I grew up next to a family from China, they had kids that were my age and introduced me to a whole new culture. Their grandma was this crazy old lady that didn’t speak one word of English, but man that old bitch was off the chain. I used to watch her walk up to their ducks and chickens and slit their throats and she would laugh her ass off watching them bleed out. The restaurant they owned had a policy that asked for 24 hours advance warning when you ordered the duck because they would butcher it at their house and bring it in lol. Man their grandma lived to be 98 and when she died it seemed like an endless line of family coming to pay respects, I felt weird being around them for that cause I was the only white skin during their mourning process. Good people though, they took me in as their own and taught me a lot.

MCL.

I can’t eat that buffet Chinese bullshit..all of it is the same cheap shitty food.Every time I eat it I get bubble guts and shit my pants.Stick to some real Chinese food or better yet,  all you can eat sushi bar is usually always bomb as fuck, at a restaurant though, not a buffet, you will get that shiitty so called sushi/ cali rolls…

JabroniKilla said
My girl used to work at bennihannas they got bomb asian food

hell ya but over priced I think

Old Mr Dangerous said

And this thread reminded me of @verytwiztidraven sick and nasty Chinese food story. I don’t know why but it always stuck with me in its grossness. Chinese food in a hot plastic bag.. oh lordy…

Who doesn’t love a warm baggie of lo mein and peel and eat shrimp, sitting in a backpack, in a locker, in an Orlando theme park for a few hours before you eat it straight from the baggie?

-Jules

bobbotokes said
Good story there @bobbotokes .. reminds me of “Gran Torino” when the Hmong people keep bringing Clint Eastwood food and he goes to their party. 

And this thread reminded me of @verytwiztidraven sick and nasty Chinese food story. I don’t know why but it always stuck with me in its grossness. Chinese food in a hot plastic bag.. oh lordy…

Speaking of queasy eats, the wife brought home some “skate wing” fish meat a couple weeks back. I had no fucking idea what it was, but we are experimental peeps, so she cooked it up and we were like “why not?”

We both dug in at a normal enough pace. It was good, no doubt. Shit, one of the better tasting underwater flesh I’d had in awhile, to be truthful. She liked it well enough too… but once we started to really look at the stuff… like really OBSERVE… 

I dunno man. It was folded like a deck of cooked lasagna noodles. Just the weirdest look. And a gummy texture. We both didn’t say shit, but we can read one another’s mind, so we choked down the thankfully minuscule fish portions , then used the sides and dirt soda to wash down the revulsion. The look of the skate wing just about made us both vomit. We both enjoyed the taste, but I guess visuals and textures can do a number on one’s overall enjoyment of a thing. Like a pussy hole or something. But I would’ve gladly eaten a pussy over this skate wing. . It was like eating a fine-tasting snotty folded alien fetus that was found half dead in a bucket of rusty old rainwater … I dunno man… for those of y’all that can handle weird looking fish meat, enjoy this culinary oddity if your local fish market has it… 

 

Thanks homie, I’ve never seen that movie, but I heard it was dope and I’ll check it out next time I stock up on movies.

 

Ninja your description of the alien fetus was priceless. After hearing your review of it though, I try to eat any new food at least once, but I think I will stick to eating pussy instead of that haha. The only thing I would think of is you talking about it while I was trying to munch on it. Hey I gotta ask though, did it make you sick at all or was it just a bad mental picture and a dirty feeling after you ate it?

 

MCL.

Purely experiential disgust from its appearance. No physical illness afterwords. Its likely very nutritious like most fishy.

Raven scrimp n lo mein is less nasty to me than some rotting beef n broccoli. I think i feel better about it now. There just is some primal aversion within me to warm chinese beef n broccoli. And skate wing. Brrrrr

It was purely experiential from the look of the cooked flesh. Neither of us got physically ill. I’m sure it was probably healthy nutrition fishy. 

And Raven I feel a tiny trac better about that story now. I’d take some naaty lo mein n scrimp over naaty beef n broccoli lol.. I think I just have a very specific aversion to beef n broccoli at Chinese joints. And home cooked skate wing.

Hey OMD, I don’t know if you’ve ever tried conch, but its damn good and really healthy for you, keywest chicken fried is the best way to eat it kinda like gravy on it.

And for the record, those are a type of rice crispies aka cocoa crispies lol.

