JiffyLong said
 didnt know how much better this is on desktop. 

but anyway, yeah, well of course this is kiddy shit. thats why i didnt fight this kid.

and this is the first time i read your post without leet.

Okay first off, coming out of highschool myself and a freshmen in college I can personally say, do whatever the fuck you want in highschool. Pass and shit I mean nothing stupid. But honestly no one is going to fucking care about you or even remember your name so you can be the biggest dick hole in existence, I wish I have known that because I would have been that dick.

Second….. MY FUCKING  BEAUTIFUL ART WHAT DID YOU MOTHER FUCKERS DOOOO!!/?.LSKJHALSDUGFLAKSDHFULASDJ FDO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH LOVE AND TIME I PUT INTO THAT I CAN’T EVEN AKJSGLILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLKAKSJDHLAJSKDHFK    JAHIUEUHSLASJDHLFKJAHSDIUH FLAIUHULAISUDHFLAIUDHLFIUHASLI   SON OF A BITCH!!! 

I will find a way to educate you all on my beautiful art one day so don’t think your on a permanent spring break or anything. Just you wait…. I will show you all how much I love you guys…. you just don’t see it. But it’s okay I forgive you. I’m angry because I forgive you but soon..

scruffy gives me hope for juggalos.lol

For those of you who may be wondering just exactly what was said and how shit went down when our friend Jiffykins stepped into the bathroom when confronted by an old friend, peep the transcript below. It took me all day to get the goods, and here they are:

Jiffy: Hey you wanted to speak to me in the lavatory?

Angry Friend: Hell no nigga I said to meet me in the bathroom!! 

J: Well, here I am. Lets make this quick though, I don’t want to get a tardy.

AF: A what? Nigga you crazy!! Why you make a diss track about me fool?

J: I’m sorry, I was just upset that you said you would be at my birthday party, and then you didn’t show up. We planned accordingly and your absence threw us all off. We had to feed your cake and ice cream to the pony, and it gave it the runs. Have you ever tried to scoop up diarrhea? With a rake? It’s disgusting, it runs right through it.

AF: Nigga you crazy!!

J: We’ve established that. Look, I was just really upset and that diss track as you call it can objectively be viewed as a modern day version of It’s my Party (And I’ll Cry if I Want to). 

AF: Nigga, did you just speak at me in parenthesis? I’ll fuck you up!!

J: Your frustration is noted, and I understand your desire to deliver me an “Ass Whooping”, but could we do it after class? Seriously, I’m almost pretty close to being tardy.

AF: Nigga, did you just speak to me in quotation marks? I’ll fuck you up Jiffy, I’ll fuck you up so bad!!

J: Oh boy, I sure am sorry. I didn’t mean to speak to you with quotation marks, I just thought air quotes might push you over the edge. I was only trying to be considerate. Unlike you when you didn’t show up after you RSVP’d and everything.

Onlookers: OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

J: No no, I mean, I’m just saying, the RSVP is there for a reason, it’s THERE FOR A REASON

AF: Don’t you raise your voice at me nigga!!  You can RSVP these nuts in your mouth!!

J: I’d be happy to if you gave me the number or adequate contact information.

AF: I’m gonna fuck you up so bad Jiffy!!

J: Can I go to the bathroom first? My mom’s been making me eat bran flakes in the morning, it’s really fucking me up.

AF: You wanna die nigga? Stop stallin’ bitch, it’s on!! 

J: Oh boy. Okay. I mean, if you really have to. But can you please not rip my “I’m Not a Gang Member I’m a Juggalo” t-shirt? It’s new. But if you feel the need to, I understand. I won’t even make you pay for it. I promise.

AF: Nigga, it’s on!! It’s on right now!!

Angry Friend then leaves the bathroom without further incident. 

Post Script: Jiffy wasn’t lying, the bran flakes were fucking him up. He shit his pants before successfully mounting the toilet.

I have eyes everywhere Jiffy

scruffy said
how many of you can predict the advice im about to give…?  

  

walk directly up to him and ask him if he is your enemy.  

[this is a yes or no question, but being a dumbass american child, im sure hell blubber something else out.  ignore it, and clarify, only once, that its a yes or no question.]  

at that point, if he says anything other than no, assume hes your enemy.  treat him accordingly.  [see below]

if he says no, you say ‘all fuckin right then’ and leave.  

  

how to treat an enemy?  so far, novo has been the closest, with the latter part of his option 3.  but fuck luring him into a state of unawareness.  and definitely fuck drinkin with the guy.  

better just to catch him walkin round the corner, then turn his face upside down with a blackjack.  thats how id do.  

  

unless hes likely to be heeled.  in which case, id shoot him.  

  

what can i say, ive always found the best way to deal with someone who was messing with me is with a streak of viciousness.

In every fight i was in during my high school years i was that guy who would bring a gun to a knife fight (metaphorically, never actually try or threatened to shoot someone). i would throw sand in peoples faces, hide an iron bar up he sleeve of my hoodie, punch people in the nuts, kick em when they were down and wait till there guards were down and then attack them. I learnt from the master of course. Mark ‘chopper’ read. Nobody wants to fuck with a monster.

After 1 year in high school with me noone wanted to pick a fight for fear i might actually try to kill them. nobody remembers these things now. people who picked stupid fights with me in high school dont even remember that shit anymore.

Also, smile when you beat the shit out of him. it put the fear in em. fear is a beautiful motivator in these situations. 

I’m ‘Team Choose Battles Wisely,’ 100%.

LuckyNumbrXIII said
Jiffy, seriously… if you’re looking to get adopted or fostered, don’t listen to any of this advice.  Violence doesn’t solve anything.  Be the bigger man and just tell him something like, “You pissed me off, I wrote a diss track to blow off steam.  It’s how I deal with stress.”  If he wants to fight, he will.  Then beat his ass.  

 

If he calls you a coward for not fighting him just remind him that you stood face to face with him and he didn’t do shit.

 

If it comes to violence, that sucks, but yeah… don’t listen to any of the violent shit people say in this thread, because I guarantee it’s not true.  The internet is where people rewrite their lives so it plays out the way they wanted it to.  I don’t mean to call people out or nothin, but acting hard on the internet is the most stale shit on the planet.  Even if it’s true, it’s just stale as fuck.  And you’re all telling a good kid who’s in foster care to do shit that’s going to get him lost in an abysmal system and eventually ruin his life.  Fuck that.

 

/dad

and this is why i gave a disclaimer. if jiffy is dumb enough to go and try to push a drunk dude down the stairs then that’s what hes going to do. regardless whether he takes the advice of a crazy Australian or not. but reality is he seems like a relatively level headed dude so i highly doubt he would do something to hinder his chances of getting out of ‘the system’.

But i stand by what most people who chose the ‘violence’ route said. stand your ground, don’t let him piss on you. if you want to go about it the honorable way and blah blah blah let him hit you first, that way you are defending yourself not attacking someone.

But punching someone in the throat when they aren’t expecting it sends a powerful message. you can say ‘oh its the internet, this guy is full of shit. he’s never done anything of the sort” and you know what, i don’t really are. I’m not trying to brag bout it and generally i wouldn’t tell people about my high school years. But it works, and if that’s what he needs then i will offer it up to him and its on his head to accept the consequences.

krunkazphuk said
I’m ‘Team Choose Battles Wisely,’ 100%.

I stand in ‘Team, choose your battle grounds wisely’ camp. never let the enemy choose the ground.

/older brother