2 11s is cheap beer

the_almighty_smack said
im guessing some of the awards sam adams has won is best beer at the new england state fair and best beer on tap at lord hobo 

 

shitty beer is shitty beer and their sales prove that sam adams is shitty beer

 

unibroue beers are names such a trois pistoles, aux fin du monde, dieu du ciel and maudite available all over America the bottles look more like wine bottles than beer bottles and have a real high percentage like 9-12%

“We welcome you all back to conversations with the delusionally retarded…..”

If Sam Adams is so shitty, why would it win awards at all? If sales dictated quality, why doesn’t Molson win anything? See how you contradicted yourself there? Probably not.

There is no New England State Fair, or a place called lord hobo. All there awards are mostly International, which you said they had none of, and which I gloriously proved wrong. You acknowledge this development by naming awards and places that don’t exist. Way to go.

I frequent many liquor stores, and have tried literally hundreds of quality beers. Never have I heard of any of the bullshit that you just listed. We have many beers that are high in alcohol percentage, so the fuck what? You told OCJ you can’t drink them, there too strong for you, so what’s the point in bragging about them? 

Anyways, this is all counterproductive. Shouldn’t you be playing dress up with your friends, putting on your bandanas and hoodies and filling up your water pistols? 

Look at that super bad ass playing dress up with his homies and their big bad water pistols!! So totally super hardcore!!!

patjoyce said

the_almighty_smack said 

here’s me and my homies 

to correct you if I could.  it appears to be cap guns, due to the orange tips.  im surprised they didn’t take a sharpie to em

Hahahahaha, smackey’s all upset, crying into his poutine, making it even soggier than it normally is. 

Yeah, I’m still waiting for you to post the ad that says Sam Adams is on sale for $10.99 a 12 pack. As I said, that’s the price of a 6 pack. You either read the ad wrong, or probably just made the shit up. You needed a cheap price to prove your theory, trying to tell me what the beer I drink costs in the state I live in. 

Of course Canadians buy Canadian beer, you guys wouldn’t know good beer if it “smacked” you in the face. Lets not forget, you are the country that made poutine a nationwide favorite. Your opinion means nothing, Canadian beer can’t be found easily outside of canada for a reason, it’s frozen moose piss. Beer and movies aren’t the same thing, if it’s so easy to win awards in beer, where are Molson’s awards? You claim it’s so great and sells so much, clearly it’s superior, right? So where are the awards? If shitty beer can win, and Molson never won shit, what does that say about your beloved Canadian bullshit? Not much.

And I’m sure you’d love nothing more than for me to have a crush on you, but all I had to do was copy that pathetic photo from the black and blue thread. I still can’t believe you posted that shit, grown men trying to act bad ass with water pistols. You’re of age to buy real guns but walk around literally squirting each other in the mouth with kiddie toys, nice life you have there. This is what you and your homies do, huh? Play dress up, kinda like playing house? I’m glad you found some like minded individuals like yourself to spend your free time with, you guys must have a blast “wrestling” one another in your short shorts and bandanas. Who wants a squirt in the mouth? Smackey does!! I bet you and your crew break out the water pistols and the poutine and have a real good time. Good for you. Super soakers and cheese curds for everybody, who runs this bitch!!!!! Haha, smack and his crew, too funny.

Water is free in this country numb nuts, and if you want to buy it by the case, it’s three dollars and change. Another inconsistency. You’re really letting your anger get the better of you. Why don’t you go take a nap? You don’t want to be too tired to enjoy yourself when your homies come over later to play gangsta dress up party do you? 

Since when is Men’s Health a beer guide? That’s one person’s opinion, big deal. At least Sam Adams made the list, Molson sure as fuck didn’t. 

Sam Adams sells less because it brews less. It’s called quality over quantity, something I don’t expect you to know anything about.

And who cares about 183 medals from a beer that nobody’s ever heard of? Sam Adams has won over 200, you know nothing. I can keep proving you wrong if you want, but you really should go and take that nap now. You don’t want to be too tired to aim your water pistol and squirt your homies in the eye instead of their mouth now do you? They’ll be all pissed off, and won’t let you wrestle and take pictures with them anymore. Don’t fuck your life up. Take a nap. Smackey’s cranky.

The awards are there, over 200 of them. You saying they don’t exist doesn’t make it true. Supply and demand mean nothing, they make limited amounts so the quality doesn’t suffer, you once again have no idea what you’re talking about.

If my hockey team sucks, why did we win the Stanley Cup a few years ago? If your team is so great, why haven’t you won one in 22 years? Lots of playoff wins, but no Cup. Oh sorry, Le Coupe Stanley. On the bright side though, your city does have very colorful decorated donuts. You were so proud of them you even posted a picture!! They were delusional and your team failed to win the Stanley Cup yet again, but hey, at least you guys had some really neat Le Coupe Stanley donuts. Such a great city, so much to be proud of.

I never said I was proud of my city, or the beer I drink. I just said it was better than yours, we have more Championships and awards to prove it, but these are all facts that I’m sure you will continue to ignore. Maybe you can wow me with some baseball stats from 1983, that’ll put me in my place.

Now go take a nap.

Yes, your team has won lots of Le Coupe Stanley’s, yes, that is true. It’s also true that most of them were won so long ago that the players weren’t even wearing helmets yet. It’s also a fact that your legacy of a team hasn’t won a Cup in 22 years and counting. Your legacy is dead. Keep living in the past, it’s way more comfortable than the depressing present.

Yes, you did beat us last year. Than you lost in the next round to New York, got swept didn’t you? 4-0? or was it 4-1? Either way, no Cup for you. All that matters is the Championship, not the season, not the wins before it. The Cup. Which you haven’t won in 22 years (and counting). But you guys sure do rack up the wins before you choke and fail the bring home the Championship!!! Keep living in the past, it’s all you have. Hockey and curling, that’s it. And curling isn’t even a sport. Even your baseball team relocated to my nations capital, it really must suck to be a Montrealer, nothing in the present to be proud of, always forced to bring up past glories from decades ago….. 

Fact is, you live in the past. Your city has done nothing important or won any Championships in recent memory. Even your baseball team left. You have nothing but stale donuts, past glories and broken dreams. Deal with it smackey, deal with your no Cups in 22 years.