Because he loves justin Beiber and Canada Dry, that’s why. If he wasn’t in love with both of them, he wouldn’t boast. But he did. Because he loves them.

And lets not forget Santa Claus. Who doesn’t exist. 

And basketball, that they don’t have.

And bagels, that he thinks are an invention of Canada. 

Don’t be the_almighty_smack. Say no to drugs. Because teeth are important.

The Jewish homeland couldn’t be farther away LTB, it’s literally on the other side of the world, in a desert called Israel. I’m not sure if bagels originated there, but I sure as fuck know that they weren’t first introduced to the world in fucking Canada. 

Cus if you don’t like America you can get heeelll out! 

I’ve never heard of Montreal, or anywhere in Canada, being known for bagels. Or smoked meat. You can get that shit anywhere. I live in America, not you. You’ve never even been here. So trust me when I tell you this: I know more about this country than you do. And nobody here to my knowledge has ever gone to Canada for bagels and/or smoked meat. Just trust me on this. It’s like me trying to school you on some Montreal shit. See how ridiculous that would be? Probably not, it only made perfect sense.

And do I really have to tell you Santa Claus is not real again? He is not the one writing back those letters, okay? It’s a fat bearded Canadian with a case of Molson and a reindeer fetish. You cannot, again, cannot, claim something that does not exist. And you don’t have kids, thank fucking God. I’ve caught you in that lie at least 10 times now, time to let it go don’t you think? I’m sure that you write to Santa every year, and that you piss yourself with excitement when he writes back, but that doesn’t mean he exists. The fact that they based the headquarters for this worldwide facade in Canada is nothing to be proud of either.

And Vermont has way better maple syrup, it’s not even close. Just sayin’ 

You didn’t make a single point there that was factual…Hell you even got the date of the rule changing wrong. The game we know and love today as football (with a snap, 11 players on each side, etc.) wasn’t completely in place until 1918 with the addition of the ability to pass the ball to anywhere on the field. This process started with the addition of the snap and a reduction of players in 1880. 6 years after the game you stated. Until then, both of the games we referred to were bastardized versions of soccer and rugby fused together. Though they are commonly known as the beginnings of American Football (specifically the Rutgers Vs Princeton game), the rules we now see in the NFL came much later, from a completely American source. Maybe YOU should do some research before you verbally diarrhea all over yourself. Again. Like always. Oh, and the fact McGill was a part of the game that lead to partial change of the rules doesn’t make AMERICAN football in any way, shape, or form Canadian. Especially since the only change it really added was that of more rugby rules which come from the Brits anyway.

Just because he has a fake address in Canada, doesn’t make Santa some kind of Canadian thing. It makes Canadians fucking stupid for giving a fictional character a god damn address. I don’t have a kid, but when I do I’m not gonna blow their head up on some Santa gives you a bunch of stuff BS. They are going to know all of their presents were lovingly given by their parents and relatives who worked hard to provide them with it. Not some imaginary fat fuck who just gives shit for free if you act like a good kid. I feel like thats ashitty reward system for a child to get used to, but I digress. 

Go look up the history of basketball so you can see it was invented in springfield mass by some shitty Canadian at the YMCA. You are so ignorant its unfuckingbelievable.

The last two arent even worth responding to since they are just opinions that could never actually be solidified as a fact. The same as my whole “nothing beats southern smoked meat” thing is an opinion. Then again I’m not sure you understand the difference between a fact and opinion.

Either way these are my final words on it since I know you are just gonna spew out more lazy, half fact checked bullshit. My only point was that you shouldn’t claim shit for Canada that isn’t Canadian, and Chinese food is good if you don’t go to some cheap ass bullshit restaurant like I’m sure you did.

/end fucking rant

My girl.used to work at bennihana there sum.good asian.food there and living in washington state theres alot of good asian food because theres alot of asians

the_almighty_smack said
 the very first football game in the style your NFL plays it was McGill vs Harvard in 1874 that’s what started the american football you love do some reasearch.

 

of course santa clause aint real but tell that to your 5 year old and be a dick just pretend he’s real and send him a letter to his adress in Canada.

 

Basketball was invented by a Canadian in Canada but it only got popular in the states kind of like Justin Beiber.

 

Schwarts smoked meat in Montreal is considered best in the world hands down

 

Montreal bagels especialy St Viateur bagel is also considered the best bagel in the world so much in fact they opened a Montreal bagel store in NYC and it sells out daily putting original New York bagel shops to shame.

http://www.mtlblog.com/2014/04…..first-day/

 

Anyways I love Montreal best city in the world ask Monopoly because when they did the world edition Montreal was Boardwalk America only had New York in the spot of Indiana Avenue, we also had Vancouver and Toronto on the board..

 

as for you fucks that keep dissing Canada from now on I am going to call America the Mainstream and Canada the underground you might have ten times our population but one of us is worth 1000 of you.

You’re not talking to a five year old kid fuckface. You typed that shit on a forum full of mostly adults, and you meant that shit. Tellin’ us to write him a letter and shit, fuckin’ hard.

And go ask monopoly? How would I go about asking a board game a question fucknuts? Your basing how great you think your country is off of a board game, just thought I would point that out. It was funny how you said that like it would end the argument. 

You are a sad pathetic individual. 

Y’all can’t see Hikari’s hanabi bento’s. Or their hikari bento’s, for that matter.

That was my soul food living in NC. Not black eyed peas, neckbone, chicken gizzards, grits with butter packs and strawberry packs, and all that other shit my peers ingested down there. Nor catfish nuggets. Korean food was what kept me going through the days and nights in order to work myself to death and buy and pay off a Mitsubishi in order to get home to NY. That’s Asian food you can set your watch to.

LuckyNumbrXIII said
Honestly, Seaside is still FUCKED.  Boardwalk actually had a fire the week it reopened after being rebuilt from Sandy.  Try Jenkinson’s in Point Pleasant (i’m thinking something good for you and kids).  And I’m always an advocate for Wildwood and Cape May.  But, yeah… Seaside got obliterated.  Fucking sucks.

Thanks dawg