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3:53 pm
September 17, 2012
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wow a chick said:
metalhedlette said:
Start a Juggalo society!
For the record, I'm with this chick lol….how hilarious would that be. Baracko (Jenkins) for Pres! <3
I'm down but we shall NOT have a president!! Follow me, Pharaoh Cabal and I will eliminate everything wrong with our society today. We shall be a Fascist state with a hint of Communism. Don't knock it till you try it! All low, middle, and upper classes of people shall be erased under the new rule. Funds and resources shall be allocated EQUALLY with a significantly less workload than required under “current rule”. I hereby name the capital of this great empire, Shangri-La.
The main religion will be Juggaloism. All are free to follow anything else; considering the slight reduction in “equal” funds that is, unless you follow Discordianism….you shall receive a bonus and will be defense minister….if more than one follows such a great faith, you shall fight to the death for top position or you ain't no Discordianist.
Because of the seemingly large followers of Cynicism with Juggalos….You shall be the ones we never speak about when difficult society situation arise….because well, you'll find out…
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4:04 pm
September 17, 2012
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What shall we name this great nation? I have the capital covered…someone else come up with the society name.
Hurry please, I need to print war bonds….ASAP!!!
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6:20 pm
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May 22, 2012
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i got defense covered. no, really, i outlined the entire bureaucracy years ago, just need about 12,000 bodies to fill all the billets.
if his exaltedness is not pleased to appoint me to the defense ministry, i humbly petition the great pharoah to consider me for chief of the secret police. that way, i can be in charge of the roving death squads, and the task forces assigned to apprehend the death squads. everybody wins.
i have no immediate suggestions regarding the naming of this new sovereignity. if left to the popular vote, im sure itll be called juggalonia, faygoland, or fuckthefuckoffistan, or something similarly uninspired. doesnt matter though, anyone who talks shit gets death squadded.
yall didnt know that 'death squad' is also a verb, didja?
awfully paranoid, arent you?
6:45 pm
September 17, 2012
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Let us give the name of such of glorious nation, to the people…
In the meantime, Scruffy is now in charge of all things “defense”…
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6:50 pm
March 31, 2012
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I go with FYL Finger Young Lesbians for the name.
6:53 pm
September 17, 2012
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You'll weld…or else,,
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6:58 pm
March 31, 2012
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You'll weld fingers to buttholes.
7:08 pm
September 17, 2012
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Don't forget to buy my war bond. $50 a share; guaranteed to quadruplasize over night…
VOTE PHARAOH CABAL 
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7:08 am
December 3, 2012
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Aight yall I get to be Pope of juggalism. It's been my life dream to be a cult leader. Pope/ Resident gynecologist , I want that shit on my name tag……..yeah.
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
4:03 pm
March 31, 2012
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2112 is the year. We are so use to shortening dates that people read it wrong.
6:59 pm
September 17, 2012
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Slumerican502 said:
Aight yall I get to be Pope of juggalism. It's been my life dream to be a cult leader. Pope/ Resident gynecologist , I want that shit on my name tag……..yeah.
Slumerican is now the official leader of our wonderful faith. Let's not have anything come between our faith and society….or bloodshed will be a plenty…
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7:00 pm
September 17, 2012
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iLLtheClown said:
2112 is the year. We are so use to shortening dates that people read it wrong.
You thinking something you ain't saying, punk?
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10:01 pm
March 31, 2012
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The god gets busy to instrumentals yea you get busy but that's all in ya mental.
9:15 am
September 17, 2012
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Civil war just broke out. People are questioning juggaloism too.
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3:00 pm
March 31, 2012
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Don't get smacked up.
4:39 pm
September 17, 2012
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Good luck with that
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5:06 pm
March 31, 2012
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5:14 pm
September 17, 2012
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Sorry, fist fighting is for children. Especially making claims ONline to do so.
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