
6:07 am
February 24, 2014
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in all seriousness, I wouldent fight dude just because he wants to show out in front of his boys. only fight if its worth fighting over. I only got in one fight in school. im not gonna front. I got picked on a lot. Mainly cuz I was an easy target. short, scrawny, juggalo…..I got shit threw at me, people shout at me through the halls. (Competing “juggalos”) but I never did nothing, and to this day, it pisses me off. That’s why now, I have a fuck with me, see what happens attitude. I would have gotten my ass kicked back then though. 5ft nothing, 150lbs, not many friends to back me up. your kids back then. now in the real world, as an adult, you treat me like an adult, or were gonna fight like men.
Fight back if it gets worse, or youll regret it later in life. but do it outside of school, 1 on 1. that’s when you see his real mentality. meet him as his crib like “whats up” and if he backs down, hes a bitch. then watch him confront your ass in school with people around, knowing it will get broken up….
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6:21 am
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LuckyNumbrXIII said
Yeah okay. I guess you’re all right. I’m such a Pussy and years of martial arts training is worthless because they never teach you what to do if someone tries to sucker punch you. Top kek. I didn’t grow up in the mean streets of Midwest usa, just Newark nj and new york city in the 90s. Yeah no real fights happened there. Seriously, I was willing to accept that you guys might have been tough or something but as this conversation continues it gets more and more ridiculous. And of course if I ask any of you to elaborate on these amazingly tough scraps you’ve been in where metal pipes knives and box cutters were used, you couldn’t prove it for legal reasons am I right? Ok, well one time a guy tried to mug me but I pulled out a mini gun like that dude from predator and took an entire city street out. Then I walked up to Kim Jung il and told him not to fuck with the guys from South Park. That’s why team America got released. You pussies let them ban the interview because you’re soft. Then I shot bin laden.
hyperbole. front to back. your position is weakening rapidly.
calm down, and quit twisting everything i say around like a lousy girlfriend.
ill happily elaborate on shit. but i didnt say fuck-all about ‘amazingly tough scraps you’ve been in where metal pipes knives and box cutters were used’ [whether correct or not, aint what i said], so pullin trash talk out your ass isnt gonna help.
go back, read it again, and stop assuming that you know what i really meant.
to reiterate:
scruffy said
if i claimed that you were advising jiffy to be a big whimpery ‘turn-the-other-cheek’ pussy who lets everybody walk all over him, would you consider that legitimate?
of course not. because that shit isnt what you said.
[edit] dropped some quotation marks, to appear slightly less argumentative.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
12:25 pm
May 4, 2014
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LuckyNumbrXIII said
And of course if I ask any of you to elaborate on these amazingly tough scraps you’ve been in where metal pipes knives and box cutters were used, you couldn’t prove it for legal reasons am I right?
I’ll elaborate. As someone who’s at one point felt the need to carry a fireplace poker to safely make it to my car, I know that real threats can both invigorate and disgust simultaneously, and are NOT for entertainment purposes. Now to lighten the mood, enjoy these hairless pussies.
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12:33 pm
March 20, 2013
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@scruffy
I see why you disagree, but i stand by it. but then i wouldnt just make a spectacle. i would teach everyone in that instant that a fight with me may possibly means not walking again.
I have always taken the opinion into a fight that you give it your all. beaten and bloodied up, keep fighting. but then since my last fight i have found things i can truly love and live for.
the way i stopped bullying (@luckynumberXIII – i am not bragging, i have done terrible things, i dont need to make them up and i don’t like to talk about them, but i will just to give people an idea of what i am willing to do) was when a guy who was picking on me at school (he was a 16 year old kid who trained with professional boxers) decided to ‘meet me on the oval’ i stuck a trolley pole ( the steel bar they use for handles on shopping carts) up my sleeve and after he hit me once (big mistake making his first punch showy) i cracked him in the head twice and busted his knee. about 30 people saw this and after that no-one ever picked on me again. had i been the same age as him i would most likely have killed him. but i didnt have enough upper body strength to do any permanant damage and i am thankful for that.
But it left me with a scary reputation and i do regret that sometimes.
I also stopped the aboriginals in my neighbourghood from lurking around my house by putting one of them who jumped my fence into a coma.
I grew up in a terrible neighbourhood (Classed as the most dangerous in perth and top 10 in australia) and i have been stabbed 4 times, almost had my kneecaps shattered once and countless times guns stuck in my face. one of the stab wounds i took almost killed me because i chose to run, the guy was faster and stabbed me very close to my spine, im still not sure what happened by the knife didnt hit right and went in and missed my spine by a few millimetres.
12:34 pm
March 20, 2013
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krunkazphuk said
LuckyNumbrXIII said
And of course if I ask any of you to elaborate on these amazingly tough scraps you’ve been in where metal pipes knives and box cutters were used, you couldn’t prove it for legal reasons am I right?I’ll elaborate. As someone who’s at one point felt the need to carry a fireplace poker to safely make it to my car, I know that real threats can both invigorate and disgust simultaneously, and are NOT for entertainment purposes. Now to lighten the mood, enjoy these hairless pussies.
very cute. i have carried a 12″ hunting knife with me for years. still do. old habits die hard.
3:18 pm
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Am I the only one who wasn’t bullied in high school? Most people liked me, and I never even saw anyone bullied. At least not physically.
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piggofdoom said
Am I the only one who wasn’t bullied in high school? Most people liked me, and I never even saw anyone bullied. At least not physically.
Nope. Same here. Never was bullied or seen people get bullied. Maybe I was just oblivious.
3:34 pm
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May 22, 2012
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aw shit… you two missed out on the bully experience? i gotcha.
ima be kickin yall around like work mules next time i see ya. make sure you got milk money in your pockets, or itll be worse.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
3:52 pm
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August 6, 2013
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Why would you want to perpetuate that bullshit if it happened to you?
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piggofdoom said
Why would you want to perpetuate that bullshit if it happened to you?
it is humor. i understand if you missed it, though.
i cant fuckin stand bullies, young or grown.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
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