And your list isn’t that current, if 2 of those places are already out of business. Your articles prove nothing, I live here. In my whole life, I have never, that means not even once, ever, seen anybody in this state eating poutine. Ever.

I will admit that once I saw a guy in Kip’s Diner in Rhode Island eating poutine, I remember because I had never seen shit like that before, I was like 9 or 10 years old. I didn’t think much of it though, as the guy clearly had down syndrome. I’m not even making a joke, he really did. So I knew I shouldn’t pick on him, because he had downs syndrome, as was you know, mentally retarded. If I knew then what I knew now, I would’ve told him to move to Canada. No more strange looks for you sir, there you’ll blend right in. just find the only road in Canada and pick a direction. Ottawa left, Newfoundland right. Oh, the possibilities.

when im there  you will give me chees steaks all  day free or I will kick your ass and  shake my cock in your face while I piss

then I  will make patjoyce fuck you  in the butt man!

ill be bringin that cali.og nug my ninjas!.ill blaze a blunt in exchange for a phillycheese yo!

You can believe anything you want, I have a feeling that you really need to believe it. I live here, you don’t. There was no Canadians flag, why is it so hard to believe that someone (probably you) photoshopped a picture and put it on the net? It happens all the time. How long do you think it would stay up if it was hanging there? 2, possibly 3 minutes before drunken Boston assholes pissed about the playoffs took it down and burned it? Think about it.

And cheap beer is Molson, Sam Adams and Guinness cost almost double, unfortunately. And what cheap burgers are you referring to, your beloved mystery McValue burgers? Whatever, it’s not important. You have no idea what I do all day, no more than I know what you do all day, speculate away smackey, doesn’t make it true though. All I know for a fact is Sam Adams costs way more than Canadian moose piss Molson, poutine is gross and disgusting, and there was never any Canadians flag hanging anywhere in the city that I ever saw. Trust me, it really wouldn’t be a good idea to hang up one of those any time of the year, never mind when we just lost to them in the playoffs. It really wouldn’t work out well for you.

And for the last time, your margarine is orange, not your butter. For the 2,000th time. 

No one drinks Molson in this country, it’s moose piss. They don’t sell Sam Adams in your frozen shithole, so how would you know what it costs? It wins awards worldwide, unlike Molson, and you think we’re inferior? It’s the only American beer allowed in Germany, and is recognized worldwide and has won awards in several countries. Molson does not, and will not, ever compare. Sam Adams is a small brewery, that’s why you sell more. Those 200 flavors are not brewed all the time and some haven’t been out for years. Some Sam Adams, like the triple bock, are in high demand and almost impossible to find in this state where it’s brewed, and it goes for $200 a bottle. Molson doesn’t come close with anything like that. Unlike you guys, it’s quality over quantity. It costs almost double what Molson does, when you can even find Molson. You have to go to the liquor warehouse type stores that carry almost every beer on Earth to even find it up here, because nobody drinks that moose piss. I wish Sam Adams was cheap, like Molson is, but unfortunately it isn’t. Getting your facts from Wikipedia again are you? Again, you said they don’t sell it in your country with only one road, so how you know what it goes for in a store baffles me.

Also, the mayor, like everyone else around here, isn’t eating fake poutine, or any poutine at all. Nobody wants your bullshit Canadian cuisine. Boston is very different from Canada, for instance, sodomy is a crime here.

Sam Adams has won more awards than any other beer in history. Open mouth, insert foot. You’re way the fuck off on that one, even way more than usual. You really are one stupid ignorant son of a bitch. More than any other beer in history. Again, let that fact sink in. Has Molson ever won any awards? Probably not, but if so, smack will come back and tell me about the glory that Molson reveled in during 1860. Nice try smack, stupid bastard. Again, more than any other beer in history.

Sodomy is your national pastime, like hockey and marrying your sisters. I didn’t make it that way, don’t blame me. Here, if I was sodomized, it would be called child molestation. In Canada, it would be my tenth birthday. It’s just the way it is in Canada. Go up your one whole road in your entire country and see that it’s the same no matter which direction you go in. Remember, Ottawa left, Newfoundland right. Don’t go getting lost now. 

Sam Adams has won numerous International awards by the way, mostly in Australia I believe, but numerous International awards none the less. Nice try Canadian hahahaha

the_almighty_smack said
i been searching every world beer awards site that comes up on google and I see hardly anything sam adams i found one award for best belgian stout for sam adams just 1 award on all the sites for a beer that you claim has won more awards than any other beer in history..

 

unibroue has won 183 international awards all listed on their website on the sam adams website they list shit because they won shit

 

your just full of shit pat.

Their achievements are not mine, and I cannot take pride in them, so why would I make it up? Under every bottle cap they list a different award they have won, 200 different medals in all, and some people are actually bored enough to collect them. Again, not my company, would drink it if they never won a medal, but they have won numerous in several countries. Not that it should ever grace your palette, but you would have seen this for yourself if you ever drank the shit, you can’t miss it. It’s just sticking to ignorant pride if you honestly think that Molson is in the same class, it’s not even close in terms of quality. 

That’s what it costs for a six pack, whatever site you looked that up on is wrong, or you’re just making it up. Molson Canadian is around $17.99 a case, in bottles. Molson XXX is $19.99, but like I said, nobody drinks that shit, and good luck finding it in a bar. Even bars like the British Beer Company that carry over 100 beers on tap alone don’t carry it, it’s not up to par. This is from someone who lives here, not someone who has to learn about this shit from a delusional website.

Unless that’s a sale price, and that’s a hell of a sale price, selling 12 packs for the price of 6. Post up that ad smack, if it exists (I doubt it), I wanna go there and stock up on Sam Adams at an all time low price.