bobbotokes said
Hey OMD, I don’t know if you’ve ever tried conch, but its damn good and really healthy for you, keywest chicken fried is the best way to eat it kinda like gravy on it.

And for the record, those are a type of rice crispies aka cocoa crispies lol.

 

MCL.

The only conch I know is conch shells… so I am open to suggestion

the_almighty_smack said
that fat faggot obsesses over me

 

at night he dreams about me and my awsome country and about getting butt fucked by his uncle apparently

 

its been MONTHS I ignore his dumbass, at first all was cool I blocked his ass but then it stopped working so I just ignored his stupidness,  so he started sending me private messages I mean the guy’s obviously stalking me he has a huge man crush on me.

 

he cried when the Canadians sent his beloved bruins home, he cried when he seen the montreal flag hanging infront of boston city hall he cried when mcdonalds ran out of chicken nuggets fact is the dude cries alot he’s very intouch with his feminin side .

 

like really he talks about sucking cock and getting sodomized by uncles alot its a deep dark fantasy of his at night when he is alone in his bed he wonders is the man’s g-spot really in his ass and he shoves a faygo grape up there to find out..

 

seriously fuck that guy

 

 I don’t obsess over anything, and if I did, it wouldn’t be you. I just have a problem with not being able to ignore the blatantly retarded when put in front of me. You make it so easy to feel better about myself, yet I just can’t get enough of making fun of you.

You never blocked me, and it didn’t stop working, because it never worked in the first place. You just couldn’t stand me making fun of you on a daily basis, admit it. I made you look stupider than you make yourself look, no small feat. Once I called you out on your inability to keep your lies straight, you pretended to block me in the hopes that I would stop. Didn’t happen. Even if blocking me did work out for you, which it didn’t, I would still post on your asinine bullshit anyway. Just because you’re too much of a baby pussy to deal with it doesn’t mean other people can’t laugh at it. Go play with your imaginary wife and imaginary 2 kids that you don’t have, or is it 3 imaginary kids this week? You changed the number of kids you had so much with the invisible woman, it’s hard to keep straight. Even you can’t do it.

I never cried over sports, ever. Sure, it sucked, but we have other real sports here to focus on year round, and it’s literally just on to the next. We don’t have to settle for curling like you fucks. I could just remember the last 2 Stanley Cups we won in the last ten years, you weren’t even alive the last time your team won a championship. 22 years ago, that must hurt. We don’t have that problem, so, I wouldn’t know. Also, again, for what I believe is the fifth time now (and counting I’m sure), there was never any flag of your team flying anywhere in my city, City Hall or otherwise. I would tell you if it was there, I wouldn’t give a fuck, I didn’t make the bet, but it wasn’t. I drive past Boston City Hall at least twice a day, and trust me, it was never there. No one up here even heard of such a bet either. Photoshopped pictures don’t prove shit to me, I live here, and I saw with my own eyes that it was never there. Get over it. Or don’t, I don’t care about that either.

Sodomy is your national pastime, it’s like a right of passage for all Canadian males. I didn’t make it that way, I just laugh about it. You probably even enjoy it, either way, I’m sure you’ve learned to deal with it. That’s not fantasizing about you, that’s pointing out the obvious and laughing about it. Jesus, you can’t even be funny when you try to insult me, you’re a fuckin’ disgrace.

Seriously, fuck you buddy.

Was never there. I would tell you if it was, it wasn’t. Deal with it.

Boston has lots of stupid people. You’re complaining about one dumb Boston guy, you could never survive up here. There’s thousands of them. Trying to insult me with random Boston assholes is ridiculous, I have nothing to do with them. It’s not like they’re my kids or relatives or whatever, what’s your point? I have been to every state in this country, except Hawaii and Alaska, and I can honestly say that there are useless people everywhere. It’s not like we own the monopoly on drunken assholes. If you think that guy was bad, your head would explode down in Texas.

And we do eat McDonalds, everyone everywhere does dipshit, they’re even in India. No burgers at that one but still, they’re everywhere. However, we have much better places to eat at, and most of us do. McDonalds is the place we go to when we’re all drunk at 3 in the morning and everywhere else is closed. Plus, Big Mac’s are the shit muthafucka, go fuck yourself. Who the fuck doesn’t want some McDonalds every now and then? It’s fuckin’ delicious. Your jokes are pathetic, there is no hope for you. For any number of reasons.

the_almighty_smack said

Dude, once again, your photoshopping of pictures means nothing. I live here, and know for a fact that this did not happen. First you showed one flag, now this? How the hell could I have missed that? I’m not fucking legally blind, but even a legally blind man could see that shit. I live here dipshit, you can’t convince me that this happened when I know for a fact that it didn’t. If I lived in another state, or worked in another part of Massachusetts, you might be able to pull off your little pathetic stunt here. But I don’t, so you can’t.

I’m sure that you will respond to this with more photoshopped pictures. Can’t wait. What will he photoshop next? I request Battleship Cove. Why?…….Well, why not? 

patjoyce said

Sean Law said
yeaa ahh go ahead and pok tha cah in the bok yahd

 

 

 

I can’t yah bastahd I gotta use the cah to go ova ta Harvahd 

Holy Tom Brady

This retarded fuck said we get our pizza from Canada. Like there are tractor trailers crowding the highway all loaded up with Canadian pizza, all destined for all over the country. Seriously, the retarded shit that you come up with. 

Canada is not known for it’s pizza, or anything else worthwhile. It’s known for it’s sodomy and low nationwide IQ. And hockey. That’s it.

Don’t forget about Rush….and Brian Adams….That’s about it

the_almighty_smack said
maple syrup,poutine,celine dion,bagels,smoked meat,santa clause,justin bieber,drake,ginger ale,nanaimo bars,basketball,american football,hockey,pamela anderson,neil diamond thats just the top of my head about what came out of canada

Canada cannot claim bagels, the Jews will be furious. Smoked meat? It’s humorous you claim that as yours. Eveywhere does that. Just because you also smoke meat, does not give you the right to claim ownership.

Again, Santa Clause is not real. Just……ask your mom.

Nobody cares about Pamela Anderson or Neil Diamond anymore. They’re both way past their prime, and neither was all that talented to begin with. Having tits does not make you talented. And that goes for Pamela Anderson AND Neil Diamond.

the_almighty_smack said
maple syrup,poutine,celine dion,bagels,smoked meat,santa clause,justin bieber,drake,ginger ale,nanaimo bars,basketball,american football,hockey,pamela anderson,neil diamond thats just the top of my head about what came out of canada

Wow, its pretty sad that with all those things listed I only like football and I like basketball just a little bit. If that’s trying to win an argument than its an epic fail. Just saying dude, you can keep all that other shit up there.

MCL.

It’s not anti-Canada, it’s anti-almighty smack. He shits on America so we shit on him. It’s basically point out the flaws in my country, and you are inviting me and everyone else to point out yours. In this case, if your country is Canada, you’re just begging to be made an example of. And did you miss the part about Santa Claus? 

You don’t need to defend Canada, but do you honestly think it’s better than America? Would you honestly want to fucking live in that frozen wasteland? Saying Canada is better than America, or even better than Nebraska, is just laughable. Smack thinks his country can and will kick anybody’s ass, but forgetting that his country doesn’t have a military, and that they found lose a war to Libya if it came down to it. It’s not anti-Canada, it’s anti-delusional retard shitting on my country and putting him in his place, like he really has anything to be proud of.