VeryTwiztidRaven said
Ahhh Novocaine, it's alright haha

In 2011, just after the Saliva set, I got clocked in the eye by a dirty, half eaten Bitch Beater (aka turkey leg) that was thrown VERY hard through the crowd. The guy I was with said it sounded like I'd gotten hit in the face with a metal baseball bat. It cut open my bottom eyelid and water line, and I ended up bleeding all over my hand as I went to first aid. They cleaned it out, gave me some ice, and miraculously I made it back out to see Boondox only 12 minutes later. The black eye it left was awful looking, and looked just like someone had punched me in the eye. It swelled up overnight to the point that I could barely open it, and all my eyelashes were crusted in dried blood. It was purple and red for about two weeks, and the little edge of my nose bone didn't stop hurting for a couple of more weeks, so I'm sure it had a small break in it (just not bad enough to see a doctor). I had to make up all kinds of stories to tell people about what happened since I hadn't told anyone where I went. But they all knew that I was with my boyfriend-at-the-time, and I didn't want them thinking he was beating me. It was just bad all around.

Moral of the story - throwing hard, heavy shit can really mess up someone's day/week/life. Don't do it.

-Jules

thats nasty as hell. see that is just stupid. dont throw heavy shit.

but it could have left for some amusing anecdotes. 'howd you get the black eye' 'i left the mop bucket out, it was my own fault' zing!

Pigg said
My boyfriend didn't hit me! I got hit in the face by a Bitch Beater!

now your just making fun of me. 

In 2011, just after the Saliva set, I got clocked in the eye by a dirty, half eaten Bitch Beater (aka turkey leg) that was thrown VERY hard through the crowd. The guy I was with said it sounded like I'd gotten hit in the face with a metal baseball bat. It cut open my bottom eyelid and water line, and I ended up bleeding all over my hand as I went to first aid. They cleaned it out, gave me some ice, and miraculously I made it back out to see Boondox only 12 minutes later. The black eye it left was awful looking, and looked just like someone had punched me in the eye. It swelled up overnight to the point that I could barely open it, and all my eyelashes were crusted in dried blood. It was purple and red for about two weeks, and the little edge of my nose bone didn't stop hurting for a couple of more weeks, so I'm sure it had a small break in it (just not bad enough to see a doctor). I had to make up all kinds of stories to tell people about what happened since I hadn't told anyone where I went. But they all knew that I was with my boyfriend-at-the-time, and I didn't want them thinking he was beating me. It was just bad all around.

Moral of the story - throwing hard, heavy shit can really mess up someone's day/week/life. Don't do it.

-Jules

Novocaine, That Aussie Asshole said

GanjaGoblin said
 But I'm an asshole, case closed. If I hit ya in the head with something, I'd either A) Apologize, B) Allow you to smack me in the head with a stop sign or C) Duke it out with you. Whichever pans out, I'm game. I can take a beating. But I wouldn't want a fight to come about so go with option B.

i think giving people an option to brain you, reduces your asshole points. 

I'll hook somebody up with something if they wanna pull my wisdom teeth out. I'll supply the vise grips. And if I by hit you in the head with some sort of trash and you're concussed/bleeding, you may pull my bottom and top right wisdom teeth. 

scruffy said

Novocaine, That Aussie Asshole said

VeryTwiztidRaven said
Y'all do remember my story about getting hit in the eye by a half eaten, dirty bitch beater, right? When it cracked the bone in my nose? When I had a bloody black eye for two weeks?
-Jules

i do not.
But then i dont need too. if a woman wants to throw down with a dude, thats fair enough. im not gunna get involved. and i cerrtainly wont do shit to stop him if he fights back.
but if a dude is just beating on a woman for some retarded reason (no beer/crying kid etc) then i will step in and teach him some respect. just because you want to hit a woman doesnt mean you should.
it also means that women shouldnt try and take advantage of that and start throwing punches at a dude thinking he wont hit her back (not saying this was your case, i cant make any judgement because i wasnt there/dont remember you bringing it up), because he very well might. and im a firm believer in equal rights. you wanna fight like a man, take a hit like one.
But i think the moral of the story with fighting, you should have found that fucker after you healed up and taken revenge. i wont sucker punch someone who didnt have it coming. brain him with a baseball bat. make sure he remembers never to fuck with you again.
take away his ability to make babies too. a few steel toed boots to the groin will make any man think twice about fucking with you again.
But thats just me. well not really, id probably blow his car up (not with him in it of course), call in to the terrorist hotline saying he's been making bombs/meth/counterfeit money for ISIS, steal his pets and give them away have him charged for pedophilia amongst other things.
But then i am very good at letting things get out of hand very very very quickly.   

uh, novo...  

...a bitch beater is a turkey leg.  

welllllllll...... how the fuck am i supposed to know.

lol. yeah the way she said it didnt make much sense but i was on a roll.