MCL.

Old Mr Dangerous said
Speaking of queasy eats, the wife brought home some “skate wing” fish meat a couple weeks back. I had no fucking idea what it was, but we are experimental peeps, so she cooked it up and we were like “why not?”

We both dug in at a normal enough pace. It was good, no doubt. Shit, one of the better tasting underwater flesh I’d had in awhile, to be truthful. She liked it well enough too… but once we started to really look at the stuff… like really OBSERVE… 

I dunno man. It was folded like a deck of cooked lasagna noodles. Just the weirdest look. And a gummy texture. We both didn’t say shit, but we can read one another’s mind, so we choked down the thankfully minuscule fish portions , then used the sides and dirt soda to wash down the revulsion. The look of the skate wing just about made us both vomit. We both enjoyed the taste, but I guess visuals and textures can do a number on one’s overall enjoyment of a thing. Like a pussy hole or something. But I would’ve gladly eaten a pussy over this skate wing. . It was like eating a fine-tasting snotty folded alien fetus that was found half dead in a bucket of rusty old rainwater … I dunno man… for those of y’all that can handle weird looking fish meat, enjoy this culinary oddity if your local fish market has it… 

if i’m not mistaken a Skate is basically a stingray, sounds cool enough for me to try. might have to find some, your description almost makes me think of fish meat crossed with clam or oyster? am i close in my assumption? 

and are you saying you don’t like to eat pussy at alll? or just one that looks weird? cause it’s usually the smell that decides if its a go for me. XD

don’t skates and stingrays make up scallops

the_almighty_smack said
wow this thread sure blew up

 

Im feeling much better that penecilin works wonders

 

the general tao was fried and one peice was hard as hell thats what cracked my tooth and the spices is what infected it

 

if I lived in america I would sue their asses

Rrrriiiiggggghhhhhhtttttt. A hard deep fried section. 

No, actually, it was your lack of dental hygiene, it has to be. There’s no other plausible explanation. You suck too much dick and do too much smack, penicillin can’t work a wonder for you out of that corner you’ve boxed yourself into. You have no one to blame but yourself smackey-poo. But who am I to judge? If I was stuck in a frozen shithole like Canada and my uncle’s sodomized me over poutine on a daily basis, who’s to say you can’t escape reality by any means available to you? And you have so much practice sucking dick, you really should go make some money off of it. Good for you. It would really be a shame to let all that “Studying” at your uncles crotches go to waste. It would be like going to med school and then refusing to practice medicine. Or going to law school and refusing to practice law. But I digress, they are doctors and lawyers, and you suck dick on a daily basis before getting bent over your poutine. Do you smackey, do you.

stretchSquiggles said

Old Mr Dangerous said
Speaking of queasy eats, the wife brought home some “skate wing” fish meat a couple weeks back. I had no fucking idea what it was, but we are experimental peeps, so she cooked it up and we were like “why not?”

We both dug in at a normal enough pace. It was good, no doubt. Shit, one of the better tasting underwater flesh I’d had in awhile, to be truthful. She liked it well enough too… but once we started to really look at the stuff… like really OBSERVE… 

I dunno man. It was folded like a deck of cooked lasagna noodles. Just the weirdest look. And a gummy texture. We both didn’t say shit, but we can read one another’s mind, so we choked down the thankfully minuscule fish portions , then used the sides and dirt soda to wash down the revulsion. The look of the skate wing just about made us both vomit. We both enjoyed the taste, but I guess visuals and textures can do a number on one’s overall enjoyment of a thing. Like a pussy hole or something. But I would’ve gladly eaten a pussy over this skate wing. . It was like eating a fine-tasting snotty folded alien fetus that was found half dead in a bucket of rusty old rainwater … I dunno man… for those of y’all that can handle weird looking fish meat, enjoy this culinary oddity if your local fish market has it… 

if i’m not mistaken a Skate is basically a stingray, sounds cool enough for me to try. might have to find some, your description almost makes me think of fish meat crossed with clam or oyster? am i close in my assumption? 

 

and are you saying you don’t like to eat pussy at alll? or just one that looks weird? cause it’s usually the smell that decides if its a go for me. XD

No no lol I meant as in literally devouring the flesh and skin of a whole vagina. In the sexual term, I’ll eat the pussy like an ALF.