I just needed to take a minute and puke my mind about some of the shit I’ve been reading around the webs from Juggalos regarding this Nova Rockefella chick playing The Gathering…

What the fuck is WRONG with you people?!

She ain’t MY thing, I’m not planning on going out of MY way to see her, I ain’t gonna buy any of her merch or big up her for any particular reason… but all this COMPLETE BULLSHIT I keep seeing about how some of you fucks are gonna go out of your way to give her the “Bubba Sparx/Tila Tequila treatment” is really starting to piss me off!

I’m not all up on the whole Bubba thing but over the years, I’ve been VERY much informed as to how and why all that Tila shit went down and this Nova chick is NOTHING like her.

Nova was never the basis of some whorish “reality show” trying to fuck everyone on it, never went to social media every time she felt the need to get her tits out or upgraded (having done none of it), has never been paid to suck a dick or take one in the ass on camera, has never given birth to children and STILL went and got paid to fuck on camera, has never straddled a Sybian on national tv/radio, has never taunted an entire fanbase for which she would be appearing in front of, etc etc…

Nova didn’t spend her years molding her life as a complete fucking WHORE only to one day suddenly wanna make “music” like every other spoiled westcoast richey brat with a friend that owns a microphone and think that after ALL THAT she’d ever be taken seriously and when met with DIRECT interdiction, STILL felt the need to pop her tits out on stage when the crowd turned on her.

While it could  be said that Tila didn’t “deserve” what she got, we all know she fuckin’ ASKED for it! Nova Rockefella does not seem to have ANY of Tila’s bullshit. Big deal, “she’s cute”. So the fuck what?! What else is she gonna do? Ugly herself up just to placate the lot of you fucks so as not to seem as though she’s trying to be the kind of whore you wanna throw rocks at?!

If it were up to you MORONS, The Gathering would just be one huge fuckin’ sausage party consisting of a bunch of greezy dudes with their shirts off listening to whatever first handful of Joker’s Cards they deem “worthy” of hearing from an iPod Shuffle blaring out of the stereos of their ’76 Pacers! You ninjas enjoy seeing all those “fine ass” ‘Lettes at The Gathering? Well keep it up fuckos and THAT is what yer gonna end up getting!

With the creation of the Lette’s Respect Movement and their desire to be recognized as the major part of the fanbase as they ARE, this GARBAGE of threatening to hurl rocks at any female that comes along that hasn’t armored herself (and her femininity) against this kind of bullshit is really beginning to offend ME as a MAN. Yeah, that’s right, that’s the kind of question this shit calls to order. Just like Monoxide has said that he, “isn’t Twiztid FIRST”, you asshole’s need to decide if you need to act like a MAN first before you pick up a fuckin’ bottle to throw at a woman who’s just there to entertain you… IF YOU WANT IT! You don’t HAVE TO be there! Like Jumpsteady has said, “Step the FUCK back! if it’s not for you”.

Do you really think that Whitney P. or Molly G. wouldn’t like to wear OTHER shit on stage than knit caps, pants and fuckin’ puffed out life preserver lookin’ vests while on stage (for which gets added to the list of them being called lesbians despite the fact that they do it in an attempt to prevent this Tila type bullshit)? Maybe they don’t, but what option do they have when the alternative is the threat of having shit thrown at them for not representing YOUR hang-ups that the female rap game can only ever be played by those who wanna sloot it up like Nicki Minaj or have to butch it up Sista Soldier style.

And what’s more, is the kind of “helplessness” that I’m sure Psychopathic must feel when THEY see this shit because some of you little shits are every bit like the children you tell NOT to do something, only to encourage it. I feel it too. What the fuck am *I gonna do in a crowd when I see some Juffalos pick up a bottle or rock? I can’t take on all these fucks myself  (cuz I ain’t got the skillz)! Nor can Psychopathic try to say anything about it because these same assholes will take it as a challenge! “What’re you gonna do about it? Toss me out? I’ll just sneak back in!”…

There’s plenty of bitch ass / girly movies out there that I don’t wanna see…. but if my girl manages to drag me to some tear jerky piece of shit I’d rather kill my dog over rather than go see… I’m not gonna take a dump in the aisles and throw it at the screen so I can ruin it for whoever else might be into it (while at the same time killing any chances of getting laid that night for it).

We’re ALL Juggalos (or “identify as Juggalo” as current events might dictate) but before ANY of that, we are MEN. Fuckin’ act like it! Unless you’re the kind of scumbag that would bloody your girl for doing something you disagree with, until such time as this Nova Rockefella girl tries to swing on you (or “us”) be a fuckin’ MAN and keep your fuckin’ integrity intact. Stand up for your Lettes like you would expect them to be for you… otherwise YOU are the BITCH.

This girl could totally suck. She could tank out and play to no one. I could care less. That’s not the point. The point I’m trying to make IS  that there needs to be more Juggalos out there that know the importance of preventing this girl (and ALL females at the Gathering, on-stage or off) from becoming a fuckin’ news bi-line turning that much more of a BAD spotlight on all of The Gathering, Juggalos AND ICP in a time when they all might be starting to be taken seriously.

But hey… it’s YOUR karma. You decide if you wanna take a no-wipe shit in Shangri-La… just leave your dick for the fires.

…and that’s all I have to say about that.