8/10 @ Cruisin' Tune's, Columbus, OH

What's going down Juggalos…third day of the Dark Lotus in-store, today we are in Columbus, OH representing for all the Ohio Juggalos. Everyone awoke from their retarded slumber from the following night of drinking and smoking. First thing was first go get some eats, well this was after Twiztid wake and baked with a couple joints. We rolled up to this restaurant packed like a slim anuses ass in a family sized mini van called Mitchell's steakhouse. We all waited outside for 10 minutes for this place to open. When we walked in we knew this place was no Waffle House all the waiters look liked doctors and the place was mad expensive looking, and their we were 8 scrubby looking thugs.

Well we decided to eat here anyway seeing as we were all hungry as fuck and wanted to see what all the hype was for. After getting seated Jamie tried to entertain us with a hand puppet he made from the napkin, the waitress had never seen anything like us before. When all the food was gone we were out just like all the money we just spent on our food. Back on the bus we rolled up some more joints and everyone started getting ready for the signing. When we got to the place there were hundreds of Juggalos pushing up on the glass waiting to meet the 5 members of the Lotus.

I went outside to see what was going on with the Juggalos who were all in full effect. I talked to a couple ninjas that had been waiting since 8 in the morning to get there shit signed, then I walked around and checked out a couple of the Juggalos rides which was pretty fresh. A couple kids bought some mad funny shit to sign one being a sheep which Jamie so nicely drew a butthole on and passed it down to shaggy who was quick to put a dick going into it. Shaggy was mad early to start drinking hitting the bottle of Smirnoff strawberry twist, one of the many bottles of alcohol on the bus. The Good Year blimp was outside the venue giving all the Juggalos something to watch.

J, Shaggy, Blaze, Madrox and Monoxide were talking to Juggalo's that couldn't make it on the phone and were also leaving messages for the answering machine. I wanna say what up to all the Juggalos I meet and spoke to, keep it real mutha fuckas and keep representing the hatchet. When we arrived back to the bus there was about 10 Juggalos outside. Violent J was quick to invite them up to the room and get there names and info so we can send them a bunch of shit, They're getting mad hooked up. After that we told them to come chill on the bus with us and get crunked up before we leave. J asked them if there was any questions that they have ever wanted to know the answer to. Well they asked the question which was "What really went down with Myzery at the Gathering?"

and as promised J answered. Well when it was time to leave we told all the Juggalos that was on the bus to bounce, and we told them to expect a lil' something in the mail, Anyway you ninjas know who you are. Well know whats missing from the day, that's right Waffle house WOO! WOO!. Shit we was hungry so we told the driver to stop at the the closest heezy so we could get our grub on. Know something happen that i have never seen before, we walked into get some food and there was six hot ass bitches just chilling.

Now the fact that we were scrubby or that Shaggy was so drunk and was shouting at these hoes to get on his dick might have contributed to them leaving. Anyways, bitches come a dime a dozen as the pops used to say and another 4 bitches was quick to fill there spot. When we got on the bus 2 dumb bitches got on and asked if Blink 182 was on the bus we was quick to start the "Get the fuck of the bus" chant. After those bitches got off we was quick to throw in the best of The Legendary Handsome Jimmy Valiant the "Boogie Woogie Man"video and we all sat and watched him in action as he wrestled and sung.

If you dont know who he is I will go ahead and school you, he is a WWF hall of famer and has wrestled in mostly all the federations and he also sings. Selling 4500 records and peeling off as he lip sinks to the music, he is most definitely a ninja. Well I after the video was over i retired to my bunk for a night of sleep. So till tomorrow in Indy i'm out.

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