Novocaine, That Aussie Asshole said

VeryTwiztidRaven said
Y'all do remember my story about getting hit in the eye by a half eaten, dirty bitch beater, right? When it cracked the bone in my nose? When I had a bloody black eye for two weeks?
-Jules

i do not.
But then i dont need too. if a woman wants to throw down with a dude, thats fair enough. im not gunna get involved. and i cerrtainly wont do shit to stop him if he fights back.
but if a dude is just beating on a woman for some retarded reason (no beer/crying kid etc) then i will step in and teach him some respect. just because you want to hit a woman doesnt mean you should.
it also means that women shouldnt try and take advantage of that and start throwing punches at a dude thinking he wont hit her back (not saying this was your case, i cant make any judgement because i wasnt there/dont remember you bringing it up), because he very well might. and im a firm believer in equal rights. you wanna fight like a man, take a hit like one.
But i think the moral of the story with fighting, you should have found that fucker after you healed up and taken revenge. i wont sucker punch someone who didnt have it coming. brain him with a baseball bat. make sure he remembers never to fuck with you again.
take away his ability to make babies too. a few steel toed boots to the groin will make any man think twice about fucking with you again.
But thats just me. well not really, id probably blow his car up (not with him in it of course), call in to the terrorist hotline saying he's been making bombs/meth/counterfeit money for ISIS, steal his pets and give them away have him charged for pedophilia amongst other things.
But then i am very good at letting things get out of hand very very very quickly.   

uh, novo...  

...a bitch beater is a turkey leg.  

VeryTwiztidRaven said
Y'all do remember my story about getting hit in the eye by a half eaten, dirty bitch beater, right? When it cracked the bone in my nose? When I had a bloody black eye for two weeks?

-Jules

i do not.

But then i dont need too. if a woman wants to throw down with a dude, thats fair enough. im not gunna get involved. and i cerrtainly wont do shit to stop him if he fights back.

but if a dude is just beating on a woman for some retarded reason (no beer/crying kid etc) then i will step in and teach him some respect. just because you want to hit a woman doesnt mean you should.

it also means that women shouldnt try and take advantage of that and start throwing punches at a dude thinking he wont hit her back (not saying this was your case, i cant make any judgement because i wasnt there/dont remember you bringing it up), because he very well might. and im a firm believer in equal rights. you wanna fight like a man, take a hit like one.

But i think the moral of the story with fighting, you should have found that fucker after you healed up and taken revenge. i wont sucker punch someone who didnt have it coming. brain him with a baseball bat. make sure he remembers never to fuck with you again.

take away his ability to make babies too. a few steel toed boots to the groin will make any man think twice about fucking with you again.

But thats just me. well not really, id probably blow his car up (not with him in it of course), call in to the terrorist hotline saying he's been making bombs/meth/counterfeit money for ISIS, steal his pets and give them away have him charged for pedophilia amongst other things.

But then i am very good at letting things get out of hand very very very quickly.

Novocaine, That Aussie Asshole said 
 ...
but then i subscribe to the fact that fighting should always be done when the other guy isn't looking. never give them a chance.
 ...

Agreed. If you fight fair and honorably, then you are doing it completely wrong.

-Jules

GanjaGoblin said
 But I'm an asshole, case closed. If I hit ya in the head with something, I'd either A) Apologize, B) Allow you to smack me in the head with a stop sign or C) Duke it out with you. Whichever pans out, I'm game. I can take a beating. But I wouldn't want a fight to come about so go with option B.

i think giving people an option to brain you, reduces your asshole points. 

i really am an asshole though, if i got hit in the head by something nasty and knew who threw it..... i wouldn't let you know it was coming, i would sneak up on you while your sleeping or being generally inconspicuous and belt you several times with whatever you thought amusing to throw.

but then i subscribe to the fact that fighting should always be done when the other guy isn't looking. never give them a chance.

that being said, if someone hits me with food/alcohol (been brained with cans an bottles for years, as long as it dont break im good) im cheering at them. because free is my favourite word.

Pigg said

Cheshyr said
Just to be sure, none of this has anything to do with things like water balloons, Love Train-like Faygo showers or the trash fights that sometimes occur before seminars.... until those trash fights begin to include bottles containing piss, whole turkey legs with just a single bite taken from them (I can attest that those fuckin' hurt), half empty cans and sharp or heavy objects.

Unless you wouldn't mind getting hit with the same thing you intend to throw point blank by someone looking you dead in your eyes, don't fuckin' do it.

But this wasn't solely about the ACT of throwing things. But I'm sure if you can read, you already know that. So I'll spare the rehash.

There must be some rich ass juggalos at the gathering, because those turkey legs are fucking expensive.

if i ever make it, i hope someone throws a turkey leg at me.... free feed! and a tasty one at that.

wonka69 said
G.O.T.J. = a fat floppy whale fest ! ! ! only place these whales fell comfortable enuff 2 walk around, no shirt, no clothes multiple piercings and tattoos! 5

Sounds like the closest thing to heaven that I'll ever find.