“in my teenage years, a friend and I were out high riding, we saw this dude with a big ass hatchetman in the back of his truck so we pulled up next to him, to our surprise it was an older fella.  We chatted a little bit at the red light and I’ll always remember it,  “Hey so do you guys like Zug Izland?”  we said “fuck no that River song is gay as shit.”  (that was like the only thing we’d heard at the time.  Dude just looked sad and said, “oh,. well Syn’s my brother” and drove off”

Epic. I have a comparable story, only slightly related to this thread. My boy and I were grabbing blunts at the Exxon, the guy behind us notices my hatcetman cap and says, “Oh, so you’re a Juggalo? You like Death Metal?” I said I was the metalhead of the crew. Here I was expecting to get a demo CD, cuz that’s usually how this exchange goes.

“You know who George Fischer is?”

“Yeah. Corpsegrinder. What about him?”

“I’m his little brother.”

I called bullshit. Now I’m thinking I’m getting fucked with, a metalhead having a jab at a Juggalo, okay. This also happens. He took me to his pickup and showed me this three ring binder full of family polaroids. And sure enough, there’s fuckin’ Corpsegrinder, shaggy as fuck, chillin’ in his socks and a football sweatshirt looking like one of my dad’s old work buddies. There was an adorable picture of dude with his bro and what I assume is his mom or maybe even grandmom, a lil’ ol Lady throwing up the horns in front of a Christmas tree. It was so fresh.

“What’s it like being Corpsegrinder’s brother?” I asked,

“I mean, it’s whatever to me. He’s really a chill dude. He can be kind of an asshole sometimes, I guess, but we love him.” 

Apparently dude’s a carpenter the next state over and was working in my area. It was surreal.

8 days! 🎅 ⏰ 

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Missile_Toe said
8 days! 🎅 ⏰  

quit low-key spamming and keep those shitpost in an appropriate thread  

Any thang for you, mr. Scrooge

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I’ve only met ABK super briefly so I don’t have any crazy stories BUT my friend said the Syn kept coming to their camp site during the gatherings and would steal their beer until my friend told Syn to fuck off.