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Loading...Portus the Tortoise, Franky the Frog, Bernie B the Bear and friends experiment with drugs and have many crazy adventures
Portusville Bios:
Portusville-The magical land where this all takes places. Bright, vast green growth, a large pond with nice flowing rivers. Dragon flies, birds and every other happy creature you can think of resides here. Portusville has always been a happy place until the rare times hunters would come in to shoot bears. There is a hill “Portusville Hill” which separates the beauty of Portusville from the Dark Unknown of the badlands on the otherside. All that is known of the badlands on the otherside is that it is dead looking, dark, many times will be set on fire and once in a while from on top of the hill you will hear screams of horror from the badlands.
Portus The Tortoise– Portus is the Tortoise which everything revolves around. A major success in all he has done. Portus is the only critter in Portusville with a masters degree from Portusville university. Down the road the other critters in Portusville deemed Portus the mayor and with that honor he also received the deed to the “Portusville hill”. From that point on the area was called Portusville and Portus watched over all the land from up on top of his hill. Portusville soon became one of the most desirable places for animals to live and they were flocking in from all around. As many people who hit success all at once though, Portus started playing around with weed and tortoise hash and soon he had moved on to harder drugs. Not long after that his grandmother had passed away and everything for Portus just started going to crap. It was time for Portus to man up, sober up and try to rebuild the land which was his….The only problem was that Portusville was no longer united under Portus’s drug induced haze and other creatures from the badlands knew this. An invasion is upon us and Portus is going to have to pull it together if he ever wants to rebuild the once beautiful land that is his own.
Franky The Frog- Franky the Frog is a good buddy of Portus and also Portus’ main source for getting his tortoise drugs. Franky is a fun lovin frog who can often be spotted strutting with his froggy pimp cane and little froggy ho’s. Many view Franky as one of the coolest guys around the pondside. Franky and Portus have known each other many years and met at “The watering hole”. Franky is a double-edged sword in Portus’ life because as much as Franky has always had Portus’ back, he is also the reason for Portus’ drug problems, and in the end Portus losing control of everything. Franky has partied hard with Portus the past couple of years but will he be there for Portus when the war hits? Only time will tell…..
Bernie B the Bear- His name is Bernie B, and he’s mainly an R&B singer with a heart 10 times the size of an average bear’s… but he’s lonely, because he’s the only bear left in Portusville thanks to hunters, and no other critters in the forest will give him the time of day because his huge bear dick is too big. All he wants is a meaningful relationship and to treat a female critter like a queen but it just can’t happen, and while Portus is his boy, he cries inside when he watches Portus run through critter hoes and treat them like garbage while in drug induced trances. Bernie just wants to make a lady feel special but he’s always stuck being “the friend they can count on” and that’s it. Many critters look at Bernie B as just the shell of a bear these days because of his depression and the fact he doesn’t get out much with any of them but with the badlands invasion coming they may just need Bernie B the Bear more than ever before. Will Bernie B ever find true love?
Dopey the Squirrel- Dopey is perhaps the most beloved critter ever to have stepped a foot in Portusville but his story has many dark pages nobody knew about….MANY! Dopey was a good friend of everyone, Portus, Franky, Bernie B and everyone else in Portusville. Dopey also had a romantic partner Rebecca the chipmunk. Unfortunately Dopey was also the runt of all the jokes, the one to always be bullied and shoved around. Because of this much of Dopey’s true tales have stayed behind closed doors until now. Have you ever looked into Dopey’s eyes in the pic where he is wearing his mobster outfit? Wide bloodshot eyes, very alert almost like he knows something is going to happen. Well what you don’t know is Dopey was a rape victom. In one of Portus’ many drug rages he was so messed up he confused Dopey for a female squirrel, lifted his tale and fucked Dopey right in his little ass. This messed up Dopey for the rest of his life. During this timeframe Dopey was still friends with all his portusville friends but little did they know of the dark thoughts going through his little mind. His friends also did not notice that Dopey had been secretly sneaking off to the badlands and making business deals with the most evil animals in all the land. Not long after these dealings began Dopey felt like he was between a rock and a hard place as he was scared of what he had gotten himself into with the badlands but at the same time was too scared to let his friends know. One day when he was hanging out with Portus up on top of Portusville hill Portus told Dopey to hang himself as a joke. The next morning when the sun came up critters from all over Portusville filled the air with sounds of crying. They awoke to Dopey dead hanging there from his little neck from a tree. Dopey’s death was a wake up call for Portus that something needed to change. The problem is nobody knew what Dopey had been doing in the badlands and the trouble he had brought to their doorstep. All Dopey’s friends built him a beautiful gravesite and sang songs in his honor long after his death. Raps Dopey had recorded prior to his death were put to tracks and he is still looked at as one of the greatest emcee’s ever from Portusville. Later we found out that Dopey’s lover Rebecca had been left pregnant with Dopey jr.
Rebecca The Chipmunk – Rebecca was the lover of the legendary Dopey. She didn’t play much of a part other than making love to Dopey and giving her promise…..her promise that she will raise Dopey Jr. to be the biggest strongest Squirrel-chipmunk half breed there had ever been seen.
Hermy the Hermit Crab – Hermy hangs out in the little dirt caves around Portusville and is mainly known for his high annoying voice. Hermy is sometimes used as a hype-man for Portusville stage shows and also plays a critical roll monitoring activity of both Portusville and the uprising badlands on the other side of the wall.
Bobo the Komodo Dragon- Not much is yet known about Bobo other than he is one bad dude from the badlands. To send Portus and friends a message of what was to come Bobo approached the bottom entrance of the “Portusville hill” and killed, then devoured a whole goat in a matter of minutes.
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